if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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damn good bartender if they can get you that drunk without you tasting it
Awesome TFLN! I literally LOLed
This is what TFLN should be about! Unlike half of the shit they post on here.
the OP could be a very very small person too...
The Atlanta Public School System thanks you for your service.
I find it funny that everybody is bitching about it being fake when the OP never said it was just one cup of coffee... ii hate ignorant ppl
The person never said they were drunk, just that they were presenting to the mayor in 7 mins. Being able to tell if he/ or she had consumed alcohol, even only a bit, they could still get in trouble. Plus the person could be a light weight, who knows.
No more nerves
Vodka mixed with the right drink u can't taste it at all
Literally made my day, thanks for the huge laugh :)
ahahahaha. i'd love to be the culprit in charge of that
I'm gonna try that tomorrow to my stepmom!
How am i gonna explain this to the mayor!? Assy you're off the case!
Maybe the person is not drunk, just in a rush. If they are drunk, then it seems that such a lightweight would for sure notice their coffee was spiked. Or, maybe they're just really dumb, and it doesn't matter about the coffee because the presentation would be fail anyway.
How many coffees did you have??
Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I have to play with you.
Kwami just got out of jail.
Bullshit.To get that drunk you would have to either A) know it was spiked or B) have about 12 super weak coke and vodkas or the equivalent.
Maybe there was Kahlua in it.
To get that drunk off kahlua you'd have to either be pulling shot after shot or drink about a dozen cup after cup of coffee feigning igonorance. Kahlua is only 20% alcohol content by volume, almost as weak as wine. This is so fake it boggles the mind.
This is fuckign stupid.
BEST. TFLN. EVER.