apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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i wonder between sucking dick or drinking diet pepsi, which one has the lower calories count? ......i guess it depends on spit/swallow....
Why do you deserve a reward for putting a dick in your mouth? It is expected of any woman after they are done cleaning and not voting.
I think cum has a better aftertaste than Diet Coke anyway.
That sounds like me and my GF...if I actually got a BJ first.
10:27 I am pretty sure you are a guy - and that you posted that as your homosexual alter ego.
Some guys are just really boring to blow. I mean, make it worth my time, fucker.
yeah. half of the people here need to be inhumanely euthanized.
sounds like my girlfriend
I'm pretty sure you're all assholes who wouldn't see a pussy outside of a porno
LOL 10:27!... Yeah, who needs a beverage when you have cum in your mouth?
What's the average age here? 12?
I think 10:51 is an ugly chick who is either a dike or never has had a dick in her mouth... you should try it sometime.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice 1:14. quite possibly the funniest thing i've heard today.
9:27 take off the "for putting up with them" and that would be the smartest thing a woman has ever said
one of the many signs that you are a whore
I agree wtih 11:41.
There's less calories in a Diet Cock, anyway,.
Haha I totally sympathize. Just be glad you weren't getting over the flu.... And in his garage.... In the middle of february. Not my finest hour.
Ill make it worth your time 1227. skull fucking is my expertise
"Is that a can of Pepsi you are bringing?"
"Suck my dick instead; you spilt the last 2 cans you brought in my car!"
yeah cause god forbid you spill a little but if it's cum don't worry about it...fucking guys thinking their cars rule and shit. That's prolly the only reason why you were blowing his dick in the first place.
Just be happy you got any dick at all.
shit. if you swallowed, and wanted a DIET Pepsi.... you killed it. You should have asked for a beer. All those points you scored for swallowing... down the drain. ...
maybe you shoule have made him that sandwich
LOL @ 9:41 Best. Reply. Ever.
I think 10:51 might think a blowjob actually involves blowing
the least he could do is provide a beverage to wash the sperm down.. def a whore.. probably fat. with herpes.
4:20 is in 9th grade
ps jizz has negative calories. like celery.
WOW. You all need to get back to your 8th grade pr-algebra homework and quit looking at porn.
You already got a diet cock...
I'm sure if you had asked he would have let you have a dick in the can for the road...
haha, 10:27 that's awesome. hope you're a hot chick
Chicks dig assholes, and normally love the cock
hey 10:51, i'm pretty sure you need a dick in your mouth...
Exactly, 10:21...two birds, one stone.
12:01 loves the cock
the dick in your mouth should be enough
and the fact she texted this to her friend shows how dumb the both of them are lol he probably bought her drinks the night before...he already got the blowjob...why would he waste more money on her?
Where is that dude that always whines about all girls that give dome being immoral and self-hating?
she should have just swallowed
Well, was it his last can of Diet Pepsi? Maybe next time, you should ask for the Diet Pepsi before you let him stick his dick in your mouth. How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Wow. The epitome of pathetic. Permission to drink a soda in his car? Spend less time sucking his sick and more time finding your self respect and you might actually get somewhere in life
I think I know this guy! he is a JERK. Key his car
it's cause she's fat and has a hard time getting off already..lol
"dam girl you took half and hour to get me off that time, no diet coke for you!"
Funny thing is I'll bet she goes back for more dick and takes her own diet pepsi with next time
10:51 loves the cock
not sure if you got the memo but men are assholes and women are stupid for putting up with them.
You only get the reward if the blowjob was the best he has ever had, so maybe next time try harder and make it the best he ever had and then you will get the reward of deit pepsi.
it's like training your dog do the trick right you get a treat.
haha honey, you either didn't do it right. or he's an ass. Either way. You're probably at least smart enough not to do it again. His loss.
God gotta love new York guys.. So classy
them bitches cant be spillin' shit in my ride
12:36 Bitch I'll fuck you til you're blind
now THAT my friends, is how u can tell you are a certified FUCK, and a FUCK only.
you cant even get a beverage to quench your thirst. hahaha. sucks for you.
one suck does not a pepsi make.
bitch, bitch, bitch - they are never happy.
Tell him you need a drink to give head. I've made a couple guys cater on me before hand. haha. Even if he'll treat you like shit after you'll get that diet pepsi.