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  • good thing you tucked it away safely, right next to your sunflower seeds

    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 11:18am
  • @anon8609 can't find one that's fills ya up? \nno need to make excuses.\ntraffic cones have a nice taper to them.

    Submitted by twitch4twenty on Aug 4, 10 at 3:08pm
    • just don't like douchebag guys on TFLN who blame girls for their small penis insecurities and have obviously never taken a biology class in their lives. never had any complaints on my end, but thanks for checking!

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:29pm
    • and that's a cute defense mechanism you've got going there!

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:31pm
  • You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out and "shake" it all about

    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 2:31pm
  • Well if his hand was down your pants I'd consider your debt for thieving to be absolved.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 4, 10 at 12:35pm
    • since when is it a reward for a guy to have his hand in the girl's pants? i don't see him getting much out of it...yet...so she owes him even more

      Submitted by bigcock93 on Aug 5, 10 at 7:31pm
  • hey.....you can put your weed in there

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 4, 10 at 4:30pm
  • I hope he figures it out and cuntpunches you.

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:55pm
  • Jooknow it seems to me, he couldn't fight his way through all the bush to get to the weed.

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 4, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Wow, you are the biggest bitch in the world. Stealing weed? That's so fucked up on so many levels. I can handle many things, but a theif is just a srsly fucked up person

    Submitted by TimothyLeary on Aug 4, 10 at 1:04pm
  • Thief - off with the hand!

    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:36am
  • atta girl!!

    Submitted by thats_word on Aug 4, 10 at 12:52pm
  • That's lovely?

    Submitted by tigerfan21 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:17am
  • wow.. theivin is such a mean thing...

    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 4, 10 at 12:45pm
  • U still don't understand.. he let u steal it It's a common trick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 8:03pm
  • @TheRuleBook, u never fail at making me lmfao!

    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:57pm
  • I love how anon made one reasonable comment and people are attacking her over it. She sounds intelligent and made some good points. She's spot on with all the info, Google it.\nYou're all sounding bitter and dumb, not her.

    Submitted by stonerchick69 on Jun 6, 12 at 4:42pm
  • @anon8609 are you bitter because people have told you its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? oh, and think about this...where do stretch marks come from? maybe skin losing it elasticity? yup, i think so

    Submitted by CappyMac23 on Aug 4, 10 at 9:16pm
    • not bitter, no complaints, just feel it's my duty to correct any ignoramus on here with no knowledge of female anatomy. skin develops stretch marks when it is stretched too much over too short a period of time. SKIN is also not what VAGINAS are made out of. it's a canal of elastic muscular membrane, and if they didn't revert to normal mothers would just walk around with gaping holes between their legs. sorry that I clearly have had more experience with vaginas than you have, you must be the bit

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:37pm
      • *the bitter one. and they do lose their elasticity over time. like over decades. so maybe your mommy is a little loose but most of the college-age women mentioned on this website are good to go.

        Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:38pm
    • You're not very bright, are you?

      Submitted by opalquean on Aug 6, 10 at 5:51am
  • Sterling weed

    Submitted by fogdoglog on Aug 4, 10 at 2:35pm
  • lmfao @jojo

    Submitted by katieexbabyy on Aug 4, 10 at 11:19am
  • HAHAHAHAHA that made my day

    Submitted by skitter on Aug 4, 10 at 12:42pm
  • He knew where it was, apparantly your so much of a canyon that he didn't find his stash. (Hot dog in a canyon? Yikes)

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:39am
    • just want to point out- I know no one cares and will continue to make misogynistic comments about "loose" girls to make themselves feel better for having small penises- that there's no such thing as a "big" vagina unless a lady is middle-aged or has recently had children. they are elastic and stretch to accommodate a penis...then they revert back to normal a few minutes after sex. having a lot of sex doesn't permanently "loosen" a vagina

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:31pm
      • otherwise dudes would always no when their girls were cheating, and tampons would be a waste of time, etc. it's such an ignorant and rude thing to say when it doesn't even make sense. the actual variation in size from vag to vag is very small, not even close to the range for penis sizes.

        Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:33pm
  • stealing is against the 10 commandments u must repent.. NOW

    Submitted by FUCKYEAPANCAKE on Aug 4, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Circpro, you are what's wrong with this world. Change your name to cancer.

    Submitted by 123go on Aug 4, 10 at 11:22am
  • girl+stealing weed= dead girl

    Submitted by Randaman1991 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:59pm
  • @Vegasace, took the words right outta my mouth

    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Aug 4, 10 at 8:31pm
  • That's why I shoved the ecstasy I stole from a bf in my stiletto...no worries there...

    Submitted by lalind1 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:08am