I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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That is his polite way of asking for a blumpkin.
HA! You said blumpkin.
Welcome to married life, sweetie!
You sure about that? My wife must be prude if thats what married life is like. I feel cheated.
Definitely married life!
He could have asked for a blumpkin
His need to take a shit supersedes your wish for a peaceful, non-smelly bath. Its pretty much a man-law.
My daddy told me this is the true test of love...
Wtf takes a bath?
At least he didnt shit in the tub.....so u got that going for you!
This is what happens when you have a room mate in college.
EMTPirate: Gonna be honest and admit I had to look up "blumpkin." But the sample sentence accompanying the definition was the greatest: "Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, 'cause that janitor likes to give blumpkins."
When you gotta go you gotta go
This literally just happened to me....