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  • 75 74
    Submitted by DirtyD06 on Mar 7, 11 at 4:21pm

    You're right manlaw6, he clearly wasn't rationalizing while he was intoxicated

  • 65 63
    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 7, 11 at 12:12pm

    Honey badger for me

  • 52 52
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 7, 11 at 11:46am

    Muff cabbage

  • 55 61
    Submitted by ambur on Mar 8, 11 at 4:03pm

    I am the walrus.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:21pm

    This is obviously fake, cabbage isn't an animal!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by imdown on Mar 8, 11 at 1:26am

    Couldn't have corrected the typo when you submitted this? Come on, man.

    • 40 63
      Submitted by 1grizchick on Jul 2, 11 at 10:05pm

      That's half the fun of the drunk text!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by treywoodard on Mar 8, 11 at 3:15am

    Panda!