I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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whoa whoa whoa. . . how bigs YOUR dick then if black guys are telling you that!?
get a life all of you...people can do what they like. do you think your 'god' wants you to be judgmental, prejudiced and hateful?
The Christian God cares more about a lot of things than homosexuals. If you actually read the bible, unless you are reading one you wrote, you would know this. However, why so many Christians and non Christians in our society focus on it is very interesting.
If God didn't make homosexuals, why can the prostate only be stimulated through the anus? Why doesn't a penis stimulate the clitoris? Could it be because our bodies are designed to enjoy ourselves in different ways sexually?
Oh, and plenty of religions approve of homosexuality as natural and necessary. Just because you think YOUR god doesn't, doesn't mean you have the right to tell someone else they're wrong. You have no proof for any of it.
Are you saying gross because you're a racist or because your a homophobe?
why is everyone so uptight about the gays on this, who gives a fuck, everybody fucks something
It is a funny text. How did the topic turn to AIDS and homophobia?? It shows the mentaility of some Americans - which is very sad.
To all of the haters I say leave your white trash neighborhood once in a while and stop blindly following the "we-hate-everyone-of-races-other-than-white-but-invoke-God's-name-to-make-it-okay" republican party.
We have a name for all the Christians who judge the gays. We call them Pharisees.
Every hole is a goal
homosexuals are necessary: a delicate balance of lifegivers and caretakers. we cannot sustain humanity having everyone capable of reproduction doing so. homosexuals in past cultures took care of the elderly and abandoned children. heck, most homosexual activity in animals revolves around raising abandoned offspring too.
It is a known fact that the porno shops sell more strap on's to str8 women who are porking their man.....if anal wasn't any fun NOBODY would do it....Hooray for the big dick white boy.
I thought it was only crazed old American women who told gays they were gonna burn in he'll. This is a real eye-opener.
To the OP: gratz on having a big dick. Must be a nice thing to hear. :)
GOD DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!
No, His way of saying it's ok is putting the prostate a dick's length away from the asshole...I actually think I read that on this site but I don't care enough to go look.
I am white. Misguided stereotypes are fun and pointless right? (sarcasm)
Honestly, to all of the Christians saying gays will burn in hell, look at your own life, and tell me you're not going to burn in hell as well. Gays haven't done anything to hurt anyone, gays are fine. However, you Christians have attacked gays without so much as the slightest offhand hint from a fantasy book of your imaginary friend.
my bf is more of a man than you ;)
I love that whenever there's a text about someone being a homosexual everyone goes on rampage against gays. Stop your crusading. Nobody else gives a shit. Thanks.
If you white trash morons believed anything in the Bible, you would go out and kill anyone who worked on the sabbath and it would be okay to hold mexicans or canadians as slaves. The bible instructs you to do both. The bible also says that obesity is a deadly sin yet most "Christians" are obese. Gays arethe true children of God
Gayyyyyyyyy!!!! :) love it.
THIS TEXT IS FUNNY SO STFU.
10:58, did you never pay attention in biology? Is it environmentally sustainable to have everyone mating with each other, producing offspring? Nevermind that cultures recognizing more than two genders knew what role everyone needed to have...
only because something in their brains, which last time i checked was a pretty natural thing to have(though obviously not for idiots like you) tells them that they're attracted to the same sex
1:16 may be the most ignorant person I've ever heard.. Have you seen a baby born with his penis in a female's vagina either?
Also, I highly doubt a pastor posted on here. Looking at this website is considered a sin as well, for all you die-hard Christian posters. You're "filling your hearts with wickedness." it was more likely someone trying to spund acaccredited.
Personally, I think many people that hate homosexuality are sexually insecure themselves. They can't handle something different and threatening, therefore they use religion or something else to justify their hatred. "God says so," "it's unnatural," "they're mentally deranged." All of these things have been used against at least one minority group or another. It's an old trick people.
what's with all the people posting "FACT" and then saying something that can in no way be argued as a fact?
FACT: i am a unicorn
FACT: unicorns slay dragons.\nFACT: I want to know what you took to believe you are a unicorn
Oh, SHUT UP, the lot of you!
Wow. Nice subtle racism. Douche.
Fact: If there is a god I will personally punch him in the face for the holocaust
12:49 the fact that in spite of evolution homosexuals have remained a steady minority throughout the animal kingdom PROVES that it is an innate behavior, not a mental disorder.
Wow that last person is an uneducated dick. Kudos on being an asshole, man.
More power too you!!
Fuk all you haters
fuck u all if the dude likes dudes letem
be happy - did he ask for anyones opinion? fuck no. im not gunna bash em cause hes fuckin dudes no i personnally have my own thoughts about it but if its what makes me happy let em shove it up/ in whatever he pleases.
Oops, correction: FEMALES'. Whoopsy daisy!
12:14, it's one thing to pathologize relationships, but you're trying to pathologize my entire orientation. THAT's the bias, that you can't just accept that it's as natural as your being straight, which has never been neurologically or g.e.n.e.t.i.c.ally proven, either.
10:38 i am so with you, girl. i could never be with anyone who was that close minded.
Haha, the only two black guys I have ever been with have both told me I had a big dick. The first one said that's why he came back for more.
Whoah, racial stereotypes aren't true... wtf?!
I think you homophobes/Christians need to cool your jets. Gays don't affect your life in ANY way, so I don't get why you people just can't accept the fact that people are who they are. And if I'm not mistaken, the bible states if a christian man marries a non-virgin, she must be executed. Take that.
Hey, guess what? God doesn't exist and therefore your Bible cannot be used to oppression the people you personally disagree with. Stop pretending that your ignorance and hatred is faith-based.
Bone smugglers ftl.
if you read this site, you have no room for judgements.
Wow I can't brlieve me posting this text led to all of this stuff, can I say that God says don't judge others so why are all the so called Christians judging me? Whatever I'm not bothered by this I am who I am and can't change that fact of life.
God does hate pale people.
haha gays get the shaft in society. i wonder if they like that...
FACT: douchebags will rot in hell.
Who cares if they're going to hell. I'd rather be in hell with all the hot chicks who know how to party than in heaven with all the girls who have a nice personality.
stop dissing gays. thats low. you people need a new hobby. i think this all results from a bunch of people not getting ANY action from any gender. JEALOUSY is pathetic. quit hating because someone gets more action than you do. life is life. passion is passion. love is love. sex is sex. between any gender. get over it.
oh boy, more stereotypes
keep reppin milwaukee!
Wow entirely too many soap boxes on this thread . This made me laugh when I read it, beyond that my views of the specifics of it's contents I will keep to myself as they do not pertain to it humor :) thumbs up
438... Is laughing at others in hell a Christian teaching, or just your horrible upbringing?
Shut up about the Bible, guys; not everyone lives by it, and not everyone should.
Envious of the OP, though. Yum. :D
I love that out of all the horrible things that are said on this site, homosexuality is the topic that has everyone at war with each other... It's pathetic, and frankly, makes me sick to my stomach. For all u conservative hate fueled sorry excuses for Christians, how DARE YOU sit here an preach to me in between you reading through endless quotes regarding drug use, random sex, abortions, and everything else. If anything is sick it that.
Regarding acts between consenting adults -
If your personal code or religion says "don't do
It" then don't do it. And keep your judgements
11:11. I think I understand why you're trying to say, but you've gotten it wrong. Corinthians is one of the aforementioned mistranslated passages. Please tell me why arsenokoiati was translated as homosexuals when it doesn't mean homosexual in other passages.
Lynn Lavner: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
Fun fact : humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for any other reason besides reproduction
138... Nobody chooses to be part of the minority.
Straight people have feces in their assholes, too. And straight males that stick their straight penises into straight female's assholes get feces on their straight dicks.
GOD HATES FAGS!!
Exactly! don't smoke fags, they give cancer !
2:52, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality, although he condemned divorce, prostitution, and bestiality.
or just eat a fat dick and suck on my tender nipples, men and women everywhere
12:03 when you needed everyone having babies in your tribe in order to sustain your lineage and protect your kind (strength in numbers), homosexuality would be a great detriment, just like women's sexual agency. Please explain why you think your god would find fault with homosexuality in the New Testament same as "he" does in the Old Testament when it was the same as touching food cooked by a menstruating woman.
No, I wasn't, 2:22. I was correcting my own post at 2:15 right before yours, where I wrote "female's" instead of the correct "females' ". Take it easy, no one is attacking you...
11:47, i'm saying that you lose all credibility when talking about respecting others when in the same breath, you're being disrespectful, even if, in YOUR eyes, those people don't deserve respect. you're talking about respecting others who are different and then expect to be taken seriously while you're picking and choosing who should or shouldn't be respected. it's hypocrisy at its best. does that make enough sense for you?
Homophobia is a bit of a misnomer, but it is based on fear and ignorance, 10:20. You're afraid of what you don't understand. You're afraid of what will happen to your heterosexual privilege if society accepts homosexual relationships as capable of love as yours.
Ok, where was I this night??!!
7:16- many many people wrote the Bible together, not one of them profited from it
ah but the colonists were chastised for wanting freedom does that mean we shouldn't have fought for our freedom?
Council of Nicea, look it up. Your Bible has been carefully edited and approved over thousands of years. No sense in arguing God's hate when Christ came in with a message of love and never mentioned homosexuality.
oh my god everybody stfu.
it's who you have sex with. period.
let it fucking go ass holes.
it doesn't affect you.
it's my birthdayyy!!! so listen to me cuntdicks.
I hate this argument. I'm bisexual and was raised in a very, very religious family. This caused me massive grief over the years and I contemplated suicide because if I was just going to hell, why not get it over with sooner? I did not choose to be bi, and I wish I was not. But I am.
If i'm still going to hell, then... Fuck. Not cool. I didn't choose this, I prayed every night for years to get rid of these homosexual thoughts. Didn't work. But I am still religious. Hope that saves my soul.
I read a book written by the pope before he became pope. According to him, the thoughts won't condemn you. Acting out on them will.\nOn the other hand, life is short and there is no way of knowing which religion is THE one that has all the REAL answers. If you're going to do something "bad" then you'd better make it really GOOD (in its own way)
I don't know what the fuck god you people are talking about, but i'm pretty sure the god i know doesn't hate anyone.
2:04...straight people do that too you know.
9:45 low blow, dude. Alaskans are already having trouble living that election down, and it SERIOSLY doesn't help when people whip out Palin's name whenever they want an example of an idiot. I was an Alaskan Obama supporter, but I still wince whenever I hear her name thrown out like that.
I'm not burning anywhere, how'd your ass hole feel in the morning, still bleeding?
You've had a serious trauma as a kid... Sorry for you... Maybe you should press charges against the person who raped you...
Wow dude I love you
12:05. how is my theory biased? it was one example and i wasn't trying to use it as a blanket explination for all homosexuality. if you say you always felt that way about men, good for you. but are you biased to the point that you can't accept that it doesn't happen that way for everyone?
2:52 he also said let he who is without sin cast the first stone, you judgemental hypocritical prick!
just because you believe in something, like hell or jesus, does not make it real.
Just because someone doesn't agree with something doesn't mean they're afraid of it. I'm not a homophobe, I disapprove of homosexuality.
Thou shall not fondle another dudes bells but thy ladies may play with other women for pleasure and men may join at will. I am your god and I HAVE SPOKEN!!! >:[
hahaha omg this is sad. am i the only who wants to know how big this guy is?? what are you like 12 inches?
You're not. I wanna meet that guy !!!
Just do what makes you happy, and be happy that other people do what makes them happy. It's that simple.
Sexuality shouldn't even be a topic of discussion, it's really that boring.
2:16, were you trying to correct my post? I was using singular female possesive, not plural. Back off.
October 10, 2009 1:52PM
That was perfect.
Dude that is awsome! Def a good night.
3175 people can go suck the white guy's big dick.
I'm a Christian, and although I do not approve of homosexuality, it is not my place to judge. I believe that God is the only one who has the right to judge anybody. Yes, the Bible says homosexuality is a sin, but it also says lying is a sin and everybody lies. I believe that in God's eyes, they're equal. A sin is a sin; there is no "okay" sin.
How the fuck can people read all these texts, most of which are about "sinning," but one topic they've been taught to dislike sparks exuberant amounts of ignorance and criticism?
what that guy said
===| ) ~~ ö nom nom nom
hey rock out cock that's what I would do if I was you. let those so called Christian folks burn with us lol.
P.S. DEMINING? Fail.
It makes sense. The guys who are disturbed by male homosexuality and assume female homosexuality for their own benefit are the worst specimens of masculinity. I don't want a guy concerned with "acting like a man." I just want a man. Homophobia is too familiar with sexism for me to ignorantly condone in a relationship. Right on, 10:38.
it is a fact that douche bags will rot in hell.
"what's with all the people posting "FACT" and then saying something that can in no way be argued as a fact?
FACT: i am a unicorn"
STFU YOU STUPID HOMOPHOBES> Anyone posting anything homophobic on here has obviously thought about doin a guy. Get over it, this is 2010 we're nearing, here people. Grow up.
To all those conservative thinking bible thumpers (who shouldn't be on this site anyways), why is it that you constantly bring up that heterosexual intercourse is natures way of continuing the species, and yet, a VIRGIN who had a child is totally fine with you?
Haha I'm down with your theory 2:30
Apparently the only one's who don't enjoy gays are Christians what about Jews they might have an object to it.
God made everyone. Therefor he made gays the way they are.. And they are his children so fuck all you bible thumpers. Why is it your concern anyway?? I'm lesbain and fucking proud of it.
11:52, you have no idea what you're talking about. Has anyone found a straight gene? Do you know the difference between c.o.n.g.e.n.i.t.a.l. and g.e.n.e.t.i.c?
I wanna see how big your dick is
10:38, I love you. Thank you for supporting the supporters of those who need the support. Yes, it makes sense.
Hey 130, I'm pretty much in love with you!
12:47 the Bible has been disproven. Many times. What are you talking about?
ha like sarah palin's daughter getting pregnant. karma of the year award
so you're telling me that you'd rather seone dpend their lives unhappy and with a person of the opposite sex or alone so that they can be "natural" than do what they want? i don't care what degrees you have that's just stupid
11:35, Are you suggesting that those who don't respect others are deserving of respect? Now that makes sense......
And wonder why the rest of the world hates us!
how is it possible that people who accept that there is a floating, invisible man in the sky cannot accept that homosexuality exists? i assume all you religious freaks aren't homosexual...it's not your decision to make, so quit shit talking. i fucking hate all you judgemental, self-righteous pricks. all hope for humanity is lost.
I'm well educated in facts. You seem to be educated in the bullshit your teachers spew. Learn for yourself. Those who can, do. Those who cant, teach
The guilty dog barks loudest!
All you straight guys wanting anal sex in the other texts..
Sorry 2:25. 2:20 was being a prick, so I just assumed. My bad! haha
12:08, honestly, I tried. This is just absolutely ridiculous. I almost took it out of my first post, then decided to leave it in so I could see if there was anyone out there ridiculous enough to pick apart my wording and accuse me of hypocracy because of a nuance. Good job.
Elephants, dolphins, bonobos, giraffes, bison, penguins...along with 500 other species have been documented as practicing homosexuality (not to mention 1000 other species in which the practice was merely observed). Plato wrote about it, and cultures in east Asia have written about it since 600BC. So no, it's not new and trendy and liberal.
*You actually corrected TWO typos there, 2:15.
ALL homos will bun in hell. Jesus said so.
Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders (1 Corinthians 6:9)
3:41- bonobos. Look it up and then get off your high horse, asswipe.
You go, 414 Milwaukee!
Do you guys not get that the bible was written a LONG time ago and that most of the crap in there was not written to modern beliefs? I say either start living in the modern world and stop preaching at people who couldn't give a crap or jog on!!! It's a damn funny text can't we just leave it at that??
Way to rep for Milwaukee..of course the only local post...embarrassment
God still doesn't exist, hes just the product of an overly creative caveman and a bunch of dumbassed believers.
Who cares what the naysayers think, was the sex good? Thats what i wanna know!
Hey all you bible thumpers out there.... Go to Google video and look up Zietgiest Part one!!!! Its important
Now, if you simply don't like homosexuality because it disgusts you, then fair enough I suppose, str8 sex disgusts me, Im a women who is attracted to beautiful women. But if you think homosexuality is wrong because "God" says so.... then you may want to investigate a little further before quoting such an imaginary being.
Thanks for your time :-)
if your really christian you should be in church, not reading tfln
I'm a girl, and this guy left his penis in my asshole last night. I think I might have an ass pregnancy. Can it ejaculate while it is unattached to him?
Thank you 143. Whatever people don't get it. Which is why we don't have our fucking rights yet. Cuz of people like 138
FYI arguing your views/beliefs on a website such as this is a waste of time. People are going to continue believing what they already believed. Save your time. Join a protest or something
Alot of famous people are "bi" so alot of girls are like omg I'm bi toooo lalalalalalaaaa bi doesn't exisit. Who could want dick and pussy they're nothing alike. Bi doesn't exisit. Pussy for
theres no such thing as god... you cant prove it. and dont tell me that whomever wrote the bible is proof, because as far as im concerned, the guy that wrote the bible found a really great way to get rich, using BULLSHIT.
223!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!! Go gayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
personally, I don't usually discuss my views on homosexuality with girls before I sleep with them. Maybe that's just me.....
No one's ever been chastized for being straight, therefore its the right way. This is undebatable.
4:09 am hahahhahahahahahhahahaha
yeah well the immaculate conception is a load of crap religion was just people's way of explaining the unexplainable
people only care about man on man gays cos they dont like the idea of a willie in the naughty place, bible lovers dont give a shit about lesbians, they get off to it!!
Miraculous conception, you idiot. You're statement doesn't even make any sense. This is the question of Immaculate Conception, not 2 guys who want to experience anal intercourse together.
Fuck u god never said that and never will
Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral. (Hebrews 13:4)
hey. dude writing in all caps. whats your deal?
what a funny text! can't we all agree on that?
4:40 is a liar. The VAST majority of people in the US who have AIDS are men.
Try not to spew bullshit so much.
"Just over 75% of adults and adolescents living with AIDS are men."
That's from the Avert (an international AIDS charity) website, look it up. It won't let me post the link.
Asa backmawittha nicedickiloceuywhenicomscrossawjitboywitha nicesizeddick
im proud to be american, so therefore im prpud there r gy ppl in the us of a
Wow, you dipshit. Because GOD caused the holocaust. Right. Dumb. Ass. Fact: God is either in our lives actively or not, and since I can't see how he is involved Id say he's not. The holocaust was the fault of ignorance and people. Ignorance a lot like yours. Dipshit. Fucking ignorant dipshit.
god still doesn't exist
figured someone would point out a typo. 1x harvard and 1x cornell, i can provide the degrees for you if you care that much. let me know Anonymous, I can provide roll numbers if you need.
10:57, how do you try to make a point by calling people dumb shits and then immediately follow it with "you should learn to respect your fellow humans?"
9:02- So true, of course it's easier to blame whitey than it is to stop and look at who is footing the bill.
Gays are so unfair. They are all in to guy but take all the girls and their time
10:37, i'm not bashing but if ur gonna make a point can it at least be based on accurate facts? i don't take that much stock in the bible but even i know leviticus 18:22 and 1 cor. 6 take a very clear stance on homosexuality. and nowhere in the bible does it say it's wrong to molest children either, does that mean God's down for that too?
There's dick ERVRYWHERE!!!!
that's exactly what they decide.
Screw homosexuality!! Robosexuality all the way!!!
I want inflatable salmons!!!
The Big Guy definitely gave you the ok.
You must not have sexual intercourse with a male as one has sexual intercourse with a woman; it is a detestable act. Leviticus 18:22
It says in the bible that gays arnt allowed in heaven
Im glad to see people who are actually finally accepting homosexuality rather than bashing it. It makes me sick to see people being ignorant towards something thats not a big deal.
This isn't funny; it's disturbing
What the fuck happened here? Not even the abortion texts get this much hate. It's TFLN, why on earth is anyone quoting the Bible?
*sound accredited, I apologize for my typo.
Oh, it's a sign. A good one. Peace, love, and logic.
***Lynn Lavner: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
October 11, 2009 12:53PM***
you are my hero!
this is one of the saddest threads on this website; and just an example of how fucked up people are, i'm ashamed to stem off the human race, if this is all we got, then i truely wish the end is near! :-(
Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.
Bible also says beastiality is wrong. So while ur at it, might as well support the ones having sex with dogs too.
4:02 haha well put. This shits gross
3:54- "along with ME 2x Ivy League education.."
Yes. According to your word usage, you MUST be a Harvard graduate, or something equally prestigious.
thats only because us big dick brothas are strait
so how did this whole god hates anything that's not white or straight even start? I've never read the bible but I'm PRETTY SURE it never says any specific color or sexual orientation...
And here I thought that Kanye was the only one working on bringing back the word douchebag. Whoo...seems like there's a lot of you!
ummmm if you all think about it and believed it... this so called god created people so that includes gays as well... so why would you hate them if they are gods creations? stupid bible thumpers
All this fuss over some imaginary giant dude living in the clouds. After witnessing Darfur and Rwanda, I know there is no God.
FACT: Gays will burn in hell.
FACT: Most gays don't believe in hell
That's disgusting. Don't ever post something like this ever again
Hopefully you will never have your "rights". Our poor forefathers our rolling in their graves thanks to you sickos
vote left for rights. vote right for no rights. i want to know who is going through the trouble of digging up those poor corpses and rolling with them!
There's feces in those holes your putting your penises in. Feces. On your dicks.
4:02 I praise thee. I'll bow down to you anyday
Oh boy. When all else fails pull out the race card. Lol. I win
The Bible doesn't need to be proven, the fact that after 2000 years it's still not disproven makes it seem pretty real to me. Plus, its followers have faith in their God even though they've never seen Him. That should at least make a point for the Christian religion.
sex is driven by a biological motivation. that is, one that is natural, one that procreates among their species. by fucking another member of the same sex, you are not adhering to the rule of nature, thus it cannot be "natural". and last time i checked 4:01, they don't give out degrees to idiots. what's your educational background? is it a GED, or high school? can't be more based on your personal attacks at me.
@10:57 i hope u choke on a fucking horse cock
Kud- You are so out of it that you're actually amusing. Go back to your boring life and maybe you will discover something truly profound that doesn't involve stereotyping all white people. Newsflash: Just because homosexuals disgust someone doesn't mean that person is a white trash republicans. Do the world a favor and STFU.
What in the Bible has been disproven?
Thank you Mr. Pastor Man. Someone has it right.
4:40- That's because there are closet bisexual guys that have unprotected sex with men and then give it to the unsuspecting women who think that their guy is faithful.
I'm atheist and don't believe in the bible fairy tales but I still think gays are deviants an not natural. It is a mental disorder that needs treatment. Hopefully they will weed themselves out thru Darwinism since they can't reproduce. Keep believing all the liberal socialist bullshit your college professors feed you. The aaceptance of gays being " ok" is just another nail in the coffin of our proud country
"hopefully they will weed themselves out thru darwinism" ... then shouldn't we encourage gays to live their life to the fullest to avoid closeted gays to reproduce ? =D
Gays r going to burn in the infernos of hell!!!!!!!
Hey 832, republicans don't hate everyone non white, we are just sick of paying the fuckin bills to fund all these filthy lifestyles. Everyone blames the whitey's, but the whitey's take care of business!
Why is it everyone who hates gays has to be religious? Some people are repulsed by two men together for no reason other than it's disgusting. Homosexuality is sickening. You're there but we don't have to like or accept your filthy lifestyle. Why the hell would you want to be with a man that is more feminin than a woman? It's just wrong and disgusting.
I like my men to be men, and women to be women... but I still sleep with both.
And the visual image this text creates is absolutely DISGUSTING. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!!
But they had two sons.\nHumans still exist.\nSo the two sons reproduced... or did I miss an episode?