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  • would have been hilarious if it wasn't taken from last week's episode of parks and recreation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:14pm
  • if you're going to steal from tv, at least get the quote right. it's "On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:19pm
  • did you seriously think that no one who reads tfln watches parks and recreation too? maybe i should post a quote from the office

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:22pm
  • in 5:30's attempt to act intelligent, they mispelled "recipient."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:58pm
  • My roommate and I laughed out loud for like 45mins after reading this. Hahahha love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:10am
  • Who cares!! Techically it's still a text from last night and technically it's still funny as he'll so just laugh people and stop being so political!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Yeah it was funnier on parks and recreation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:16pm
  • jeeze geeks. who gives a fuk if it's off some fukin show no one fukin knows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Epic FAIL. Does anyone with any sense of current pop culture monitor these posts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:28pm
  • I love that show :) it's still funny no matter who says it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:40pm
  • 1:39 #2 = whiny bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:18am
  • Hahahaha hilarious! All you people bitching about domestic violence - get the stick out of your ass and get off TFLN! No one gives a shit, the stuff posted here is not supposed to be taken offensively. If you find this so damn offensive, why are you still on the page discussing it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:27pm
  • This is from parks and rec!! Best show ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42pm
  • this is retarded, chris brown is my neighbor and for all of you fuckers who think this is funny yall can burn in hell bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:00pm
  • I thought it was funny whether it was from a show or not. *shrugs*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:29am
  • 5:19, the quote was directed at someone, therefore needed to be altered for the purpose of the recipiant understanding it. The recipiant probably does not watch that show, thought it was funny, and posted it here. The moderator probably does not watch that show, thought it was funny, and posted it here. /defense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:30pm
  • get off their ass!!! this is an awesome text 314. keep it up.

    Submitted by anyonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 9:53pm
  • I bet no one knew this but this quote was stolen from a show called Parks and Recreations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:45am
  • this shit isn't called original text from last night... its called text from last night... please take the sticks out your asses people its funny regardless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:19pm
  • I'm ear bitting chris brown mad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:25pm
  • 7:43 so you're saying you think they don't let other peoples texts in, just what they think of themselves? I have submitted 2 different texts and nothing... -7:32

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:47pm
  • keep up 314. represent.

    Submitted by anyonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 10:07pm
  • How bout yall stop bitchin. It's supposed to be funny. Damn. If you can't take a joke then why the fuck are you even reading this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by steller22 on Sep 15, 11 at 4:06pm
  • Lol stl wow

    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 15, 10 at 1:48am
  • 8:42- Maybe because the fact that Chris Brown beat his gf happened how many months ago now??? I'd say that's old news... Come off it! I hate how people on here take the damn texts so seriously!! BREATHE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:46am
  • It's a text. People text quotes. What is wrong with you people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:32pm
  • I'm totally gonna use this it's that perfect hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:22pm
  • 2:25 youre a fucking malu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:43am
  • 7:32 yeah try sending a funny well known quote or joke or a chain text and see if it gets through. it won't they only let them through on accident. They claim they go quality not quantity I would prefer myself they let alot more through. If these texts are even written by us and not them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Haha funny... Shrooms are the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:37am
  • 5:30 y do u feel the need to defend stupid calls the mods make I sometimes wonder I'm sure the mods post on here defending their dumbass mistakes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:29pm
  • 11:29- that's from the office dumb ass not parks and recreations...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:39am
  • i don't care where he stole it from that shits classic!!! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:52am
  • Wow. Domestic violence people relax. Everything on this site is offensive. Calm the shit down. Learn to take a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:25pm
  • @8;54 I guess your kanye west now. Excusing a girlfriend beater.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:47pm
  • STL. I'm upset with you. I'm past Chris brown. I'm very mike Tyson with you. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Brown/West in 2012.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I hate chris Brown .... He is a douche in person also... And my tat guy and HIS tat guy says he is a cheap ass and don't tip worth a shit.

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 13, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Parks and recreation.. Not original

    Submitted by whatnow on Oct 4, 10 at 1:40pm
  • Question: What kind of bear is best?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:55pm
  • If u guys can't take a joke, why are u here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Steal from Parks & Rec TFLN FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:50am
  • Rhianna just flinched in her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Honestly never heard of parks and recreation in my life. If this wasn't posted i never would have heard it and wouldn't have laughed my ass off. I want to meet whoever thought of this...good stuff...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:46pm
  • haha i dont watch parks and recreation so it was pretty funny to me :)

    Submitted by she on May 22, 11 at 10:51pm
  • Let it be known, that girl said that she hit Chris Brown first...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:06pm
  • O.J. Simpson

    Submitted by Monmor29 on Jul 17, 11 at 11:45am
  • This is the funniest tfln I've seen in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:12am
  • Ha, even though this was taken from a tv show, Its still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:41pm
  • One mistake that was beating the crap out of his girlfriend. Which is inexcusable. And this text is making a joke not about anything else Chris Brown has done, but specifically that instance. There is NOTHING funny about what he did. The man deserves to be in jail. Making jokes about what he did only creates an atmosphere where people believe it is okay to abuse their partners. Why? Because people like you are saying that it is okay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Should be changed to 1- Mel Gibson lol

    Submitted by Kaaren2k on Jul 26, 10 at 3:35am
  • This quote is from the show "parks and recreation"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:42am
  • So great. So so great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:06pm
  • dude who the hell cares if its from a show, its funny... why can't u people jus laugh and move on... thats what this website is about ne way.. chill the eff out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Good to see the TFLN police are on their game because clearly people aren't allowed to text quotes to eachother... Fucking losers... Who gives a shit if it's from a show???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:23am
  • I love the beach boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Parks and recreation... Original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:29pm
  • I know about that show and I heard it was ok, but because I read this quote, I'm going to watch it now lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:42am
  • The shamwow guy!

    Submitted by dudeonfire on Jun 17, 10 at 12:02am
  • I'm pretty sure it's from parks and recreation..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:17pm
  • This was totally stolen from the show Parks & Recreation!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Domestic violence is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:37pm
  • It was a fucking text. The OP wasnt saying the actual quote from the show. He was TEXTING someone and altered the quote for it to make sense in the text Ficking idiots just bitch Try to find the dumbest shit to bitch about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:25pm
  • How about you grab itself a handful of jiiiiiiingle bells u cooooondooooooominium buyer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16pm
  • 5:41... Ah yes, it's very idiotic to be offended by jokes about brutal domestic violence. So sorry. Rhianna's battered face was hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Hahaha that's so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:30am
  • nora dankner????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:10am
  • I'm disturbed that more people are offended by the fact that this was a quoted text than the fact that they are making light of the fact that Chris Brown abused his girlfriend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Yes!!!!! I love this!

    Submitted by Jacaeri on Feb 1, 12 at 4:17am
  • fuck chris brown. and the peoplr who cant laugh it this joke cause its hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:09pm
  • FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:03pm
  • lol I am the TFLN police bitch! What ru going to do about it? Spank me I hope!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:36pm
  • It was funnier when I heard it on TV the first time. This guy probably thinking he was original has FAILED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:12pm
  • 9:34 -- THANK YOU. I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds this wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Lmao!

    Submitted by stephfrancisco on Apr 11, 12 at 5:39am
  • Yay for unoriginality... jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I'm chuck Norris mad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Why are people saying this isn't funny or that this is fake. Maybe they saw the show and saw a good oppotunity to make a refrence to tye funny show to make their text funny. People text people with show refrences all the time.

    Submitted by amsantos69 on Sep 3, 10 at 12:06am
  • Hahh ELF is thee best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:53am
  • Uhh Im about A Miles Finch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Why is it funny to joke about domestic violence??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Hahaha this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:45pm
  • fucking unoriginal buffoon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:19pm
  • This is from Parks an Recreations. Which is a awesome show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Stolen from the show "Parks and Recreation". Not original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:15pm
  • This shit is funny. Idk where it's from I'm def gonna use this one when my girl gets mad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:56pm
  • That's off of sunny in Philadelphia. Be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:19am
  • 7:55 (2): There are two schools of thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:01am
  • Dude it's not cool to rip something off from tv. At least if you're gonna fake it be original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Hahah this is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:39pm
  • um fuck u! Chris brown made ONE mistake. let it go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:54pm
  • 8;54 so he made one mistake, eh? Ok say he didn't do that but instead he shot her... Is it still one mistake, let's drop it? No it's not, and they are both bad, so let's not drop it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:04pm
  • shut the fuck up everyone.. who cares if its from a show?? the OP thought it was funny, and texted it to someone, most likely last night, thus it is a text from last night. so stop bitching. its funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:02pm
  • SAINT LOUIS SHOUTOUT!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Bahaha!

    Submitted by inthecity on Dec 8, 11 at 10:50am
  • God I love this one lmao I've used it :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:16am
  • No hello parks and recreation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Hahahhaha!!! Hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:06am
  • Hahaha this made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:40am
  • How many people are gonna say the same fucking thing? OKAY we get the point. He got it from a tv show. You can stop saying that now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:15pm
  • These are funny to me every time until I c that it Was takn from a tv show. Unoriginal tools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:12pm
  • More like scale of 1-Tiger Woods' Wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:15pm
  • I'm tiger woods wife mad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:35am
  • FAKE. Parks and Recreation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Who cares if this is from a show? It's still funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:05pm
  • hyahaha oh my god so good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:51am
  • I've heard this before...

    Submitted by osnapitzkay on Jun 30, 11 at 10:58am
  • ok for all you asshats: it was probably sent as a joke like obviously they knew it was from tv. btw, if no one ever took anything and redid it, we wouldn't have half the shit we have today. stop trying to be such hipsters.

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 5, 11 at 6:40am
  • @ 9:47 - the part about domestic violence that is funny is when it involves your face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:55pm
  • SAINT LOUIS!!! hahaha love this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:18am
  • Polar bears eat potatoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Even if it's from park

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Needles to say it's fuckin funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Much less funny when it's not original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:22am
  • so not cool... definitely heard this a few years ago from my brother.

    Submitted by bandkidshavefun on Aug 1, 11 at 2:05pm
  • that was in an MLIA. way to be creative.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:52am
  • You guys are freaking morons. It is funny. And it isnt as though the person who posted it is trying to pull it off as their own joke. TFLN is conversations b/t people that someone puts one here. Its everyday language. and it isnt as though this was a thought out joke trying to impress people. get a life! Its not like when someone says "thats whats she said" you say OMG you stole that from the office and are trying to pull it off as your own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:05pm
  • If it was on your favorite show, wouldn't you know when it was originally posted- not a few days later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I support chris brown! No man in there right mind just beats down a chick. She caused it to happen. She shouldn't have been talking shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:43am
  • I'll be honest: I never heard of Chris Brown (and barely heard of Rihanna) prior to that incident.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:07pm
  • This shits funny other people thought so too Or somethin like that Mod

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Steve Aday kicks sooo much ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 12:05pm
  • #teambreezy #supportCB #breezybots I LOVE CHRIS BROWN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Haha. damnn, thats funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:45pm
  • 9:37: What exactly about domestic violence do you find amusing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:42pm
  • 4: 05 are the fucking TFLN police?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm
  • lmfao. thanks for making my night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:02pm
  • LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:15pm