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  • God's a busy being. Cock blocking you, sending a guy on a killing spree in Norway, starving millions, etc. He/she will be with you shortly to get you laid. BTW, the 72 virgins are still available for a small task on your part.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 24, 11 at 10:33am
  • No, you're just a douche who never had a chance in the first place.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Jul 24, 11 at 9:21pm
  • Firsty!

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jul 24, 11 at 10:16am