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  • 70 37
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 20, 11 at 12:39pm

    That is his polite way of asking for a blumpkin.

    • 32 36
      Submitted by destructo on May 22, 11 at 6:00am

      HA! You said blumpkin.

  • 51 40
    Submitted by quelsauvage on May 20, 11 at 1:49pm

    Welcome to married life, sweetie!

    • 30 33
      Submitted by destructo on May 22, 11 at 6:02am

      You sure about that? My wife must be prude if thats what married life is like. I feel cheated.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 21, 11 at 3:25am

    EMTPirate: Gonna be honest and admit I had to look up "blumpkin." But the sample sentence accompanying the definition was the greatest: "Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, 'cause that janitor likes to give blumpkins."

  • 48 50
    Submitted by MajorJohnson on May 20, 11 at 11:06am

    At least he didnt shit in the tub.....so u got that going for you!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Natep on May 20, 11 at 12:06pm

    He could have asked for a blumpkin

  • 43 44
    Submitted by badassmanlyman on May 20, 11 at 12:49pm

    His need to take a shit supersedes your wish for a peaceful, non-smelly bath. Its pretty much a man-law.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by SeishinKitsune on May 20, 11 at 8:03pm

    This is what happens when you have a room mate in college.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 1:12pm

    Wtf takes a bath?

  • 33 35
    Submitted by kcs99 on May 21, 11 at 2:16am

    My daddy told me this is the true test of love...

  • 40 51
    Submitted by muireann04 on May 20, 11 at 3:40pm

    Definitely married life!

  • 38 49
    Submitted by toosweetfortreat on May 20, 11 at 11:08am

    When you gotta go you gotta go

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Ambz on May 21, 11 at 12:30am

    This literally just happened to me....

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Smophie on May 20, 11 at 3:23pm

    Wth lol