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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Dec 18, 11 at 2:45pm

    It is not, however, an acceptable excuse in bed.

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    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 18, 11 at 2:41pm

    Could you get me an application?

  • 58 44
    Submitted by skoot32 on Dec 18, 11 at 3:59pm

    His "job" is to go make a donation to the sperm clinic monday-friday

  • 54 55
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 18, 11 at 2:01pm

    Yeah when they said "don't show up" they meant ever again.

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    Submitted by jaybear2727 on Dec 19, 11 at 2:53am

    Lol here in Canada if u work for the government if ur hungover it's legit sickness and I get paid for it lol. It's called a sick day

  • 39 38
    Submitted by TaterTotTibby on Dec 19, 11 at 4:18am

    .....that's what he said

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    Submitted by XxPrettyOddxX on Jan 11, 14 at 4:17am

    Same here xD