Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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Wow, pretty much. I hope it was in permanent marker and your wife finds it, dickbag.
Why did you even get married, douche bag?!
yes, yes you are...dirtbag
I'd put you up for "worst husband of the year". Pretty sure your competition would back out once they heard how much of a total douchebag you are. Way to be bro, way to be.
What a dick
keep it up, dipshit! next thing you know, you'll be in your wife's bed fucking some random chick. i hope she lorena bobbitts your dumb ass.
I hope your wife looks at TFLN. Or your phone.
And this is why most women can't trust men anymore. Sigh. I knew there was a reason I fear marriage.
Yes, ever since this (probably fake) individual _invented cheating_, men can no longer be trusted.
I wish I could thumbs up your reply.
This is awful... It isn't even amusing, just gross.
wow fuckin douchebag bitch of the year
Dear husband, you will now be writing your new girls address on the divorce certificate! Love, Wife
Bob. Barker. Treatment. Or Lorena Bobbitt. Either way, op is a total asshole who needs to be neutered like the dog he is.
This is probably the most blatant trolling on TFLN today. Let's all agree on what a big fictitious douche this guy is instead of imagining a house without scrap paper, receipts, envelopes, post-its, or a cell phone/PDA for putting directions into.
seriously has to be fake, doesn't it? no one is that stupid, are they??
ohhh you would be surprised how dumb people are.
you never know, i would just trust it because there are some stupid asses in this world
I hope this guy gets caught and his wife has a savage Jewish lawyer!!!
And If this is actually true, you are even more stupid because those certificates cost $15 and each time you have to wait in line forever!
I see a lot of wives in 973 demanding that their husbands show them their marriage certificates after this.
I hope your new girl gives you the herp!!
At least you know you are officially the worst husband ever, that is only half of the battle.
Fake. As if you didn't have any other piece of paper to write on you cheating douche
I'm calling bullshit on this one.
KUDOS to most of the commentators here! I am so thrilled to see so many that think this guy is a jerk!! Gives me hope that we are completely lost as a society!!!
This is the most blatantly fake text I've seen yet. Besides the fact that you would obviously have other things to write on, who even has their marriage certificate in a place that would make it a convenient thing to write on?
Yes, you are. You disgust me. What the hell is wrong with you?
so you have enough energy & money (at least to put gas in the car) to cheat but are too lazy to get a divorce??? if you can get it up, then man up. divorce.
Fucking north Jersey douchbag.
Right up there with Tiger Wood. I hope karma hits you hard
What a loser--if this is even remotely real(which I highly doubt), you are the official dickhead douchebag of the year. \n\nBe a man, do your poor wife a favor and get a divorce. She deserves better.
i don't believe you. this is dumb.
You're not the worst husband ever, but you're a close second to Scott Peterson
there are 547 thumbs up... the fuck? what douche bag would find this amusing?
Yeah, this isn't funny at all to me. Just really sad...
I don't like you and I don't even know who you are. Nor do I ever care to.
Well, at least you realize that.
I hope your wife finds out what you have been doing and cuts off your dick and feeds it to you!
Wow. Just wow. What a dick.
Burn in hell, I hope you get hit by a truck and die
Fuck you OP. Learn how to live asswipe
Fail. You wasted good Money and Time on a certificate you don't even care to follow. Why? It's not even funny.
I bet you think your cool don't you bro
you are a terrible, terrible husband. i hope your wife divorces you and takes you for all you're worth.
Ha ha ha. Funny!
I hope you get herpigonosyphilits and your dick rots off.
fuck u that's horrible
You should just go die.
If this isn't fake I'm wondering who'd they send this too?
You sir, are a douche.
Anyone want to chill the f*** out???
makes me think of a carrie underwood song......i am sure you will reap what you sew and when you come home and find your marriage cert nailed to the front door you'll know your best friend is inside nailing her.
@profhopkins Fair play to the dude!
You know what they say, dont feed the trolls...
Pretty soon you'll get to write the address of the girl you're hooking up with on the back of your divorce certificate. But oh well, there's always the next dumb whore that's lining up to get fucked by some douchebag.
and people wonder why Jersey is called trashy all the time...
You are a bro
Officially the worst person!!! That's soo gross too. Why did you even get married?!
what kinda night was that
Yeah. You should just kill yourself now and save your wife the heartache. Dick
That's fucking amazing.
what is the point of even getting married if you're just going to cheat on her? disgusting pig.
Wow, you're a piece of shit.
Who carries their marriage certificate? Fake. Come on TFLN!
The only reason I don't want you to get aids is because your poor wife may get it. But being hit by a truck is most certainly not contagious:)
This has to be fake. For this "person" to identify himself as a "[bad] husband" it kind of insinuates him being prideful of his role as a husband. I'm guessing this was a chick or a lonely boy.
damn this fucker is from my hometown
Is this a text from tiger woods?
LOL go my area code.... your a douchebag and even more of one for putting this up here. then again its not surprising.... DIRTY JERSEY!!!
Ya totally fake.... Marriage certificates are usually in a safe place... Unless he is going to replace it... He is an idiot. Guys are dumb. But not that dumb. Fake
theres this thing you should do to ensure you dont cheat. its called breaking up, and dont pull the i lover her crap cause you dont if your willing to cheat
marriage ftw! lol
Really? What gave you that idea?
Wow and you thought that was something cool did you, you will be screwing when your wife leaves you and all you have is some tramp
fuck all these people, you win!
Lies... I don't even find this clever anyway
Hopefully you and that girl gets aids!
lol, NJ, doesn't surprise me. dirt cun*
do you just carry your marriage certificate around with you all the time? why would that be the only thing you could find to write on?
it's men like you that make me ashamed of my penis... your the reason why we have bitchy women!!!!
Whatevs. Fuck marriage.
This guy is my hero. These are the types of texts that make tfln worth it.
you're just as terrible as this cheating husband. you both should go rot.