What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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Doesn't matter what you say, its how you say it. I recommend "with his dick in your mouth."
Say I'm a whore and I can't help it
All he'll hear is: "I'm a whore blah blah, suck your dick to make it up to you blah blah blah."
if they were twins, you could say: but babe, it was dark and i though it was you. (:
Can we still be boyfriends?
you fell asleep and i was so hurt, that your brother had to comfort me
Doesn't Hallmark make a card for that?
This definitely happened to me but it was my best friend not my boyfriend. lol whoops
Story of my life haha.
I'm a slut