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  • 82 47
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 1:11pm

    I'm in! I can do the helicopter dance and I think I've already proven my unintelligent comment prowess.

    • 48 40
      Submitted by Imalover on Dec 16, 11 at 2:48pm

      I think your comments are exceptional, and i'm a fool for anyone who can do the helicopter!!

    • 43 64
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 3:35pm

      What about the puppet show you were so proud of yesterday?

      • 48 46
        Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 4:48pm

        I do a ventriloquist act, a catapult thing, and conduct symphonies too. My act will depend on how classy the crowd is. The helicopter is always the big finish though.

        • 56 46
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 4:54pm

          I just use it to pee Angeles give multiple orgasms...occasionally it doubles as a hat rack

          • 43 41
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 6:04pm

            Alrighty boys, assemble the judging panel!!!

            • 40 46
              Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 8:39pm

              I've got a pic already..a few have already seen it

              • 48 50
                Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 9:19pm

                WTF? Anonymous dick pics submitted for pin the screen name to the pic?

                • 49 50
                  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 17, 11 at 4:20am

                  huh?...just gimme your email ill send ya a copy

                  • 38 45
                    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 2:02pm

                    I never said * I * was judging...

  • 66 49
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 16, 11 at 5:01pm

    My penis does impressions too...it impersonates a much smaller penis. Oh wait...nvm...it IS a much smaller penis

    • 43 53
      Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 8:45pm

      Lol, Vern Troyer!

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 3:25pm

    LMFAO!!! Brilliant idea!!! Where can I get tickets?

  • 51 45
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 16, 11 at 2:56pm

    I'm in for "Best of Show", steel is quite an eye-catcher.

    • 43 47
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 4:15pm

      That's because girls like shiny objects; especially THERE!

  • 44 49
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 16, 11 at 2:39pm

    I'm in too my penis can do impressions,

  • 42 50
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 16, 11 at 1:07pm

    That's what she said!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by seidel182 on Dec 17, 11 at 8:28am

    How bout shut the fuck up