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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 8, 12 at 9:16pm

    This is why microwave ovens were invented.

  • Submitted by T_boned on Feb 9, 12 at 6:48am

    Did it also say you're a complete dickhead??

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    Submitted by dudewalker on Feb 9, 12 at 10:14am

    What did your fortune cookie tell you..?

  • Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Feb 8, 12 at 5:30pm

    You're too hungover to turn a dial, but you can still send perfectly literate texts, god I hate these types of texts, "Dude, I'm so fucking drunk right now, it's positively ridiculous, I'm cant even see straight, so intoxicated" STFU

    • Submitted by MJCity on Feb 9, 12 at 1:10am

      dude. nobody likes the people that complain on here all the fucking time. stfu.

      • Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 9, 12 at 10:06am

        what if someone named their kid Stfu?

  • Submitted by pnr on Feb 8, 12 at 6:19pm

    This seems like it is past tense bro

  • Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 8, 12 at 8:19pm

    well in a galaxy far far away..

  • Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 8, 12 at 8:43pm

    Because it is a horoscope dumbass!

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