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  • Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 11:18am

    good thing you tucked it away safely, right next to your sunflower seeds

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    Submitted by twitch4twenty on Aug 4, 10 at 3:08pm

    @anon8609 can't find one that's fills ya up? \nno need to make excuses.\ntraffic cones have a nice taper to them.

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:29pm

      just don't like douchebag guys on TFLN who blame girls for their small penis insecurities and have obviously never taken a biology class in their lives. never had any complaints on my end, but thanks for checking!

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:31pm

      and that's a cute defense mechanism you've got going there!

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    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 2:31pm

    You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out and "shake" it all about

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 4, 10 at 12:35pm

    Well if his hand was down your pants I'd consider your debt for thieving to be absolved.

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      Submitted by bigcock93 on Aug 5, 10 at 7:31pm

      since when is it a reward for a guy to have his hand in the girl's pants? i don't see him getting much out of she owes him even more

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 4, 10 at 4:30pm can put your weed in there

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 4, 10 at 2:35pm

    Jooknow it seems to me, he couldn't fight his way through all the bush to get to the weed.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:55pm

    I hope he figures it out and cuntpunches you.

  • Submitted by TimothyLeary on Aug 4, 10 at 1:04pm

    Wow, you are the biggest bitch in the world. Stealing weed? That's so fucked up on so many levels. I can handle many things, but a theif is just a srsly fucked up person

  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:36am

    Thief - off with the hand!

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    Submitted by tigerfan21 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:17am

    That's lovely?

  • Submitted by thats_word on Aug 4, 10 at 12:52pm

    atta girl!!

  • Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:57pm

    @TheRuleBook, u never fail at making me lmfao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 8:03pm

    U still don't understand.. he let u steal it It's a common trick

  • Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 4, 10 at 12:45pm

    wow.. theivin is such a mean thing...

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:39am

    He knew where it was, apparantly your so much of a canyon that he didn't find his stash. (Hot dog in a canyon? Yikes)

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:31pm

      just want to point out- I know no one cares and will continue to make misogynistic comments about "loose" girls to make themselves feel better for having small penises- that there's no such thing as a "big" vagina unless a lady is middle-aged or has recently had children. they are elastic and stretch to accommodate a penis...then they revert back to normal a few minutes after sex. having a lot of sex doesn't permanently "loosen" a vagina

      • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:33pm

        otherwise dudes would always no when their girls were cheating, and tampons would be a waste of time, etc. it's such an ignorant and rude thing to say when it doesn't even make sense. the actual variation in size from vag to vag is very small, not even close to the range for penis sizes.

        • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:34pm


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          Submitted by starfishy on Aug 4, 10 at 7:03pm

          If I could thumbs up a reply, I would do so to this one. My hat goes off to you, sir-or-madam.

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          Submitted by opalquean on Aug 6, 10 at 5:50am

          You are my hero. Thank you.

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    Submitted by stonerchick69 on Jun 6, 12 at 4:42pm

    I love how anon made one reasonable comment and people are attacking her over it. She sounds intelligent and made some good points. She's spot on with all the info, Google it.\nYou're all sounding bitter and dumb, not her.

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    Submitted by fogdoglog on Aug 4, 10 at 2:35pm

    Sterling weed

  • Submitted by skitter on Aug 4, 10 at 12:42pm

    HAHAHAHAHA that made my day

  • Submitted by FUCKYEAPANCAKE on Aug 4, 10 at 9:34pm

    stealing is against the 10 commandments u must repent.. NOW

  • Submitted by Randaman1991 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:59pm

    girl+stealing weed= dead girl

  • Submitted by katieexbabyy on Aug 4, 10 at 11:19am

    lmfao @jojo

  • Submitted by CappyMac23 on Aug 4, 10 at 9:16pm

    @anon8609 are you bitter because people have told you its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? oh, and think about this...where do stretch marks come from? maybe skin losing it elasticity? yup, i think so

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:37pm

      not bitter, no complaints, just feel it's my duty to correct any ignoramus on here with no knowledge of female anatomy. skin develops stretch marks when it is stretched too much over too short a period of time. SKIN is also not what VAGINAS are made out of. it's a canal of elastic muscular membrane, and if they didn't revert to normal mothers would just walk around with gaping holes between their legs. sorry that I clearly have had more experience with vaginas than you have, you must be the bit

      • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:38pm

        *the bitter one. and they do lose their elasticity over time. like over decades. so maybe your mommy is a little loose but most of the college-age women mentioned on this website are good to go.

    • Submitted by opalquean on Aug 6, 10 at 5:51am

      You're not very bright, are you?

  • Submitted by 123go on Aug 4, 10 at 11:22am

    Circpro, you are what's wrong with this world. Change your name to cancer.

  • Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Aug 4, 10 at 8:31pm

    @Vegasace, took the words right outta my mouth

  • Submitted by lalind1 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:08am

    That's why I shoved the ecstasy I stole from a bf in my worries there...