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  • 91 46
    Submitted by Vulpus on May 17, 11 at 2:09pm

    Doesn't matter what you say, its how you say it. I recommend "with his dick in your mouth."

  • 84 67
    Submitted by gjzk on May 17, 11 at 1:40pm

    Say I'm a whore and I can't help it

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on May 17, 11 at 2:09pm

    All he'll hear is: "I'm a whore blah blah, suck your dick to make it up to you blah blah blah."

  • 66 51
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on May 17, 11 at 2:35pm

    Can we still be boyfriends?

  • 60 46
    Submitted by softball22 on May 17, 11 at 2:41pm

    if they were twins, you could say: but babe, it was dark and i though it was you. (:

  • 60 55
    Submitted by mccheesy on May 17, 11 at 1:56pm

    you fell asleep and i was so hurt, that your brother had to comfort me

  • 61 60
    Submitted by thatgirlsarah on May 18, 11 at 2:14am

    Doesn't Hallmark make a card for that?

  • 48 44
    Submitted by jizzinyourtaco69 on May 17, 11 at 10:29pm

    Lol ^

  • 42 35
    Submitted by keelysiobhan on May 20, 11 at 2:26am

    This definitely happened to me but it was my best friend not my boyfriend. lol whoops

  • 47 52
    Submitted by blissfulbee on May 18, 11 at 5:30am

    Story of my life haha.

  • 37 33
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Sep 17, 11 at 9:56pm

    I'm a slut