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  • 88 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:03am
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    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Captain Kirk

  • 86 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:37pm
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    I care about spanish cats and spanish pants.... bitch

  • 90 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:38pm
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    I would totally fuck a citizen.

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:15am
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    haha. i love it, that was awesome.

  • 82 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:59pm
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    I wonder how this turned out..

  • 86 103
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:00am
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    6:45 Rofl. Thanks for pointing out the obvious dude...seems kinda ironic...

  • 92 126
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:57pm
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    Fake. "After you pregamed and were plastered" should have been cut out.

  • 78 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:27pm
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    2:24, very true, philly police don't do shit.

  • 97 142
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:18pm
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    Oh I get it! It's funny because the police officer is supposed to enforce the law, and he himself was breaking the law! - Jeff

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:37pm
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    Meowwwww -the cat lady

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:06am
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    You don't get plastered and then go mess with the police. That's a waste of alcohol.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:09pm
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    FUCK THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:37pm
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    Norton my friend, how would you like to fuck me in the ass.

    • 63 70
      Submitted by Soltario on Jun 27, 10 at 4:20pm
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      I know that you know that I know that you know...that you wanna fuck me!

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:14pm
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    Hay! TENGO UNA CHALUPA EN MIS ZAPATOS! NO ES BUENO! MI GATO ESBONITO!

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:46pm
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    See, THIS is amusing. TFLN needs moar liek dis. Word.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:52am
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    About 14 years ago I did the same thing. It didnt end well!

  • 73 103
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:15pm
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    I fucking really hope the cop went Rodney King on their ass.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:05pm
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    Ja Hitler, ist touchen dein sausage. Abklatschen!

  • 73 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:25pm
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    6:45, no matter how badly I want Jeff to fuck off, don't talk down on him until you can spell shit correcty, thanks and fuck you.

  • 70 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:44pm
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    6:37, Robert norton beats ur Norton, fbms

  • 73 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Company is the first word

  • 80 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:22pm
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    i would shake your hand. firm grip, no homo. *heb

  • 79 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:11pm
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    Ironic that the message about proper spelling has a mistake, maybe you shouldn't "talk down on" 6:45 until you can spell 'correctly.'

  • 73 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:25pm
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    ^^^ Finally Jeff. I was just about to be disappointed.

  • 68 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:43am
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    Dear 6:45, The word is "Guzzle". "Gussle" is a golfing character portrayed by Syd Chaplin. - Webster D.

  • 69 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:14pm
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    too bad that never works

  • 75 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:11pm
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    hahaha, I hope the cop thought it was funny!

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:35am
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    Your my fucking hero <3

  • 48 66
    Submitted by cronus105 on Jun 2, 11 at 11:04am
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    thats my dream... damnit

  • 70 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:25pm
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    !!yo quiero taco bell¡¡

  • 64 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:16pm
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    hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:50am
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    I concurr...that WAS awesome!!! Lmfao!

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:34pm
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    He got a lot of sex then.

  • 73 125
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:27pm
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    hitler likes to fuck dead jews...the necro.

  • 59 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:24pm
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    I hate cops who think they can do anything... especially the fucking Philly police.

  • 69 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:45pm
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    Fuck jeff, all yourr doing is pointin out the obviosa and its not even funny u shit cock monkey jizz gussler

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:41am
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    Amazing!!! Lol

  • 59 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:10am
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    How do you know it's fake

  • 58 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:54am
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    Jeff from 5:11....emus, not emu's. sigh

  • 51 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:31pm
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    No cares about ur shoes or cat Spanish dude