He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Honey badger for me
You're right manlaw6, he clearly wasn't rationalizing while he was intoxicated
This is obviously fake, cabbage isn't an animal!
I am the walrus.
Couldn't have corrected the typo when you submitted this? Come on, man.
That's half the fun of the drunk text!