that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I'm in! I can do the helicopter dance and I think I've already proven my unintelligent comment prowess.
I think your comments are exceptional, and i'm a fool for anyone who can do the helicopter!!
What about the puppet show you were so proud of yesterday?
I do a ventriloquist act, a catapult thing, and conduct symphonies too. My act will depend on how classy the crowd is. The helicopter is always the big finish though.
I just use it to pee Angeles give multiple orgasms...occasionally it doubles as a hat rack
Alrighty boys, assemble the judging panel!!!
I've got a pic already..a few have already seen it
WTF? Anonymous dick pics submitted for pin the screen name to the pic?
huh?...just gimme your email ill send ya a copy
I never said * I * was judging...
My penis does impressions too...it impersonates a much smaller penis. Oh wait...nvm...it IS a much smaller penis
Lol, Vern Troyer!
I'm in for "Best of Show", steel is quite an eye-catcher.
That's because girls like shiny objects; especially THERE!
LMFAO!!! Brilliant idea!!! Where can I get tickets?
I'm in too my penis can do impressions,
That's what she said!
How bout shut the fuck up