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  • 364 162
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am
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    Okay, I've dated a bi guy before, and I was his first girl to fuck, big deal. So leave the poor dude alone.

  • 328 169
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:11pm
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    oh no, bisexuals. how shocking and abhorrent.

  • 331 177
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:41am
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    Aw, everyone's gotta lose their virginity sometime. No need to be harsh.

    • 68 83
      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:01am
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      BadMitch lost his virginity at age 3, www.badmitch.com

  • 274 179
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:01am
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    I'm a girl and have a hard time getting them off sometimes. Always a different clasp, hook, tie, etc...never in the same spot! Some are in front, some in back, some go over the head! Can usually get mine off no problem, it's hers I have a hard time with!

  • 251 161
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36am
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    Are you all stupid? He's bisexual. No big deal. It's actually hot.

  • 259 186
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:16pm
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    Ugh. Why would you even try the women? : P

  • 226 173
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:48pm
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    did he put it in the right hole?

  • 214 155
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Every guy I've been with has trouble with it. It's not really a big deal.

  • 213 159
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48pm
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    gotta love bi boys (i do)

  • 196 148
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:22pm
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    First time with a girl should be less about learning about womens apperral (let the girl take the bra off herself,,,its sexier) and more about womens vaginal areas (i.e. clitoris)

  • 193 156
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:13pm
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH dude, I dated a bi guy, and I'm a chic so my friends were like, HE COULD CHEAT ON YOU WITH THE SAME GUY YOURE CHEATING ON HIM WITH! Well that didnt happen, thank god. good thing I'm abstinent ;D

  • 213 197
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:11pm
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    you made him straight

  • 183 138
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57pm
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    hey i think that happened to me too! but i didn't ask haha.

  • 184 147
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:11pm
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    that could be a FML as well.

  • 183 149
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:08pm
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    Did you run after that? lol

  • 172 135
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:42am
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    in soviet Russia, bra undo YOU

  • 187 167
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:32am
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    maybe he's had blow up dolls? duh. and wow, yeah, everyone has to lose their virginity at some point. I'm a virgin. so does that mean whoever I give my v-card to is a manwhore? because he's fucking a virgin? why do you automatically have to assume she's some kind of WHORE. stupid people.

  • 183 160
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:21pm
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    AHAHAHAHA! this made me laugh out loud. priceless. i'd like to know what happened next..

  • 182 162
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:50pm
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    ahhh the good old 325 :)

  • 174 149
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:05pm
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    Maybe he is really into bestiality and decided to try with a person instead.

  • 182 165
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:23pm
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    maybe he and his friends used to test on each other to prepare for the future? idk

  • 152 107
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Lol, that's almost cute

  • 181 165
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:51pm
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    What's his number? ;)

  • 170 147
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:36am
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    u shouldve asked what gender did he perfer to take bas off of

  • 169 148
    Submitted by sluhkid03 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:41am
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    LOL did that to my first GF

  • 170 150
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42pm
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    by far one of the top ten greatest TFLN

  • 161 132
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:07pm
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    hahaha that's amazing!

  • 161 133
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:48am
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    Ohhh abilene

  • 174 159
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:17am
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    LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO 3:57

  • 169 150
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:07am
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    325.. hell, i'm from san angelo too.

  • 151 115
    Submitted by anonymoosee on Jun 27, 10 at 12:11am
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    gotta do ladies first

  • 166 145
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:34pm
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    never had that happen! lol

  • 159 132
    Submitted by BellaBaker on Mar 2, 10 at 5:55pm
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    I highly agree 536 \nTurns me onnnnnn\n~Belle~

  • 163 140
    Submitted by jeffswhore on Feb 8, 10 at 11:36am
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    OoOoh a bi guy.... thats hot :) very sexy - hope you showed him who the superior fucks are.

  • 152 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:29pm
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    This actually made me sad. I laughed and said it sounded like my boyfriend. FML, I need a new 'type'.

  • 165 147
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:20pm
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    ITT bisexuality is largely ignored despite being the most reasonable explanation.

  • 151 120
    Submitted by scibs9 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:24am
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    I woulda ripped it off

  • 168 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:39pm
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    Wow even i can. Do tht......im 12

  • 170 159
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:59pm
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    hahahaha LOL!!! That is funny as Hell!!!

  • 174 167
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:51pm
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    7:18, Just go do whatever possible to insure you never procreate. It shouldn't be hard cause your obviously not getting laid if your immediate response to a decidedly non-slutty text is to call her a whore. Grow up.

  • 175 171
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22am
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    Wow, bad night. lolz Unless the clasps of my bra are in the front my hubby of just over two years STILL can't unclasp my bra. XD

  • 159 140
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:04pm
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    haha that sucks. but i won't say i've never made that mistake

  • 172 166
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:12pm
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    cudda practiced on a mannequin

  • 167 161
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:42pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA....priceless

  • 174 175
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:20pm
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    this post is made of awesome sauce

  • 169 165
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:27pm
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    He could' ve been a scientist who splices genes and he HAS had sex with something with a vaj, but it couldn't be labeled as a girl.

  • 165 158
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:36pm
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    maybe it was his first time with a non-relative. who knows?

  • 145 120
    Submitted by gaborj on Apr 10, 10 at 2:18pm
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    Lil 12 year old's got game!

  • 162 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm
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    i dont see why its so hard to undo bras girls can do and undo them with one hand all the time but guys always have sucha hard time well some do

  • 158 151
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:50am
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    so i guess he never dressed up as a girl

  • 167 170
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:35pm
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    talk about embarassingg

  • 157 150
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:57am
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    3:05...I don't know many animals that wear bras, do you?

  • 140 117
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:52am
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    Not being bi makes this whole situation avoided not gonna lie

  • 168 173
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:10pm
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    please this has happened to me...and when I laughed he said he could call five guys right now that would love to give him a blow job. that's when I got dressed and left

  • 154 146
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:54am
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    oh my god!! this is the best fuckin one!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fuckin awesome! I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!

  • 135 110
    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Oct 29, 10 at 1:10am
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    Being bi is hot

  • 151 145
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 12:00am
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    Rainbow Pride!

  • 143 132
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02am
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    Lil 12 year old I don't think you should be doing that! I didn't even get my first kiss till the begining of eighth grade!

  • 155 156
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:03pm
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    8:51 is butthurt, i'm having many lulz at your expense

  • 129 106
    Submitted by DreamAvenue on Dec 20, 10 at 10:09pm
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    Thats hotttt

  • 161 171
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:18pm
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    what do you know a whore from San Angelo, TX big shocker

  • 150 151
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:52am
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    My boyfriend was the same way he didnt know how to he kept messing with it then he just gave up on it.

  • 148 147
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:48am
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    Good old Abilene. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared...

  • 155 162
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:14pm
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    LMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

  • 149 151
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:46pm
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    11:36 probably not....

  • 149 152
    Submitted by uogfjdmnvc on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm
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    Silly fagot dics are for chics

  • 141 136
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:12am
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    m-m-m-mood breaker!

  • 151 156
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:31am
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    I don't get it????

  • 147 151
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Hahahahhahahaha. That's great

  • 149 155
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:23am
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    I think he got nervous.

  • 146 150
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:00pm
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    It's not that hard it's a little latch. Really that would just ruin the mood.

  • 163 184
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:40pm
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    SHIT that's funny. Hahaha.

  • 153 164
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:01am
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    haha he shoulda just played it off as being uncoordinated. when im drunk i have unbelievable amounts of problems takin off bra's

  • 168 197
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:43am
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    3:37 +1 8:30 Even if i couldnt get pussy i woudnt resort to dudes

  • 142 145
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:58am
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    i was stationed in san angelo. great great great town..... (sarcasm)

  • 146 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:10am
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    RYAN???

  • 145 159
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:08am
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    dude i totally live in this area code lol thats funny

  • 146 163
    Submitted by pfctmitsubishi on Mar 13, 10 at 1:24pm
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    no no no no

  • 117 111
    Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:16am
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    Leave him

  • 89 61
    Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:11am
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    Well gosh at least it could of been Adam Lambert without all that eyeliner wow that would be great

  • 117 117
    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:43pm
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    I swear those bras are held together with some magical 'i can't wait to trash talk you to my friends later' adhesive

  • 115 114
    Submitted by 22baller on Jan 17, 11 at 10:30am
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    time for a new guy

  • 108 109
    Submitted by lostlover on Aug 30, 10 at 10:26pm
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    Ooooooh wow u must have felt great

  • 157 208
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:30am
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    Someone needs to tell me why there are so many boys fucking boys lately.....disgusting, do boys still do circle jerks too?? Pathetic....can't get pussy I guess...

  • 126 147
    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:19am
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    I wish I wasn't straight. It would make things so much easier than dealing with women.

  • 83 64
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:32pm
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    That's actually hot, but the way the guy worded it..

  • 81 65
    Submitted by dreamingashes on Jun 22, 11 at 7:59pm
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    This reminds me of my first time being with another guy. He asks me the same thing except of course my answer was slightly different.

  • 108 127
    Submitted by sucksonsomecock on Oct 21, 10 at 3:50pm
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    Run the fuck away. Now

  • 104 121
    Submitted by kdoo11 on Feb 5, 11 at 2:49am
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    Practice makes perfect. If you made the boy straight, he will be a pro in no time!

  • 62 65
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:38am
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    Oooh. Bi would be fine. He meant his dogs.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by owfgxtyler on Jan 25, 12 at 1:00am
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    Ok what the fuck

  • 54 54
    Submitted by liobi on May 29, 12 at 2:42am
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    fucking SWEET. Dudes, how is this a bad night?

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Key_umm on Jun 25, 12 at 1:12am
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    Ohhhh damn!!!

  • 51 76
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 10, 12 at 9:30am
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    Haha what a kick arse response.

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    Submitted by britt_nicole on Mar 26, 13 at 12:44am
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    what makes this hilarious is the fact that it's an area code from Abilene, Texas aka the belt of the Bible belt