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  • Submitted by quoteXunquote on Sep 15, 10 at 10:18am

    Wow, pretty much. I hope it was in permanent marker and your wife finds it, dickbag.

  • Submitted by linniekay on Sep 15, 10 at 10:23am

    Why did you even get married, douche bag?!

  • Submitted by masta1080 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:16am

    yes, yes you are...dirtbag

  • Submitted by shadowfox on Sep 15, 10 at 10:21am

    I'd put you up for "worst husband of the year". Pretty sure your competition would back out once they heard how much of a total douchebag you are. Way to be bro, way to be.

  • Submitted by bobsaget420 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:17am

    What a dick

  • Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:43am

    keep it up, dipshit! next thing you know, you'll be in your wife's bed fucking some random chick. i hope she lorena bobbitts your dumb ass.

  • Submitted by YRUHERE on Sep 15, 10 at 10:31am

    I hope your wife looks at TFLN. Or your phone.

  • Submitted by Vilexxica on Sep 15, 10 at 10:26am

    And this is why most women can't trust men anymore. Sigh. I knew there was a reason I fear marriage.

    • Submitted by paulymath on Sep 15, 10 at 1:25pm

      Yes, ever since this (probably fake) individual _invented cheating_, men can no longer be trusted.

      • Submitted by freckleface on Sep 16, 10 at 10:44am

        I wish I could thumbs up your reply.

  • Submitted by simkha on Sep 15, 10 at 10:31am

    This is awful... It isn't even amusing, just gross.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 15, 10 at 10:33am

    wow fuckin douchebag bitch of the year

  • Submitted by babe975 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:35pm

    Dear husband, you will now be writing your new girls address on the divorce certificate! Love, Wife

  • Submitted by lostinadream on Sep 15, 10 at 11:02am

    Bob. Barker. Treatment. Or Lorena Bobbitt. Either way, op is a total asshole who needs to be neutered like the dog he is.

  • Submitted by paulymath on Sep 15, 10 at 1:29pm

    This is probably the most blatant trolling on TFLN today. Let's all agree on what a big fictitious douche this guy is instead of imagining a house without scrap paper, receipts, envelopes, post-its, or a cell phone/PDA for putting directions into.

  • Submitted by CIT on Sep 15, 10 at 11:35am

    seriously has to be fake, doesn't it? no one is that stupid, are they??

    • Submitted by MargitB19 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:28pm

      ohhh you would be surprised how dumb people are.

    • Submitted by bubblegumpop13 on Sep 21, 10 at 8:29pm

      you never know, i would just trust it because there are some stupid asses in this world

  • Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 15, 10 at 1:34pm

    I hope this guy gets caught and his wife has a savage Jewish lawyer!!!

  • Submitted by samway on Sep 15, 10 at 11:57am

    And If this is actually true, you are even more stupid because those certificates cost $15 and each time you have to wait in line forever!

  • Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 15, 10 at 2:11pm

    I see a lot of wives in 973 demanding that their husbands show them their marriage certificates after this.

  • Submitted by k8ydid on Sep 15, 10 at 4:24pm

    I hope your new girl gives you the herp!!

  • Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 15, 10 at 11:47am

    At least you know you are officially the worst husband ever, that is only half of the battle.

  • Submitted by JolieBlond on Sep 15, 10 at 12:35pm

    Fake. As if you didn't have any other piece of paper to write on you cheating douche

  • Submitted by pink0pika on Sep 15, 10 at 11:52am

    I'm calling bullshit on this one.

  • Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 15, 10 at 1:36pm

    KUDOS to most of the commentators here! I am so thrilled to see so many that think this guy is a jerk!! Gives me hope that we are completely lost as a society!!!

  • Submitted by freckleface on Sep 16, 10 at 10:47am

    This is the most blatantly fake text I've seen yet. Besides the fact that you would obviously have other things to write on, who even has their marriage certificate in a place that would make it a convenient thing to write on?

  • Submitted by iltby on Sep 15, 10 at 4:05pm

    Yes, you are. You disgust me. What the hell is wrong with you?

  • Submitted by hahashelbs on Sep 15, 10 at 11:22pm

    Right up there with Tiger Wood. I hope karma hits you hard

  • Submitted by NotTelling on Sep 15, 10 at 12:53pm

    so you have enough energy & money (at least to put gas in the car) to cheat but are too lazy to get a divorce??? if you can get it up, then man up. divorce.

  • Submitted by wittyjessa on Sep 15, 10 at 11:47am

    Fucking north Jersey douchbag.

  • Submitted by IDOL on Sep 15, 10 at 2:25pm

    What a loser--if this is even remotely real(which I highly doubt), you are the official dickhead douchebag of the year. \n\nBe a man, do your poor wife a favor and get a divorce. She deserves better.

  • Submitted by jendoe on Sep 15, 10 at 10:44am

    i don't believe you. this is dumb.

  • Submitted by Phys on Sep 15, 10 at 11:57pm

    You're not the worst husband ever, but you're a close second to Scott Peterson

  • Submitted by ilikcheez on Sep 17, 10 at 11:29pm

    there are 547 thumbs up... the fuck? what douche bag would find this amusing?

  • Submitted by ocean_eyes on Sep 17, 10 at 2:13am

    Yeah, this isn't funny at all to me. Just really sad...

  • Submitted by brittcool on Sep 15, 10 at 7:14pm

    I don't like you and I don't even know who you are. Nor do I ever care to.

  • Submitted by ohnothingreally on Sep 15, 10 at 12:45pm

    Well, at least you realize that.

  • Submitted by TheWife on Sep 15, 10 at 6:07pm

    I hope your wife finds out what you have been doing and cuts off your dick and feeds it to you!

  • Submitted by silvershoes5 on Sep 15, 10 at 11:29pm

    Fuck you OP. Learn how to live asswipe

  • Submitted by xjsman89 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:31am

    Wow. Just wow. What a dick.

  • Submitted by jeets03 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:39am

    Burn in hell, I hope you get hit by a truck and die

  • Submitted by PotLovingMF on Sep 15, 10 at 4:54pm

    I bet you think your cool don't you bro

  • Submitted by MargitB19 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:33pm

    you are a terrible, terrible husband. i hope your wife divorces you and takes you for all you're worth.

  • Submitted by ReverseLogic on Oct 4, 10 at 6:15pm

    Fail. You wasted good Money and Time on a certificate you don't even care to follow. Why? It's not even funny.

  • Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 19, 10 at 10:58pm

    I hope you get herpigonosyphilits and your dick rots off.

  • Submitted by drewman70 on Nov 26, 11 at 1:32am

    Ha ha ha. Funny!

  • Submitted by joey38 on Sep 15, 10 at 6:20pm

    fuck u that's horrible

  • Submitted by Lavender69 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:16pm

    You should just go die.

  • Submitted by Rees1003 on Sep 18, 10 at 3:18am

    If this isn't fake I'm wondering who'd they send this too?

  • Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 6:43pm

    Anyone want to chill the f*** out???

  • Submitted by xXstrangeXx on Sep 20, 10 at 6:44am

    You sir, are a douche.

  • Submitted by youjustneverknow on Sep 20, 10 at 2:27pm

    makes me think of a carrie underwood song......i am sure you will reap what you sew and when you come home and find your marriage cert nailed to the front door you'll know your best friend is inside nailing her.

  • Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 6:48pm

    @profhopkins Fair play to the dude!

  • Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:25pm

    You Suck

  • Submitted by BigRig88M on Sep 18, 10 at 12:20pm


  • Submitted by tokio on Sep 17, 10 at 12:26am

    and people wonder why Jersey is called trashy all the time...

  • Submitted by rbrandos on Sep 16, 10 at 1:26am

    You are a bro

  • Submitted by StrayPuppy on Sep 15, 10 at 11:07pm

    You know what they say, dont feed the trolls...

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 13, 13 at 5:11am

    Pretty soon you'll get to write the address of the girl you're hooking up with on the back of your divorce certificate. But oh well, there's always the next dumb whore that's lining up to get fucked by some douchebag.

  • Submitted by jrd21 on Sep 15, 10 at 11:24pm

    Officially the worst person!!! That's soo gross too. Why did you even get married?!

  • Submitted by skoolloser on Sep 20, 10 at 3:14pm

    what kinda night was that

  • Submitted by NataSept on Sep 17, 10 at 11:34pm

    kill yourself.

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Sep 17, 10 at 6:23pm


  • Submitted by Push2Gain on Feb 26, 12 at 7:39pm

    That's fucking amazing.

  • Submitted by josiegirl1187 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:02am

    Yeah. You should just kill yourself now and save your wife the heartache. Dick

  • Submitted by kaycee on Sep 28, 10 at 9:40pm

    what is the point of even getting married if you're just going to cheat on her? disgusting pig.

  • Submitted by piebald on Sep 21, 10 at 11:23am

    Wow, you're a piece of shit.

  • Submitted by joshryan4424 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:12pm

    Who carries their marriage certificate? Fake. Come on TFLN!

  • Submitted by itsphoebs on Apr 27, 11 at 8:37am

    The only reason I don't want you to get aids is because your poor wife may get it. But being hit by a truck is most certainly not contagious:)

  • Submitted by MonkeyFoo on Sep 22, 10 at 2:59am

    This has to be fake. For this "person" to identify himself as a "[bad] husband" it kind of insinuates him being prideful of his role as a husband. I'm guessing this was a chick or a lonely boy.

  • Submitted by Koozy on Feb 27, 12 at 5:53pm

    damn this fucker is from my hometown

  • Submitted by Eclipze926 on Sep 27, 10 at 11:07am

    LOL go my area code.... your a douchebag and even more of one for putting this up here. then again its not surprising.... DIRTY JERSEY!!!

  • Submitted by rawdfarva on Jul 21, 11 at 1:37am

    Is this a text from tiger woods?

  • Submitted by manduhluv on Sep 15, 10 at 10:50pm

    Ya totally fake.... Marriage certificates are usually in a safe place... Unless he is going to replace it... He is an idiot. Guys are dumb. But not that dumb. Fake

  • Submitted by bubblegumpop13 on Sep 21, 10 at 8:27pm

    theres this thing you should do to ensure you dont cheat. its called breaking up, and dont pull the i lover her crap cause you dont if your willing to cheat

  • Submitted by azrx on Sep 15, 10 at 3:35pm

    marriage ftw! lol

  • Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:49am

    Really? What gave you that idea?

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    Submitted by hhharaldson on Aug 24, 14 at 12:18pm


  • Submitted by bankersclub on Sep 20, 10 at 4:45am

    fuck all these people, you win!

  • Submitted by abster on Sep 22, 10 at 12:40am

    Wow and you thought that was something cool did you, you will be screwing when your wife leaves you and all you have is some tramp

  • Submitted by kpkost on Sep 15, 10 at 10:31am

    Lies... I don't even find this clever anyway

  • Submitted by Kaden005 on Jun 30, 11 at 11:19am

    Hopefully you and that girl gets aids!

  • Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:15pm

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  • Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:08pm

    do you just carry your marriage certificate around with you all the time? why would that be the only thing you could find to write on?

  • Submitted by AnnieCoop on Jul 3, 11 at 11:10pm

    lol, NJ, doesn't surprise me. dirt cun*

  • Submitted by trapizzel on Nov 29, 10 at 1:47pm

    it's men like you that make me ashamed of my penis... your the reason why we have bitchy women!!!!

  • Submitted by chinochino on Sep 15, 10 at 10:57am

    Whatevs. Fuck marriage.

  • Submitted by profhopkins on Sep 15, 10 at 2:03pm

    This guy is my hero. These are the types of texts that make tfln worth it.

    • Submitted by MargitB19 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:32pm

      you're just as terrible as this cheating husband. you both should go rot.