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  • Wow, pretty much. I hope it was in permanent marker and your wife finds it, dickbag.

    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Sep 15, 10 at 10:18am
  • Why did you even get married, douche bag?!

    Submitted by linniekay on Sep 15, 10 at 10:23am
  • yes, yes you are...dirtbag

    Submitted by masta1080 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:16am
  • I'd put you up for "worst husband of the year". Pretty sure your competition would back out once they heard how much of a total douchebag you are. Way to be bro, way to be.

    Submitted by shadowfox on Sep 15, 10 at 10:21am
  • What a dick

    Submitted by bobsaget420 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:17am
  • keep it up, dipshit! next thing you know, you'll be in your wife's bed fucking some random chick. i hope she lorena bobbitts your dumb ass.

    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:43am
  • I hope your wife looks at TFLN. Or your phone.

    Submitted by YRUHERE on Sep 15, 10 at 10:31am
  • This is awful... It isn't even amusing, just gross.

    Submitted by simkha on Sep 15, 10 at 10:31am
  • And this is why most women can't trust men anymore. Sigh. I knew there was a reason I fear marriage.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Sep 15, 10 at 10:26am
    • Yes, ever since this (probably fake) individual _invented cheating_, men can no longer be trusted.

      Submitted by paulymath on Sep 15, 10 at 1:25pm
  • wow fuckin douchebag bitch of the year

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 15, 10 at 10:33am
  • Dear husband, you will now be writing your new girls address on the divorce certificate! Love, Wife

    Submitted by babe975 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Bob. Barker. Treatment. Or Lorena Bobbitt. Either way, op is a total asshole who needs to be neutered like the dog he is.

    Submitted by lostinadream on Sep 15, 10 at 11:02am
  • This is probably the most blatant trolling on TFLN today. Let's all agree on what a big fictitious douche this guy is instead of imagining a house without scrap paper, receipts, envelopes, post-its, or a cell phone/PDA for putting directions into.

    Submitted by paulymath on Sep 15, 10 at 1:29pm
  • seriously has to be fake, doesn't it? no one is that stupid, are they??

    Submitted by CIT on Sep 15, 10 at 11:35am
  • I hope this guy gets caught and his wife has a savage Jewish lawyer!!!

    Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 15, 10 at 1:34pm
  • I see a lot of wives in 973 demanding that their husbands show them their marriage certificates after this.

    Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 15, 10 at 2:11pm
  • And If this is actually true, you are even more stupid because those certificates cost $15 and each time you have to wait in line forever!

    Submitted by samway on Sep 15, 10 at 11:57am
  • At least you know you are officially the worst husband ever, that is only half of the battle.

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 15, 10 at 11:47am
  • I hope your new girl gives you the herp!!

    Submitted by k8ydid on Sep 15, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Fake. As if you didn't have any other piece of paper to write on you cheating douche

    Submitted by JolieBlond on Sep 15, 10 at 12:35pm
  • I'm calling bullshit on this one.

    Submitted by pink0pika on Sep 15, 10 at 11:52am
  • Yes, you are. You disgust me. What the hell is wrong with you?

    Submitted by iltby on Sep 15, 10 at 4:05pm
  • KUDOS to most of the commentators here! I am so thrilled to see so many that think this guy is a jerk!! Gives me hope that we are completely lost as a society!!!

    Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 15, 10 at 1:36pm
  • so you have enough energy & money (at least to put gas in the car) to cheat but are too lazy to get a divorce??? if you can get it up, then man up. divorce.

    Submitted by NotTelling on Sep 15, 10 at 12:53pm
  • This is the most blatantly fake text I've seen yet. Besides the fact that you would obviously have other things to write on, who even has their marriage certificate in a place that would make it a convenient thing to write on?

    Submitted by freckleface on Sep 16, 10 at 10:47am
  • Fucking north Jersey douchbag.

    Submitted by wittyjessa on Sep 15, 10 at 11:47am
  • Right up there with Tiger Wood. I hope karma hits you hard

    Submitted by hahashelbs on Sep 15, 10 at 11:22pm
  • What a loser--if this is even remotely real(which I highly doubt), you are the official dickhead douchebag of the year. \n\nBe a man, do your poor wife a favor and get a divorce. She deserves better.

    Submitted by IDOL on Sep 15, 10 at 2:25pm
  • i don't believe you. this is dumb.

    Submitted by jendoe on Sep 15, 10 at 10:44am
  • Burn in hell, I hope you get hit by a truck and die

    Submitted by jeets03 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:39am
  • there are 547 thumbs up... the fuck? what douche bag would find this amusing?

    Submitted by ilikcheez on Sep 17, 10 at 11:29pm
  • You're not the worst husband ever, but you're a close second to Scott Peterson

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 15, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Well, at least you realize that.

    Submitted by ohnothingreally on Sep 15, 10 at 12:45pm
  • I don't like you and I don't even know who you are. Nor do I ever care to.

    Submitted by brittcool on Sep 15, 10 at 7:14pm
  • Wow. Just wow. What a dick.

    Submitted by xjsman89 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:31am
  • Yeah, this isn't funny at all to me. Just really sad...

    Submitted by ocean_eyes on Sep 17, 10 at 2:13am
  • I hope your wife finds out what you have been doing and cuts off your dick and feeds it to you!

    Submitted by TheWife on Sep 15, 10 at 6:07pm
  • I bet you think your cool don't you bro

    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Sep 15, 10 at 4:54pm
  • you are a terrible, terrible husband. i hope your wife divorces you and takes you for all you're worth.

    Submitted by MargitB19 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Fail. You wasted good Money and Time on a certificate you don't even care to follow. Why? It's not even funny.

    Submitted by ReverseLogic on Oct 4, 10 at 6:15pm
  • I hope you get herpigonosyphilits and your dick rots off.

    Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 19, 10 at 10:58pm
  • Anyone want to chill the f*** out???

    Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 6:43pm
  • Fuck you OP. Learn how to live asswipe

    Submitted by silvershoes5 on Sep 15, 10 at 11:29pm
  • You should just go die.

    Submitted by Lavender69 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Ha ha ha. Funny!

    Submitted by drewman70 on Nov 26, 11 at 1:32am
  • fuck u that's horrible

    Submitted by joey38 on Sep 15, 10 at 6:20pm
  • If this isn't fake I'm wondering who'd they send this too?

    Submitted by Rees1003 on Sep 18, 10 at 3:18am
  • The only reason I don't want you to get aids is because your poor wife may get it. But being hit by a truck is most certainly not contagious:)

    Submitted by itsphoebs on Apr 27, 11 at 8:37am
  • You sir, are a douche.

    Submitted by xXstrangeXx on Sep 20, 10 at 6:44am
  • You Suck

    Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:25pm
  • makes me think of a carrie underwood song......i am sure you will reap what you sew and when you come home and find your marriage cert nailed to the front door you'll know your best friend is inside nailing her.

    Submitted by youjustneverknow on Sep 20, 10 at 2:27pm
  • @profhopkins Fair play to the dude!

    Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 6:48pm
  • Officially the worst person!!! That's soo gross too. Why did you even get married?!

    Submitted by jrd21 on Sep 15, 10 at 11:24pm
  • You know what they say, dont feed the trolls...

    Submitted by StrayPuppy on Sep 15, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by BigRig88M on Sep 18, 10 at 12:20pm
  • Pretty soon you'll get to write the address of the girl you're hooking up with on the back of your divorce certificate. But oh well, there's always the next dumb whore that's lining up to get fucked by some douchebag.

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 13, 13 at 5:11am
  • Niiiiice:)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Sep 17, 10 at 6:23pm
  • and people wonder why Jersey is called trashy all the time...

    Submitted by tokio on Sep 17, 10 at 12:26am
  • You are a bro

    Submitted by rbrandos on Sep 16, 10 at 1:26am
  • That's fucking amazing.

    Submitted by Push2Gain on Feb 26, 12 at 7:39pm
  • This has to be fake. For this "person" to identify himself as a "[bad] husband" it kind of insinuates him being prideful of his role as a husband. I'm guessing this was a chick or a lonely boy.

    Submitted by MonkeyFoo on Sep 22, 10 at 2:59am
  • what kinda night was that

    Submitted by skoolloser on Sep 20, 10 at 3:14pm
  • kill yourself.

    Submitted by NataSept on Sep 17, 10 at 11:34pm
  • Yeah. You should just kill yourself now and save your wife the heartache. Dick

    Submitted by josiegirl1187 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:02am
  • what is the point of even getting married if you're just going to cheat on her? disgusting pig.

    Submitted by kaycee on Sep 28, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Who carries their marriage certificate? Fake. Come on TFLN!

    Submitted by joshryan4424 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:12pm
  • LOL go my area code.... your a douchebag and even more of one for putting this up here. then again its not surprising.... DIRTY JERSEY!!!

    Submitted by Eclipze926 on Sep 27, 10 at 11:07am
  • Ya totally fake.... Marriage certificates are usually in a safe place... Unless he is going to replace it... He is an idiot. Guys are dumb. But not that dumb. Fake

    Submitted by manduhluv on Sep 15, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Is this a text from tiger woods?

    Submitted by rawdfarva on Jul 21, 11 at 1:37am
  • Wow, you're a piece of shit.

    Submitted by piebald on Sep 21, 10 at 11:23am
  • marriage ftw! lol

    Submitted by azrx on Sep 15, 10 at 3:35pm
  • damn this fucker is from my hometown

    Submitted by Koozy on Feb 27, 12 at 5:53pm
  • theres this thing you should do to ensure you dont cheat. its called breaking up, and dont pull the i lover her crap cause you dont if your willing to cheat

    Submitted by bubblegumpop13 on Sep 21, 10 at 8:27pm
  • Scumbag

    Submitted by hhharaldson on Aug 24, 14 at 12:18pm
  • Really? What gave you that idea?

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:49am
  • Wow and you thought that was something cool did you, you will be screwing when your wife leaves you and all you have is some tramp

    Submitted by abster on Sep 22, 10 at 12:40am
  • Hopefully you and that girl gets aids!

    Submitted by Kaden005 on Jun 30, 11 at 11:19am
  • fuck all these people, you win!

    Submitted by bankersclub on Sep 20, 10 at 4:45am
  • Lies... I don't even find this clever anyway

    Submitted by kpkost on Sep 15, 10 at 10:31am

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:15pm
  • do you just carry your marriage certificate around with you all the time? why would that be the only thing you could find to write on?

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:08pm
  • P.O.S.

    Submitted by hodge1809 on Aug 15, 11 at 10:52pm
  • lol, NJ, doesn't surprise me. dirt cun*

    Submitted by AnnieCoop on Jul 3, 11 at 11:10pm
  • it's men like you that make me ashamed of my penis... your the reason why we have bitchy women!!!!

    Submitted by trapizzel on Nov 29, 10 at 1:47pm
  • Whatevs. Fuck marriage.

    Submitted by chinochino on Sep 15, 10 at 10:57am
  • This guy is my hero. These are the types of texts that make tfln worth it.

    Submitted by profhopkins on Sep 15, 10 at 2:03pm
    • you're just as terrible as this cheating husband. you both should go rot.

      Submitted by MargitB19 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:32pm