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  • Submitted by grenadewizard on Aug 3, 11 at 3:31pm

    damn good bartender if they can get you that drunk without you tasting it

  • Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Aug 3, 11 at 3:41pm

    This is what TFLN should be about! Unlike half of the shit they post on here.

  • Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 3, 11 at 1:36pm

    Awesome TFLN! I literally LOLed

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    Submitted by bigballsack on Aug 3, 11 at 8:26pm

    the OP could be a very very small person too...

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    Submitted by w4i2ewid0w on Aug 4, 11 at 10:41am

    I find it funny that everybody is bitching about it being fake when the OP never said it was just one cup of coffee... ii hate ignorant ppl

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    Submitted by bigjohnny37 on Aug 4, 11 at 12:57am

    Vodka mixed with the right drink u can't taste it at all

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    Submitted by omnomnombabies on Aug 4, 11 at 2:39am

    The person never said they were drunk, just that they were presenting to the mayor in 7 mins. Being able to tell if he/ or she had consumed alcohol, even only a bit, they could still get in trouble. Plus the person could be a light weight, who knows.

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    Submitted by jillo821 on Aug 4, 11 at 7:11pm

    I'm gonna try that tomorrow to my stepmom!

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    Submitted by zenmaster32 on Aug 5, 11 at 11:33pm

    The Atlanta Public School System thanks you for your service.

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 6, 11 at 11:24am

    How many coffees did you have??

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    Submitted by pinkamature on Aug 3, 11 at 8:13pm

    No more nerves

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    Submitted by Pernski on Aug 4, 11 at 2:23am

    Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I have to play with you.

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      Submitted by Cekil1 on Aug 9, 11 at 5:22am

      Weskerrrrr!

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    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 4, 11 at 10:03am

    Maybe the person is not drunk, just in a rush. If they are drunk, then it seems that such a lightweight would for sure notice their coffee was spiked. Or, maybe they're just really dumb, and it doesn't matter about the coffee because the presentation would be fail anyway.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 3, 11 at 4:37pm

    Kwami just got out of jail.

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    Submitted by Alura on Aug 6, 11 at 6:24pm

    Literally made my day, thanks for the huge laugh :)

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    Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 1:46pm

    ahahahaha. i'd love to be the culprit in charge of that

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    Submitted by takinAshit on Aug 3, 11 at 1:12pm

    How am i gonna explain this to the mayor!? Assy you're off the case!

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    Submitted by nocliq on Aug 5, 11 at 8:20am

    Lightweight.

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    Submitted by deezknight on Sep 27, 11 at 3:19pm

    BEST. TFLN. EVER.

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Aug 3, 11 at 3:48pm

    Bullshit.To get that drunk you would have to either A) know it was spiked or B) have about 12 super weak coke and vodkas or the equivalent.

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      Submitted by hugnloves on Aug 3, 11 at 6:05pm

      Maybe there was Kahlua in it.

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        Submitted by SserPrun95 on Aug 3, 11 at 6:55pm

        To get that drunk off kahlua you'd have to either be pulling shot after shot or drink about a dozen cup after cup of coffee feigning igonorance. Kahlua is only 20% alcohol content by volume, almost as weak as wine. This is so fake it boggles the mind.

  • Submitted by fatherfigure on Aug 3, 11 at 10:39pm

    This is fuckign stupid.