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  • You, Sir, ARE officially the world's greatest brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Wow- that is an amazing brother! My brother would have put it in an obvious, awkward place where everyone in the family would see it. Oh, wait, my brother DID do that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:19pm
  • HOLY SHIT!! I am officially in love with whoever did this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:33am
  • that's what family is all about! i hope my brother would do the same for me! i would feel incredibly bad for him if he had to, but still. best brother ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:58pm
  • girls everywhere thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:25pm
  • lmao yes. this story will make lots of girls want to bone you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:54pm
  • you rock... My brother totally would have just shoved my whole bag under my bed or out in the yard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Man she owes you. My brother would have tipped my bag open so they would see it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:17pm
  • THIS is the reason I've always wanted a caring, loving brother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Ignore all the assholes. You are an amazing brother, and your sister is INCREDIBLY lucky to have you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:09pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA, i wish i had a brother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:33pm
  • wow thats impressive bro, i probly would have been to busy laughing at my sis haha, props

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:58am
  • I think that it is disgusting that you even touched your sisters vagina juices. I would have just taken the bag to her and told her to turn it off. GGGRRROOOSSSSS!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:36pm
  • you are THE best brother ever. my brother probably would've pulled it out, thinking that i'm innocent and starting a chain reaction where my mother feels the need to tell our whole family and her coworkers everything. you must be the most amazing brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:32pm
  • highly doubt my brother would do that for me. you're awesome. tell this story. you'll get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I used this story got laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:08pm
  • I knew I wanted siblings. Kudos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:21pm
  • you're an awesome older brother - really!! women everywhere are thanking you right now for the great thing that you did!! i really wish i had an older brother like you!! =] you seem like the kind of older brother that will always be there when anyone needs you =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:29pm
    • You insist he's an older brother. Three times. When, in the text, not once did he mention age differences.

      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 5:53am
  • my new pick up line. thanks ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:36pm
  • you, sir, are amazing. I now see why my friend has always wanted a brother. unfortunately for me, i actually have a regular one, so that dream... never existed in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:00am
  • why was her vibrator in her bag.. why was it on.. and why was she anywhere near he parents with her vibrator.. you are an awsome older brother but i don't know if your sister is that brightest crayon in the box.. tell her next time to take the batteries and turn them the wrong way in the vibrator so it doesn't turn on at the wrong time.. they also make cases for them that look like candy wrappers and stuff.. it's definitly time to go to Cindies lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Perhaps I ought to use this story when meeting girls? -He who wrote the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:46pm
  • yea you seriously are the world's greatest brother! Cheers!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Did u smell ur fingers after? And who the hell did u text that to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I think everyone should salute him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:38pm
  • LOL at May 16, 2009 8:19PM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:29am
  • wow youre wonderful =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:49am
  • kudos to you man!! you really are the world's greatest brother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Hahahaha. My brother would have been like, "Sshhh everyone be quiet... Is that a vibrator?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:19pm
  • wow even I wouldn't do that for my sis and i'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Andddd you really should be getting laid by now based on this reaction...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:18pm
  • did you rub it on your junk first

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:12am
  • you are a saint. ps. Ha! 8:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:47am
  • You are the best bro ever!!!!! Your sis is super lucky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:45am
  • I tip my hat to you sir. The worlds greatest brother

    Submitted by PatsFan31 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:26am
  • omg. you are the best brother i have ever met. my brother would have just walked out of the room and left me to explain what it was lol. you should get an award for that. something good.=]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:16am
  • omg that is soooo sweet! I'm officially in love...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:11am
  • ewww who the hell touches their sisters vibrator gross!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:08pm
  • it's been said, but it bears repeating - you're the best brother ever. My brother would have grabbed it and waved it around, acting like he didn't know what it is. God must love your sister. Lucky girl. Please tell me she's tried to hook you up with one of her friends (a hot one that she doesn't hang out with much).

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:48am
  • Been that brother a time too many and she still wont hook me up with any of her freinds............*sigh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:44am
  • since it was still on... was it still wet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Best.brother.ever.

    Submitted by xxxmissnaughty on Feb 25, 11 at 11:47am
  • They should separate men and woman comments lol women are weird. There's no way I'm gonna grab a toy that my sister used to bang herself.

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 4, 11 at 10:58am
  • WOW...greatest brother for damn sure!!! I'd sleep with you...to bad that area code isn't close to the 703

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:55pm
  • True freaking say. Absolute hats off to you!

    Submitted by courtchronic on Oct 28, 11 at 5:56pm
  • wow, you can really tell apart the girls from the guys here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:30am
  • @2:44, well duh, dumbass. your sister won't have sex with you just because you saved her from gettin in trouble. XD grammar ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:16pm
  • dude you are a great brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:23am
  • this sounds exactly like my brother...its probably happened lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:12am
  • Ahahahahaha I love this

    Submitted by itsphoebs on Dec 10, 10 at 10:34am
  • wow i wish i had you as a brother, my brother took my dildo put in the bathtub as if i had used it in there and also put his labtop in there so that the website that was on the screen was a youporn video that was playing making it look like i was doing myself to a porno! he's such an ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:45pm
  • 2:30 haha yeah and you are the best brother ever, no joke. my brother is amazing but i dont even know if he'd do that for me haha. so kudos :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Self proclaimed, but accurate.

    Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 5:59am
  • what color vibrator?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:27am
  • LMFAOOOOOOOOO.! your tre tre amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Owned by your sister. She owes you big.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:23am
  • Only one of my three older brothers would do this for me, and he would either a.) tease me mercilessly about it or b.) lecture me sternly for an hour afterward, depending on his mood. My younger brother would freak out and run out of the house. You're a keeper, my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:03pm
  • YOURE AMAZING !!!! i love you!! this is exactly why i've wanted an amazing older brother :( wish you were my brother :'( <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:00pm
  • quit talking about vagina juices, guys, the switches for most of those things arent on the 'vagina juicy' part. plus you clean em after always lol. best brother ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Bad night, good brother. I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Dang that's probably the nicest thing ever my brother would kick my ass and my parents would just be like oh Brittany. Haha

    Submitted by oohmylantay on Apr 15, 10 at 10:46pm
  • ew. no way i would touch it. i would've said loudly "hey sis your vibrator's on!!" it would serve her right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:24pm
  • @ 10:16- the situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:15pm
  • You are an awesome bro! She should thank you many times!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:46am
  • Is she hot?

    Submitted by Microbus on Jul 4, 10 at 2:27pm
  • you are amazing. my brother would have definitely alerted the 'rents by asking what that continuous buzzing noise was

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I'm a little weirded out that you even knew she had a vibrator to begin with. I'm a woman, and I wouldn't know whether my sister had one or not -- and I certainly wouldn't touch it, if she did! I'd just throw something over her bag to muffle the noise until she turned it off herself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Did he smell his hand afterwards?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:00am
  • AHAHAHA I just rolled over laughing!!! This is great! You're awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:19am
  • LOL!!! the other day my brother was looking through my desk for something, picked up my pink vibrator, dropped it really quick & and said "oh my bad, i thought that was a flash light!". haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:50am
  • for all you grossed out, i doubt it was right after she used it. she probably used it, cleaned it, threw it in her bag and the button got bumped. I highly doubt there were "vagina juices" on it still

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:22am
  • Mike the situation. FIST PUMP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:07pm
  • I'm a dude, and I salute you sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:44am
  • Lemme get ur sisters number haha I like her

    Submitted by BNER on Apr 24, 11 at 3:56am
  • Aw, that is so sweet! I actually think i'd rather my mum see and turn it off! She would be nicer about it than either of my brothers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Best brother ever. I so want to meet this guy xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:23pm
  • that is kinda sick but i bet my brother would do this for me! you do what it takes to keep th ings from the parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:49pm
  • wish u were my brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:47pm
  • hahaha WOW you're officialy the shit.....i can ONLY IMAGINE what would have gone down if my brother had been in your position...probaly something horribly embarassing. that was really nice of you but a little gross.....im imagining you have a hot sister you've occasionaly had dirty thoughts about...lets be real who would do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:28pm
  • yes, ahaha as gross as tht situation was u r now the worlds greatest brother now all u have to think about is was it worth tht title?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:16pm
  • My brother was the one who turned it on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:39am
  • YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!! Though your sister should be more careful D: Oh well you still rock!!!!!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:09am
  • How'd you know how to turn it off?..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:00pm
  • oh tri cities....how i love thee.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:13am