how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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This is why microwave ovens were invented.
What did your fortune cookie tell you..?
Did it also say you're a complete dickhead??
You're too hungover to turn a dial, but you can still send perfectly literate texts, god I hate these types of texts, "Dude, I'm so fucking drunk right now, it's positively ridiculous, I'm cant even see straight, so intoxicated" STFU
dude. nobody likes the people that complain on here all the fucking time. stfu.
what if someone named their kid Stfu?
This seems like it is past tense bro
well in a galaxy far far away..
Because it is a horoscope dumbass!
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