Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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And a happy new year, ya filthy animal.
I would have said before. Gives the Merry Christmas more impact. The other probably better option would be to keep your mouth shut.
Both after "Your boyfriend and I are dirty whores"
I would say after you secured hospital transportation and before merry christmas
Just be thankful for your present
Before. Def before.
The line right before "Merry Christmas bitch"
"Oh, I got you a present. Your boyfriend...blah blah..mass, bitch!" It just sounds more Christmassy.
god bless us..every one...Sept them two..there dirty disease ridden witchehores who need burning!
I am going with after" I fucked your boyfriend merry Christmas bitch" just has such a nice ring
Def before, but you should leave a brief pause for impact. Having a genuine smile while saying it would be a nice touch. Would giving her a sucker also be too 'over the top'? I dont think so...
but she didn't specifically say not to...