i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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good thing you tucked it away safely, right next to your sunflower seeds
@anon8609 can't find one that's fills ya up? \nno need to make excuses.\ntraffic cones have a nice taper to them.
just don't like douchebag guys on TFLN who blame girls for their small penis insecurities and have obviously never taken a biology class in their lives. never had any complaints on my end, but thanks for checking!
and that's a cute defense mechanism you've got going there!
You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out and "shake" it all about
Well if his hand was down your pants I'd consider your debt for thieving to be absolved.
since when is it a reward for a guy to have his hand in the girl's pants? i don't see him getting much out of it...yet...so she owes him even more
hey.....you can put your weed in there
I hope he figures it out and cuntpunches you.
Jooknow it seems to me, he couldn't fight his way through all the bush to get to the weed.
Wow, you are the biggest bitch in the world. Stealing weed? That's so fucked up on so many levels. I can handle many things, but a theif is just a srsly fucked up person
Thief - off with the hand!
@TheRuleBook, u never fail at making me lmfao!
U still don't understand.. he let u steal it
It's a common trick
wow.. theivin is such a mean thing...
He knew where it was, apparantly your so much of a canyon that he didn't find his stash. (Hot dog in a canyon? Yikes)
just want to point out- I know no one cares and will continue to make misogynistic comments about "loose" girls to make themselves feel better for having small penises- that there's no such thing as a "big" vagina unless a lady is middle-aged or has recently had children. they are elastic and stretch to accommodate a penis...then they revert back to normal a few minutes after sex. having a lot of sex doesn't permanently "loosen" a vagina
otherwise dudes would always no when their girls were cheating, and tampons would be a waste of time, etc. it's such an ignorant and rude thing to say when it doesn't even make sense. the actual variation in size from vag to vag is very small, not even close to the range for penis sizes.
If I could thumbs up a reply, I would do so to this one. My hat goes off to you, sir-or-madam.
You are my hero. Thank you.
I love how anon made one reasonable comment and people are attacking her over it. She sounds intelligent and made some good points. She's spot on with all the info, Google it.\nYou're all sounding bitter and dumb, not her.
HAHAHAHAHA that made my day
stealing is against the 10 commandments u must repent.. NOW
girl+stealing weed= dead girl
@anon8609 are you bitter because people have told you its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? oh, and think about this...where do stretch marks come from? maybe skin losing it elasticity? yup, i think so
not bitter, no complaints, just feel it's my duty to correct any ignoramus on here with no knowledge of female anatomy. skin develops stretch marks when it is stretched too much over too short a period of time. SKIN is also not what VAGINAS are made out of. it's a canal of elastic muscular membrane, and if they didn't revert to normal mothers would just walk around with gaping holes between their legs. sorry that I clearly have had more experience with vaginas than you have, you must be the bit
*the bitter one. and they do lose their elasticity over time. like over decades. so maybe your mommy is a little loose but most of the college-age women mentioned on this website are good to go.
You're not very bright, are you?
Circpro, you are what's wrong with this world. Change your name to cancer.
@Vegasace, took the words right outta my mouth
That's why I shoved the ecstasy I stole from a bf in my stiletto...no worries there...