Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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Don't try to blame that gooey white stuff around your mouth on the marshmallows
Those aren't marshmallows...
I know what I'm doing tonight...
if you keep eating all those marshmallows you will need to do more workout than just jerking off.
dont blame anyone but yourself when u have nightmares of the Stay- Puffed Marshmallow Man bending u over and givin u the gooey stuff later then.
Haha these comments are funnier than the text. :)