The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Nor do they expect you to be naked and covered in goats blood. That one really freaks out the mormons too...
Door to door salesman still exist? Who the fuck buys something from a stranger at the door?
Oh but it makes the sale easier when you are.
Makes the sale easier and more likely to put out too.
Also doesn't expect you to be naked with a boner.
Ha ha no, no they don't.
Last sales guy at the door I answered drunk. I guessed the name of his girl right, said she was inside and I was fucking her. Closed the door. He pounded on it and screamed. I called the cops. They showed and I think he lost his job. Epic day!
... wow douche bag
Nor does he expect you to be high...
And after your sober explain it you get really drunk and say "what now bitch"