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  • 89 46
    Submitted by Skittlehunter on Sep 1, 11 at 12:32pm

    Unless she knows her mythology in that Thor's Hammer got fucked up during the forging and ended up with a handle WAY shorter than would be considered normal....

  • 86 57
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 1, 11 at 12:36pm

    @Skittle: it's not the length of the handle, but the enormous power the head possesses. Lol

    • 45 44
      Submitted by lube104 on Sep 7, 11 at 10:06pm

      thats what ppl with small dicks say

  • 51 50
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Sep 1, 11 at 5:38pm

    Hjolnir

  • 51 54
    Submitted by captainoaks on Sep 1, 11 at 4:51pm

    More like stubby little mallet

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Akdros on Sep 2, 11 at 12:34am

    Hey girl, want my-jolnir inside you?

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Thor2DaCore on Sep 1, 11 at 10:31am

    I can relate to this and I am in QLD.

    • 43 51
      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Sep 1, 11 at 2:44pm

      Wtf is qld

      • 40 47
        Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 1, 11 at 10:57pm

        Queensland, state of Australia, that triangley bit at the top. Australia is that big chunk of land south of china between Africa and South America

  • 41 53
    Submitted by phrozenstare on Sep 1, 11 at 4:17pm

    did they just compare a guys cock to a bad movie?

    • 36 44
      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Sep 1, 11 at 10:03pm

      Believe it or not thor has been around since before somebody bought movie rights to it