I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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The first rule of fucking is: you do not talk about fucking . The second rule of fucking is: you DO NOT talk about fucking. Third rule of fucking: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fuck is over. Fourth rule: only two people to a fuck. Fifth rule: one fuck at a time, people. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fucks will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night meeting this chick from the 450, you have to fuck.
You, sir, are my hero. I bow before your greatness. lol
Holy crap crow... That works out shockingly well. Hahahahaha best comment of the day so far
If you have to ask you don't have a rule
noooo not from my area code. :(
Crow, this is the second time I've seen an epic post from you.
there are no rules. ive been having sex for almost two years now, and just went on my first date like two weeks ago. haha
One, crows post is the all time greatest. 2. There should be a spam button for these fucking that's what she said douche bags
11.41: crows post is all original. He meditates in a cave and thinks up epic posts. He's never even SEEN a movie before. Maybe he'll see one about his greatness I'm not sure
Oh, but there HAS already been a movie made detailing my greatness. I'm sure you've heard of a little movie called 'From Justin to Kelly'?
Crow stole that from the movie fight club