I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Unless she knows her mythology in that Thor's Hammer got fucked up during the forging and ended up with a handle WAY shorter than would be considered normal....
@Skittle: it's not the length of the handle, but the enormous power the head possesses. Lol
thats what ppl with small dicks say
Hey girl, want my-jolnir inside you?
More like stubby little mallet
did they just compare a guys cock to a bad movie?
Believe it or not thor has been around since before somebody bought movie rights to it
I can relate to this and I am in QLD.
Wtf is qld
Queensland, state of Australia, that triangley bit at the top. Australia is that big chunk of land south of china between Africa and South America