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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 10, 11 at 2:35pm

    ouch. sorry dude but when a Taco Bell run is better than having sex with you, you're going to have to step it up

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    Submitted by Bubula on Sep 10, 11 at 2:36pm

    obviously you werent that good in bed if shes thinking of food.

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    Submitted by semma333 on Sep 10, 11 at 7:00pm

    Mid hookup? That should've been the end, dude.

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    Submitted by Hot_Parapraxis on Sep 10, 11 at 3:20pm

    You should have got TB beforehand. Gotta be on top of these things.

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    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 10, 11 at 2:54pm

    neither of those comments are legit - love, girls

  • 61 46
    Submitted by redsox985 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:05am

    Why complain? That means no strings attached. She's got ZERO commitment.

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    Submitted by amberisawesome on Sep 11, 11 at 3:12am

    Priorities!

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    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Sep 11, 11 at 2:41am

    Once your condom fell off because it was too big, her heart just wasnt into it

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:15am

    marry her

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    Submitted by niceman on Sep 16, 11 at 12:41am

    1. Don't marry her. She is going to be fat. 2. Do anal BEFORE Taco Bell.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 10, 11 at 6:52pm

    Mid hookup? Who even says that.. Just say fuck, ffs

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      Submitted by wallaby on Sep 11, 11 at 9:07am

      so does hookup mean sex in America? hooking up is kissing over here

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    Submitted by ojg15 on Sep 12, 11 at 12:09am

    Just tell her the truth, you finished 5 minutes ago..

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    Submitted by gusbud1 on Sep 12, 11 at 1:53pm

    She probably wanted to stroke you off with a handful of refried beans.

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    Submitted by bollywoodflow on Sep 13, 11 at 7:48pm

    There's a keeper.

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    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 11, 11 at 11:36am

    Obviously you fucked a fat ass