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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:50am

    he must have paused and ate a twix bar

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      Submitted by Sly145 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:13am

      You are my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:13pm

    Haha, nice save dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:17am

    "he must have paused and ate a twix bar" WIN! best. possible. answer. ever. you know this girl got it, and she got it good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:36pm

    funniest save ever. if i got that text, i would be riding him within a second

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    Submitted by Car_Crash_Hearts on Apr 18, 10 at 4:12pm

    Twix bar... Ahahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:46pm

    def a good save. he may have sobered up and figured out wat was goin on.. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:39am

    I wish I could get thus reply from my not so creative boy friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:50pm

    If these were different area codes, I'd swear to god it was a conversation between my ex and I. That is one of the reasons we did not work out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:27am

    Lol. Why don't I get texts like this? LMAO!

  • Submitted by Raider25 on Feb 7, 10 at 8:00pm

    you know. everyone outside mass thinks this is unclassy, and we're wierd for saying shit like this. but all my friends, say shit like this all the time. Proud to be a masshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:30am

    MA gets it in!!! Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:39pm

    "he must have paused and ate a twix bar" LOVE IT.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:16am

    that is the best response ever... i would pay to have this convo... its so beautiful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:57am

    lol Brilliant!!! and sexxy... ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:26pm

    Wow... childish and lame CLASSIC :D!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:20am

    my bf just said that exact line 2 days ago.. he must have read that ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:13pm

    best. possible. answer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:52pm

    bahahahaha! twix bar. that's amazing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:13pm

    I wish I got texts like that...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:35pm

    massachuseeettsss ddduuddee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:33am

    Score 1 for Massachusetts with that one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:49pm

    Holy Shit I Would Melt

  • Submitted by Theotis1987 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:44am

    Lmfao!!! "He must of ate a twix bar"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:20am

    NIce! GF fails again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:16am

    Good save

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:53am

    i'm no dr. phil, but this relationship (note: relationship, in this instance, is used loosely) is either in the gutter or slowly trickling down into it. on the bright side, this hoe got put in her place. keep your pimp hand strong and your tummy full.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:57pm

    Way to keep it classy Massachusetts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:40pm

    Nice save!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:16pm

    i wish a chick would say that to me.. some girl should say that to me so i can look like a god to all my friends lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:10pm

    holla massachusetts!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:46pm

    best fucking reply ever. get ur ass over there woman!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:15am

    why did you give out your #? thats slutty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:05pm

    nice response, no matter what anyone says

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:20pm

    i wish my boyfriend thought of shit like this.

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    Submitted by johnryan on Sep 29, 10 at 8:58pm

    Yummmm.

  • Submitted by itsnotmycardigan on Aug 2, 10 at 8:39pm

    Way to go MA!! make me proud!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:10pm

    CALL ME 513-503-4494 ;) - KAYLA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:53pm

    I'll pass on the number sry.

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    Submitted by Jaredlh19 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:33pm

    Mass sucks and everyone in it y'all a bunch of fuckin assholes you know why cause u don't got the guts to be what you wanna be

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    Submitted by Zedicious on Jun 25, 10 at 4:49pm

    WHAT A SAVE !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:07am

    lmao, I love this. ahahaha

  • Submitted by michener on Mar 31, 11 at 3:08am

    Everyone Thonks it a guy right away. What if it's a conversation between to girls?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:53pm

    12:53, you certainly aren't.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:48am

    hilarious. favorite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:09am

    haha, nice save dude!

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    Submitted by vrctybaby17 on Sep 4, 10 at 10:33pm

    Hell yeahh baby go massachusetts;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:30pm

    hahah fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:03am

    5:50am ... Lmao ... excellent!

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    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 10, 10 at 5:17pm

    Lol the twix comment was fucking hilarious xD this In itself is still really funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:01am

    Is that romantic? I think so.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:55am

    i fully wish i got txts like dat hahahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:29pm

    Did you really just give out your number? Wowww.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:22pm

    Anonymous said... CALL ME 513-503-4494 ;) - KAYLA May 21, 2009 7:10PM if thats your real number than expect to get many calls from random creeps.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:29pm

    lol, 7:10 has just embarrassed the shit out of my area code.

  • Submitted by sactastic on Apr 24, 10 at 6:13pm

    Eating the box should be a fucking national past time I would stick my whole head in it if I could

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:56pm

    damn...he;s good :) i would kill for a guy like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:55am

    skate save by Thomas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:20pm

    "he must have paused and ate a twix bar" HAHAHA

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    Submitted by drew11 on Jun 1, 11 at 4:05pm

    Best response you could ever thing of.

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    Submitted by propaganda64 on Jul 3, 13 at 4:21pm

    Awkward...

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    Submitted by iloveorangegirl on Dec 8, 11 at 2:54am

    good save!

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    Submitted by rachel1216 on Aug 5, 11 at 4:22am

    Amazing <3

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 10:52pm

    👅Hahs

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    Submitted by NotYerMom1121 on May 22, 12 at 3:34pm

    I wanna date that guy, lol