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  • damn good bartender if they can get you that drunk without you tasting it

    Submitted by grenadewizard on Aug 3, 11 at 3:31pm
  • Awesome TFLN! I literally LOLed

    Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 3, 11 at 1:36pm
  • This is what TFLN should be about! Unlike half of the shit they post on here.

    Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Aug 3, 11 at 3:41pm
  • the OP could be a very very small person too...

    Submitted by bigballsack on Aug 3, 11 at 8:26pm
  • The Atlanta Public School System thanks you for your service.

    Submitted by zenmaster32 on Aug 5, 11 at 11:33pm
  • I find it funny that everybody is bitching about it being fake when the OP never said it was just one cup of coffee... ii hate ignorant ppl

    Submitted by w4i2ewid0w on Aug 4, 11 at 10:41am
  • The person never said they were drunk, just that they were presenting to the mayor in 7 mins. Being able to tell if he/ or she had consumed alcohol, even only a bit, they could still get in trouble. Plus the person could be a light weight, who knows.

    Submitted by omnomnombabies on Aug 4, 11 at 2:39am
  • ahahahaha. i'd love to be the culprit in charge of that

    Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 1:46pm
  • Literally made my day, thanks for the huge laugh :)

    Submitted by Alura on Aug 6, 11 at 6:24pm
  • No more nerves

    Submitted by pinkamature on Aug 3, 11 at 8:13pm
  • Vodka mixed with the right drink u can't taste it at all

    Submitted by bigjohnny37 on Aug 4, 11 at 12:57am
  • I'm gonna try that tomorrow to my stepmom!

    Submitted by jillo821 on Aug 4, 11 at 7:11pm
  • Maybe the person is not drunk, just in a rush. If they are drunk, then it seems that such a lightweight would for sure notice their coffee was spiked. Or, maybe they're just really dumb, and it doesn't matter about the coffee because the presentation would be fail anyway.

    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 4, 11 at 10:03am
  • How am i gonna explain this to the mayor!? Assy you're off the case!

    Submitted by takinAshit on Aug 3, 11 at 1:12pm
  • Kwami just got out of jail.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 3, 11 at 4:37pm
  • Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I have to play with you.

    Submitted by Pernski on Aug 4, 11 at 2:23am
  • How many coffees did you have??

    Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 6, 11 at 11:24am
  • Bullshit.To get that drunk you would have to either A) know it was spiked or B) have about 12 super weak coke and vodkas or the equivalent.

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Aug 3, 11 at 3:48pm
    • Maybe there was Kahlua in it.

      Submitted by hugnloves on Aug 3, 11 at 6:05pm
      • To get that drunk off kahlua you'd have to either be pulling shot after shot or drink about a dozen cup after cup of coffee feigning igonorance. Kahlua is only 20% alcohol content by volume, almost as weak as wine. This is so fake it boggles the mind.

        Submitted by SserPrun95 on Aug 3, 11 at 6:55pm
  • Lightweight.

    Submitted by nocliq on Aug 5, 11 at 8:20am

    Submitted by deezknight on Sep 27, 11 at 3:19pm
  • This is fuckign stupid.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Aug 3, 11 at 10:39pm