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    Submitted by King_Domcum on Feb 22, 14 at 6:30am

    If it's a surprise bd present for HIM, may I suggest one of your friends that he already likes. No guy in that situation wants to be with the bitchy one, the complainer, the emotional basket case who needs constant re-assurance, or the one who just will not shut the hell up! Happy Burthday!

  • 57 20
    Submitted by shitbat78 on Feb 23, 14 at 12:19pm

    I would like to hear James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell use this exchange on a Sprint commercial.

  • 55 18
    Submitted by iflatford on Feb 23, 14 at 2:33am

    and the awesome girlfriend award goes to...

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    Submitted by dean4623 on Feb 22, 14 at 3:13pm

    Why can there only be just one? It is his birthday afterall!

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Feb 25, 14 at 12:27am

    Let's don't all jump at once here...

  • 43 68
    Submitted by crazydoglady on Feb 22, 14 at 7:05am

    Threesomes ruin friendships and they're not really that great.

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      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 22, 14 at 12:24pm

      lies. threesomes are awesome.

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      Submitted by TyphoidSammy on Feb 24, 14 at 7:58am

      You didn't do it right.