the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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Like they'll give a fuck, they just wanna nut.
Sounds like you plan on redefining the term 'Thanksgiving Spread'
thats why you mark your territory!!! Good job bro!
"and this year I'm thankful for not getting any std's from all the guys I fucked...."
So you're saying he knows you really well
I can imagine you will slut your way thru it...
They are just gonna fuck you not merry you! They don't give a fuck just give it up! Haha
Hickeys are for high school.
I agree with Reespoofs-but if you're actually concerned, just tell 'em a chick did it.
Fuck yeah! Love whores!
It's thanksgiving... Not cuntsgiving
If its a real man it wouldn't matter...
Like a good slut
OP is a guy...
Thanksgiving is not for whoring around.