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  • No ones going to notice this person TEXTED "let me CALL you back"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:36pm
  • Very fake text! And the amonymous defending it is probably the one who posted this crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Pretty funny. 4:55 can eat shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Sometimes when someone calls me, and I'm busy at the moment and can't answer, I text them saying I'll call them back in a second.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:17pm
  • that's exactly what I was about to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:13pm
  • unless you really didn't want to talk to them

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:36pm
  • hahah this has to be by far the best textfromlastnight ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:30pm
  • he probably hung up by accident and said he would call back later instead of immediately

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:39pm
  • holy shit best text ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:47am
  • dude on saturday we found a hamburger in my friends pocket it rocked :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:45am
  • (a) Undeniably fake. (b) Fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:48am
  • it could be real sometimes pol hang up then text I'll calluback. Quit Haten this is funny suit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I would've stole your pants to get dat burger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:13pm
  • "Vagifail" hahaha AWSOME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:00pm
  • Haha...shit now I'm in the mood for mcdonalds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:34pm
  • if it was chicken i'd say this is palmer..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Don't you just hate it when that happens?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:02pm
  • doesn't anyone know what the word epic actually means anymore?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:03pm
  • 720! Colorado represennntttttt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:03am
  • i can haz cheezburguers

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:44am
  • not fake. you do crazy stupid shit when you're fucked up and i can definitely see one of my friends doing this

    Submitted by thomasfk on Jan 25, 10 at 5:11pm
  • Beware of the Hamburglar.!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:07pm
  • I've been talking to people before, hung up on them cause something happened, then immediately text'd them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Stupid and only funny to children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Who cares if they're fabricated? It's supposed to be for entertainment. I am entertained.

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I got a B to the Oner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:33am
  • HAHAHA! at 2:38 So true, 3:02.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:51pm
  • This one never gets old my absolute favorite ((:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:59am
  • Jr Bacon Cheese Burger in my pocket, two months ago...I thought I was the only one?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Fake.

    Submitted by EmmyJ182 on Dec 26, 10 at 9:35pm
  • probably hung up then texted to explain why. this is amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:05pm
  • What...? No, seriously. WHAT?!? Just how stoned was this dude?

    Submitted by kendermouse on Jul 23, 10 at 10:42am
  • ok people who gives a shit if it's real or not!

    Submitted by GINGERKILLER on Feb 2, 11 at 10:27pm
  • I'm hungry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:48pm
  • why the fuck would you text someone you will call them back... this is retarted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:49am
  • If you're not too busy to text, then you're also not too busy to answer. Generally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:22pm
  • I've definitely found a burger in my pocket before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:24am
  • Its also highly likely that they were texting each other and the clearly inebriated poster mistakenly said call instead of text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:39pm
  • The only problem is that it doesn't make any sense. I detect a fabricated text-

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:33pm
  • hahaha this was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:47pm
  • in soviet Russia you are in hamburgers pocket

    Submitted by horns_00 on Aug 30, 11 at 5:08pm
  • That happened to u too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:57am
  • LMAO. That is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Fake text? None of you live in boulder, do you? XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Hahahaha wtff?!?? Sounds like something I would do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:45am
  • I love this one

    Submitted by _Ali_ on Apr 4, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Could have just gotten off the phone with him and texted him that.. Probably so stoned and happy he had to share his story.

    Submitted by allee on Mar 23, 11 at 11:11pm
  • in response to: If you're not too busy to text, then you're also not too busy to answer. Generally.... well if you had a hamburger in your pocket when blacked out youd want to eat it ... so you wouldnt want to talk... cause you need your mouth to eat... hence the texting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:13am
  • but... you weren't "calling" the other person in the first place... you were texting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:04am
  • doesn't make sense??? i detect an ignoramus. you must've never texted while black out drunk... you don't exactly stop to question the coherency or consistency of your texts in that state

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Lame

    Submitted by alliemcbeal on Dec 21, 10 at 3:03am
  • hahaha this one is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:43pm
  • win. nothing else must be said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:12am
  • Why would you have to call someone BACK if u were texting them?

    Submitted by lauren_noel on Oct 20, 10 at 10:50am
  • Idk, this sounds do-able. Good for you hamburger man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:33am
  • oh shit.it's the guy who fucked the cheeseburger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:38pm
  • probably my favorite one ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:21am
  • no shit if you dont have a sense of humor get the hella out.. it is what it is bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Lucky MothaFucka! Was it good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Hahaha best excuse ever? YUP.

    Submitted by ashleeyy9 on Aug 22, 10 at 10:39pm
  • Lol CO is the best. Represent. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:01am
  • fucking epic ROFLMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Amazing text!!!!

    Submitted by mojoriley12 on Jul 6, 11 at 12:54am
  • To all the ppl who think this is fake, wait till you start drinking for real... Shit like this happens ALL THE TIME

    Submitted by lukemcc68 on Mar 24, 12 at 2:33am
  • Why does everybody have to be critical assholes about the text? Why would it be fake? It's fuckin bad ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:31pm
  • 2 parts 1) I often will text people back, if I ignored their call. 2) This has happened to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:23am
  • I have a sausage in mine

    Submitted by twista_twisla on Jul 29, 11 at 5:27am
  • fake or not, still epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Pickles?...I said no fuckin pickles!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:35am
  • Hey, did you find the burrito I left there too?

    Submitted by sareve42 on Jun 8, 10 at 2:48am
  • Are we talking Krystal's/White Castle or Burger King Whopper?

    Submitted by sprsnc20 on May 1, 11 at 2:25am
  • If you don't like it, then don't look at it. What do you get out of ruining everyone elses fun ?

    Submitted by ashl3ytaylor on Nov 12, 11 at 8:57pm
  • 720... happens all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:23am
  • Seriously everyone...they discovered a hamburger in their pocket. The fact that they can find the buttons is a surprise in itself, don't criticize that they said call instead of text.

    Submitted by turqouiseturtle on Apr 14, 11 at 9:16pm
  • You people who sit here and try and see if a text is fake, are annoying. shut up and just enjoy it. your ruining it for everyone. and how do you know if that person was on the phone and hung up without saying goodbye because there was a hamburger in their pocket? you dont, so again, shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:31am
  • oh whinge whinge, i laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:05am