I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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6:11 you add some alcohol to that and a few vhs tapes of land before time and youve got yourself a great night
12:36 I beg to differ.
Horrible mental image of a guy sobbing, jacking off, and passing out.
Sounds like my Saturday night.
Aww, now I made myself feel bad.
you need to get a life
Love it when men cry.
Buck up, you little shit of a man. Go get yourself a whore and some gin. Whatever it takes, quit your crying.
What? You don't swallow? Booooo!!
reminds me of junior high....fuck i just got the chills...someones in my head
land before time... what the fuck?
No amount of alcohol can make a children's dinosaur movie sexy.
speak from experience you sad individual??
"are those happy or sad tissues?"