She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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How can anyone consider this to be a bad night?
they don't have cowboy boots in Australia? Like none at all?!
enjoy it while it lasts though
Seriously, i did this a few nights ago for my boyfriend Jake. Wearing black lace boyshorts and pink cowboy boots. He denied he posted this when I asked him but seems suspicious....cause thats my area code too! oh well, not that I care much. :)
12:23 what do u mean "what dude is going to text this????"
4:45 thanks bitchwad.
I'm a girl, and sure, it's great to cook for 'em, but nothing is better than rolling him a fat blunt after sex to smoke in bed, so you BOTH can enjoy =]
^^a homophobic that thought it was two girls. ^^^
Wow where are these girls?
who would say this is a bad night?
Not everyones marriage goes to hell 10:58. Sorry yours did.
grilled cheese is awesome, you dont need anything "better"
short shorts and cowboy boots is awesome
this girl is awesome! haha
i <3 texas and texas women
I took someones virginity wearing only cowboy boots.
BEST.SEX.EVER. Haha jkjk.
4:45, you're honestly like the only one on this thread who had to be a giant bitch about it...what gives???
Hey 10:47 I did the same thing for my guy about a week ago so it might NOT be you missy... oh and FYI ditch the pink cowboy boots, what are you? Twelve??
Haha only in Texas will you get that treatment!
I'm throwing out my slippers!
This would be even better if she was only wearing cowboy boots. I agree though...what dude is going to text this????
@2:35 your from the 775? So am I! Who are you?
dammnit james youve been posting my text again i kicking your ass thundercunt
Anyone how hates grilled cheese obviously.
Why shorts? I do it bending over the stove in heels ;)
What the hell is grilled cheese... PS. that chick is totally a lesbaian...
The girl, the grilled cheese or the cowboy boots?
Dumb. These "I'm in love" ones are getting old.
And as far as we know... she might look like jabba!
We are amazing like that I dallas
Ya, and after you're married, it'll be her eating a carton of non-post sex ice cream at 2 am, wearing a flannel nightgown and ratty slippers.
Wake up fool, that grilled cheese has a hook in it!!!
haha sounds like me. I took my ex's v-card while wearing cowboy boots
right, 3:50, but did you do it in shorts and cowboy boots is the question here...
Maybe he was texting a girl friend not one of his boys. Good friend or something
Okay, that reminded me of miley cyrus more then it should have.
Damn. You're not willing to share, are you?
hell i think i may be in love and i havent seen or talked to her. i just like grilled cheese that much.
I wish I could do that for my guy but it would be pointless.. For one id burn it and 2 he's a chef at a 5star restarant in town:/ so I'm stumped lol
sounds like something i'd totally do for my man. cept, i'd make him something better than grilled cheese!
He'll yeah way to represent D/FW. My gf is the same way. I love Texas.
A dude would text this to anyone (dude or not) if he was getting post-sex grilled cheese. Post-sex food (esp grilled cheese :D) is the shit, especially when you don't have to make it yourself.
And cowboy boots? Hell yes.
who the fuck doesnt love grilled chesese?!?
and lmao, thundercunt
@ 12:o9 who doesnt know what grilled sheese is?!?!?!
its like the thing that american children r raised on kinda like breast milk
she was probably like "should i wear cowboy boots... or a shirt? ahhh fuck it im goin with the boots"
Two girls who would do that for you.
Ah two girls cuz no dude is gonna text I am so in love to one of his boys!!!
@1:38 - some.. but not for decent prices...
i had a pair once.. bought em in the states
wore them soooooo much
Who the hell would mark this as a bad night
yyyyeaeaaah buddy rollin like a big shot
Lame. I made my guy post-sex steak, pasta, and peas at 2am.
Woe for the lack of cowboy boots here in Australia.
10:47, we don't care either
where is this wonderful lady you speak of??????
4:38, grilled cheese is pretty fuckin delicious, idk why you'd need to make anything "better"....