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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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That's 109% true

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 7:04am

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Holy shit it is soooo true. I don't trust anybody anyway who doesn't like bacon.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 7:36am

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Why can't we get shit like THIS through Congress?

Submitted by AvaDahl on Mar 26, 10 at 5:13pm

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Amen to this :)

Submitted by kat1360 on Mar 26, 10 at 2:16pm

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252 here. Bacon is the only reason to live. Well and beer and biscuits too

Submitted by crazygirls on Mar 26, 10 at 9:19am

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Mmmmmm bacon Mmmmmm sex Mmmmmm....... Zzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 8:47am

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this should be everyones moto for college.

Submitted by Tamahimik on Apr 3, 10 at 12:51am

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Yes!!!!

Submitted by Jjhamon on Mar 27, 10 at 2:34am

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I couldn't agree more.

Submitted by toughgunner12 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:10am

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TREW!!!!!

Submitted by feltch on Mar 26, 10 at 8:01am

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One of the best ones I've seen in a while

Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Mar 26, 10 at 12:29pm

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HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!!!!

Submitted by Crash_Underride on Mar 26, 10 at 7:24am

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Us NC ppl know what matters most in life lol 910 here

Submitted by thepest6889 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:45am

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I agree !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 2:38am

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Soo fuckinng trueee.

Submitted by HopeRuuuda on Apr 22, 10 at 7:45am

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Yes.

Submitted by StefaniaLucca on Mar 29, 10 at 10:32am

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someone should make this happen. nothing but this til noon

Submitted by gnarcotics on Mar 26, 10 at 9:34am

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I concur......going to work now grrrrr

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 7:39am

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Classy!

Submitted by shadow11 on Mar 26, 10 at 4:34pm

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Amen.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 9:50am

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I smell bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cnt believe there's fjord here

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 5:59pm

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i agree

Submitted by Vanke on Nov 25, 11 at 1:31am

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Amen

Submitted by treyfer123 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:51am

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Sam?

Submitted by nantucketfleece on Apr 1, 10 at 7:26pm

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Priorities. This man has them in order.

Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 10:01pm

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In soveit Russia, bacon has sex with you while you sleep

Submitted by themann on Oct 22, 10 at 3:56pm

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Hell yeah

Submitted by DrewsLioness on Mar 26, 10 at 2:46pm

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Bingo

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 9:52pm

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HELL TO THEEE YARRRRR!

Submitted by agentmob on Mar 30, 10 at 5:13am

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Fjunkie?

Submitted by IamAlanNerd on Jun 17, 10 at 3:03am

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I couldn't agree more. Bacon, sleep and sex straight from ECU.

Submitted by yaboysteve on Mar 26, 10 at 3:53pm

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Yes, yes,yes

Submitted by dutch70 on Mar 26, 10 at 12:32pm

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yeah Bull City lol!!!!!

Submitted by mstc4lyfe on Mar 26, 10 at 11:36pm

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Nc in the house

Submitted by L7anger on Mar 26, 10 at 7:29am

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your a Greek god.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 10:44am

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Haha so true Can someone PLEASE make a bacon latte??? - Jack in the box commercial

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 10:50am

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Heil der Furher

Submitted by Sgt_Slapaho on Mar 27, 10 at 12:10am

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I think I've just found my soul mate

Submitted by anrw03 on Apr 20, 10 at 8:53pm

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Bull city represent (:

Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Feb 25, 11 at 10:25pm

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AMEN!

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Mar 30, 10 at 7:13am

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God I could have written that! Sooo true

Submitted by britney09 on Mar 26, 10 at 1:49pm

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omg so true

Submitted by Yesheshot on Mar 26, 10 at 7:26am

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Jim gaffigan?

Submitted by  on Apr 16, 12 at 10:04pm

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Amen

Submitted by metalicvelocity on Dec 8, 10 at 3:50am

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Stupid ipod... Meant to say fjunkie \/

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 6:00pm

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Who the fuck would thumbs down this? These are the only things I am capable of doing in the morning....jerseyyyyyy alll day babyy

Submitted by grandmasboy on Mar 26, 10 at 1:58pm

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He means Kevin Bacon.

Submitted by timoteo17 on Jan 15, 12 at 2:49am

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Love you!

Submitted by fiddy73 on Mar 28, 10 at 2:21pm

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HELL YEAH BEST TFLN EVERRRRR!\ncoming at you from Campbell University :)

Submitted by campbell12 on Mar 26, 10 at 10:42pm

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Excelent

Submitted by LadyAvalon on Mar 26, 10 at 3:57pm

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Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon

Submitted by rowls68 on Mar 27, 10 at 6:21pm

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Wise words my friend. But instead of bacon make it blueberries :)

Submitted by breezy266 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:59am

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YES

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 8:32am

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Dude you need to be president or something

Submitted by Ninja_Unicorn1 on Jan 22, 12 at 2:06pm

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He means Kevin Bacon.

Submitted by timoteo17 on Jan 16, 12 at 9:54am

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AMEN to that! You are a

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:34am

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