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  • I'm in! I can do the helicopter dance and I think I've already proven my unintelligent comment prowess.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 1:11pm
    • I think your comments are exceptional, and i'm a fool for anyone who can do the helicopter!!

      Submitted by Imalover on Dec 16, 11 at 2:48pm
    • What about the puppet show you were so proud of yesterday?

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 3:35pm
      • I do a ventriloquist act, a catapult thing, and conduct symphonies too. My act will depend on how classy the crowd is. The helicopter is always the big finish though.

        Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 4:48pm
        • I just use it to pee Angeles give multiple orgasms...occasionally it doubles as a hat rack

          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 4:54pm
  • My penis does impressions too...it impersonates a much smaller penis. Oh wait...nvm...it IS a much smaller penis

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 16, 11 at 5:01pm
  • I'm in for "Best of Show", steel is quite an eye-catcher.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 16, 11 at 2:56pm
    • That's because girls like shiny objects; especially THERE!

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 4:15pm
  • LMFAO!!! Brilliant idea!!! Where can I get tickets?

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 3:25pm
  • I'm in too my penis can do impressions,

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 16, 11 at 2:39pm
  • That's what she said!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 16, 11 at 1:07pm
  • How bout shut the fuck up

    Submitted by seidel182 on Dec 17, 11 at 8:28am