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  • ouch. sorry dude but when a Taco Bell run is better than having sex with you, you're going to have to step it up

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 10, 11 at 2:35pm
  • obviously you werent that good in bed if shes thinking of food.

    Submitted by Bubula on Sep 10, 11 at 2:36pm
  • You should have got TB beforehand. Gotta be on top of these things.

    Submitted by Hot_Parapraxis on Sep 10, 11 at 3:20pm
  • Mid hookup? That should've been the end, dude.

    Submitted by semma333 on Sep 10, 11 at 7:00pm
  • Just tell her the truth, you finished 5 minutes ago..

    Submitted by ojg15 on Sep 12, 11 at 12:09am
  • Why complain? That means no strings attached. She's got ZERO commitment.

    Submitted by redsox985 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:05am
  • neither of those comments are legit - love, girls

    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 10, 11 at 2:54pm
  • marry her

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:15am
  • Priorities!

    Submitted by amberisawesome on Sep 11, 11 at 3:12am
  • Once your condom fell off because it was too big, her heart just wasnt into it

    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Sep 11, 11 at 2:41am
  • 1. Don't marry her. She is going to be fat. 2. Do anal BEFORE Taco Bell.

    Submitted by niceman on Sep 16, 11 at 12:41am
  • She probably wanted to stroke you off with a handful of refried beans.

    Submitted by gusbud1 on Sep 12, 11 at 1:53pm
  • Mid hookup? Who even says that.. Just say fuck, ffs

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 10, 11 at 6:52pm
    • so does hookup mean sex in America? hooking up is kissing over here

      Submitted by wallaby on Sep 11, 11 at 9:07am
  • There's a keeper.

    Submitted by bollywoodflow on Sep 13, 11 at 7:48pm
  • Obviously you fucked a fat ass

    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 11, 11 at 11:36am