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  • That is his polite way of asking for a blumpkin.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 20, 11 at 12:39pm
  • Welcome to married life, sweetie!

    Submitted by quelsauvage on May 20, 11 at 1:49pm
    • You sure about that? My wife must be prude if thats what married life is like. I feel cheated.

      Submitted by destructo on May 22, 11 at 6:02am
  • Definitely married life!

    Submitted by muireann04 on May 20, 11 at 3:40pm
  • He could have asked for a blumpkin

    Submitted by Natep on May 20, 11 at 12:06pm
  • His need to take a shit supersedes your wish for a peaceful, non-smelly bath. Its pretty much a man-law.

    Submitted by badassmanlyman on May 20, 11 at 12:49pm
  • My daddy told me this is the true test of love...

    Submitted by kcs99 on May 21, 11 at 2:16am
  • At least he didnt shit in the tub.....so u got that going for you!

    Submitted by MajorJohnson on May 20, 11 at 11:06am
  • This is what happens when you have a room mate in college.

    Submitted by SeishinKitsune on May 20, 11 at 8:03pm
  • EMTPirate: Gonna be honest and admit I had to look up "blumpkin." But the sample sentence accompanying the definition was the greatest: "Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, 'cause that janitor likes to give blumpkins."

    Submitted by enormoustard on May 21, 11 at 3:25am
  • Wtf takes a bath?

    Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 1:12pm
  • When you gotta go you gotta go

    Submitted by toosweetfortreat on May 20, 11 at 11:08am
  • Wth lol

    Submitted by Smophie on May 20, 11 at 3:23pm
  • This literally just happened to me....

    Submitted by Ambz on May 21, 11 at 12:30am