Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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Wow, pretty much. I hope it was in permanent marker and your wife finds it, dickbag.
Why did you even get married, douche bag?!
yes, yes you are...dirtbag
I'd put you up for "worst husband of the year". Pretty sure your competition would back out once they heard how much of a total douchebag you are. Way to be bro, way to be.
What a dick
keep it up, dipshit! next thing you know, you'll be in your wife's bed fucking some random chick. i hope she lorena bobbitts your dumb ass.
I hope your wife looks at TFLN. Or your phone.
And this is why most women can't trust men anymore. Sigh. I knew there was a reason I fear marriage.
Yes, ever since this (probably fake) individual _invented cheating_, men can no longer be trusted.
I wish I could thumbs up your reply.
This is awful... It isn't even amusing, just gross.
wow fuckin douchebag bitch of the year
Dear husband, you will now be writing your new girls address on the divorce certificate! Love, Wife
Bob. Barker. Treatment. Or Lorena Bobbitt. Either way, op is a total asshole who needs to be neutered like the dog he is.
This is probably the most blatant trolling on TFLN today. Let's all agree on what a big fictitious douche this guy is instead of imagining a house without scrap paper, receipts, envelopes, post-its, or a cell phone/PDA for putting directions into.
seriously has to be fake, doesn't it? no one is that stupid, are they??
ohhh you would be surprised how dumb people are.
you never know, i would just trust it because there are some stupid asses in this world
I hope this guy gets caught and his wife has a savage Jewish lawyer!!!
And If this is actually true, you are even more stupid because those certificates cost $15 and each time you have to wait in line forever!
I see a lot of wives in 973 demanding that their husbands show them their marriage certificates after this.
At least you know you are officially the worst husband ever, that is only half of the battle.
I hope your new girl gives you the herp!!
I'm calling bullshit on this one.
Fake. As if you didn't have any other piece of paper to write on you cheating douche
KUDOS to most of the commentators here! I am so thrilled to see so many that think this guy is a jerk!! Gives me hope that we are completely lost as a society!!!
Yes, you are. You disgust me. What the hell is wrong with you?
This is the most blatantly fake text I've seen yet. Besides the fact that you would obviously have other things to write on, who even has their marriage certificate in a place that would make it a convenient thing to write on?
so you have enough energy & money (at least to put gas in the car) to cheat but are too lazy to get a divorce??? if you can get it up, then man up. divorce.
Right up there with Tiger Wood. I hope karma hits you hard
Well, at least you realize that.
What a loser--if this is even remotely real(which I highly doubt), you are the official dickhead douchebag of the year. \n\nBe a man, do your poor wife a favor and get a divorce. She deserves better.
i don't believe you. this is dumb.
Fucking north Jersey douchbag.
there are 547 thumbs up... the fuck? what douche bag would find this amusing?
Burn in hell, I hope you get hit by a truck and die
I don't like you and I don't even know who you are. Nor do I ever care to.
Ha ha ha. Funny!
You're not the worst husband ever, but you're a close second to Scott Peterson
Wow. Just wow. What a dick.
Yeah, this isn't funny at all to me. Just really sad...
I hope your wife finds out what you have been doing and cuts off your dick and feeds it to you!
Fail. You wasted good Money and Time on a certificate you don't even care to follow. Why? It's not even funny.
you are a terrible, terrible husband. i hope your wife divorces you and takes you for all you're worth.
I bet you think your cool don't you bro
Anyone want to chill the f*** out???
I hope you get herpigonosyphilits and your dick rots off.
The only reason I don't want you to get aids is because your poor wife may get it. But being hit by a truck is most certainly not contagious:)
You should just go die.
fuck u that's horrible
Fuck you OP. Learn how to live asswipe
If this isn't fake I'm wondering who'd they send this too?
makes me think of a carrie underwood song......i am sure you will reap what you sew and when you come home and find your marriage cert nailed to the front door you'll know your best friend is inside nailing her.
You know what they say, dont feed the trolls...
@profhopkins Fair play to the dude!
You sir, are a douche.
Pretty soon you'll get to write the address of the girl you're hooking up with on the back of your divorce certificate. But oh well, there's always the next dumb whore that's lining up to get fucked by some douchebag.
LOL go my area code.... your a douchebag and even more of one for putting this up here. then again its not surprising.... DIRTY JERSEY!!!
You are a bro
and people wonder why Jersey is called trashy all the time...
That's fucking amazing.
Officially the worst person!!! That's soo gross too. Why did you even get married?!
Yeah. You should just kill yourself now and save your wife the heartache. Dick
Hopefully you and that girl gets aids!
what is the point of even getting married if you're just going to cheat on her? disgusting pig.
This has to be fake. For this "person" to identify himself as a "[bad] husband" it kind of insinuates him being prideful of his role as a husband. I'm guessing this was a chick or a lonely boy.
what kinda night was that
Who carries their marriage certificate? Fake. Come on TFLN!
Ya totally fake.... Marriage certificates are usually in a safe place... Unless he is going to replace it... He is an idiot. Guys are dumb. But not that dumb. Fake
damn this fucker is from my hometown
theres this thing you should do to ensure you dont cheat. its called breaking up, and dont pull the i lover her crap cause you dont if your willing to cheat
fuck all these people, you win!
Is this a text from tiger woods?
Wow, you're a piece of shit.
marriage ftw! lol
Really? What gave you that idea?
Wow and you thought that was something cool did you, you will be screwing when your wife leaves you and all you have is some tramp
do you just carry your marriage certificate around with you all the time? why would that be the only thing you could find to write on?
Lies... I don't even find this clever anyway
lol, NJ, doesn't surprise me. dirt cun*
it's men like you that make me ashamed of my penis... your the reason why we have bitchy women!!!!
Whatevs. Fuck marriage.
This guy is my hero. These are the types of texts that make tfln worth it.
you're just as terrible as this cheating husband. you both should go rot.