His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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Beef jerky and the Cap'n is all it takes? Note to self: OP is a cheap date.
That might not have been beef jerky. Might have been some guys beef taste.
what if he smelled like roses and wine?
what's your number baby
oh man that sounds like an awesome dinner..im gunna hit the 7-11 buy a couple bags of jerky and some rum and watch pirates of the caribbean