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  • 426 225
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am
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    Okay, I've dated a bi guy before, and I was his first girl to fuck, big deal. So leave the poor dude alone.

  • 395 231
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:41am
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    Aw, everyone's gotta lose their virginity sometime. No need to be harsh.

    • 130 150
      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:01am
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      BadMitch lost his virginity at age 3, www.badmitch.com

  • 394 229
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:11pm
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    oh no, bisexuals. how shocking and abhorrent.

  • 327 240
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:01am
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    I'm a girl and have a hard time getting them off sometimes. Always a different clasp, hook, tie, etc...never in the same spot! Some are in front, some in back, some go over the head! Can usually get mine off no problem, it's hers I have a hard time with!

  • 310 214
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36am
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    Are you all stupid? He's bisexual. No big deal. It's actually hot.

  • 322 241
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:16pm
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    Ugh. Why would you even try the women? : P

  • 281 228
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:48pm
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    did he put it in the right hole?

  • 274 214
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Every guy I've been with has trouble with it. It's not really a big deal.

  • 271 214
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48pm
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    gotta love bi boys (i do)

  • 255 185
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:22pm
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    First time with a girl should be less about learning about womens apperral (let the girl take the bra off herself,,,its sexier) and more about womens vaginal areas (i.e. clitoris)

  • 256 200
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:05pm
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    Maybe he is really into bestiality and decided to try with a person instead.

  • 256 215
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:13pm
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH dude, I dated a bi guy, and I'm a chic so my friends were like, HE COULD CHEAT ON YOU WITH THE SAME GUY YOURE CHEATING ON HIM WITH! Well that didnt happen, thank god. good thing I'm abstinent ;D

  • 276 261
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:11pm
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    you made him straight

  • 223 168
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:29pm
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    This actually made me sad. I laughed and said it sounded like my boyfriend. FML, I need a new 'type'.

  • 245 212
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:11pm
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    that could be a FML as well.

  • 220 164
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Lol, that's almost cute

  • 232 193
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:07am
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    325.. hell, i'm from san angelo too.

  • 235 200
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57pm
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    hey i think that happened to me too! but i didn't ask haha.

  • 243 219
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:08pm
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    Did you run after that? lol

  • 245 228
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:51pm
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    7:18, Just go do whatever possible to insure you never procreate. It shouldn't be hard cause your obviously not getting laid if your immediate response to a decidedly non-slutty text is to call her a whore. Grow up.

  • 245 228
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:23pm
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    maybe he and his friends used to test on each other to prepare for the future? idk

  • 239 218
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:21pm
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    AHAHAHAHA! this made me laugh out loud. priceless. i'd like to know what happened next..

  • 233 209
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:42pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA....priceless

  • 226 196
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:42am
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    in soviet Russia, bra undo YOU

  • 233 210
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:36am
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    u shouldve asked what gender did he perfer to take bas off of

  • 226 200
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:20pm
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    ITT bisexuality is largely ignored despite being the most reasonable explanation.

  • 242 234
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:32am
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    maybe he's had blow up dolls? duh. and wow, yeah, everyone has to lose their virginity at some point. I'm a virgin. so does that mean whoever I give my v-card to is a manwhore? because he's fucking a virgin? why do you automatically have to assume she's some kind of WHORE. stupid people.

  • 226 206
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42pm
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    by far one of the top ten greatest TFLN

  • 234 225
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22am
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    Wow, bad night. lolz Unless the clasps of my bra are in the front my hubby of just over two years STILL can't unclasp my bra. XD

  • 239 235
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:50pm
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    ahhh the good old 325 :)

  • 225 208
    Submitted by sluhkid03 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:41am
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    LOL did that to my first GF

  • 221 201
    Submitted by jeffswhore on Feb 8, 10 at 11:36am
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    OoOoh a bi guy.... thats hot :) very sexy - hope you showed him who the superior fucks are.

  • 223 206
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:54am
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    oh my god!! this is the best fuckin one!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fuckin awesome! I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!

  • 234 228
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:51pm
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    What's his number? ;)

  • 219 198
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:07pm
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    hahaha that's amazing!

  • 211 185
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02am
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    Lil 12 year old I don't think you should be doing that! I didn't even get my first kiss till the begining of eighth grade!

  • 227 217
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:36pm
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    maybe it was his first time with a non-relative. who knows?

  • 226 216
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:39pm
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    Wow even i can. Do tht......im 12

  • 227 219
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:17am
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    LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO 3:57

  • 216 197
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:34pm
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    never had that happen! lol

  • 206 180
    Submitted by anonymoosee on Jun 27, 10 at 12:11am
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    gotta do ladies first

  • 213 195
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:48am
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    Ohhh abilene

  • 217 204
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:50am
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    so i guess he never dressed up as a girl

  • 221 212
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:04pm
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    haha that sucks. but i won't say i've never made that mistake

  • 200 171
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:52am
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    Not being bi makes this whole situation avoided not gonna lie

  • 212 196
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Hahahahhahahaha. That's great

  • 210 193
    Submitted by BellaBaker on Mar 2, 10 at 5:55pm
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    I highly agree 536 \nTurns me onnnnnn\n~Belle~

  • 208 192
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:48am
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    Good old Abilene. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared...

  • 224 230
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:12pm
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    cudda practiced on a mannequin

  • 190 163
    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Oct 29, 10 at 1:10am
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    Being bi is hot

  • 228 239
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:10pm
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    please this has happened to me...and when I laughed he said he could call five guys right now that would love to give him a blow job. that's when I got dressed and left

  • 227 237
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:27pm
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    He could' ve been a scientist who splices genes and he HAS had sex with something with a vaj, but it couldn't be labeled as a girl.

  • 213 210
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:57am
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    3:05...I don't know many animals that wear bras, do you?

  • 206 197
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:23am
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    I think he got nervous.

  • 212 210
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm
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    i dont see why its so hard to undo bras girls can do and undo them with one hand all the time but guys always have sucha hard time well some do

  • 200 187
    Submitted by gaborj on Apr 10, 10 at 2:18pm
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    Lil 12 year old's got game!

  • 222 231
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:59pm
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    hahahaha LOL!!! That is funny as Hell!!!

  • 202 195
    Submitted by scibs9 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:24am
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    I woulda ripped it off

  • 205 201
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 12:00am
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    Rainbow Pride!

  • 222 235
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:35pm
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    talk about embarassingg

  • 208 210
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:46pm
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    11:36 probably not....

  • 228 250
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:20pm
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    this post is made of awesome sauce

  • 198 192
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:12am
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    m-m-m-mood breaker!

  • 204 205
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:00pm
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    It's not that hard it's a little latch. Really that would just ruin the mood.

  • 207 211
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:03pm
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    8:51 is butthurt, i'm having many lulz at your expense

  • 214 226
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:14pm
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    LMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

  • 228 256
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:43am
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    3:37 +1 8:30 Even if i couldnt get pussy i woudnt resort to dudes

  • 209 223
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:01am
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    haha he shoulda just played it off as being uncoordinated. when im drunk i have unbelievable amounts of problems takin off bra's

  • 199 204
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:10am
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    RYAN???

  • 206 218
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:52am
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    My boyfriend was the same way he didnt know how to he kept messing with it then he just gave up on it.

  • 212 232
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:08am
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    dude i totally live in this area code lol thats funny

  • 208 226
    Submitted by uogfjdmnvc on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm
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    Silly fagot dics are for chics

  • 206 223
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:31am
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    I don't get it????

  • 212 237
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:18pm
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    what do you know a whore from San Angelo, TX big shocker

  • 203 220
    Submitted by pfctmitsubishi on Mar 13, 10 at 1:24pm
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    no no no no

  • 218 250
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:40pm
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    SHIT that's funny. Hahaha.

  • 191 196
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:58am
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    i was stationed in san angelo. great great great town..... (sarcasm)

  • 174 172
    Submitted by DreamAvenue on Dec 20, 10 at 10:09pm
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    Thats hotttt

  • 169 168
    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:43pm
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    I swear those bras are held together with some magical 'i can't wait to trash talk you to my friends later' adhesive

  • 140 111
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:32pm
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    That's actually hot, but the way the guy worded it..

  • 218 267
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:30am
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    Someone needs to tell me why there are so many boys fucking boys lately.....disgusting, do boys still do circle jerks too?? Pathetic....can't get pussy I guess...

  • 170 174
    Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:16am
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    Leave him

  • 140 115
    Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:11am
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    Well gosh at least it could of been Adam Lambert without all that eyeliner wow that would be great

  • 187 209
    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:19am
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    I wish I wasn't straight. It would make things so much easier than dealing with women.

  • 166 169
    Submitted by kdoo11 on Feb 5, 11 at 2:49am
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    Practice makes perfect. If you made the boy straight, he will be a pro in no time!

  • 163 164
    Submitted by lostlover on Aug 30, 10 at 10:26pm
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    Ooooooh wow u must have felt great

  • 141 125
    Submitted by dreamingashes on Jun 22, 11 at 7:59pm
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    This reminds me of my first time being with another guy. He asks me the same thing except of course my answer was slightly different.

  • 159 166
    Submitted by 22baller on Jan 17, 11 at 10:30am
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    time for a new guy

  • 161 187
    Submitted by sucksonsomecock on Oct 21, 10 at 3:50pm
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    Run the fuck away. Now

  • 121 111
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:38am
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    Oooh. Bi would be fine. He meant his dogs.

  • 115 103
    Submitted by liobi on May 29, 12 at 2:42am
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    fucking SWEET. Dudes, how is this a bad night?

  • 120 138
    Submitted by owfgxtyler on Jan 25, 12 at 1:00am
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    Ok what the fuck

  • 107 113
    Submitted by Key_umm on Jun 25, 12 at 1:12am
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    Ohhhh damn!!!

  • 113 127
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 10, 12 at 9:30am
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    Haha what a kick arse response.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by britt_nicole on Mar 26, 13 at 12:44am
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    what makes this hilarious is the fact that it's an area code from Abilene, Texas aka the belt of the Bible belt