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  • Submitted by Keleus on Mar 31, 10 at 10:47am

    Or he's one of those mythical nice guys

    • Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 5, 10 at 11:30pm

      i'd do that for my girl if she needed. i'm a nice guy. we aren't legends.

    • Submitted by pyromaniac897 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:08pm

      we are by no means mythical *ahem*

  • Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 31, 10 at 3:59pm

    He sounds devoted... You, on the other hand, sound like a cunt

  • Submitted by randomname on Mar 31, 10 at 10:53am

    He's a keeper

  • Submitted by Herschel on Mar 31, 10 at 10:49am

    Nice boyfriend. That said, I don't think most guys much care what you're wearing, doubly so when they know they're just going to get you naked anyways.

  • Submitted by R_E on Mar 31, 10 at 11:19am

    A gas mask? Lmao. Anyway, you should probably marry this one.

  • Submitted by CIT on Mar 31, 10 at 10:44am

    Congrats seem to have yourself a good one there!!

  • Submitted by NCA on Mar 31, 10 at 11:29am

    Maybe he just really likes you.

  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 31, 10 at 2:19pm

    what do you have to be GOOD at to have someone eat you out?

    • Submitted by Herschel on Mar 31, 10 at 2:50pm

      Picking boyfriends.

    • Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:48pm

      or being an awesome girlfriend. DUH!

  • Submitted by lovee on Mar 31, 10 at 11:23am

    Hahah this is great ! \nDeffinitely a keeper :)

  • Submitted by Hedwig on Mar 31, 10 at 10:17pm

    This sounds like the most amazing man ever. Pair that up with the looks of Robert Downey Jr. and I will sign my vagina over to him now.

  • Submitted by Itsjustjustin on Mar 31, 10 at 11:07am

    He's a keeper...!!!! I would do the same

  • Submitted by vespa on Mar 31, 10 at 3:48pm

    so if he planned on eating you out why bother wearing a gas mask? just had to take it off anyway.

  • Submitted by 518918 on Apr 1, 10 at 2:37am

    I say you are all of the above!

  • Submitted by lollerz on Apr 1, 10 at 3:02am

    Holy fuck marry him.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 1, 10 at 1:09pm

    Not whipped, he cares for you. Are smart enough to see it?

  • Submitted by tec27 on Mar 31, 10 at 2:46pm

    Ya maybe he's just a great bf. You don't have to be good slut.

  • Submitted by ScareKrow13 on Mar 31, 10 at 7:21pm

    Could have sucked his dick. He won't get your mono unless he sucks it after.

  • Submitted by texas0110 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:24am

    @Keelus. I know the mygical nice guy yo speak of, as I've done this before and I Enjoyed the he'll out of it.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Mar 31, 10 at 10:54am

    I'm guessing he was horny. Did you reciprocate or at least give him a handjob.

  • Submitted by codii on Mar 31, 10 at 11:24am

    All of the above.... Hahaha

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 31, 10 at 2:33pm

    Munch munch munch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:58am

    Or this text is just THAT fake...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 9:54pm

    How does he eat you out with a gas mask on? Callin fake

  • Submitted by redskins89 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:42am

    Rangers lead the way.

  • Submitted by thejewbag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:43pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 6:11am

    You're just ungrateful.

  • Submitted by LolCatzFTW on Feb 20, 11 at 3:43pm

    Yeah, it's not hard at all to be nice to you're girlfriend, I'd do that for her and I'm thirteen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 7:29pm

    1150, HIV and AIDS are two different things.

  • Submitted by kfaggella3 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:24pm

    Or he loves you? Duh.

  • Submitted by 1mistressk on Apr 1, 10 at 12:42am

    That's fuckin awesome!!

  • Submitted by trexeatspeople on May 2, 10 at 9:27pm

    Dammit. Reading this made me horny. Fuck. Gotta call this girls bf because I have a cold. Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 2:25am

    My Ex boyfriend had mono when I was with him and I kissed him while he had it and didn't get it, his doctor explained that sone people may be immuned to it

  • Submitted by Virgin4Lyfe on Mar 31, 10 at 2:32pm

    A) That's gross\nB) Knee high socks = hot when they are not diseased\nC) He's just putting in his work. You owe him fellatio when you get better.

  • Submitted by laxer44 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:11pm

    maybe he wants mono

  • Submitted by That1kid on Mar 31, 10 at 2:10pm


  • Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 11, 10 at 12:48am

    Yeah, he's stupid because he actually cares for you? Ya whore.

  • Submitted by Tmaster on Oct 10, 11 at 12:03am

    9:57 finally someone who gets it!

  • Submitted by Dubiecunt567 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:15pm

    That is just weird as hell

  • Submitted by sloans4 on Jun 24, 10 at 9:36pm

    mono is very unattractive, so if this is true either he's pussy-whipped or you're my hero

  • Submitted by Spectre6 on Mar 31, 10 at 9:07pm

    Thanks for letting us all know that you're a whore! What does you being good have to do with anything? He ate you out and you just laid there, congratulations your skills are on par with that of a 98 year old hag. Way to go fuctard.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:31am

    I'm so tired of "THAT" txt....

  • Submitted by a7xfreak604 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:03pm

    i can believe this totaly ive done the same for my gf and im acualy the one who gave her mono

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 4:06pm

    You owe home big time.

  • Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on Mar 31, 10 at 1:23pm

    How sweet (:

  • Submitted by s3raph1 on Feb 18, 11 at 3:44pm

    or hes just that good of a guy. jeez whattabitch

  • Submitted by anonny on Mar 31, 10 at 3:08pm

    meh, the mask isn't necessary, it's not contagious through the air. When I had it me and my boyfriend made out and what not and he never even got it. Still dunno where mine came from. Thats the thing with mono, it can incubate for up to a year before you get it.

  • Submitted by eldiablogrande on Apr 1, 10 at 3:00pm

    Wut a fuckin dumbass

  • Submitted by ellieishyphy on Mar 31, 10 at 9:57pm

    WTF, the gas mask is probably to get high with. Not so he doesn't get sick.

  • Submitted by hinman4373 on Apr 3, 10 at 5:25pm


  • Submitted by prodigyfn1 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:54am

    I agree, you must bear his children

  • Submitted by illuminatedNO on Apr 24, 10 at 5:59pm

    In response to these comments: all guys are dicks unless they do something nice. THEN, they're probably doing it for sex.\n\nMaybe you can't find a "good boyfriend" because you apply isolated incidents with assholes to a stereotype of all men and never give any legitimately nice guys the benefit of the doubt? Then again, that'd be claiming you were wrong about something and that's just not acceptable for a girl. (Sorry, was that stereotyping?)

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 5, 10 at 6:12pm

    bayarea_what, uhhhh no you cant only get mono from cheating on people ? stupid, go google it before you comment

    • Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 6, 10 at 1:42am

      haha... thank you "Captain Obvious" of the Star Ship NO FUCKING SHIT! You tell me... if your significant other had mono (THINK ABOUT IT... THINK... DON'T ACT YET... THINK) and you didn't, you wouldn't be suspicious? I gotta say, if you're not, you are very Naive. VERY. How often do you share drinks with friends--basically, the only other means of 'passing' saliva "the carrier" to someone else, other than kissing?

    • Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 6, 10 at 1:43am

      FROM GOOGLE: "Mononucleosis, or mono, is often spread by saliva and close contact. It is known as "the kissing disease," and occurs most often in those age 15 to 17. However, the infection may develop at any age." No more talking for you.

  • Submitted by mm_mmm_good on Apr 22, 10 at 11:40am

    How did he get er done with a gas mask on?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:12am

    Gas mask is useless if he eats her out. Mono is passed through vaginal fluids also. I hope he has fun

  • Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 19, 10 at 1:02pm

    Rule 782: it's not always about you bitch. Sometimes even selfish gels like you get nice guys

  • Submitted by devonxjustsaid on Mar 31, 10 at 10:42pm

    stop calling her a slut, it's funny so get over yourselves.

  • Submitted by shelbi457 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:33pm

    3:59, your a bitch.

  • Submitted by Honeyb on Apr 2, 10 at 12:25am

    Marry him

  • Submitted by ginganinja55 on Mar 10, 12 at 9:15pm

    Yea this guy is the shit. You need to realize what you've got and show some appreciation...

  • Submitted by missline on Jul 23, 10 at 4:03pm


  • Submitted by PBRM3ASAP on Mar 31, 10 at 3:12pm

    Semen is the cure for mono if u blew him ud be a keeper epic fail

  • Submitted by LolCatzFTW on Feb 20, 11 at 3:44pm

    Well except for eating her out

  • Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 1, 10 at 6:12pm

    I think people are missing the fact that she has MONO... to me that means she cheated on him. Am I wrong?

    • Submitted by b3rryfairy on Apr 3, 10 at 1:25pm

      No, that doesn't mean she cheated on him. You can get mono from something as silly as drinking out of the same water bottle as a friend who's had mono. You don't only get mono from kissing.

      • Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 6, 10 at 1:33am

        Look, I've had mono... It's nickname is the "kissing disease." I'm not saying that's the only way to get it, I just assumed that's the reason she mentioned it in the texts as opposed to saying just "sick." But the fact is he DIDN'T have it! Trust me anyone can get mono more than once (anyone who says otherwise is an idiot) and the fact that he doesn't have it mystifies me. Someone else... ever had a bf/gf with mono and didn't get it yourself?

  • Submitted by princessfrogley on Apr 7, 12 at 7:08pm

    Agree with 3:59

  • Submitted by bjmargot13 on Aug 24, 10 at 3:44pm

    Way to raise the bar! I showed this to my boyfriend and he groaned haha

  • Submitted by lilyfart420 on Apr 1, 10 at 6:37am

    Uh... Maybe he gave her mono and he's doing all of this due to feeling bad for it. Or he figures mono is no big deal, and probably is Making her feel all comfortable so she puts out! Lol

  • Submitted by blank73 on Jan 10, 11 at 4:16am

    Hmmmm maybe a nice guy? You dumb bitch

  • Submitted by felsenmeer on Jul 19, 10 at 11:37pm

    or d, "he's nice, but i'm a cunt."

  • Submitted by cazzo on Mar 31, 10 at 12:01pm

    Fucking Bullshit!

  • Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 14, 10 at 10:11pm

    Just because she has mono doesn't mean she cheated. You can get mono from sharing food and drinks with friends too.

  • Submitted by white_wolf on Mar 31, 10 at 10:47am

    If you where hot ad he'll I would eat you out to dw....mono or not

  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 2, 12 at 4:57am

    when i had mono the girl i was hooking up with still came over and we had sex. it was weird and cool all at the same time. no foreplay, no kissing, just sex. then she left. i slept for 10 hours afterwards

  • Submitted by leddy on Mar 31, 10 at 7:06pm

    You deserve so much less.

  • Submitted by allday on Apr 21, 10 at 1:44pm

    pussy whipped: \nbuy pussy whipped mugs, tshirts and magnets\n(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

  • Submitted by Ebake09 on Mar 31, 10 at 7:58pm

    I agree with the statements that involve you being a cunt and a slut.

  • Submitted by pyromaniac897 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:07pm

    that's really sweet.

  • Submitted by 426hemi on Mar 31, 10 at 6:22pm

    That Stupid!

  • Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Jun 18, 11 at 11:42am

    and you haven't married him yet because...?

  • Submitted by ChronicMixTapes on Apr 3, 10 at 1:42pm

    you better lift up his skirt because his vagina is most likely bigger than yours!

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 2, 10 at 11:41am

    wooow thats legit kind of sweet.. marry him .

  • Submitted by themoonstar on Mar 31, 10 at 11:50am

    you forgot to mention you hadn't showered .. or that it wasn't really mono but instead a mix of exhaustion and pneumonia your body just can't handle cuz of AIDS... hope HIV tastes good!!

  • Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 5:22am

    I would love to meet a guy/girl like that.

  • Submitted by htsaints on Apr 11, 10 at 10:31pm

    Ur not that good, he's just to retarted ti cheat, and needs to get into someones pants quick.

  • Submitted by Gyna13 on Jun 20, 11 at 12:44am

    i praise you

  • Submitted by wavesquirrel on Feb 5, 11 at 8:06am

    Knee high socks and surgical mask leads me to imagine an Asian. I'd at least consider it.

  • Submitted by Xues_GX on Apr 29, 13 at 9:09pm

    He's retarded and you're a straight cunt .-.

  • Submitted by mzdorkii on Jan 24, 13 at 3:26pm

    A gas mask , but still eats you out O.o