Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
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You, Sir, ARE officially the world's greatest brother.
Wow- that is an amazing brother! My brother would have put it in an obvious, awkward place where everyone in the family would see it. Oh, wait, my brother DID do that!
HOLY SHIT!! I am officially in love with whoever did this.
lmao yes. this story will make lots of girls want to bone you.
that's what family is all about! i hope my brother would do the same for me! i would feel incredibly bad for him if he had to, but still. best brother ever!
girls everywhere thank you.
you rock... My brother totally would have just shoved my whole bag under my bed or out in the yard.
wow thats impressive bro, i probly would have been to busy laughing at my sis haha, props
THIS is the reason I've always wanted a caring, loving brother!
Man she owes you. My brother would have tipped my bag open so they would see it.
Ignore all the assholes. You are an amazing brother, and your sister is INCREDIBLY lucky to have you.
HAHAHAHAHA, i wish i had a brother!
I think that it is disgusting that you even touched your sisters vagina juices. I would have just taken the bag to her and told her to turn it off. GGGRRROOOSSSSS!!!!!
you are THE best brother ever. my brother probably would've pulled it out, thinking that i'm innocent and starting a chain reaction where my mother feels the need to tell our whole family and her coworkers everything. you must be the most amazing brother.
highly doubt my brother would do that for me. you're awesome. tell this story. you'll get laid.
my new pick up line. thanks ladies
I knew I wanted siblings. Kudos.
you're an awesome older brother - really!! women everywhere are thanking you right now for the great thing that you did!! i really wish i had an older brother like you!! =] you seem like the kind of older brother that will always be there when anyone needs you =]
You insist he's an older brother. Three times. When, in the text, not once did he mention age differences.
I used this story got laid
Perhaps I ought to use this story when meeting girls?
-He who wrote the text.
yea you seriously are the world's greatest brother! Cheers!!
why was her vibrator in her bag.. why was it on.. and why was she anywhere near he parents with her vibrator.. you are an awsome older brother but i don't know if your sister is that brightest crayon in the box.. tell her next time to take the batteries and turn them the wrong way in the vibrator so it doesn't turn on at the wrong time.. they also make cases for them that look like candy wrappers and stuff.. it's definitly time to go to Cindies lol
LOL at May 16, 2009 8:19PM
Did u smell ur fingers after? And who the hell did u text that to?
you, sir, are amazing. I now see why my friend has always wanted a brother. unfortunately for me, i actually have a regular one, so that dream... never existed in the first place.
Hahahaha. My brother would have been like, "Sshhh everyone be quiet... Is that a vibrator?"
wow youre wonderful =]
I think everyone should salute him.
kudos to you man!! you really are the world's greatest brother!
you are a saint.
ps. Ha! 8:19
did you rub it on your junk first
Andddd you really should be getting laid by now based on this reaction...
wow even I wouldn't do that for my sis and i'm a girl.
You are the best bro ever!!!!! Your sis is super lucky!
omg that is soooo sweet! I'm officially in love...
since it was still on... was it still wet?
omg. you are the best brother i have ever met. my brother would have just walked out of the room and left me to explain what it was lol.
you should get an award for that.
ewww who the hell touches their sisters vibrator gross!!!!!!!!
Been that brother a time too many and she still wont hook me up with any of her freinds............*sigh*
I tip my hat to you sir. The worlds greatest brother
wow, you can really tell apart the girls from the guys here
what color vibrator?
it's been said, but it bears repeating - you're the best brother ever. My brother would have grabbed it and waved it around, acting like he didn't know what it is.
God must love your sister. Lucky girl. Please tell me she's tried to hook you up with one of her friends (a hot one that she doesn't hang out with much).
WOW...greatest brother for damn sure!!! I'd sleep with you...to bad that area code isn't close to the 703
They should separate men and woman comments lol women are weird. There's no way I'm gonna grab a toy that my sister used to bang herself.
Self proclaimed, but accurate.
@2:44, well duh, dumbass. your sister won't have sex with you just because you saved her from gettin in trouble. XD
this sounds exactly like my brother...its probably happened lol
Ahahahahaha I love this
True freaking say. Absolute hats off to you!
dude you are a great brother
wow i wish i had you as a brother, my brother took my dildo put in the bathtub as if i had used it in there and also put his labtop in there so that the website that was on the screen was a youporn video that was playing making it look like i was doing myself to a porno! he's such an ass!
LMFAOOOOOOOOO.! your tre tre amazing.
2:30 haha yeah
and you are the best brother ever, no joke. my brother is amazing but i dont even know if he'd do that for me haha. so kudos :)
Owned by your sister. She owes you big.
Bad night, good brother. I love you.
Only one of my three older brothers would do this for me, and he would either a.) tease me mercilessly about it or b.) lecture me sternly for an hour afterward, depending on his mood.
My younger brother would freak out and run out of the house.
You're a keeper, my friend.
Dang that's probably the nicest thing ever my brother would kick my ass and my parents would just be like oh Brittany. Haha
quit talking about vagina juices, guys, the switches for most of those things arent on the 'vagina juicy' part. plus you clean em after always lol. best brother ever.
YOURE AMAZING !!!!
i love you!!
this is exactly why i've wanted an amazing older brother :(
wish you were my brother :'(
@ 10:16- the situation
I'm a little weirded out that you even knew she had a vibrator to begin with. I'm a woman, and I wouldn't know whether my sister had one or not -- and I certainly wouldn't touch it, if she did! I'd just throw something over her bag to muffle the noise until she turned it off herself.
ew. no way i would touch it. i would've said loudly "hey sis your vibrator's on!!" it would serve her right.
Did he smell his hand afterwards?
you are amazing. my brother would have definitely alerted the 'rents by asking what that continuous buzzing noise was
Is she hot?
for all you grossed out, i doubt it was right after she used it. she probably used it, cleaned it, threw it in her bag and the button got bumped. I highly doubt there were "vagina juices" on it still
You are an awesome bro! She should thank you many times!
Lemme get ur sisters number haha I like her
LOL!!! the other day my brother was looking through my desk for something, picked up my pink vibrator, dropped it really quick & and said "oh my bad, i thought that was a flash light!". haha
Aw, that is so sweet!
I actually think i'd rather my mum see and turn it off! She would be nicer about it than either of my brothers!
AHAHAHA I just rolled over laughing!!! This is great! You're awesome!
Mike the situation.
I'm a dude, and I salute you sir.
hahaha WOW you're officialy the shit.....i can ONLY IMAGINE what would have gone down if my brother had been in your position...probaly something horribly embarassing. that was really nice of you but a little gross.....im imagining you have a hot sister you've occasionaly had dirty thoughts about...lets be real who would do that
Best brother ever. I so want to meet this guy xD
that is kinda sick but i bet my brother would do this for me!
you do what it takes to keep th ings from the parents
wish u were my brother.
yes, ahaha as gross as tht situation was u r now the worlds greatest brother
now all u have to think about is was it worth tht title?
YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!! Though your sister should be more careful D: Oh well you still rock!!!!!!1
oh tri cities....how i love thee.....
My brother was the one who turned it on...
How'd you know how to turn it off?..
It's obvious. It's not like there's a password.