so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
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YES!!!! Thank you to this person who has finally posted a good TFLN from the 905!! I knew there had to be some talent out there -
I'd like to be the lord of her ring.
Hahahahaha that's hysterical!
If he was cute, it definitely would have worked on me!
would definitely work on me.
Nice! Ur a winner
Except it's not. It's actually a really shitty pick up line.
...If I were a guy, I'd totally use all the lines on this page. Totally. Because really, why would you wanna fuck someone who doesn't know Harry Potter.
BEST PICK UP LINE EVERR
i think im in love
If that pick-up line would work on someone, that person is too young to have sex.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Fuck yeah! Harry Potter references make my day(: I'd bang any guy to use that one on me.
wait. best pick up line i've ever heard omg 905 youd get me lmao!
the moral of the story is id fuck hermione any day
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
HAHAHAH best pick up line ever it would def work
I'd ride your broomstick any day ;)
LMAO. yeah I agree w 1255. If you said that to a non HP fan, you would get burned so bad
Nice to see a little 905 action on here! And I kinda wish I had a penis, just so I could say stuff like this!
harry potter sucks ass
Read Harry potter and say willy instead of wand... Freaking halarious just like this text:)
ewww harry potter pickup line... i would run for the exit
HAHAHAHAHAAA 5:14, you DEFINITELY, without question, win.
What the crap? I'm a Harry Potter fan, but this might be the worst pickup line I've ever heard. The number of a platform in a train station isn't even a measurement in the first place...
i'm so glad there's a harry potter tfln on here from the 905! REPRESENT!
hahaha. That definitely would have worked on me [:
This one actually made me smile, so I think it would work on me
Yo mama so fat her patronus is a cake!
lmfao or ill petrify you hahahahah ohhhhhhh i love that im not the only harry potter fan...though i am so curiuos as to how old you guys are...because i'm in my twenties which is why i'm suspecting that you're not because i thought i was the only weird one....i hope you're not in high school lol well i guess it wouldn't matter just curious haha
you are a fcking faggg
2:12, who said it was restricted? ;)
haha I actually laughed out loud....that's the most amazing thing ever.
I happen to think that this was pretty funny.
so lame...and sweet punctuation! very manly.
This would never work in Europe :D
Harry potter pick up lines? Sweet. I luv that site
that would so work on me lol
Champion at life
i say it only works if you have a british accent.
I WUD B THE CHICK FUCKING HIM
agreed, 1:06. ha ha ha, i would love it if somebody used HP or LOTR to hit on me.
I would totally bang a guy that used that on me.
Ha, me too!\nKidding. kind of.
could be worse. could be a twilight pick up line.
wow, that's awesome. Assuming the guy wasn't a douche and trying to be serious with the line, but was just trying to use a little humor, that would work on me in a heartbeat. Damn... a little nerdy humor is sexy.
umm lemme guess. ur IQ?
Lmfao! that was fucking great
HAHAHA It would work for me!
So proud this came from my area code. So proud.
BESTTT pick up line EVER!!!
I'd like to use this line but I'm not cutting of an inch to do it!
lmaoooooo xD i love it xD
My name may not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood. ;D
Haha this is from my home town. So proud. Kinky geeks and freaks. Heyyoo
Best Pickup Line Ever?
Hell Yeah It Is
I also think I'm in love with 2:12
omg, if some guy said that to me, i don't think i could NOT get on that.
are you picking up children now? you know there are laws against that.
That pick-up line, in the vernacular, is spaceage.
It would work on me.
Its true, they do use centimeters in England but what if they weren't measuring length? What if they were measuring circumference? I'd be ok with that. XD
so in the UK they use cenimeters... so 9 3/4 cenimeters is about 3.5 inches.... i dont think you'll be gettin any anytime soon
Does the original poster by any chance read Harry Potter Fanfiction?
if you wanna get a Harry Potter geek...
You win at life. I'd fuck with you anytime.
I'd like to put my missile in a muggle.
Shit, I wish a guy would use a Harry Potter pick up line on me.
Love it. One of my favorite tfln! Who doesn't love HP?!
horrible. harry potter sucks.
But those aren't even measurements the first time.
2:12's is awesome.
i love it!!
i want a guy to use that on me.
9 inch penises aren't attractive, they're scary.
That being said, props for creativity, atleast.
ok ok lord of the ring pick-up lines are taking it too far...
Harry potter scorrrrrressssss!!!
Let me guess....your ego? And that would only work with a harry potter fan
women who think this is a good pickup line are totally pathetic.
not gonna lie, 12:12 actually just made me kinda horny.
brilliant. I would be won over.
i'd like to get my basilisk into YOUR chamber of secrets ;)
Good to know all the fat Internet ladies dig Harry potter lines, whereas in the real world of 6's and up will not like this sort of wizardry
You are my hero.
I wish I was a man, so I could use that line.
Damn vaginas not being able to be measured with fucking inches! D:
Omg Absolutely love it hahaha would definitely work on me.
lol im 19. its normal for us really, we grew up with it more than the kids now.
HAHA that is wonderful!
Harry Potter sucks big time.... Just sayin....
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
That would get a giant eye roll from me, just as with any obvious "line". Gross.
"I hope you're ready because I'm about to slytherin"
lol...itll prolly get me talking to him anyway...all in good fun
and i would take a harry potter fan over a twilight fan anyday
This is pretty hot....
im a harry potter fan. that was quite hysterical. nice job.
who cares if they're not measurements? it's still fucking funny.
Is it bad that it took me a minute to get that one?
Creative, but ouch.
Bigger isn't always better.
This probably happened at the HP movie opening to a girl in a HP costume or something, dipshits.
your pick up line just screams, "i never get any play"
2:12, please mate with me
Marry me. Or ill petrify you
3:09 #2, are you retarded?
Omg!! that's great!!!
hahaha this is HILARIOUS. it would totally work on me, especially if he was attractive- attractive, funny, and willing to embrace nerdiness :)
i also love 2:12
I think you have dsylexia....you probably meant 4 3/9....
A shape both are works of fantasy.
actually...the best ever is...
"so you like fish right?"
"well you should see my great white"
love it...absolutely! you lead, i'll follow
The fact that it is Harry Potter related makes it an automatic fail even if it actually works... -_-
due to your knowledge of harry potter jargon, i would go home with you. shit would go down.
one of the "bad nights" should be a good night
i'm on a laptop with the touchpad and i accidently clicked it
i'm so sorry people, i fail at life...
that is the greatest thing i have ever read. you are my hero.
GARMER NAZY FIXUR TROLLZ
i disagree. mostly because the 9 3/4 in Platform 9 3/4 isn't a measurement, so saying that you know something ELSE with those measurements is silly.
Wouldn't be your IQ would it?
I'm not much of an HP fan but I LOL'd at that one.
hahaha as scary as a 9 3/4 inch penis sounds. I would give you credit for creativity. Being the Harry Potter fan I am.
ok i am OBSESSED with harry potter, but i think this'd be pretty dirty if someone used it on me even though it's pretty funny. also, there's a group on fb it says "harry potter and the bad pick up lines" this is like number one on there lol i knew it sounded familiar ahahah
And they do use inches too here in Britain. :)
I hate HP but would definitely go for that line. Good one!
haha cheesy, but cute.
i <3 harry potter pick up lines
They use centimeters in england.
dude.... imagine magic sex toys
Fuck 9 3/4... :)
umm...totally would have gotten in my pants. what do i love more than harry potter? 9 3/4 dicks :) haha..