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  • Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Sep 25, 11 at 6:23pm

    We are all grateful you can't reproduce.

  • Submitted by kimistry on Sep 25, 11 at 3:39pm

    This guy will catch an STD soon enough...The sound of karma will even be heard when his penis falls off and hits the ground :-D

  • Submitted by KatieRoseAngel on Sep 25, 11 at 8:33pm

    Since when is doing anything sexually against a girls wishes funny? This is inappropriate and in bad taste.

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      Submitted by xoheartinohioxo on Sep 26, 11 at 4:38am

      Yeah, last i checked this could actually be considered sexual assault. The law states that if at ANY TIME, your sexual partner tells you to STOP what you are doing, you either stop or you are considered e committing a sexual offense.

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        Submitted by bulllwinkle on Sep 26, 11 at 2:30pm

        ^ uhh yeah 10-4, we've got a couple of buzz killingtons here, over.

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          Submitted by misaki on Mar 28, 12 at 4:32pm

          Yeah. 10-4. We have a misogynist sexual assault apologist here. Sorry I didn't get the memo that sexual assault was funny.

  • Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 25, 11 at 4:34pm

    Vasectomies aren't always effective. Selfish A-hole

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Sep 25, 11 at 3:19pm

    Stupid and likely a fake post from a virgin.

  • Submitted by Pavi on Sep 25, 11 at 4:03pm

    This is the definition of ass.

  • Submitted by haleycomet on Sep 25, 11 at 11:37pm

    I don't see how doing something against a girl's will (especially sexually) is funny.

  • Submitted by actualirishpple on Sep 25, 11 at 6:49pm

    you are a horrible person

  • Submitted by cameltoekim on Sep 26, 11 at 12:55am

    I can't wait for you to post another one of these about the girl who punches you in the throat for doing that.

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 25, 11 at 5:30pm

    So all your comments suggest that you think pulling out is actually effective...

  • Submitted by culuriel on Sep 25, 11 at 7:40pm

    You sir, are an asshole.

  • Submitted by rpmn31415 on Sep 25, 11 at 5:41pm

    What a douchebag.

  • Submitted by likeaboss77 on Sep 25, 11 at 9:27pm

    Wow you are a dick oh and it's gonna fall off as the snip snip doesn't protect you or them from disease you dumb ass.

  • Submitted by mustangman07 on Sep 25, 11 at 4:36pm

    Yes, you can still cum. It's only to prevent the swimmers, but isn't always one hundred % effective....

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 25, 11 at 4:39pm

    Wait till it grows back. It's been known to happen.

  • Submitted by scarab on Sep 25, 11 at 9:03pm

    Douche.

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    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 25, 11 at 10:53pm

    You're a dick. Like others said, glad you can't reproduce

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    Submitted by princessangry on Sep 25, 11 at 11:43pm

    Disgusting.

  • Submitted by seidel182 on Sep 25, 11 at 6:29pm

    He has never been laid, I am glad he can't reproduce.

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    Submitted by Maharetr on Sep 26, 11 at 7:36am

    If you were one of the people he's done this to REPORT HIM, if not to the cops, then to your friends so they know not to touch him with a barge pole. http://fugitivus.wordpress.com/2010/03/27/predator-theory/ is a good start in engaging in inoculation against people like this.

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 26, 11 at 2:30pm

    This guy never had any balls to snip. Fuckwad.

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    Submitted by TamiTaylor on Sep 26, 11 at 2:05am

    Idiot. Hope they give you crabs.

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    Submitted by redhead07 on Sep 26, 11 at 11:45am

    Asshole

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    Submitted by kfitzpatrick423 on Sep 26, 11 at 10:59pm

    i was concieved after my dads snip snip... just sayin.

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    Submitted by ravennation on Sep 27, 11 at 11:44am

    Yeah, sexual assault is super funny. It's fucking terrifying how many people up-voted this.

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    Submitted by misaki on Sep 26, 11 at 12:29pm

    lmao this guy is a misogynistic fuck.

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    Submitted by Fungus08 on Sep 28, 11 at 9:58am

    I've been reading TFLN for a cpl years now, and this is the first text that has genuinely offended me. You will be reported for sexual assault, and you will be jailed, hopefully before you infect anyone with aids you dick. \nThat is if this is even real. Let's hope not. They usually don't grant the snip to young men not in a committed relationship, unless there's a reason you shouldn't reproduce, and that's an ethical sink hole so usually they won't at all. \nI hope you grow up

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 27, 11 at 4:50am

    aids will love you forever.....well almost

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    Submitted by ShakeyDNB on Sep 26, 11 at 6:40am

    301-Southern Maryland. This doesn't surprise me one bit.

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    Submitted by pilotenrique on Sep 28, 11 at 12:03am

    Asshole

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    Submitted by natperks on Sep 26, 11 at 10:56am

    Clearly someone has mommy issues

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    Submitted by Lifeafter2am on Sep 27, 11 at 10:50am

    Hey, Issues.

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    Submitted by a_dream_traceur on Oct 2, 11 at 4:25pm

    i REALLY hope he has an std by now..

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    Submitted by danndann on Sep 30, 11 at 1:39am

    the doctor should've castrated you so there's a one hundred percent chance you can't reproduce. and so no woman can/has to have sex with you. sadistic bastard.

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    Submitted by RalphPootawn on Oct 6, 11 at 5:33pm

    Made my day, bitches gonna bitch

  • Submitted by porksword on Sep 25, 11 at 6:17pm

    Is the OP Chas Bono?

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    Submitted by YooRip3 on Oct 5, 11 at 12:41pm

    This dude is the man! thumbs down if you agree!

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    Submitted by lesbeehonest on Sep 26, 11 at 4:27pm

    Haha this is why I like vagina

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    Submitted by dericky on Oct 7, 11 at 2:10pm

    The girl deserves it for letting you fuck her without a condom in the first place! You sound disgusting, since you like to mistreat girls and fuck multiple people without protection. They should have just snip-snipped your dirty little dick instead.

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    Submitted by sombodysomone on Oct 10, 11 at 7:33pm

    How many guys get f'kd over by women all the time. Hell read tfln and you'll see alot of txt about women cheating on their men, being outright kunt's to men, sleeping with their friends or breaking up and being bitches about it. How women screw mens lives over saying "it's yours" when it's not?

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    Submitted by bandkid27 on Sep 29, 11 at 5:52pm

    smh at these 13 year olds posting this fake shit.

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    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Oct 1, 11 at 4:31am

    Wow. Shit just got real!

  • Submitted by brucers on Sep 25, 11 at 10:11pm

    Funny but so effed up--that's a true douche bag. And to the person above, yes you can still cum! WTF! Ever heard the term shooting blanks?!?

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    Submitted by itswhatevs on Oct 18, 11 at 10:38am

    This shit is funny I dont care how wrong or against the law it is! And I'm a girl!

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 26, 11 at 1:03am

    LOL porksword!

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    Submitted by mcel0052silver45 on Oct 15, 13 at 4:14pm

    Are you kidding me?

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    Submitted by sombodysomone on Oct 10, 11 at 7:39pm

    2200 men said good night, 4000 women said no.\nwell, How many guys get f'kd over by women all the time. Hell read tfln and you'll see alot of txt about women cheating on their men, being outright c unt's to men, sleeping with their friends or breaking up and being bitches about it. How women screw mens lives over saying "it's yours" when it's not? \nNotice, that the women he slept with CHOSE to have sex without him wearing a condom. Judge the woman not the man.

  • Submitted by grindonME on Sep 26, 11 at 10:57am

    Wrong...but funny!

  • Submitted by tayacb on Sep 25, 11 at 10:59pm

    Also, withdrawal is fairly effective when done correctly. Check planned parenthood website. 4% of women will become pregnant in a year IF their partners do it correctly. 27% chance in a year if done incorrectly.

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    Submitted by frup on Sep 27, 11 at 8:02am

    haha well i thought it was funny

  • Submitted by dirt_diver on Sep 26, 11 at 2:26pm

    Any woman who is upset with this, this is karma for all the women who fake a pregnancy. Just mad cause the playing field is now leveled.

  • Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 25, 11 at 7:17pm

    Everybody bashing this guy is retarded. That's funny as hell.

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      Submitted by xoheartinohioxo on Sep 26, 11 at 4:40am

      So i guess it would be fucking hilarious if some dipshit did this to one of your female friends or relatives??

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      Submitted by misaki on Sep 26, 11 at 12:33pm

      Yes. Because sexual violence against women is totally a hilarious thing! \n\nGo fuck yourself, it'll be the only action you'll be getting for a long time if you have this attitude against women.

  • Submitted by Micho523 on Sep 25, 11 at 7:37pm

    You sir are my hero.

  • Submitted by crnbrdfrts on Sep 26, 11 at 12:39am

    This is awesome.

  • Submitted by JS1987 on Sep 25, 11 at 10:10pm

    EPIC!!!!!

  • Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Sep 25, 11 at 4:29pm

    Wait you can still cum after the surgery?

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      Submitted by Phyllis on Sep 26, 11 at 1:06pm

      Ok let me play the devils advocate...it's TV funny...not reality funny. \nThink of all the romantic comedies or comedies you've seen, none of that's actually funny, most of it is cruel, unless of course it's on screen.\nI can totally see this as a scene in another shitty American Pie movie.

  • Submitted by stumpy2069 on Sep 26, 11 at 12:11pm

    This is funny I do it anyway even without surgery

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      Submitted by misaki on Mar 29, 12 at 3:08pm

      Ahhh, so you let some girl freak out and risk getting pregnant for your own amusement? What happens if she becomes pregnant? You're going to be totally financially responsible for that child when you're probably a broke asshole. \n\nAlso, you have sexually assaulted many women. Hope you can live with that!! Misogynistic dick.