He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Honey badger for me
You're right manlaw6, he clearly wasn't rationalizing while he was intoxicated
Couldn't have corrected the typo when you submitted this? Come on, man.
That's half the fun of the drunk text!
This is obviously fake, cabbage isn't an animal!
I am the walrus.