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  • A man refusing a BJ?.. Yeah I'll call bullshit

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Oct 26, 11 at 3:28pm
  • Op is the stripper with braces.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 26, 11 at 4:49pm
  • In the Real World, things are more complicated than "never turn down a BJ." For example, it might be really difficult to get a hard-on when you're pissed off at something the girl in question did recently. Some people find anger a major turn-off. Weird, I know. But it goes along with disgust if that helps it make sense. /////// tl;dr version: The world is complicated, don't call fake.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 26, 11 at 7:12pm
    • fortunately we're not in the real world, we're on TFLN. I think most of us are aware of this, but we're saying what we'd normally leave in our inner monologue.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 10:01am
  • Must be the most annoying cunt on the planet turn down a bj.

    Submitted by moomoomagpo on Oct 26, 11 at 4:11pm
  • Turning down a BJ? Really? Hope he was at least being faithful.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 26, 11 at 3:24pm
    • If it were me, you'd never want me to stop.

      Submitted by danicgirl89 on Oct 26, 11 at 10:28pm
      • do you talk about anything other than how you supposedly suck dick? ever?

        Submitted by Attica on Oct 27, 11 at 4:04am
        • well, when you're good at something you usually want people to know.

          Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:13am
      • lol, is that an offer?

        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 8:49am
  • Do you know how I know your 9ay??

    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Oct 26, 11 at 3:48pm
  • Has anybody considered that this guy is actually trying to be nice instead of being a douche? No? Oh, well, nevermind then....

    Submitted by vagrancy on Oct 27, 11 at 1:13am
    • Well, she did offer of her own volition, I don't see how accepting would be all that douchey

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 8:50am
  • She/he probably didn't give good head... There's plenty of people I'd turn down... [shudders]

    Submitted by bioandroid on Oct 26, 11 at 4:28pm
  • Way to be nice, but you don't just pass up an opportunity like that.

    Submitted by Burns on Oct 26, 11 at 3:52pm
  • <3 danicgirl89.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 26, 11 at 10:59pm
  • i love the girls response "sold to the girl who really didn't wanna do it anyway" at least she offered!

    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 27, 11 at 1:49am
  • Remember. No matter how good looking she is, somebody somewhere is tired of her fucking shit.

    Submitted by ramblinman on Oct 27, 11 at 8:04am
  • You never turn down a bj. Worst case, grab her by the ears and pound face.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 26, 11 at 4:51pm
  • oh blow jobs... <3

    Submitted by danicgirl89 on Oct 26, 11 at 10:36pm
  • You'll regret turning that offer down when you're stuck inside a blow up doll...

    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 27, 11 at 12:03am
  • WIN!!

    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jun 20, 13 at 8:37am
  • Can't make things worst.. Her mouth will be busy

    Submitted by Marsellus on Oct 27, 11 at 12:18pm
  • This reminds me of something Emma stone would say..

    Submitted by ladyrae on Oct 27, 11 at 11:38pm
  • Oww.

    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Oct 26, 11 at 3:23pm
  • @Danicgirl89 you are a goddess <3

    Submitted by JMHS33 on Jul 23, 12 at 12:20am
  • God, 618. People would be surprised to know what Southern Illinois girls get down to.

    Submitted by averagesnarker on Oct 31, 11 at 7:29pm
  • Ramblinman got that right.

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Oct 27, 11 at 12:32pm
  • Haha, southern Illinois girls... Most of 'em are crazy clingy dilusional stalkers.

    Submitted by Nlegit618 on Oct 27, 11 at 3:44am
  • This MD86 character seems to like to comment on here..

    Submitted by leHappyTurtle on Oct 31, 11 at 12:47am
  • This guy is such a HOMO!!!! Never turn down getting head!

    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Oct 26, 11 at 8:49pm
  • BJs are overrated.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 26, 11 at 4:00pm