What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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Doesn't matter what you say, its how you say it. I recommend "with his dick in your mouth."
Say I'm a whore and I can't help it
All he'll hear is: "I'm a whore blah blah, suck your dick to make it up to you blah blah blah."
if they were twins, you could say: but babe, it was dark and i though it was you. (:
Doesn't Hallmark make a card for that?
you fell asleep and i was so hurt, that your brother had to comfort me
Can we still be boyfriends?
This definitely happened to me but it was my best friend not my boyfriend. lol whoops
Story of my life haha.
I'm a slut