I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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Or he's one of those mythical nice guys
i'd do that for my girl if she needed. i'm a nice guy. we aren't legends.
we are by no means mythical *ahem*
He sounds devoted... You, on the other hand, sound like a cunt
He's a keeper
Nice boyfriend. That said, I don't think most guys much care what you're wearing, doubly so when they know they're just going to get you naked anyways.
Congrats girl...you seem to have yourself a good one there!!
A gas mask? Lmao. Anyway, you should probably marry this one.
Maybe he just really likes you.
what do you have to be GOOD at to have someone eat you out?
or being an awesome girlfriend. DUH!
Hahah this is great ! \nDeffinitely a keeper :)
He's a keeper...!!!! I would do the same
so if he planned on eating you out why bother wearing a gas mask? just had to take it off anyway.
you da man! lol 904 stand up
I say you are all of the above!
@Keelus. I know the mygical nice guy yo speak of, as I've done this before and I Enjoyed the he'll out of it.
This sounds like the most amazing man ever. Pair that up with the looks of Robert Downey Jr. and I will sign my vagina over to him now.
Not whipped, he cares for you. Are smart enough to see it?
Could have sucked his dick. He won't get your mono unless he sucks it after.
Ya maybe he's just a great bf. You don't have to be good slut.
All of the above.... Hahaha
I'm guessing he was horny. Did you reciprocate or at least give him a handjob.
Holy fuck marry him.
Or this text is just THAT fake...
Munch munch munch
Rangers lead the way.
Dammit. Reading this made me horny. Fuck. Gotta call this girls bf because I have a cold. Lol
How does he eat you out with a gas mask on? Callin fake
That's fuckin awesome!!
1150, HIV and AIDS are two different things.
You're just ungrateful.
Yeah, it's not hard at all to be nice to you're girlfriend, I'd do that for her and I'm thirteen
A) That's gross\nB) Knee high socks = hot when they are not diseased\nC) He's just putting in his work. You owe him fellatio when you get better.
How sweet (:
Or he loves you? Duh.
I agree, you must bear his children
meh, the mask isn't necessary, it's not contagious through the air. When I had it me and my boyfriend made out and what not and he never even got it. Still dunno where mine came from. Thats the thing with mono, it can incubate for up to a year before you get it.
maybe he wants mono
9:57 finally someone who gets it!
That is just weird as hell
You owe home big time.
Gas mask is useless if he eats her out. Mono is passed through vaginal fluids also. I hope he has fun
My Ex boyfriend had mono when I was with him and I kissed him while he had it and didn't get it, his doctor explained that sone people may be immuned to it
mono is very unattractive, so if this is true either he's pussy-whipped or you're my hero
Thanks for letting us all know that you're a whore! What does you being good have to do with anything? He ate you out and you just laid there, congratulations your skills are on par with that of a 98 year old hag. Way to go fuctard.
Wut a fuckin dumbass
I'm so tired of "THAT" txt....
Yeah, he's stupid because he actually cares for you? Ya whore.
or hes just that good of a guy. jeez whattabitch
i can believe this totaly ive done the same for my gf and im acualy the one who gave her mono
In response to these comments: all guys are dicks unless they do something nice. THEN, they're probably doing it for sex.\n\nMaybe you can't find a "good boyfriend" because you apply isolated incidents with assholes to a stereotype of all men and never give any legitimately nice guys the benefit of the doubt? Then again, that'd be claiming you were wrong about something and that's just not acceptable for a girl. (Sorry, was that stereotyping?)
3:59, your a bitch.
WTF, the gas mask is probably to get high with. Not so he doesn't get sick.
Way to raise the bar! I showed this to my boyfriend and he groaned haha
Rule 782: it's not always about you bitch. Sometimes even selfish gels like you get nice guys
How did he get er done with a gas mask on?
bayarea_what, uhhhh no you cant only get mono from cheating on people ? stupid, go google it before you comment
haha... thank you "Captain Obvious" of the Star Ship NO FUCKING SHIT! You tell me... if your significant other had mono (THINK ABOUT IT... THINK... DON'T ACT YET... THINK) and you didn't, you wouldn't be suspicious? I gotta say, if you're not, you are very Naive. VERY. How often do you share drinks with friends--basically, the only other means of 'passing' saliva "the carrier" to someone else, other than kissing?
FROM GOOGLE: "Mononucleosis, or mono, is often spread by saliva and close contact. It is known as "the kissing disease," and occurs most often in those age 15 to 17. However, the infection may develop at any age." No more talking for you.
Yea this guy is the shit. You need to realize what you've got and show some appreciation...
YOU GO GIRL.
stop calling her a slut, it's funny so get over yourselves.
I think people are missing the fact that she has MONO... to me that means she cheated on him. Am I wrong?
No, that doesn't mean she cheated on him. You can get mono from something as silly as drinking out of the same water bottle as a friend who's had mono. You don't only get mono from kissing.
Look, I've had mono... It's nickname is the "kissing disease." I'm not saying that's the only way to get it, I just assumed that's the reason she mentioned it in the texts as opposed to saying just "sick." But the fact is he DIDN'T have it! Trust me anyone can get mono more than once (anyone who says otherwise is an idiot) and the fact that he doesn't have it mystifies me. Someone else... ever had a bf/gf with mono and didn't get it yourself?
Uh... Maybe he gave her mono and he's doing all of this due to feeling bad for it. Or he figures mono is no big deal, and probably is Making her feel all comfortable so she puts out! Lol
If you where hot ad he'll I would eat you out to dw....mono or not
Agree with 3:59
or d, "he's nice, but i'm a cunt."
Well except for eating her out
Just because she has mono doesn't mean she cheated. You can get mono from sharing food and drinks with friends too.
Hmmmm maybe a nice guy? You dumb bitch
You deserve so much less.
Semen is the cure for mono if u blew him ud be a keeper epic fail
that's really sweet.
when i had mono the girl i was hooking up with still came over and we had sex. it was weird and cool all at the same time. no foreplay, no kissing, just sex. then she left. i slept for 10 hours afterwards
and you haven't married him yet because...?
pussy whipped: \nbuy pussy whipped mugs, tshirts and magnets\n(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
wooow thats legit kind of sweet.. marry him .
I agree with the statements that involve you being a cunt and a slut.
I would love to meet a guy/girl like that.
Knee high socks and surgical mask leads me to imagine an Asian. I'd at least consider it.
you better lift up his skirt because his vagina is most likely bigger than yours!
i praise you
you forgot to mention you hadn't showered .. or that it wasn't really mono but instead a mix of exhaustion and pneumonia your body just can't handle cuz of AIDS... hope HIV tastes good!!
A gas mask , but still eats you out O.o
Ur not that good, he's just to retarted ti cheat, and needs to get into someones pants quick.
He's retarded and you're a straight cunt .-.