I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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LOL, I should have done that before I went to emerg for my broken ankle. Everyone I saw asked me if I'd been drinking anyway, and I pathetically, had to say no.
I admire your dedication but you sir are a dumbass