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  • Or he's one of those mythical nice guys

    Submitted by Keleus on Mar 31, 10 at 10:47am
  • He sounds devoted... You, on the other hand, sound like a cunt

    Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 31, 10 at 3:59pm
  • He's a keeper

    Submitted by randomname on Mar 31, 10 at 10:53am
  • Nice boyfriend. That said, I don't think most guys much care what you're wearing, doubly so when they know they're just going to get you naked anyways.

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 31, 10 at 10:49am
  • Congrats seem to have yourself a good one there!!

    Submitted by CIT on Mar 31, 10 at 10:44am
  • A gas mask? Lmao. Anyway, you should probably marry this one.

    Submitted by R_E on Mar 31, 10 at 11:19am
  • Maybe he just really likes you.

    Submitted by NCA on Mar 31, 10 at 11:29am
  • what do you have to be GOOD at to have someone eat you out?

    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 31, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Hahah this is great ! \nDeffinitely a keeper :)

    Submitted by lovee on Mar 31, 10 at 11:23am
  • He's a keeper...!!!! I would do the same

    Submitted by Itsjustjustin on Mar 31, 10 at 11:07am
  • I say you are all of the above!

    Submitted by 518918 on Apr 1, 10 at 2:37am
  • so if he planned on eating you out why bother wearing a gas mask? just had to take it off anyway.

    Submitted by vespa on Mar 31, 10 at 3:48pm
  • @Keelus. I know the mygical nice guy yo speak of, as I've done this before and I Enjoyed the he'll out of it.

    Submitted by texas0110 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:24am
  • I'm guessing he was horny. Did you reciprocate or at least give him a handjob.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 31, 10 at 10:54am
  • Not whipped, he cares for you. Are smart enough to see it?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 1, 10 at 1:09pm
  • This sounds like the most amazing man ever. Pair that up with the looks of Robert Downey Jr. and I will sign my vagina over to him now.

    Submitted by Hedwig on Mar 31, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Could have sucked his dick. He won't get your mono unless he sucks it after.

    Submitted by ScareKrow13 on Mar 31, 10 at 7:21pm
  • All of the above.... Hahaha

    Submitted by codii on Mar 31, 10 at 11:24am
  • Ya maybe he's just a great bf. You don't have to be good slut.

    Submitted by tec27 on Mar 31, 10 at 2:46pm
  • Holy fuck marry him.

    Submitted by lollerz on Apr 1, 10 at 3:02am
  • Munch munch munch

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 31, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Or this text is just THAT fake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:58am
  • Rangers lead the way.

    Submitted by redskins89 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:42am
  • Dammit. Reading this made me horny. Fuck. Gotta call this girls bf because I have a cold. Lol

    Submitted by trexeatspeople on May 2, 10 at 9:27pm
  • How does he eat you out with a gas mask on? Callin fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 9:54pm
  • How sweet (:

    Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on Mar 31, 10 at 1:23pm
  • You're just ungrateful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 6:11am
  • That's fuckin awesome!!

    Submitted by 1mistressk on Apr 1, 10 at 12:42am
  • Die.

    Submitted by thejewbag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:43pm
  • 1150, HIV and AIDS are two different things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 7:29pm
  • Epic!!

    Submitted by That1kid on Mar 31, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Yeah, it's not hard at all to be nice to you're girlfriend, I'd do that for her and I'm thirteen

    Submitted by LolCatzFTW on Feb 20, 11 at 3:43pm
  • A) That's gross\nB) Knee high socks = hot when they are not diseased\nC) He's just putting in his work. You owe him fellatio when you get better.

    Submitted by Virgin4Lyfe on Mar 31, 10 at 2:32pm
  • maybe he wants mono

    Submitted by laxer44 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Gas mask is useless if he eats her out. Mono is passed through vaginal fluids also. I hope he has fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:12am
  • Or he loves you? Duh.

    Submitted by kfaggella3 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:24pm
  • You owe home big time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 4:06pm
  • That is just weird as hell

    Submitted by Dubiecunt567 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:15pm
  • 9:57 finally someone who gets it!

    Submitted by Tmaster on Oct 10, 11 at 12:03am
  • meh, the mask isn't necessary, it's not contagious through the air. When I had it me and my boyfriend made out and what not and he never even got it. Still dunno where mine came from. Thats the thing with mono, it can incubate for up to a year before you get it.

    Submitted by anonny on Mar 31, 10 at 3:08pm
  • I agree, you must bear his children

    Submitted by prodigyfn1 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:54am
  • mono is very unattractive, so if this is true either he's pussy-whipped or you're my hero

    Submitted by sloans4 on Jun 24, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Thanks for letting us all know that you're a whore! What does you being good have to do with anything? He ate you out and you just laid there, congratulations your skills are on par with that of a 98 year old hag. Way to go fuctard.

    Submitted by Spectre6 on Mar 31, 10 at 9:07pm
  • In response to these comments: all guys are dicks unless they do something nice. THEN, they're probably doing it for sex.\n\nMaybe you can't find a "good boyfriend" because you apply isolated incidents with assholes to a stereotype of all men and never give any legitimately nice guys the benefit of the doubt? Then again, that'd be claiming you were wrong about something and that's just not acceptable for a girl. (Sorry, was that stereotyping?)

    Submitted by illuminatedNO on Apr 24, 10 at 5:59pm
  • Yeah, he's stupid because he actually cares for you? Ya whore.

    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 11, 10 at 12:48am
  • I'm so tired of "THAT" txt....

    Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:31am
  • i can believe this totaly ive done the same for my gf and im acualy the one who gave her mono

    Submitted by a7xfreak604 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:03pm
  • or hes just that good of a guy. jeez whattabitch

    Submitted by s3raph1 on Feb 18, 11 at 3:44pm
  • My Ex boyfriend had mono when I was with him and I kissed him while he had it and didn't get it, his doctor explained that sone people may be immuned to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 2:25am
  • Wut a fuckin dumbass

    Submitted by eldiablogrande on Apr 1, 10 at 3:00pm
  • Rule 782: it's not always about you bitch. Sometimes even selfish gels like you get nice guys

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 19, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Keeper

    Submitted by hinman4373 on Apr 3, 10 at 5:25pm
  • Way to raise the bar! I showed this to my boyfriend and he groaned haha

    Submitted by bjmargot13 on Aug 24, 10 at 3:44pm

    Submitted by missline on Jul 23, 10 at 4:03pm
  • Yea this guy is the shit. You need to realize what you've got and show some appreciation...

    Submitted by ginganinja55 on Mar 10, 12 at 9:15pm
  • 3:59, your a bitch.

    Submitted by shelbi457 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:33pm
  • WTF, the gas mask is probably to get high with. Not so he doesn't get sick.

    Submitted by ellieishyphy on Mar 31, 10 at 9:57pm
  • bayarea_what, uhhhh no you cant only get mono from cheating on people ? stupid, go google it before you comment

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 5, 10 at 6:12pm
    • haha... thank you "Captain Obvious" of the Star Ship NO FUCKING SHIT! You tell me... if your significant other had mono (THINK ABOUT IT... THINK... DON'T ACT YET... THINK) and you didn't, you wouldn't be suspicious? I gotta say, if you're not, you are very Naive. VERY. How often do you share drinks with friends--basically, the only other means of 'passing' saliva "the carrier" to someone else, other than kissing?

      Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 6, 10 at 1:42am
    • FROM GOOGLE: "Mononucleosis, or mono, is often spread by saliva and close contact. It is known as "the kissing disease," and occurs most often in those age 15 to 17. However, the infection may develop at any age." No more talking for you.

      Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 6, 10 at 1:43am
  • If you where hot ad he'll I would eat you out to dw....mono or not

    Submitted by white_wolf on Mar 31, 10 at 10:47am
  • How did he get er done with a gas mask on?

    Submitted by mm_mmm_good on Apr 22, 10 at 11:40am
  • Marry him

    Submitted by Honeyb on Apr 2, 10 at 12:25am
  • stop calling her a slut, it's funny so get over yourselves.

    Submitted by devonxjustsaid on Mar 31, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Agree with 3:59

    Submitted by princessfrogley on Apr 7, 12 at 7:08pm
  • Uh... Maybe he gave her mono and he's doing all of this due to feeling bad for it. Or he figures mono is no big deal, and probably is Making her feel all comfortable so she puts out! Lol

    Submitted by lilyfart420 on Apr 1, 10 at 6:37am
  • I think people are missing the fact that she has MONO... to me that means she cheated on him. Am I wrong?

    Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 1, 10 at 6:12pm
    • No, that doesn't mean she cheated on him. You can get mono from something as silly as drinking out of the same water bottle as a friend who's had mono. You don't only get mono from kissing.

      Submitted by b3rryfairy on Apr 3, 10 at 1:25pm
      • Look, I've had mono... It's nickname is the "kissing disease." I'm not saying that's the only way to get it, I just assumed that's the reason she mentioned it in the texts as opposed to saying just "sick." But the fact is he DIDN'T have it! Trust me anyone can get mono more than once (anyone who says otherwise is an idiot) and the fact that he doesn't have it mystifies me. Someone else... ever had a bf/gf with mono and didn't get it yourself?

        Submitted by bayarea_what on Apr 6, 10 at 1:33am
  • or d, "he's nice, but i'm a cunt."

    Submitted by felsenmeer on Jul 19, 10 at 11:37pm
  • You deserve so much less.

    Submitted by leddy on Mar 31, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Fucking Bullshit!

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 31, 10 at 12:01pm
  • Hmmmm maybe a nice guy? You dumb bitch

    Submitted by blank73 on Jan 10, 11 at 4:16am
  • Well except for eating her out

    Submitted by LolCatzFTW on Feb 20, 11 at 3:44pm
  • Just because she has mono doesn't mean she cheated. You can get mono from sharing food and drinks with friends too.

    Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 14, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Semen is the cure for mono if u blew him ud be a keeper epic fail

    Submitted by PBRM3ASAP on Mar 31, 10 at 3:12pm
  • when i had mono the girl i was hooking up with still came over and we had sex. it was weird and cool all at the same time. no foreplay, no kissing, just sex. then she left. i slept for 10 hours afterwards

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 2, 12 at 4:57am
  • that's really sweet.

    Submitted by pyromaniac897 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:07pm
  • and you haven't married him yet because...?

    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Jun 18, 11 at 11:42am
  • That Stupid!

    Submitted by 426hemi on Mar 31, 10 at 6:22pm
  • pussy whipped: \nbuy pussy whipped mugs, tshirts and magnets\n(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

    Submitted by allday on Apr 21, 10 at 1:44pm
  • wooow thats legit kind of sweet.. marry him .

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 2, 10 at 11:41am
  • I would love to meet a guy/girl like that.

    Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 5:22am
  • I agree with the statements that involve you being a cunt and a slut.

    Submitted by Ebake09 on Mar 31, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Knee high socks and surgical mask leads me to imagine an Asian. I'd at least consider it.

    Submitted by wavesquirrel on Feb 5, 11 at 8:06am
  • i praise you

    Submitted by Gyna13 on Jun 20, 11 at 12:44am
  • you better lift up his skirt because his vagina is most likely bigger than yours!

    Submitted by ChronicMixTapes on Apr 3, 10 at 1:42pm
  • you forgot to mention you hadn't showered .. or that it wasn't really mono but instead a mix of exhaustion and pneumonia your body just can't handle cuz of AIDS... hope HIV tastes good!!

    Submitted by themoonstar on Mar 31, 10 at 11:50am
  • A gas mask , but still eats you out O.o

    Submitted by mzdorkii on Jan 24, 13 at 3:26pm
  • Ur not that good, he's just to retarted ti cheat, and needs to get into someones pants quick.

    Submitted by htsaints on Apr 11, 10 at 10:31pm
  • He's retarded and you're a straight cunt .-.

    Submitted by Xues_GX on Apr 29, 13 at 9:09pm