She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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ouch. sorry dude but when a Taco Bell run is better than having sex with you, you're going to have to step it up
obviously you werent that good in bed if shes thinking of food.
You should have got TB beforehand. Gotta be on top of these things.
Mid hookup? That should've been the end, dude.
Just tell her the truth, you finished 5 minutes ago..
Why complain? That means no strings attached. She's got ZERO commitment.
neither of those comments are legit - love, girls
Once your condom fell off because it was too big, her heart just wasnt into it
1. Don't marry her. She is going to be fat. 2. Do anal BEFORE Taco Bell.
She probably wanted to stroke you off with a handful of refried beans.
Mid hookup? Who even says that.. Just say fuck, ffs
so does hookup mean sex in America? hooking up is kissing over here
There's a keeper.
Obviously you fucked a fat ass