i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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Best line ever. Unless your dad smokes it with you like mine XD
Only a true pot head could use that
I like to shit in a bowl and call it abstract art
this is quite possibly the most excellent fucking thing I have read thusfar in life.
That's my area code FTW
amazing. i bow down to you
very creative. i like it.... too bad i don't need to use this anymore lol. i'm curious as to how mom replied though...
representing OHHS here. :)
Nice!!! Couldve used that like 5 years ago lol
Funny for twelve year olf
awesome!! too bad my moms too smart for that crap
WIN. Thanks for giving me an excuse for Friday, I want to smoke but needed an excuse! You gave me the best one!
I once used this to go have sex
Should have told her; "When the cookies run out!"
I have to admit that was a good line lol
everyone uses the word pot?
Nice! Nvr thot of that
Hey 10:22, you're a fucktard. It's funny.
I say big tone he da worst
Hold we got asshat. freon da brooklyn kid. big tone quiet guy now we have high road i wonder who worst anybody we can vote them im tried of them 4 real
Best. Line. Ever. I'd so makeout with you right now.
Dude no home but I love u lol
I got u brooklyn we stand by u
123 i like big tone it the fake brooklyn kid that make me mad
Quiet guy pretty smart unlike the rest that are just dumb
You've got to be from OHHS debate. It's a long. And proud tradition.
Wow your fucking retarded!!!
I'm going 2 steal this excuse from u if u don't mind
good ol island county... and you wonder why all us island kids were fucked up
That's dedication right there
It does when you still have to live with mommy.
I like to fart on a small room and just suck up the aroma for hours
wtf kind of stoner uses the word pot?
Gotta love washington texts, thats how we do it ;)
Mmm360. I could only guess who posted this haha.
Washington stoners know best.
dude whoever you are i love you
You're abstract art.
Wow the person under me is a really douchebag
Awesome line! Too bad I'm not in school any more
wow ur goin no where with ur life
Washington! Thats right. Cool seeing my area code