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  • Okay, I've dated a bi guy before, and I was his first girl to fuck, big deal. So leave the poor dude alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am
  • Aw, everyone's gotta lose their virginity sometime. No need to be harsh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:41am
  • oh no, bisexuals. how shocking and abhorrent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Ugh. Why would you even try the women? : P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:16pm
  • I'm a girl and have a hard time getting them off sometimes. Always a different clasp, hook, tie, etc...never in the same spot! Some are in front, some in back, some go over the head! Can usually get mine off no problem, it's hers I have a hard time with!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:01am
  • did he put it in the right hole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:48pm
  • AHAHAHAHA! this made me laugh out loud. priceless. i'd like to know what happened next..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Every guy I've been with has trouble with it. It's not really a big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:38pm
  • you made him straight

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Are you all stupid? He's bisexual. No big deal. It's actually hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36am
  • hey i think that happened to me too! but i didn't ask haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Maybe he is really into bestiality and decided to try with a person instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:05pm
  • haha that sucks. but i won't say i've never made that mistake

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:04pm
  • gotta love bi boys (i do)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48pm
  • First time with a girl should be less about learning about womens apperral (let the girl take the bra off herself,,,its sexier) and more about womens vaginal areas (i.e. clitoris)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:22pm
  • that could be a FML as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:11pm
  • maybe he's had blow up dolls? duh. and wow, yeah, everyone has to lose their virginity at some point. I'm a virgin. so does that mean whoever I give my v-card to is a manwhore? because he's fucking a virgin? why do you automatically have to assume she's some kind of WHORE. stupid people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:32am
  • hahaha that's amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:07pm
  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH dude, I dated a bi guy, and I'm a chic so my friends were like, HE COULD CHEAT ON YOU WITH THE SAME GUY YOURE CHEATING ON HIM WITH! Well that didnt happen, thank god. good thing I'm abstinent ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:13pm
  • maybe he and his friends used to test on each other to prepare for the future? idk

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:23pm
  • OoOoh a bi guy.... thats hot :) very sexy - hope you showed him who the superior fucks are.

    Submitted by jeffswhore on Feb 8, 10 at 11:36am
  • no no no no

    Submitted by pfctmitsubishi on Mar 13, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Being bi is hot

    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Oct 29, 10 at 1:10am
  • 325.. hell, i'm from san angelo too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:07am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA....priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Did you run after that? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:08pm
  • maybe it was his first time with a non-relative. who knows?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Wow even i can. Do tht......im 12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Lol, that's almost cute

    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Oooh. Bi would be fine. He meant his dogs.

    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:38am
  • 3:37 +1 8:30 Even if i couldnt get pussy i woudnt resort to dudes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:43am
  • 11:36 probably not....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:46pm
  • so i guess he never dressed up as a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:50am
  • by far one of the top ten greatest TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 7:18, Just go do whatever possible to insure you never procreate. It shouldn't be hard cause your obviously not getting laid if your immediate response to a decidedly non-slutty text is to call her a whore. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:51pm
  • in soviet Russia, bra undo YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:42am
  • 8:51 is butthurt, i'm having many lulz at your expense

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:03pm
  • I highly agree 536 \nTurns me onnnnnn\n~Belle~

    Submitted by BellaBaker on Mar 2, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Wow, bad night. lolz Unless the clasps of my bra are in the front my hubby of just over two years STILL can't unclasp my bra. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22am
  • I woulda ripped it off

    Submitted by scibs9 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:24am
  • m-m-m-mood breaker!

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:12am
  • i dont see why its so hard to undo bras girls can do and undo them with one hand all the time but guys always have sucha hard time well some do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm
  • gotta do ladies first

    Submitted by anonymoosee on Jun 27, 10 at 12:11am
  • This actually made me sad. I laughed and said it sounded like my boyfriend. FML, I need a new 'type'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:29pm
  • I think he got nervous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:23am
  • i was stationed in san angelo. great great great town..... (sarcasm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:58am
  • Ooooooh wow u must have felt great

    Submitted by lostlover on Aug 30, 10 at 10:26pm
  • It's not that hard it's a little latch. Really that would just ruin the mood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:00pm
  • u shouldve asked what gender did he perfer to take bas off of

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:36am
  • RYAN???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:10am
  • Not being bi makes this whole situation avoided not gonna lie

    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:52am
  • talk about embarassingg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Hahahahhahahaha. That's great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Good old Abilene. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:48am
  • never had that happen! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:34pm
  • cudda practiced on a mannequin

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Someone needs to tell me why there are so many boys fucking boys lately.....disgusting, do boys still do circle jerks too?? Pathetic....can't get pussy I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:30am
  • Lil 12 year old I don't think you should be doing that! I didn't even get my first kiss till the begining of eighth grade!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02am
  • I don't get it????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:31am
  • 3:05...I don't know many animals that wear bras, do you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:57am
  • haha he shoulda just played it off as being uncoordinated. when im drunk i have unbelievable amounts of problems takin off bra's

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:01am
  • ahhh the good old 325 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:50pm
  • That's actually hot, but the way the guy worded it..

    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:32pm
  • please this has happened to me...and when I laughed he said he could call five guys right now that would love to give him a blow job. that's when I got dressed and left

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Leave him

    Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:16am
  • what do you know a whore from San Angelo, TX big shocker

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:18pm
  • My boyfriend was the same way he didnt know how to he kept messing with it then he just gave up on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:52am
  • Run the fuck away. Now

    Submitted by sucksonsomecock on Oct 21, 10 at 3:50pm
  • this post is made of awesome sauce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:20pm
  • What's his number? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Silly fagot dics are for chics

    Submitted by uogfjdmnvc on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm
  • He could' ve been a scientist who splices genes and he HAS had sex with something with a vaj, but it couldn't be labeled as a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:27pm
  • LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO 3:57

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:17am
  • Practice makes perfect. If you made the boy straight, he will be a pro in no time!

    Submitted by kdoo11 on Feb 5, 11 at 2:49am
  • LOL did that to my first GF

    Submitted by sluhkid03 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:41am
  • dude i totally live in this area code lol thats funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:08am
  • I swear those bras are held together with some magical 'i can't wait to trash talk you to my friends later' adhesive

    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:43pm
  • Ohhh abilene

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:48am
  • ITT bisexuality is largely ignored despite being the most reasonable explanation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Thats hotttt

    Submitted by DreamAvenue on Dec 20, 10 at 10:09pm
  • hahahaha LOL!!! That is funny as Hell!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:59pm
  • LMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Haha what a kick arse response.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 10, 12 at 9:30am
  • SHIT that's funny. Hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Lil 12 year old's got game!

    Submitted by gaborj on Apr 10, 10 at 2:18pm
  • I wish I wasn't straight. It would make things so much easier than dealing with women.

    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:19am
  • fucking SWEET. Dudes, how is this a bad night?

    Submitted by liobi on May 29, 12 at 2:42am
  • Well gosh at least it could of been Adam Lambert without all that eyeliner wow that would be great

    Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:11am
  • oh my god!! this is the best fuckin one!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fuckin awesome! I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:54am
  • Ohhhh damn!!!

    Submitted by Key_umm on Jun 25, 12 at 1:12am
  • time for a new guy

    Submitted by 22baller on Jan 17, 11 at 10:30am
  • This reminds me of my first time being with another guy. He asks me the same thing except of course my answer was slightly different.

    Submitted by dreamingashes on Jun 22, 11 at 7:59pm
  • Ok what the fuck

    Submitted by owfgxtyler on Jan 25, 12 at 1:00am
  • Rainbow Pride!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 12:00am
  • what makes this hilarious is the fact that it's an area code from Abilene, Texas aka the belt of the Bible belt

    Submitted by britt_nicole on Mar 26, 13 at 12:44am
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