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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am

    Okay, I've dated a bi guy before, and I was his first girl to fuck, big deal. So leave the poor dude alone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:11pm

    oh no, bisexuals. how shocking and abhorrent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:41am

    Aw, everyone's gotta lose their virginity sometime. No need to be harsh.

    • Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:01am

      BadMitch lost his virginity at age 3, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:01am

    I'm a girl and have a hard time getting them off sometimes. Always a different clasp, hook, tie, etc...never in the same spot! Some are in front, some in back, some go over the head! Can usually get mine off no problem, it's hers I have a hard time with!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36am

    Are you all stupid? He's bisexual. No big deal. It's actually hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:16pm

    Ugh. Why would you even try the women? : P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:48pm

    did he put it in the right hole?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:38pm

    Every guy I've been with has trouble with it. It's not really a big deal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48pm

    gotta love bi boys (i do)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:22pm

    First time with a girl should be less about learning about womens apperral (let the girl take the bra off herself,,,its sexier) and more about womens vaginal areas (i.e. clitoris)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:05pm

    Maybe he is really into bestiality and decided to try with a person instead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:11pm

    you made him straight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:13pm

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH dude, I dated a bi guy, and I'm a chic so my friends were like, HE COULD CHEAT ON YOU WITH THE SAME GUY YOURE CHEATING ON HIM WITH! Well that didnt happen, thank god. good thing I'm abstinent ;D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:11pm

    that could be a FML as well.

  • Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:34pm

    Lol, that's almost cute

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:29pm

    This actually made me sad. I laughed and said it sounded like my boyfriend. FML, I need a new 'type'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57pm

    hey i think that happened to me too! but i didn't ask haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:08pm

    Did you run after that? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:07am

    325.. hell, i'm from san angelo too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:42am

    in soviet Russia, bra undo YOU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:21pm

    AHAHAHAHA! this made me laugh out loud. priceless. i'd like to know what happened next..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:51pm

    7:18, Just go do whatever possible to insure you never procreate. It shouldn't be hard cause your obviously not getting laid if your immediate response to a decidedly non-slutty text is to call her a whore. Grow up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:42pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA....priceless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42pm

    by far one of the top ten greatest TFLN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:20pm

    ITT bisexuality is largely ignored despite being the most reasonable explanation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:32am

    maybe he's had blow up dolls? duh. and wow, yeah, everyone has to lose their virginity at some point. I'm a virgin. so does that mean whoever I give my v-card to is a manwhore? because he's fucking a virgin? why do you automatically have to assume she's some kind of WHORE. stupid people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:23pm

    maybe he and his friends used to test on each other to prepare for the future? idk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:51pm

    What's his number? ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:36am

    u shouldve asked what gender did he perfer to take bas off of

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:50pm

    ahhh the good old 325 :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:39pm

    Wow even i can. Do tht......im 12

  • Submitted by jeffswhore on Feb 8, 10 at 11:36am

    OoOoh a bi guy.... thats hot :) very sexy - hope you showed him who the superior fucks are.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02am

    Lil 12 year old I don't think you should be doing that! I didn't even get my first kiss till the begining of eighth grade!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22am

    Wow, bad night. lolz Unless the clasps of my bra are in the front my hubby of just over two years STILL can't unclasp my bra. XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:07pm

    hahaha that's amazing!

  • Submitted by sluhkid03 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:41am

    LOL did that to my first GF

  • Submitted by anonymoosee on Jun 27, 10 at 12:11am

    gotta do ladies first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:50am

    so i guess he never dressed up as a girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:36pm

    maybe it was his first time with a non-relative. who knows?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:34pm

    never had that happen! lol

  • Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:52am

    Not being bi makes this whole situation avoided not gonna lie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:48am

    Ohhh abilene

  • Submitted by BellaBaker on Mar 2, 10 at 5:55pm

    I highly agree 536 \nTurns me onnnnnn\n~Belle~

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:27pm

    He could' ve been a scientist who splices genes and he HAS had sex with something with a vaj, but it couldn't be labeled as a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:54am

    oh my god!! this is the best fuckin one!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fuckin awesome! I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:23pm

    Hahahahhahahaha. That's great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:17am

    LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO 3:57

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:04pm

    haha that sucks. but i won't say i've never made that mistake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:57am

    3:05...I don't know many animals that wear bras, do you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:12pm

    cudda practiced on a mannequin

  • Submitted by bacon_jizz on Oct 29, 10 at 1:10am

    Being bi is hot

  • Submitted by gaborj on Apr 10, 10 at 2:18pm

    Lil 12 year old's got game!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm

    i dont see why its so hard to undo bras girls can do and undo them with one hand all the time but guys always have sucha hard time well some do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:35pm

    talk about embarassingg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:59pm

    hahahaha LOL!!! That is funny as Hell!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:23am

    I think he got nervous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:10pm

    please this has happened to me...and when I laughed he said he could call five guys right now that would love to give him a blow job. that's when I got dressed and left

  • Submitted by scibs9 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:24am

    I woulda ripped it off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:46pm

    11:36 probably not....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:00pm

    It's not that hard it's a little latch. Really that would just ruin the mood.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 12:00am

    Rainbow Pride!

  • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:12am

    m-m-m-mood breaker!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:20pm

    this post is made of awesome sauce

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:14pm

    LMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:08am

    dude i totally live in this area code lol thats funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:48am

    Good old Abilene. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:03pm

    8:51 is butthurt, i'm having many lulz at your expense

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:10am

    RYAN???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:52am

    My boyfriend was the same way he didnt know how to he kept messing with it then he just gave up on it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:43am

    3:37 +1 8:30 Even if i couldnt get pussy i woudnt resort to dudes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:01am

    haha he shoulda just played it off as being uncoordinated. when im drunk i have unbelievable amounts of problems takin off bra's

  • Submitted by uogfjdmnvc on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm

    Silly fagot dics are for chics

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:31am

    I don't get it????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:40pm

    SHIT that's funny. Hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:18pm

    what do you know a whore from San Angelo, TX big shocker

  • Submitted by pfctmitsubishi on Mar 13, 10 at 1:24pm

    no no no no

  • Submitted by DreamAvenue on Dec 20, 10 at 10:09pm

    Thats hotttt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:58am

    i was stationed in san angelo. great great great town..... (sarcasm)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:30am

    Someone needs to tell me why there are so many boys fucking boys lately.....disgusting, do boys still do circle jerks too?? Pathetic....can't get pussy I guess...

  • Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:32pm

    That's actually hot, but the way the guy worded it..

  • Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:43pm

    I swear those bras are held together with some magical 'i can't wait to trash talk you to my friends later' adhesive

  • Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:11am

    Well gosh at least it could of been Adam Lambert without all that eyeliner wow that would be great

  • Submitted by lostlover on Aug 30, 10 at 10:26pm

    Ooooooh wow u must have felt great

  • Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:16am

    Leave him

  • Submitted by kdoo11 on Feb 5, 11 at 2:49am

    Practice makes perfect. If you made the boy straight, he will be a pro in no time!

  • Submitted by dreamingashes on Jun 22, 11 at 7:59pm

    This reminds me of my first time being with another guy. He asks me the same thing except of course my answer was slightly different.

  • Submitted by 22baller on Jan 17, 11 at 10:30am

    time for a new guy

  • Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:19am

    I wish I wasn't straight. It would make things so much easier than dealing with women.

  • Submitted by sucksonsomecock on Oct 21, 10 at 3:50pm

    Run the fuck away. Now

  • Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:38am

    Oooh. Bi would be fine. He meant his dogs.

  • Submitted by liobi on May 29, 12 at 2:42am

    fucking SWEET. Dudes, how is this a bad night?

  • Submitted by owfgxtyler on Jan 25, 12 at 1:00am

    Ok what the fuck

  • Submitted by Key_umm on Jun 25, 12 at 1:12am

    Ohhhh damn!!!

  • Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 10, 12 at 9:30am

    Haha what a kick arse response.

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    Submitted by britt_nicole on Mar 26, 13 at 12:44am

    what makes this hilarious is the fact that it's an area code from Abilene, Texas aka the belt of the Bible belt