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  • Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Oct 26, 11 at 3:28pm

    A man refusing a BJ?.. Yeah I'll call bullshit

    • 43 55
      Submitted by Psychonextdoor on Oct 26, 11 at 7:58pm

      Clinger or Psycho Stalker? Not worth five minutes of tongue action

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 26, 11 at 4:49pm

    Op is the stripper with braces.

  • Submitted by MD86 on Oct 26, 11 at 3:24pm

    Turning down a BJ? Really? Hope he was at least being faithful.

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      Submitted by danicgirl89 on Oct 26, 11 at 10:28pm

      If it were me, you'd never want me to stop.

      • 42 52
        Submitted by Attica on Oct 27, 11 at 4:04am

        do you talk about anything other than how you supposedly suck dick? ever?

        • 42 50
          Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:13am

          well, when you're good at something you usually want people to know.

      • 46 61
        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 8:49am

        lol, is that an offer?

  • Submitted by moomoomagpo on Oct 26, 11 at 4:11pm

    Must be the most annoying cunt on the planet turn down a bj.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 26, 11 at 7:12pm

    In the Real World, things are more complicated than "never turn down a BJ." For example, it might be really difficult to get a hard-on when you're pissed off at something the girl in question did recently. Some people find anger a major turn-off. Weird, I know. But it goes along with disgust if that helps it make sense. /////// tl;dr version: The world is complicated, don't call fake.

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      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 10:01am

      fortunately we're not in the real world, we're on TFLN. I think most of us are aware of this, but we're saying what we'd normally leave in our inner monologue.

  • Submitted by vagrancy on Oct 27, 11 at 1:13am

    Has anybody considered that this guy is actually trying to be nice instead of being a douche? No? Oh, well, nevermind then....

    • 32 61
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 8:50am

      Well, she did offer of her own volition, I don't see how accepting would be all that douchey

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    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Oct 26, 11 at 3:48pm

    Do you know how I know your 9ay??

  • 85 63
    Submitted by bioandroid on Oct 26, 11 at 4:28pm

    She/he probably didn't give good head... There's plenty of people I'd turn down... [shudders]

  • 77 61
    Submitted by Burns on Oct 26, 11 at 3:52pm

    Way to be nice, but you don't just pass up an opportunity like that.

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 27, 11 at 1:49am

    i love the girls response "sold to the girl who really didn't wanna do it anyway" at least she offered!

  • 65 58
    Submitted by ramblinman on Oct 27, 11 at 8:04am

    Remember. No matter how good looking she is, somebody somewhere is tired of her fucking shit.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 26, 11 at 10:59pm

    <3 danicgirl89.

    • 39 59
      Submitted by danicgirl89 on Oct 26, 11 at 11:21pm

      <3 you too!!

      • 34 81
        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 3:11pm

        ^<3 you too!

        • 42 52
          Submitted by danicgirl89 on Oct 27, 11 at 6:35pm

          <3 you more

          • 43 49
            Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 6:50pm

            whoa, lol

            • 42 50
              Submitted by danicgirl89 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:29pm

              :-)

              • 38 57
                Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:42pm

                I never thought someone on TFLN would make me blush :P

                • 62 55
                  Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 28, 11 at 7:37am

                  Shit....I'm a chick and she made me blush, lol.

                  • 40 68
                    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 28, 11 at 8:36am

                    Danic and i are tight now and I can confirm, for fact, she's not some dude putting us on. In fact, she's pretty hot.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by danicgirl89 on Oct 26, 11 at 10:36pm

    oh blow jobs... <3

    • 36 63
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 8:51am

      lol, you always make my day.

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    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 27, 11 at 12:03am

    You'll regret turning that offer down when you're stuck inside a blow up doll...

    • 47 72
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:14am

      People can get stuck in them?

  • 47 60
    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Oct 26, 11 at 3:23pm

    Oww.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by ladyrae on Oct 27, 11 at 11:38pm

    This reminds me of something Emma stone would say..

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Marsellus on Oct 27, 11 at 12:18pm

    Can't make things worst.. Her mouth will be busy

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 26, 11 at 4:51pm

    You never turn down a bj. Worst case, grab her by the ears and pound face.

  • 29 40
    Submitted by JMHS33 on Jul 23, 12 at 12:20am

    @Danicgirl89 you are a goddess <3

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Nlegit618 on Oct 27, 11 at 3:44am

    Haha, southern Illinois girls... Most of 'em are crazy clingy dilusional stalkers.

  • 16 20
    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jun 20, 13 at 8:37am

    WIN!!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by averagesnarker on Oct 31, 11 at 7:29pm

    God, 618. People would be surprised to know what Southern Illinois girls get down to.

  • 34 61
    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Oct 27, 11 at 12:32pm

    Ramblinman got that right.

  • 49 96
    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Oct 26, 11 at 8:49pm

    This guy is such a HOMO!!!! Never turn down getting head!

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    Submitted by leHappyTurtle on Oct 31, 11 at 12:47am

    This MD86 character seems to like to comment on here..

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 26, 11 at 4:00pm

    BJs are overrated.

    • 40 56
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:43pm

      You, sir, blaspheme!