In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Be my guest be my guest put your beej skills to the test.
epic..how did we not think of this?
We are slipping, old chap.
wowwww comment of the week nominee imo. laughed so hard
I guess all those subliminal messages in Disney movies work.
If you're taking her to see a Disney movie, she's too young for you bro
isn't this like taking your wife to musicals?
hahahaha south park reference
If you have to take her to the movie first, it's not unsolicited, right?
the "sloppy" bit sold me, i'm in
Naw...that just means she ain't gonna swallow, gonna let it.drool down the side of yer dork and get yer pubes all messy.
Why not in the theater? ;)
Bahahahahahahahahahahah classic. Great moments in Hookup History!
What will watching reruns with you of the late 80s tv show beauty and the beast featuring Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton get me?
Tie a napkin 'round your neck Cheri I'm gonna make a mess.
OP sounds like my trashy ex from 267 lol
This seems like an awesome chick until you realize just the boardwalk empire niece of a lonely true blood uncle. Bitch like-a the incest.
WHO WOULD DOWNVOTE THIS??
OP is a beast.
T_1 : feminists are my guess..