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  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 25, 10 at 5:38pm

    Nor do they expect you to be naked and covered in goats blood. That one really freaks out the mormons too...

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    Submitted by charlie_murphy on Sep 25, 10 at 7:47pm

    Door to door salesman still exist? Who the fuck buys something from a stranger at the door?

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    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 25, 10 at 4:21pm

    Oh but it makes the sale easier when you are.

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    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 25, 10 at 11:17pm

    Also doesn't expect you to be naked with a boner.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 25, 10 at 5:32pm

    Makes the sale easier and more likely to put out too.

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    Submitted by waterdrops on Sep 25, 10 at 6:28pm

    Ha ha no, no they don't.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 25, 10 at 7:22pm

    Last sales guy at the door I answered drunk. I guessed the name of his girl right, said she was inside and I was fucking her. Closed the door. He pounded on it and screamed. I called the cops. They showed and I think he lost his job. Epic day!

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    Submitted by lonniemcgrover on Sep 25, 10 at 10:59pm

    Nor does he expect you to be high...

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    Submitted by prometheus on Sep 26, 10 at 2:34am

    And after your sober explain it you get really drunk and say "what now bitch"