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  • 389 191
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am
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    Okay, I've dated a bi guy before, and I was his first girl to fuck, big deal. So leave the poor dude alone.

  • 361 201
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:41am
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    Aw, everyone's gotta lose their virginity sometime. No need to be harsh.

    • 94 115
      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:01am
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      BadMitch lost his virginity at age 3, www.badmitch.com

  • 354 194
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:11pm
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    oh no, bisexuals. how shocking and abhorrent.

  • 296 207
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:01am
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    I'm a girl and have a hard time getting them off sometimes. Always a different clasp, hook, tie, etc...never in the same spot! Some are in front, some in back, some go over the head! Can usually get mine off no problem, it's hers I have a hard time with!

  • 274 185
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36am
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    Are you all stupid? He's bisexual. No big deal. It's actually hot.

  • 287 212
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:16pm
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    Ugh. Why would you even try the women? : P

  • 248 195
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:48pm
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    did he put it in the right hole?

  • 237 176
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48pm
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    gotta love bi boys (i do)

  • 237 181
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Every guy I've been with has trouble with it. It's not really a big deal.

  • 218 166
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:05pm
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    Maybe he is really into bestiality and decided to try with a person instead.

  • 215 161
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:22pm
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    First time with a girl should be less about learning about womens apperral (let the girl take the bra off herself,,,its sexier) and more about womens vaginal areas (i.e. clitoris)

  • 220 183
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:13pm
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH dude, I dated a bi guy, and I'm a chic so my friends were like, HE COULD CHEAT ON YOU WITH THE SAME GUY YOURE CHEATING ON HIM WITH! Well that didnt happen, thank god. good thing I'm abstinent ;D

  • 241 227
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:11pm
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    you made him straight

  • 201 166
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57pm
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    hey i think that happened to me too! but i didn't ask haha.

  • 194 158
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:42am
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    in soviet Russia, bra undo YOU

  • 180 131
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Lol, that's almost cute

  • 206 184
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:11pm
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    that could be a FML as well.

  • 195 164
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:07am
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    325.. hell, i'm from san angelo too.

  • 205 186
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:08pm
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    Did you run after that? lol

  • 210 197
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:51pm
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    7:18, Just go do whatever possible to insure you never procreate. It shouldn't be hard cause your obviously not getting laid if your immediate response to a decidedly non-slutty text is to call her a whore. Grow up.

  • 205 188
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:21pm
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    AHAHAHAHA! this made me laugh out loud. priceless. i'd like to know what happened next..

  • 196 175
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42pm
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    by far one of the top ten greatest TFLN

  • 179 141
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:29pm
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    This actually made me sad. I laughed and said it sounded like my boyfriend. FML, I need a new 'type'.

  • 208 201
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:32am
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    maybe he's had blow up dolls? duh. and wow, yeah, everyone has to lose their virginity at some point. I'm a virgin. so does that mean whoever I give my v-card to is a manwhore? because he's fucking a virgin? why do you automatically have to assume she's some kind of WHORE. stupid people.

  • 192 173
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:20pm
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    ITT bisexuality is largely ignored despite being the most reasonable explanation.

  • 201 193
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:51pm
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    What's his number? ;)

  • 178 148
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02am
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    Lil 12 year old I don't think you should be doing that! I didn't even get my first kiss till the begining of eighth grade!

  • 193 178
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:39pm
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    Wow even i can. Do tht......im 12

  • 194 180
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:42pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA....priceless

  • 193 181
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:36pm
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    maybe it was his first time with a non-relative. who knows?

  • 202 199
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:23pm
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    maybe he and his friends used to test on each other to prepare for the future? idk

  • 187 170
    Submitted by jeffswhore on Feb 8, 10 at 11:36am
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    OoOoh a bi guy.... thats hot :) very sexy - hope you showed him who the superior fucks are.

  • 182 161
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:48am
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    Ohhh abilene

  • 204 205
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:50pm
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    ahhh the good old 325 :)

  • 192 182
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:36am
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    u shouldve asked what gender did he perfer to take bas off of

  • 198 195
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:27pm
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    He could' ve been a scientist who splices genes and he HAS had sex with something with a vaj, but it couldn't be labeled as a girl.

  • 189 178
    Submitted by sluhkid03 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:41am
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    LOL did that to my first GF

  • 179 158
    Submitted by BellaBaker on Mar 2, 10 at 5:55pm
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    I highly agree 536 \nTurns me onnnnnn\n~Belle~

  • 171 143
    Submitted by anonymoosee on Jun 27, 10 at 12:11am
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    gotta do ladies first

  • 192 187
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:17am
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    LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO 3:57

  • 182 169
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:50am
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    so i guess he never dressed up as a girl

  • 180 167
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:34pm
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    never had that happen! lol

  • 180 168
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Hahahahhahahaha. That's great

  • 192 192
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22am
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    Wow, bad night. lolz Unless the clasps of my bra are in the front my hubby of just over two years STILL can't unclasp my bra. XD

  • 180 172
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:07pm
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    hahaha that's amazing!

  • 182 177
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm
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    i dont see why its so hard to undo bras girls can do and undo them with one hand all the time but guys always have sucha hard time well some do

  • 192 198
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:12pm
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    cudda practiced on a mannequin

  • 164 143
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:52am
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    Not being bi makes this whole situation avoided not gonna lie

  • 180 175
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:54am
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    oh my god!! this is the best fuckin one!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fuckin awesome! I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!

  • 188 195
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:35pm
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    talk about embarassingg

  • 190 201
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:10pm
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    please this has happened to me...and when I laughed he said he could call five guys right now that would love to give him a blow job. that's when I got dressed and left

  • 167 158
    Submitted by scibs9 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:24am
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    I woulda ripped it off

  • 180 184
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:57am
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    3:05...I don't know many animals that wear bras, do you?

  • 165 155
    Submitted by gaborj on Apr 10, 10 at 2:18pm
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    Lil 12 year old's got game!

  • 186 197
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:59pm
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    hahahaha LOL!!! That is funny as Hell!!!

  • 194 213
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:20pm
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    this post is made of awesome sauce

  • 179 183
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:03pm
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    8:51 is butthurt, i'm having many lulz at your expense

  • 155 136
    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Oct 29, 10 at 1:10am
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    Being bi is hot

  • 172 172
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 12:00am
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    Rainbow Pride!

  • 179 187
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:14pm
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    LMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

  • 171 172
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:23am
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    I think he got nervous.

  • 178 186
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:04pm
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    haha that sucks. but i won't say i've never made that mistake

  • 173 178
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:46pm
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    11:36 probably not....

  • 165 164
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:48am
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    Good old Abilene. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared...

  • 175 187
    Submitted by uogfjdmnvc on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm
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    Silly fagot dics are for chics

  • 162 161
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:12am
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    m-m-m-mood breaker!

  • 169 175
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:00pm
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    It's not that hard it's a little latch. Really that would just ruin the mood.

  • 176 189
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:08am
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    dude i totally live in this area code lol thats funny

  • 171 183
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:52am
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    My boyfriend was the same way he didnt know how to he kept messing with it then he just gave up on it.

  • 160 163
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:58am
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    i was stationed in san angelo. great great great town..... (sarcasm)

  • 146 137
    Submitted by DreamAvenue on Dec 20, 10 at 10:09pm
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    Thats hotttt

  • 192 229
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:43am
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    3:37 +1 8:30 Even if i couldnt get pussy i woudnt resort to dudes

  • 172 190
    Submitted by pfctmitsubishi on Mar 13, 10 at 1:24pm
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    no no no no

  • 164 175
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:10am
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    RYAN???

  • 170 189
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:31am
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    I don't get it????

  • 179 207
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:18pm
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    what do you know a whore from San Angelo, TX big shocker

  • 171 193
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:01am
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    haha he shoulda just played it off as being uncoordinated. when im drunk i have unbelievable amounts of problems takin off bra's

  • 114 81
    Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:11am
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    Well gosh at least it could of been Adam Lambert without all that eyeliner wow that would be great

  • 183 225
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:40pm
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    SHIT that's funny. Hahaha.

  • 186 232
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:30am
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    Someone needs to tell me why there are so many boys fucking boys lately.....disgusting, do boys still do circle jerks too?? Pathetic....can't get pussy I guess...

  • 134 131
    Submitted by lostlover on Aug 30, 10 at 10:26pm
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    Ooooooh wow u must have felt great

  • 105 78
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:32pm
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    That's actually hot, but the way the guy worded it..

  • 137 142
    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:43pm
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    I swear those bras are held together with some magical 'i can't wait to trash talk you to my friends later' adhesive

  • 129 135
    Submitted by 22baller on Jan 17, 11 at 10:30am
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    time for a new guy

  • 133 144
    Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:16am
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    Leave him

  • 130 140
    Submitted by kdoo11 on Feb 5, 11 at 2:49am
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    Practice makes perfect. If you made the boy straight, he will be a pro in no time!

  • 105 96
    Submitted by dreamingashes on Jun 22, 11 at 7:59pm
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    This reminds me of my first time being with another guy. He asks me the same thing except of course my answer was slightly different.

  • 146 180
    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:19am
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    I wish I wasn't straight. It would make things so much easier than dealing with women.

  • 127 152
    Submitted by sucksonsomecock on Oct 21, 10 at 3:50pm
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    Run the fuck away. Now

  • 85 88
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:38am
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    Oooh. Bi would be fine. He meant his dogs.

  • 78 78
    Submitted by liobi on May 29, 12 at 2:42am
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    fucking SWEET. Dudes, how is this a bad night?

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Key_umm on Jun 25, 12 at 1:12am
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    Ohhhh damn!!!

  • 85 111
    Submitted by owfgxtyler on Jan 25, 12 at 1:00am
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    Ok what the fuck

  • 74 101
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 10, 12 at 9:30am
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    Haha what a kick arse response.

  • 33 43
    Submitted by britt_nicole on Mar 26, 13 at 12:44am
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    what makes this hilarious is the fact that it's an area code from Abilene, Texas aka the belt of the Bible belt