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  • I once made a cop promise he wouldn't call my mom if I came back and talked to him (long story) but he kept his promise!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:25pm
  • a nice rack can get you out of so much it's unreal. I've gotten out of so many speeding tickets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:48am
  • I hope he bent you over as payment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:23am
  • you need to double pinky promise that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:16am
  • maybe if you gave him a BJ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Gotta remember to do this, but make sure I have someone else in the car

    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 5, 11 at 2:32am
  • She didn't say she was driving I had a breathalyzer in a country mart parkin lot didn't drive at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:21pm
  • A cop would definitely do something like this. Something similar has happened with me. If you're a hot girl or even a decent looking girl with a nice rack you can get out of pretty much everything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:09pm
    • I find it a strange coincidence that I seem to always be in skanky clubwear and I've never gotten a ticket.

      Submitted by mir00 on Oct 24, 11 at 11:50pm
  • 226 do u want to show me them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:42pm
  • if it worked... that's awesome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Miami bitch! I use to date a cop who intentionally gave tickets to hot girls trying to get out of them cause he said they've probably gotten enough breaks lol! Miss that guy..,

    Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 10, 11 at 1:36am
  • I woulda bent that ass over the car, turned on the siren and made her scream so loud to drown out the siren.... Fuck the pinky swear shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:08pm
  • That's pretty effing funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:08am
  • You can't make this shit up :DDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:06pm
  • dumb....fu......whatever hope the cop got some...

    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:13pm
  • drunk driving is a serious crime, not a joke. idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Where in Miami! I live in N Miami Bch, this is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:12am
  • it was a girl. she is my friend I was in the car. she has a nice rack. and we live in aventura! TRUE STORY GUYS. this is a not fuck-the-police story lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Did it work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:25am
  • I wanna be a cop so damn bad. I would pull over sexy ass girls for no reason just to see how far they would go to get out of a ticket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:50am
  • Who said it was drunk driving?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:02am
  • @ 9:57 you're a dick, drunk driving KILLS you fucking inbred.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:47am
  • Number one. Yes cops can absolutely lie about anything they want and they do\nNumber two. All you haters shut up just cause your not cute enough to get out of tickets and trouble with cops it's not our fault we can!

    Submitted by frost2121 on Sep 18, 11 at 2:49pm
  • I made the cop pinkie promise to pinky my Asshole and he did it I called him a pig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:07pm
  • 2:50, you should never speak again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:31am
  • NICELYYY DONEEE :)

    Submitted by hellokitty69 on Jan 29, 10 at 11:22pm
  • 6:12 Are you sure cops can lie? Usually cops just sideswipe things to make it seem like they answered, rather than out and out lie. The cops I've talked to anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:24pm
  • YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:46am
  • this is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:55pm
  • hahah this is GREAT!

    Submitted by Khutch636 on Mar 18, 10 at 11:02pm
  • I love it how some people are screaming "FAKE!!!!" How so? Just because he pinky promised doesn't mean he kept it... he was probably just trying to get the OP to take the damn test. I'm gonna call "not fake" on this one... dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:41am
  • 26 years old never had a speeding ticket (and i do bout 80 everywhere i go)....god i love my boobs :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:26am
  • 2:50 ur a douche

    Submitted by Bored0ne on May 17, 10 at 9:46pm
  • Ahh!! This sounds like a friend of mine who lives down there with me. Casey? Is that you?? ;)) <3Key West

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:15pm
  • I've done this!!

    Submitted by Dannynickpags789 on Dec 13, 11 at 8:35pm
  • LMFAO!!! did he keep it?

    Submitted by miniman27 on May 31, 11 at 12:44am
  • That don't work down here

    Submitted by bamaboy90 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:13pm
  • If you are a girl then yes a cop will do that...some cops can let things slide...I've seen it b4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:42pm
  • 2:50 needs to get a life........and a gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:42am
  • this actually happened i drover her ass home!!! lmao <3 u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Gotta throw s bullshit flag on that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:18pm
  • haha the cops here are dicks!! im glad i got one in the family =) otherwise i would be a fellon haha

    Submitted by boostitorjunkit on May 25, 10 at 8:01pm
  • haha! this is hilarious!! my boobs have gotten me out of 4 speeding tickets! and they got me a date with one of the officers who pulled me over! he was HOT!! :)

    Submitted by missaudi12 on Jan 5, 11 at 10:44am
  • Mm I'm a girl and love pussy I'm wet and fingering myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:57pm
  • No justice no peace, Don't trust tha po-lice Oh yeah, First.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:51pm
  • I have a hard time believing this one is not fake but its funny regardless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Mm I just ate out my girlfriends pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Ahhh Miami

    Submitted by mizzcharmz on Sep 1, 12 at 12:06pm
  • Typical dade county corruption. Lmao.

    Submitted by bahaha1234321 on Dec 3, 11 at 9:10pm
  • Ive gotten pulled over by the same cop about 6 or 7 times because he just wants to talk, but I still ask to see his badge and make sure it's real every time lol

    Submitted by ashton131 on Jul 23, 12 at 2:24am