I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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That is his polite way of asking for a blumpkin.
HA! You said blumpkin.
Welcome to married life, sweetie!
You sure about that? My wife must be prude if thats what married life is like. I feel cheated.
Definitely married life!
He could have asked for a blumpkin
His need to take a shit supersedes your wish for a peaceful, non-smelly bath. Its pretty much a man-law.
My daddy told me this is the true test of love...
At least he didnt shit in the tub.....so u got that going for you!
This is what happens when you have a room mate in college.
EMTPirate: Gonna be honest and admit I had to look up "blumpkin." But the sample sentence accompanying the definition was the greatest: "Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, 'cause that janitor likes to give blumpkins."
Wtf takes a bath?
When you gotta go you gotta go
This literally just happened to me....