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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:09am

    whoa whoa whoa. . . how bigs YOUR dick then if black guys are telling you that!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:00am

    get a life all of you...people can do what they like. do you think your 'god' wants you to be judgmental, prejudiced and hateful?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:45am

    If God didn't make homosexuals, why can the prostate only be stimulated through the anus? Why doesn't a penis stimulate the clitoris? Could it be because our bodies are designed to enjoy ourselves in different ways sexually? Oh, and plenty of religions approve of homosexuality as natural and necessary. Just because you think YOUR god doesn't, doesn't mean you have the right to tell someone else they're wrong. You have no proof for any of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:28am

    The Christian God cares more about a lot of things than homosexuals. If you actually read the bible, unless you are reading one you wrote, you would know this. However, why so many Christians and non Christians in our society focus on it is very interesting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:03am

    Are you saying gross because you're a racist or because your a homophobe?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:10am

    why is everyone so uptight about the gays on this, who gives a fuck, everybody fucks something

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:03am

    It is a funny text. How did the topic turn to AIDS and homophobia?? It shows the mentaility of some Americans - which is very sad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:32am

    To all of the haters I say leave your white trash neighborhood once in a while and stop blindly following the "we-hate-everyone-of-races-other-than-white-but-invoke-God's-name-to-make-it-okay" republican party. Kud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:25am

    We have a name for all the Christians who judge the gays. We call them Pharisees.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:31am

    Every hole is a goal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:34am

    It is a known fact that the porno shops sell more strap on's to str8 women who are porking their man.....if anal wasn't any fun NOBODY would do it....Hooray for the big dick white boy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:48am

    I thought it was only crazed old American women who told gays they were gonna burn in he'll. This is a real eye-opener.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:43am

    homosexuals are necessary: a delicate balance of lifegivers and caretakers. we cannot sustain humanity having everyone capable of reproduction doing so. homosexuals in past cultures took care of the elderly and abandoned children. heck, most homosexual activity in animals revolves around raising abandoned offspring too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:06am

    No, His way of saying it's ok is putting the prostate a dick's length away from the asshole...I actually think I read that on this site but I don't care enough to go look.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:05am

    GOD DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!

  • 90 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:21pm

    Honestly, to all of the Christians saying gays will burn in hell, look at your own life, and tell me you're not going to burn in hell as well. Gays haven't done anything to hurt anyone, gays are fine. However, you Christians have attacked gays without so much as the slightest offhand hint from a fantasy book of your imaginary friend.

  • 96 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:47am

    THIS TEXT IS FUNNY SO STFU.

  • 91 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:02am

    To the OP: gratz on having a big dick. Must be a nice thing to hear. :)

  • 87 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:25am

    I am white. Misguided stereotypes are fun and pointless right? (sarcasm) Kud

  • 88 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:23pm

    If you white trash morons believed anything in the Bible, you would go out and kill anyone who worked on the sabbath and it would be okay to hold mexicans or canadians as slaves. The bible instructs you to do both. The bible also says that obesity is a deadly sin yet most "Christians" are obese. Gays arethe true children of God

  • 81 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:48am

    More power too you!! Fuk all you haters

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:17am

    I love that whenever there's a text about someone being a homosexual everyone goes on rampage against gays. Stop your crusading. Nobody else gives a shit. Thanks.

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:28pm

    Fact: If there is a god I will personally punch him in the face for the holocaust

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:58pm

    Personally, I think many people that hate homosexuality are sexually insecure themselves. They can't handle something different and threatening, therefore they use religion or something else to justify their hatred. "God says so," "it's unnatural," "they're mentally deranged." All of these things have been used against at least one minority group or another. It's an old trick people.

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:57pm

    Wow. Nice subtle racism. Douche.

  • 80 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:34am

    Gayyyyyyyyy!!!! :) love it.

  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:14am

    Shut up about the Bible, guys; not everyone lives by it, and not everyone should. Envious of the OP, though. Yum. :D

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:35am

    10:58, did you never pay attention in biology? Is it environmentally sustainable to have everyone mating with each other, producing offspring? Nevermind that cultures recognizing more than two genders knew what role everyone needed to have...

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:01pm

    only because something in their brains, which last time i checked was a pretty natural thing to have(though obviously not for idiots like you) tells them that they're attracted to the same sex

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:50pm

    Wow that last person is an uneducated dick. Kudos on being an asshole, man.

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:48am

    Oh, SHUT UP, the lot of you!

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:51am

    10:38 i am so with you, girl. i could never be with anyone who was that close minded.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:36am

    Bone smugglers ftl.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:40pm

    what's with all the people posting "FACT" and then saying something that can in no way be argued as a fact? FACT: i am a unicorn

    • 36 46
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:26pm

      FACT: unicorns slay dragons.\nFACT: I want to know what you took to believe you are a unicorn

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:00pm

    Regarding acts between consenting adults - If your personal code or religion says "don't do It" then don't do it. And keep your judgements to yourself.

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:15pm

    1:16 may be the most ignorant person I've ever heard.. Have you seen a baby born with his penis in a female's vagina either? Also, I highly doubt a pastor posted on here. Looking at this website is considered a sin as well, for all you die-hard Christian posters. You're "filling your hearts with wickedness." it was more likely someone trying to spund acaccredited.

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:02pm

    fuck u all if the dude likes dudes letem be happy - did he ask for anyones opinion? fuck no. im not gunna bash em cause hes fuckin dudes no i personnally have my own thoughts about it but if its what makes me happy let em shove it up/ in whatever he pleases.

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:01am

    haha gays get the shaft in society. i wonder if they like that...

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:44pm

    8:31, my bf is more of a man than you ;)

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:29am

    God does hate pale people.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:52pm

    12:49 the fact that in spite of evolution homosexuals have remained a steady minority throughout the animal kingdom PROVES that it is an innate behavior, not a mental disorder.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:33am

    oh boy, more stereotypes

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:40pm

    Wow I can't brlieve me posting this text led to all of this stuff, can I say that God says don't judge others so why are all the so called Christians judging me? Whatever I'm not bothered by this I am who I am and can't change that fact of life.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:10pm

    stop dissing gays. thats low. you people need a new hobby. i think this all results from a bunch of people not getting ANY action from any gender. JEALOUSY is pathetic. quit hating because someone gets more action than you do. life is life. passion is passion. love is love. sex is sex. between any gender. get over it.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:08pm

    11:47, i'm saying that you lose all credibility when talking about respecting others when in the same breath, you're being disrespectful, even if, in YOUR eyes, those people don't deserve respect. you're talking about respecting others who are different and then expect to be taken seriously while you're picking and choosing who should or shouldn't be respected. it's hypocrisy at its best. does that make enough sense for you?

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:52pm

    Hey, guess what? God doesn't exist and therefore your Bible cannot be used to oppression the people you personally disagree with. Stop pretending that your ignorance and hatred is faith-based.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:53am

    I think you homophobes/Christians need to cool your jets. Gays don't affect your life in ANY way, so I don't get why you people just can't accept the fact that people are who they are. And if I'm not mistaken, the bible states if a christian man marries a non-virgin, she must be executed. Take that.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:43pm

    138... Nobody chooses to be part of the minority.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:21pm

    12:14, it's one thing to pathologize relationships, but you're trying to pathologize my entire orientation. THAT's the bias, that you can't just accept that it's as natural as your being straight, which has never been neurologically or g.e.n.e.t.i.c.ally proven, either.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:42am

    11:11. I think I understand why you're trying to say, but you've gotten it wrong. Corinthians is one of the aforementioned mistranslated passages. Please tell me why arsenokoiati was translated as homosexuals when it doesn't mean homosexual in other passages.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:17pm

    Who cares if they're going to hell. I'd rather be in hell with all the hot chicks who know how to party than in heaven with all the girls who have a nice personality.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:21am

    oh my god everybody stfu. it's who you have sex with. period. let it fucking go ass holes. it doesn't affect you. (: it's my birthdayyy!!! so listen to me cuntdicks.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:35pm

    I don't know what the fuck god you people are talking about, but i'm pretty sure the god i know doesn't hate anyone.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:15pm

    Dear 2:09, Straight people have feces in their assholes, too. And straight males that stick their straight penises into straight female's assholes get feces on their straight dicks. Love, 2:04

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:04am

    just because you believe in something, like hell or jesus, does not make it real.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:44pm

    Fun fact : humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for any other reason besides reproduction

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:42pm

    if you read this site, you have no room for judgements.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:05pm

    October 10, 2009 1:52PM That was perfect.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:08pm

    12:03 when you needed everyone having babies in your tribe in order to sustain your lineage and protect your kind (strength in numbers), homosexuality would be a great detriment, just like women's sexual agency. Please explain why you think your god would find fault with homosexuality in the New Testament same as "he" does in the Old Testament when it was the same as touching food cooked by a menstruating woman.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:46am

    I love that out of all the horrible things that are said on this site, homosexuality is the topic that has everyone at war with each other... It's pathetic, and frankly, makes me sick to my stomach. For all u conservative hate fueled sorry excuses for Christians, how DARE YOU sit here an preach to me in between you reading through endless quotes regarding drug use, random sex, abortions, and everything else. If anything is sick it that.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:53pm

    Lynn Lavner: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:11pm

    Wow entirely too many soap boxes on this thread . This made me laugh when I read it, beyond that my views of the specifics of it's contents I will keep to myself as they do not pertain to it humor :) thumbs up

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:28am

    10:38, I love you. Thank you for supporting the supporters of those who need the support. Yes, it makes sense.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:45pm

    Haha, the only two black guys I have ever been with have both told me I had a big dick. The first one said that's why he came back for more. Whoah, racial stereotypes aren't true... wtf?!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:31pm

    How the fuck can people read all these texts, most of which are about "sinning," but one topic they've been taught to dislike sparks exuberant amounts of ignorance and criticism?

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 1:18am

    GOD HATES FAGS!!

    • 46 42
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:40pm

      Exactly! don't smoke fags, they give cancer !

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:39pm

    Elephants, dolphins, bonobos, giraffes, bison, penguins...along with 500 other species have been documented as practicing homosexuality (not to mention 1000 other species in which the practice was merely observed). Plato wrote about it, and cultures in east Asia have written about it since 600BC. So no, it's not new and trendy and liberal.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:00pm

    You go, 414 Milwaukee!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:56am

    Ok, where was I this night??!!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:49am

    438... Is laughing at others in hell a Christian teaching, or just your horrible upbringing?

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:17pm

    FACT: douchebags will rot in hell.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:25pm

    No, I wasn't, 2:22. I was correcting my own post at 2:15 right before yours, where I wrote "female's" instead of the correct "females' ". Take it easy, no one is attacking you...

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:22pm

    2:16, were you trying to correct my post? I was using singular female possesive, not plural. Back off.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:49pm

    Dude that is awsome! Def a good night.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:43pm

    hey. dude writing in all caps. whats your deal?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:32pm

    Hey all you bible thumpers out there.... Go to Google video and look up Zietgiest Part one!!!! Its important Now, if you simply don't like homosexuality because it disgusts you, then fair enough I suppose, str8 sex disgusts me, Im a women who is attracted to beautiful women. But if you think homosexuality is wrong because "God" says so.... then you may want to investigate a little further before quoting such an imaginary being. Thanks for your time :-)

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:56am

    9:45 low blow, dude. Alaskans are already having trouble living that election down, and it SERIOSLY doesn't help when people whip out Palin's name whenever they want an example of an idiot. I was an Alaskan Obama supporter, but I still wince whenever I hear her name thrown out like that.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:43am

    hahaha omg this is sad. am i the only who wants to know how big this guy is?? what are you like 12 inches?

    • 35 40
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:36pm

      You're not. I wanna meet that guy !!!

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    I hate this argument. I'm bisexual and was raised in a very, very religious family. This caused me massive grief over the years and I contemplated suicide because if I was just going to hell, why not get it over with sooner? I did not choose to be bi, and I wish I was not. But I am. If i'm still going to hell, then... Fuck. Not cool. I didn't choose this, I prayed every night for years to get rid of these homosexual thoughts. Didn't work. But I am still religious. Hope that saves my soul.

    • 29 35
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:23pm

      I read a book written by the pope before he became pope. According to him, the thoughts won't condemn you. Acting out on them will.\nOn the other hand, life is short and there is no way of knowing which religion is THE one that has all the REAL answers. If you're going to do something "bad" then you'd better make it really GOOD (in its own way)

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:33pm

    God made everyone. Therefor he made gays the way they are.. And they are his children so fuck all you bible thumpers. Why is it your concern anyway?? I'm lesbain and fucking proud of it.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:03pm

    11:52, you have no idea what you're talking about. Has anyone found a straight gene? Do you know the difference between c.o.n.g.e.n.i.t.a.l. and g.e.n.e.t.i.c?

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:47am

    11:35, Are you suggesting that those who don't respect others are deserving of respect? Now that makes sense......

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:46pm

    / what that guy said

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:14pm

    12:05. how is my theory biased? it was one example and i wasn't trying to use it as a blanket explination for all homosexuality. if you say you always felt that way about men, good for you. but are you biased to the point that you can't accept that it doesn't happen that way for everyone?

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:51pm

    Council of Nicea, look it up. Your Bible has been carefully edited and approved over thousands of years. No sense in arguing God's hate when Christ came in with a message of love and never mentioned homosexuality.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:16pm

    theres no such thing as god... you cant prove it. and dont tell me that whomever wrote the bible is proof, because as far as im concerned, the guy that wrote the bible found a really great way to get rich, using BULLSHIT.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:42pm

    or just eat a fat dick and suck on my tender nipples, men and women everywhere

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:20pm

    To all those conservative thinking bible thumpers (who shouldn't be on this site anyways), why is it that you constantly bring up that heterosexual intercourse is natures way of continuing the species, and yet, a VIRGIN who had a child is totally fine with you?

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:28pm

    Sorry 2:25. 2:20 was being a prick, so I just assumed. My bad! haha

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:32am

    Homophobia is a bit of a misnomer, but it is based on fear and ignorance, 10:20. You're afraid of what you don't understand. You're afraid of what will happen to your heterosexual privilege if society accepts homosexual relationships as capable of love as yours.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:34pm

    God still doesn't exist, hes just the product of an overly creative caveman and a bunch of dumbassed believers.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:20pm

    Just because someone doesn't agree with something doesn't mean they're afraid of it. I'm not a homophobe, I disapprove of homosexuality.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:27pm

    so you're telling me that you'd rather seone dpend their lives unhappy and with a person of the opposite sex or alone so that they can be "natural" than do what they want? i don't care what degrees you have that's just stupid

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:26am

    STFU YOU STUPID HOMOPHOBES> Anyone posting anything homophobic on here has obviously thought about doin a guy. Get over it, this is 2010 we're nearing, here people. Grow up.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:18pm

    Wow dude I love you

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:19am

    personally, I don't usually discuss my views on homosexuality with girls before I sleep with them. Maybe that's just me.....

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:36pm

    ah but the colonists were chastised for wanting freedom does that mean we shouldn't have fought for our freedom?

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:15pm

    ===| ) ~~ รถ nom nom nom

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:16pm

    2:52, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality, although he condemned divorce, prostitution, and bestiality.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:54am

    The guilty dog barks loudest! All you straight guys wanting anal sex in the other texts..

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:08pm

    7:16- many many people wrote the Bible together, not one of them profited from it

  • 33 31
    Submitted by 715repp on Apr 15, 10 at 5:32pm

    4:09 am hahahhahahahahahhahahaha

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:32pm

    FYI arguing your views/beliefs on a website such as this is a waste of time. People are going to continue believing what they already believed. Save your time. Join a protest or something

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:45pm

    Who cares what the naysayers think, was the sex good? Thats what i wanna know!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:02pm

    Thou shall not fondle another dudes bells but thy ladies may play with other women for pleasure and men may join at will. I am your god and I HAVE SPOKEN!!! >:[

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:16pm

    Oops, correction: FEMALES'. Whoopsy daisy!

  • 36 39
    Submitted by trickton on May 25, 10 at 9:04pm

    people only care about man on man gays cos they dont like the idea of a willie in the naughty place, bible lovers dont give a shit about lesbians, they get off to it!!

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:19pm

    Do you guys not get that the bible was written a LONG time ago and that most of the crap in there was not written to modern beliefs? I say either start living in the modern world and stop preaching at people who couldn't give a crap or jog on!!! It's a damn funny text can't we just leave it at that??

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:56pm

    it is a fact that douche bags will rot in hell. example? "what's with all the people posting "FACT" and then saying something that can in no way be argued as a fact? FACT: i am a unicorn"

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:38pm

    keep reppin milwaukee!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:51pm

    Way to rep for Milwaukee..of course the only local post...embarrassment

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:09pm

    2:04...straight people do that too you know.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:48pm

    Thank you 143. Whatever people don't get it. Which is why we don't have our fucking rights yet. Cuz of people like 138

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:18pm

    12:08, honestly, I tried. This is just absolutely ridiculous. I almost took it out of my first post, then decided to leave it in so I could see if there was anyone out there ridiculous enough to pick apart my wording and accuse me of hypocracy because of a nuance. Good job.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by d20d09a on Dec 10, 10 at 12:38am

    I'm a Christian, and although I do not approve of homosexuality, it is not my place to judge. I believe that God is the only one who has the right to judge anybody. Yes, the Bible says homosexuality is a sin, but it also says lying is a sin and everybody lies. I believe that in God's eyes, they're equal. A sin is a sin; there is no "okay" sin.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:19pm

    It makes sense. The guys who are disturbed by male homosexuality and assume female homosexuality for their own benefit are the worst specimens of masculinity. I don't want a guy concerned with "acting like a man." I just want a man. Homophobia is too familiar with sexism for me to ignorantly condone in a relationship. Right on, 10:38.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:15pm

    2:52 he also said let he who is without sin cast the first stone, you judgemental hypocritical prick!

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:14pm

    if your really christian you should be in church, not reading tfln

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:20pm

    *You actually corrected TWO typos there, 2:15.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Nov 26, 10 at 6:30pm

    Im glad to see people who are actually finally accepting homosexuality rather than bashing it. It makes me sick to see people being ignorant towards something thats not a big deal.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by profit324 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:15pm

    And wonder why the rest of the world hates us!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:58pm

    im proud to be american, so therefore im prpud there r gy ppl in the us of a

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:15pm

    I'm a girl, and this guy left his penis in my asshole last night. I think I might have an ass pregnancy. Can it ejaculate while it is unattached to him?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:24pm

    223!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!! Go gayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:41pm

    4:40 is a liar. The VAST majority of people in the US who have AIDS are men. Try not to spew bullshit so much. "Just over 75% of adults and adolescents living with AIDS are men." That's from the Avert (an international AIDS charity) website, look it up. It won't let me post the link.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:35pm

    Haha I'm down with your theory 2:30

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:26am

    What the fuck happened here? Not even the abortion texts get this much hate. It's TFLN, why on earth is anyone quoting the Bible?

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:37pm

    Wow, you dipshit. Because GOD caused the holocaust. Right. Dumb. Ass. Fact: God is either in our lives actively or not, and since I can't see how he is involved Id say he's not. The holocaust was the fault of ignorance and people. Ignorance a lot like yours. Dipshit. Fucking ignorant dipshit.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:44pm

    3:41- bonobos. Look it up and then get off your high horse, asswipe.

  • 25 23
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 5, 12 at 11:43am

    3175 people can go suck the white guy's big dick.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by WestHam08 on Nov 12, 10 at 6:13pm

    Apparently the only one's who don't enjoy gays are Christians what about Jews they might have an object to it.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:15pm

    how is it possible that people who accept that there is a floating, invisible man in the sky cannot accept that homosexuality exists? i assume all you religious freaks aren't homosexual...it's not your decision to make, so quit shit talking. i fucking hate all you judgemental, self-righteous pricks. all hope for humanity is lost.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:41am

    ***Lynn Lavner: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." October 11, 2009 12:53PM*** you are my hero! this is one of the saddest threads on this website; and just an example of how fucked up people are, i'm ashamed to stem off the human race, if this is all we got, then i truely wish the end is near! :-(

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:52pm

    what a funny text! can't we all agree on that?

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:15pm

    Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders (1 Corinthians 6:9)

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:05pm

    P.S. DEMINING? Fail.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:11am

    People, Just do what makes you happy, and be happy that other people do what makes them happy. It's that simple. Sexuality shouldn't even be a topic of discussion, it's really that boring.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:07pm

    figured someone would point out a typo. 1x harvard and 1x cornell, i can provide the degrees for you if you care that much. let me know Anonymous, I can provide roll numbers if you need.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:40pm

    I wanna see how big your dick is

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:07pm

    god still doesn't exist

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:53pm

    I'm well educated in facts. You seem to be educated in the bullshit your teachers spew. Learn for yourself. Those who can, do. Those who cant, teach

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:45am

    ha like sarah palin's daughter getting pregnant. karma of the year award

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:50am

    Oh, it's a sign. A good one. Peace, love, and logic.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:45pm

    hey rock out cock that's what I would do if I was you. let those so called Christian folks burn with us lol.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:35am

    10:57, how do you try to make a point by calling people dumb shits and then immediately follow it with "you should learn to respect your fellow humans?"

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:54pm

    Fuck u god never said that and never will

  • 19 18
    Submitted by asssbandit on Jul 25, 13 at 4:45pm

    Asa backmawittha nicedickiloceuywhenicomscrossawjitboywitha nicesizeddick

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:53pm

    12:47 the Bible has been disproven. Many times. What are you talking about?

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:58pm

    that's exactly what they decide.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:58pm

    Oh boy. When all else fails pull out the race card. Lol. I win

  • 24 32
    Submitted by DontBeSillySally on Sep 29, 11 at 10:48pm

    so how did this whole god hates anything that's not white or straight even start? I've never read the bible but I'm PRETTY SURE it never says any specific color or sexual orientation...

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:52am

    ALL homos will bun in hell. Jesus said so.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:34pm

    You must not have sexual intercourse with a male as one has sexual intercourse with a woman; it is a detestable act. Leviticus 18:22

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:23am

    It says in the bible that gays arnt allowed in heaven

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:12am

    Screw homosexuality!! Robosexuality all the way!!!

    • 27 42
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:31pm

      I want inflatable salmons!!!

  • 23 33
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 2, 12 at 11:42pm

    The Big Guy definitely gave you the ok.

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:14pm

    Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral. (Hebrews 13:4)

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:28pm

    yeah well the immaculate conception is a load of crap religion was just people's way of explaining the unexplainable

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:46pm

    There's dick ERVRYWHERE!!!!

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:16pm

    All this fuss over some imaginary giant dude living in the clouds. After witnessing Darfur and Rwanda, I know there is no God.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by illegal202 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:33am

    ummmm if you all think about it and believed it... this so called god created people so that includes gays as well... so why would you hate them if they are gods creations? stupid bible thumpers

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:26pm

    Miraculous conception, you idiot. You're statement doesn't even make any sense. This is the question of Immaculate Conception, not 2 guys who want to experience anal intercourse together.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:40am

    Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:33pm

    I'm not burning anywhere, how'd your ass hole feel in the morning, still bleeding?

    • 38 55
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:38pm

      You've had a serious trauma as a kid... Sorry for you... Maybe you should press charges against the person who raped you...

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:32pm

    FACT: Gays will burn in hell.

    • 38 39
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:41pm

      FACT: Most gays don't believe in hell

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:42pm

    Hey 130, I'm pretty much in love with you! Kud

  • 13 17
    Submitted by asssbandit on Jul 25, 13 at 4:44pm

    whereinwisconsinareyou?

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:36pm

    This isn't funny; it's disturbing

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:16pm

    And here I thought that Kanye was the only one working on bringing back the word douchebag. Whoo...seems like there's a lot of you!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:16pm

    *sound accredited, I apologize for my typo.

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:11am

    10:37, i'm not bashing but if ur gonna make a point can it at least be based on accurate facts? i don't take that much stock in the bible but even i know leviticus 18:22 and 1 cor. 6 take a very clear stance on homosexuality. and nowhere in the bible does it say it's wrong to molest children either, does that mean God's down for that too?

  • 21 37
    Submitted by WestHam08 on Nov 12, 10 at 6:13pm

    Apparently the only one's who don't enjoy gays are Christians what about Jews they might have an object to it.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:41pm

    thats only because us big dick brothas are strait

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:09pm

    Alot of famous people are "bi" so alot of girls are like omg I'm bi toooo lalalalalalaaaa bi doesn't exisit. Who could want dick and pussy they're nothing alike. Bi doesn't exisit. Pussy for Life

  • 48 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:11am

    9:02- So true, of course it's easier to blame whitey than it is to stop and look at who is footing the bill.

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:38pm

    That's disgusting. Don't ever post something like this ever again

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:02pm

    3:54- "along with ME 2x Ivy League education.." Yes. According to your word usage, you MUST be a Harvard graduate, or something equally prestigious.

  • 21 45
    Submitted by andersoew1 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:52am

    Gays are so unfair. They are all in to guy but take all the girls and their time

  • 44 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:31pm

    No one's ever been chastized for being straight, therefore its the right way. This is undebatable.

  • 37 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:16pm

    4:02 I praise thee. I'll bow down to you anyday

  • 42 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:48pm

    Bible also says beastiality is wrong. So while ur at it, might as well support the ones having sex with dogs too.

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:04pm

    There's feces in those holes your putting your penises in. Feces. On your dicks.

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:00pm

    What in the Bible has been disproven?

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:04pm

    sex is driven by a biological motivation. that is, one that is natural, one that procreates among their species. by fucking another member of the same sex, you are not adhering to the rule of nature, thus it cannot be "natural". and last time i checked 4:01, they don't give out degrees to idiots. what's your educational background? is it a GED, or high school? can't be more based on your personal attacks at me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:51pm

    Hopefully you will never have your "rights". Our poor forefathers our rolling in their graves thanks to you sickos

    • 43 33
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:43pm

      vote left for rights. vote right for no rights. i want to know who is going through the trouble of digging up those poor corpses and rolling with them!

  • 38 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:11pm

    Thank you Mr. Pastor Man. Someone has it right.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    The Bible doesn't need to be proven, the fact that after 2000 years it's still not disproven makes it seem pretty real to me. Plus, its followers have faith in their God even though they've never seen Him. That should at least make a point for the Christian religion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:09am

    Kud- You are so out of it that you're actually amusing. Go back to your boring life and maybe you will discover something truly profound that doesn't involve stereotyping all white people. Newsflash: Just because homosexuals disgust someone doesn't mean that person is a white trash republicans. Do the world a favor and STFU.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:07am

    @10:57 i hope u choke on a fucking horse cock

  • 34 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:28am

    4:02 haha well put. This shits gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:55am

    4:40- That's because there are closet bisexual guys that have unprotected sex with men and then give it to the unsuspecting women who think that their guy is faithful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:49pm

    I'm atheist and don't believe in the bible fairy tales but I still think gays are deviants an not natural. It is a mental disorder that needs treatment. Hopefully they will weed themselves out thru Darwinism since they can't reproduce. Keep believing all the liberal socialist bullshit your college professors feed you. The aaceptance of gays being " ok" is just another nail in the coffin of our proud country

    • 33 55
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:46pm

      "hopefully they will weed themselves out thru darwinism" ... then shouldn't we encourage gays to live their life to the fullest to avoid closeted gays to reproduce ? =D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:10am

    Gays r going to burn in the infernos of hell!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:02am

    Hey 832, republicans don't hate everyone non white, we are just sick of paying the fuckin bills to fund all these filthy lifestyles. Everyone blames the whitey's, but the whitey's take care of business!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:31am

    Why is it everyone who hates gays has to be religious? Some people are repulsed by two men together for no reason other than it's disgusting. Homosexuality is sickening. You're there but we don't have to like or accept your filthy lifestyle. Why the hell would you want to be with a man that is more feminin than a woman? It's just wrong and disgusting.

    • 29 39
      Submitted by ViolentMilk on Jun 13, 11 at 3:16pm

      I like my men to be men, and women to be women... but I still sleep with both.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:00am

    And the visual image this text creates is absolutely DISGUSTING. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!!

    • 28 38
      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:47pm

      But they had two sons.\nHumans still exist.\nSo the two sons reproduced... or did I miss an episode?