my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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6:35, love how you cant even spell suffolk. Nassau rapes eastern
YOU SPELLED MARIJUANA WRONG YOU DUMB SHIT
he's most definitely high, man. make joints, not flame war.
This is the first post on this website that i immediately knew was fake. i especially knew this was fake considering thats my area code and i live in the suburbs of long island. umm...no. not gonna fly.
8:36. it was originally marihuana. the feds changed it so we would blame the mexicans for its use.
Hell yea long island
The same thing lol
haha i think saying my dog ran away and came back with a pot plant is kind of like saying, this pot plant just walked in my front door. obviously it's not real. it's just an ice breaker.
and i happen to think this text is hilarious.
Omfg best night ever.
who the fuck cares if its fake? stop being so serious about everything & take a joke. it doesn't matter whether it actually happened or not. use your imagination, go with the fuckin flow, and laugh. its good for you :)
7:49 have you ever heard of hydroponics?
Good boy!!!! Heres a treat. Actually take all the treats. You earned it bud.
Truly mans best friend. And 8:48 (1) we like them cause they are warm, soft, wet, and (hopefully) tight.
the fact that 516 is new york, proves its fakeness, i highly doubt anyone would be growing outside in new york, in december, where your dog could get to it. fake fake fake
WHO THE HELL PUT THEY LIKE THIS SHIT!?!?! You're as dumb as the OP if you actually put you like this!!!!
But if it were real...ahhhhhhh best night ever.
U should go follow ur dog next time to see where he go it
Who cares if he can't spell it. Has nobody realized that the u is right next to the i on a keyboard? i'm not saying it's not fake but it's easy to misspell things and not realize it.
they replaced 'i' with 'a' and those two arent even close to eachother so...
well if that happened to me I would never keep my dog on a leash.
12:39, you are a retard, he spelled it marajuana, its spelt marijuana, so he mixed up an I and an A, dumbass
Lmfao! Can I borrow your dog???
I use to work at an over night Christian camp over the summer and pot plants grew all over the woods. Seeing as though they are a plant and that's where most plants grow. Even though i doubt someones dog would bring back a plant. Whoever thought pot only grew indoors is dumb.
all u ppl that seriously get mad over the contemplation of a text being real or fake-----GET A LIFE! IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER!
no, 5:32. not on long island they don't. haha
maybe the dog is a retired FBI airport drug sniffing dog so it's good at finding pot, you don't know.
I will rip apart 5:00's asshole. this text is fake and not funny at all. I would punch this kid in the col if he texted me that
Blasted? Don't be a fuck
9:36 I'm sure he's fully aware. But that doesn't make it any less of a great night, he still found free weed.
Dude why do men like vaginas
best dog ever, it deserves a reward.
I'm stealing your dog.
Is that a Mexican word? Hince Juana?
I hope you gave him some brownies
This site is getting very fake...
omg, i cant believe people believe this. It makes me sick how STUPID people really are.
seeing as you don't know how to spell it, youi probably won't know how to use it. would be sick if this actually happened to a deserving person :@
best. dog. ever.
What a bunch of bitches responding to this. "fake." you weren't there so you don't know. And who the fuck cares anyway? It's supposed to be an entertaining site. You dumbfucks are out to ruin it...and it's probably because you have lame lives and you're jealous of the ppl posting.
Dude if i was blasted i wouldnt be able to spell marijuana
It could be real someone could be growing it close to where this person who can't spell marijuana right lives.
9:13 where else are you supposed to grow them? Last time I checked they were a plant and plants grow outside....
Apparently dogs ARE a mans best friend!
sounds like yu gotta dry it first kiddo
Apperently smoking a joint with my new best buddie! :)
It's not real so if it were real doesn't fucking matter!!!
I love your dog.
Ahhhhh you wish
Why does everyone always think stuff is fake dude?
9:13 is the dumbest fuck around!! Omg, MANY MANY people grow pot outside. You fucking
Haha nice and good point 8:42
why does everyone assume everything is fake
Best dog ever...
Since this is 516, and I live in 516, I can attest to the fact that this is probably not fake. Nassau county is filled with pot, and my town is actually known as "Pot Washington," and is nationally known as the most weed-filled town in NY (even though it is also one of the most expensive to live in). Seriously, we have weed growing in the woods next to our school, and most of the teachers like toking up too. So yeah, I doubt this is fake.
pics or it didn't happen.
@7:49 its called indoor plants, hydroponics obviously you dont smoke weed....
OP is just trying to copy the other tfln the other day about "i just found $100, etc..."
I need that dog.
I wish this kind of stuff hadppened to me
Fake? Probably. Retarded? Certainly. Pot needs to be dried before it is ready to smoke.
Oh my goodness so much anger.
(obviously fake... mostly because who the hell would grow a marijuana plant outside... nobody.)
but seriously, if my dog found marijuana he wouldnt bring it to me... he would eat it... greedy little bastard...
A mans best friend!!!
Make it legal Obama
Ya, I'm pretty sure it don't take a week or to to dry, just a few days
10:09 - its winter, so even if you could grow pot in nassau county, you couldnt do it now.
For real 8:28, chill the fuck out and smoke a bowl
it's hilarious because everyone is saying he spelled it wrong and they are as well. marihuana is originally spelled with an H instead of a J, but when nancy reagan started her war on drugs they changed the spelling so that people would associate it with hispanics.
He really is mans best friend. God I'm so jealous
Hahaha...nassau u scums...here in suffolf we do straight heroin
I fucking taking your dog
Smoke ur dog up and ur dogg
Yeah bro like I'm pretty sure like you need to dry it first yeahhhh I think that's what you do. You guys are all fucking idiots go look up in a rainstorm and drown yourselves
4:11 people don't grow pot in the suburbs?
That would be awesome. I would love it if my dig did that. I have found weed on a couple of occasions (and once or twice found my own that I'd lost) and it's a good feeling. I don't think this is too impossible, someone could have just dropped it, but it's unlikely. The ganja gods do move in mysterious ways though! Good dog!
IF YOU SWALLOW PUT "2"
IF YOU SPIT PUT "3"
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ya mean marijuana?
People that blame other people for believing this are the biggest morons to believe they really thin it's tru
(916): I just took a bong hit through my asshole it was epic now I'm so high I'm eating cereal with a fork lol is that classy
Um9:34, it's not freezing everywhere dumbass...and these glorious new inventions called cell phones would allow a person with say, an area code in Alaska to be texting in Hawaii. He could be just as retarded as you and not realize the shit needs to be dried first either.
WHAT A LIE...some of these bullshit stories make me want to delete the app.
To the second 8:45...this is the fakest shit ever and you're probably the dumbass bitch that posted it trying to be funny...FAIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!
How much for the dog?
Lmfao lol I live like in thy area coad and one of my friends grows pot outside in the summer lol and dude Nassau county has urban spots too it's not all suburbs
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Fake. Anyone who smokes knows you have to dry it first.
it would be an epic night and all know it
Fake. Fakey McFaker.
700 like this...wow a bunch of fucking morons this world has
this is the fakest shit ever , this person should just give up in life in general, first off im from this area and ppl r this dumb, that they would think this is true, and second its the dead of winter right now, weeds not growing in this weather, nor would a dog bring it back they would probally just eat it if this is true, epic fail!
i blaze but i didnt no you had to dry it
Seriously people stop posting fake sh*t, the point is real text messages, I don't want to log on and read about people trying to be funny!
Best dog ever!
... Can I steal your dog?
Who cares if any of this stuff is real? It's fucking awesome.
Roll tide! Roll tide! Roll tide!
can you train my dog to do that?
best day ever
Use your damn heads people who think this isn't fake..the dog found it's way home with a marijuana plant that was growing in below freezing weather and didn't chew it up in the process??? FAKE!
first you fucks. chkachkaPOWPOW!!
Best dog ever!!!
I would have said good dog.
i like to make big stinky POOP.
lol @ nassau county..stay classy
Pickup pine of the century. FACE.
Your stupid for thinking they believe it
Wow. What a lying tool.
You people are being so mean. Who knows if it's true, but maybe this person really texted it to someone... Relax.