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  • YES!!!! Thank you to this person who has finally posted a good TFLN from the 905!! I knew there had to be some talent out there -

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:32am
  • Hahahahaha that's hysterical!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:23pm
  • I'd like to be the lord of her ring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:37am
  • genius. would definitely work on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:01am
  • If he was cute, it definitely would have worked on me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:32am
  • Nice! Ur a winner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:57am
  • BEST PICK UP LINE EVERR i think im in love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:25am
  • Except it's not. It's actually a really shitty pick up line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:57pm
  • ...If I were a guy, I'd totally use all the lines on this page. Totally. Because really, why would you wanna fuck someone who doesn't know Harry Potter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:06pm
  • I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:12am
  • If that pick-up line would work on someone, that person is too young to have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Fuck yeah! Harry Potter references make my day(: I'd bang any guy to use that one on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:40pm
  • wait. best pick up line i've ever heard omg 905 youd get me lmao!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:40pm
  • the moral of the story is id fuck hermione any day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:33pm
  • harry potter sucks ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Atta babe

    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 8, 12 at 12:16am
  • HAHAHAH best pick up line ever it would def work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:06pm
  • I'd ride your broomstick any day ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:06am
  • Nice to see a little 905 action on here! And I kinda wish I had a penis, just so I could say stuff like this!

    Submitted by wolfkid0789 on Sep 25, 11 at 1:26am
  • Read Harry potter and say willy instead of wand... Freaking halarious just like this text:)

    Submitted by mort on Jun 30, 10 at 1:20pm
  • LMAO. yeah I agree w 1255. If you said that to a non HP fan, you would get burned so bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:03am
  • HAHAHAHAHAAA 5:14, you DEFINITELY, without question, win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:27pm
  • ewww harry potter pickup line... i would run for the exit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:06am
  • What the crap? I'm a Harry Potter fan, but this might be the worst pickup line I've ever heard. The number of a platform in a train station isn't even a measurement in the first place...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:09am
  • i'm so glad there's a harry potter tfln on here from the 905! REPRESENT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:30pm
  • This one actually made me smile, so I think it would work on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:57pm
  • hahaha. That definitely would have worked on me [:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:34am
  • Yo mama so fat her patronus is a cake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:14pm
  • that would so work on me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:38am
  • haha I actually laughed out loud....that's the most amazing thing ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:25am
  • lmfao or ill petrify you hahahahah ohhhhhhh i love that im not the only harry potter fan...though i am so curiuos as to how old you guys are...because i'm in my twenties which is why i'm suspecting that you're not because i thought i was the only weird one....i hope you're not in high school lol well i guess it wouldn't matter just curious haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:05am
  • I happen to think that this was pretty funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:29am
  • This would never work in Europe :D

    Submitted by Keyfabe on Dec 25, 10 at 6:45pm
  • so lame...and sweet punctuation! very manly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:28pm
  • 2:12, who said it was restricted? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:17am
  • So proud this came from my area code. So proud.

    Submitted by elpoww on Sep 16, 11 at 7:01pm
  • i say it only works if you have a british accent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:48pm
  • I WUD B THE CHICK FUCKING HIM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Lmfao! that was fucking great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:58am
  • Harry potter pick up lines? Sweet. I luv that site

    Submitted by FredlyDaMoose on Aug 4, 11 at 2:13am
  • Champion at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:11pm
  • agreed, 1:06. ha ha ha, i would love it if somebody used HP or LOTR to hit on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:13am
  • I would totally bang a guy that used that on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:37pm
  • could be worse. could be a twilight pick up line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:00pm
  • HAHAHA It would work for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:51am
  • wow, that's awesome. Assuming the guy wasn't a douche and trying to be serious with the line, but was just trying to use a little humor, that would work on me in a heartbeat. Damn... a little nerdy humor is sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:49am
  • umm lemme guess. ur IQ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:09am
  • Hahahahaahah rofl!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:44pm
  • BESTTT pick up line EVER!!! fucking brilliant!!! love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:57am
  • omg, if some guy said that to me, i don't think i could NOT get on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:47am
  • I'd like to use this line but I'm not cutting of an inch to do it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:43am
  • My name may not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood. ;D

    Submitted by FanGirl42 on May 29, 11 at 10:35am
  • lmaoooooo xD i love it xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Best Pickup Line Ever? Hell Yeah It Is I also think I'm in love with 2:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:49am
  • That pick-up line, in the vernacular, is spaceage. It would work on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:16am
  • Haha this is from my home town. So proud. Kinky geeks and freaks. Heyyoo

    Submitted by labelle5 on Oct 28, 10 at 12:56pm
  • if you wanna get a Harry Potter geek...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:05pm
  • You win at life. I'd fuck with you anytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:15pm
  • I'd like to put my missile in a muggle. EPIC. WIN!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:09am
  • are you picking up children now? you know there are laws against that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:04am
  • Does the original poster by any chance read Harry Potter Fanfiction?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:12am
  • Its true, they do use centimeters in England but what if they weren't measuring length? What if they were measuring circumference? I'd be ok with that. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Shit, I wish a guy would use a Harry Potter pick up line on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:16pm
  • so in the UK they use cenimeters... so 9 3/4 cenimeters is about 3.5 inches.... i dont think you'll be gettin any anytime soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:19am
  • ok ok lord of the ring pick-up lines are taking it too far...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:21am
  • Love it. One of my favorite tfln! Who doesn't love HP?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:47am
  • i love it!! i want a guy to use that on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:50am
  • Let me guess....your ego? And that would only work with a harry potter fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:55am
  • horrible. harry potter sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:54pm
  • But those aren't even measurements the first time. 2:12's is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:16pm
  • lol im 19. its normal for us really, we grew up with it more than the kids now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:11am
  • not gonna lie, 12:12 actually just made me kinda horny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:55am
  • Good to know all the fat Internet ladies dig Harry potter lines, whereas in the real world of 6's and up will not like this sort of wizardry

    Submitted by utsaucy on Sep 3, 10 at 2:26am
  • fucking OUCH. 9 inch penises aren't attractive, they're scary. That being said, props for creativity, atleast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Harry potter scorrrrrressssss!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:21am
  • brilliant. I would be won over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:45am
  • I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:12am
  • i'd like to get my basilisk into YOUR chamber of secrets ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:02pm
  • lol...itll prolly get me talking to him anyway...all in good fun and i would take a harry potter fan over a twilight fan anyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:53am
  • HAHA that is wonderful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:04am
  • DUDE! You are my hero. I wish I was a man, so I could use that line. Damn vaginas not being able to be measured with fucking inches! D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:15pm
  • women who think this is a good pickup line are totally pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:30am
  • That would get a giant eye roll from me, just as with any obvious "line". Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:35am
  • Omg Absolutely love it hahaha would definitely work on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:31pm
  • im a harry potter fan. that was quite hysterical. nice job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:33am
  • Harry Potter sucks big time.... Just sayin....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:30am
  • "I hope you're ready because I'm about to slytherin"

    Submitted by emmafinnigan on Jun 7, 11 at 12:09am
  • who cares if they're not measurements? it's still fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:28pm
  • This probably happened at the HP movie opening to a girl in a HP costume or something, dipshits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:39am
  • Is it bad that it took me a minute to get that one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:15pm
  • This is pretty hot....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Creative, but ouch. Bigger isn't always better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Marry me. Or ill petrify you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:51am
  • I think you have dsylexia....you probably meant 4 3/9....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:27pm
  • hahaha this is HILARIOUS. it would totally work on me, especially if he was attractive- attractive, funny, and willing to embrace nerdiness :) i also love 2:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:50am
  • your pick up line just screams, "i never get any play"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:43am
  • Omg!! that's great!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:40pm
  • 3:09 #2, are you retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:11pm
  • 2:12, please mate with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:39am
  • A shape both are works of fantasy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:16am
  • The fact that it is Harry Potter related makes it an automatic fail even if it actually works... -_-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:22pm
  • love it...absolutely! you lead, i'll follow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:56am
  • actually...the best ever is... "so you like fish right?" yes "well you should see my great white"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:51am
  • due to your knowledge of harry potter jargon, i would go home with you. shit would go down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:40am
  • Fkin niceeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:52am
  • one of the "bad nights" should be a good night i'm on a laptop with the touchpad and i accidently clicked it i'm so sorry people, i fail at life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:36am
  • hahahah! 10:19. That's hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:24am
  • that is the greatest thing i have ever read. you are my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Wouldn't be your IQ would it?

    Submitted by ruff_dog on Jun 19, 10 at 4:31am
  • ok i am OBSESSED with harry potter, but i think this'd be pretty dirty if someone used it on me even though it's pretty funny. also, there's a group on fb it says "harry potter and the bad pick up lines" this is like number one on there lol i knew it sounded familiar ahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:42am
  • GARMER NAZY FIXUR TROLLZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:12pm
  • i disagree. mostly because the 9 3/4 in Platform 9 3/4 isn't a measurement, so saying that you know something ELSE with those measurements is silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:21am
  • I'm not much of an HP fan but I LOL'd at that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:47am
  • hahaha as scary as a 9 3/4 inch penis sounds. I would give you credit for creativity. Being the Harry Potter fan I am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Haha, brilliant! And they do use inches too here in Britain. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I hate HP but would definitely go for that line. Good one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:07am
  • haha cheesy, but cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:44am
  • i <3 harry potter pick up lines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:07am
  • They use centimeters in england.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:08pm
  • dude.... imagine magic sex toys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:34am
  • Fuck 9 3/4... :)

    Submitted by an0nymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:30pm
  • umm...totally would have gotten in my pants. what do i love more than harry potter? 9 3/4 dicks :) haha..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:12pm
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