i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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Best line ever. Unless your dad smokes it with you like mine XD
Only a true pot head could use that
I like to shit in a bowl and call it abstract art
this is quite possibly the most excellent fucking thing I have read thusfar in life.
That's my area code FTW
representing OHHS here. :)
amazing. i bow down to you
very creative. i like it.... too bad i don't need to use this anymore lol. i'm curious as to how mom replied though...
Funny for twelve year olf
I have to admit that was a good line lol
I once used this to go have sex
everyone uses the word pot?
Nice!!! Couldve used that like 5 years ago lol
awesome!! too bad my moms too smart for that crap
WIN. Thanks for giving me an excuse for Friday, I want to smoke but needed an excuse! You gave me the best one!
Nice! Nvr thot of that
Should have told her; "When the cookies run out!"
Hey 10:22, you're a fucktard. It's funny.
Hold we got asshat. freon da brooklyn kid. big tone quiet guy now we have high road i wonder who worst anybody we can vote them im tried of them 4 real
Best. Line. Ever. I'd so makeout with you right now.
I got u brooklyn we stand by u
Wow your fucking retarded!!!
I say big tone he da worst
Dude no home but I love u lol
good ol island county... and you wonder why all us island kids were fucked up
That's dedication right there
You've got to be from OHHS debate. It's a long. And proud tradition.
Quiet guy pretty smart unlike the rest that are just dumb
123 i like big tone it the fake brooklyn kid that make me mad
It does when you still have to live with mommy.
I'm going 2 steal this excuse from u if u don't mind
wtf kind of stoner uses the word pot?
Washington stoners know best.
Mmm360. I could only guess who posted this haha.
Gotta love washington texts, thats how we do it ;)
You're abstract art.
I like to fart on a small room and just suck up the aroma for hours
Wow the person under me is a really douchebag
dude whoever you are i love you
wow ur goin no where with ur life
Awesome line! Too bad I'm not in school any more
Washington! Thats right. Cool seeing my area code