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  • 6:35, love how you cant even spell suffolk. Nassau rapes eastern

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:19pm
  • YOU SPELLED MARIJUANA WRONG YOU DUMB SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:28pm
    • he's most definitely high, man. make joints, not flame war.

      Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:33pm
  • This is the first post on this website that i immediately knew was fake. i especially knew this was fake considering thats my area code and i live in the suburbs of long island. umm...no. not gonna fly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:11pm
  • The same thing lol

    Submitted by kushsmoke on Dec 26, 10 at 11:38pm
  • haha i think saying my dog ran away and came back with a pot plant is kind of like saying, this pot plant just walked in my front door. obviously it's not real. it's just an ice breaker. and i happen to think this text is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:32am
  • Hell yea long island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:33am
  • who the fuck cares if its fake? stop being so serious about everything & take a joke. it doesn't matter whether it actually happened or not. use your imagination, go with the fuckin flow, and laugh. its good for you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:00am
  • the fact that 516 is new york, proves its fakeness, i highly doubt anyone would be growing outside in new york, in december, where your dog could get to it. fake fake fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:15pm
  • 8:36. it was originally marihuana. the feds changed it so we would blame the mexicans for its use.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:59pm
  • 7:49 have you ever heard of hydroponics?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:33am
  • Omfg best night ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Good boy!!!! Heres a treat. Actually take all the treats. You earned it bud. Truly mans best friend. And 8:48 (1) we like them cause they are warm, soft, wet, and (hopefully) tight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:16pm
  • WHO THE HELL PUT THEY LIKE THIS SHIT!?!?! You're as dumb as the OP if you actually put you like this!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:35pm
  • But if it were real...ahhhhhhh best night ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:38pm
  • 12:39, you are a retard, he spelled it marajuana, its spelt marijuana, so he mixed up an I and an A, dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:47am
  • well if that happened to me I would never keep my dog on a leash.

    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jul 5, 10 at 8:49pm
  • U should go follow ur dog next time to see where he go it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:59am
  • I use to work at an over night Christian camp over the summer and pot plants grew all over the woods. Seeing as though they are a plant and that's where most plants grow. Even though i doubt someones dog would bring back a plant. Whoever thought pot only grew indoors is dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Who cares if he can't spell it. Has nobody realized that the u is right next to the i on a keyboard? i'm not saying it's not fake but it's easy to misspell things and not realize it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:39am
    • they replaced 'i' with 'a' and those two arent even close to eachother so...

      Submitted by michaelafogle on Dec 12, 10 at 12:53am
  • Lmfao! Can I borrow your dog???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:54pm
  • maybe the dog is a retired FBI airport drug sniffing dog so it's good at finding pot, you don't know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:09pm
  • all u ppl that seriously get mad over the contemplation of a text being real or fake-----GET A LIFE! IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:44am
  • no, 5:32. not on long island they don't. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:07pm
  • I will rip apart 5:00's asshole. this text is fake and not funny at all. I would punch this kid in the col if he texted me that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:07am
  • Blasted? Don't be a fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:53pm
  • 9:36 I'm sure he's fully aware. But that doesn't make it any less of a great night, he still found free weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:21pm
  • best dog ever, it deserves a reward.

    Submitted by bornhaili on Oct 28, 10 at 12:43am
  • Dude why do men like vaginas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Im BAR

    Submitted by mc16 on Apr 27, 10 at 6:28pm
  • Is that a Mexican word? Hince Juana?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:36pm
  • seeing as you don't know how to spell it, youi probably won't know how to use it. would be sick if this actually happened to a deserving person :@

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:32pm
  • best. dog. ever.

    Submitted by Edaddy916 on Jun 27, 11 at 9:23pm
  • This site is getting very fake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:31pm
  • I hope you gave him some brownies

    Submitted by mr_juggabear on Apr 20, 10 at 2:36am
  • What a bunch of bitches responding to this. "fake." you weren't there so you don't know. And who the fuck cares anyway? It's supposed to be an entertaining site. You dumbfucks are out to ruin it...and it's probably because you have lame lives and you're jealous of the ppl posting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:13am
  • Dude if i was blasted i wouldnt be able to spell marijuana

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:52pm
  • 9:13 where else are you supposed to grow them? Last time I checked they were a plant and plants grow outside....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:49pm
  • omg, i cant believe people believe this. It makes me sick how STUPID people really are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:33pm
  • sounds like yu gotta dry it first kiddo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:52pm
  • I'm stealing your dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Apparently dogs ARE a mans best friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:32am
  • Apperently smoking a joint with my new best buddie! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:00am
  • I love your dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:28am
  • It could be real someone could be growing it close to where this person who can't spell marijuana right lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:43pm
  • @7:49 its called indoor plants, hydroponics obviously you dont smoke weed....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:43pm
  • why does everyone assume everything is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Best dog ever...

    Submitted by monicaluv on Feb 6, 11 at 1:08am
  • Ahhhhh you wish

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 15, 10 at 7:01pm
  • Haha nice and good point 8:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Since this is 516, and I live in 516, I can attest to the fact that this is probably not fake. Nassau county is filled with pot, and my town is actually known as "Pot Washington," and is nationally known as the most weed-filled town in NY (even though it is also one of the most expensive to live in). Seriously, we have weed growing in the woods next to our school, and most of the teachers like toking up too. So yeah, I doubt this is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:02am
  • I wish this kind of stuff hadppened to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:09pm
  • pics or it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:04pm
  • It's not real so if it were real doesn't fucking matter!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Why does everyone always think stuff is fake dude?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:23pm
  • 9:13 is the dumbest fuck around!! Omg, MANY MANY people grow pot outside. You fucking Retard!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:34pm
  • OP is just trying to copy the other tfln the other day about "i just found $100, etc..." FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:42pm
  • I need that dog.

    Submitted by MyKillah on Sep 26, 11 at 4:05am
  • Fake? Probably. Retarded? Certainly. Pot needs to be dried before it is ready to smoke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Good doggy!

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:40pm
  • Ya, I'm pretty sure it don't take a week or to to dry, just a few days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:35pm
  • A mans best friend!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:40am
  • Make it legal Obama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:26am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:33pm
  • For real 8:28, chill the fuck out and smoke a bowl

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Aug 14, 11 at 2:20pm
  • 10:09 - its winter, so even if you could grow pot in nassau county, you couldnt do it now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Hahaha...nassau u scums...here in suffolf we do straight heroin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:35pm
  • it's hilarious because everyone is saying he spelled it wrong and they are as well. marihuana is originally spelled with an H instead of a J, but when nancy reagan started her war on drugs they changed the spelling so that people would associate it with hispanics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:45am
  • Oh my goodness so much anger. (obviously fake... mostly because who the hell would grow a marijuana plant outside... nobody.) but seriously, if my dog found marijuana he wouldnt bring it to me... he would eat it... greedy little bastard... :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:13am
  • Lucky!!!!!!!

    Submitted by tayquesha69 on Feb 6, 11 at 9:07pm
  • I fucking taking your dog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:07pm
  • IF YOU SWALLOW PUT "2" IF YOU SPIT PUT "3"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:22am
  • Um9:34, it's not freezing everywhere dumbass...and these glorious new inventions called cell phones would allow a person with say, an area code in Alaska to be texting in Hawaii. He could be just as retarded as you and not realize the shit needs to be dried first either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:18am
  • People that blame other people for believing this are the biggest morons to believe they really thin it's tru

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:45am
  • That would be awesome. I would love it if my dig did that. I have found weed on a couple of occasions (and once or twice found my own that I'd lost) and it's a good feeling. I don't think this is too impossible, someone could have just dropped it, but it's unlikely. The ganja gods do move in mysterious ways though! Good dog!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:49am
  • Hmmmmmmmmmmm ya mean marijuana?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

    Submitted by bettycakes on May 19, 10 at 3:45am
  • 4:11 people don't grow pot in the suburbs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:32pm
  • To the second 8:45...this is the fakest shit ever and you're probably the dumbass bitch that posted it trying to be funny...FAIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:59pm
  • WHAT A LIE...some of these bullshit stories make me want to delete the app.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:26pm
  • He really is mans best friend. God I'm so jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Smoke ur dog up and ur dogg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:16pm
  • (916): I just took a bong hit through my asshole it was epic now I'm so high I'm eating cereal with a fork lol is that classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:42am
  • Lmfao lol I live like in thy area coad and one of my friends grows pot outside in the summer lol and dude Nassau county has urban spots too it's not all suburbs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Yeah bro like I'm pretty sure like you need to dry it first yeahhhh I think that's what you do. You guys are all fucking idiots go look up in a rainstorm and drown yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:30pm
  • it would be an epic night and all know it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Best dog ever!

    Submitted by pdemarco on Apr 24, 12 at 5:33pm
  • How much for the dog?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:42pm
  • 700 like this...wow a bunch of fucking morons this world has

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Fake. Anyone who smokes knows you have to dry it first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:41am
  • Seriously people stop posting fake sh*t, the point is real text messages, I don't want to log on and read about people trying to be funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Fake. Fakey McFaker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:42pm
  • i blaze but i didnt no you had to dry it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:10am
  • ... Can I steal your dog?

    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 5:46pm
  • this is the fakest shit ever , this person should just give up in life in general, first off im from this area and ppl r this dumb, that they would think this is true, and second its the dead of winter right now, weeds not growing in this weather, nor would a dog bring it back they would probally just eat it if this is true, epic fail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:43am
  • Who cares if any of this stuff is real? It's fucking awesome.

    Submitted by JayTheWolf on Sep 12, 10 at 2:44pm
  • first you fucks. chkachkaPOWPOW!!

    Submitted by d0p3r_N3gr0 on Oct 17, 13 at 1:56am
  • I would have said good dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:50pm
  • can you train my dog to do that?

    Submitted by sebakasam on Mar 11, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Roll tide! Roll tide! Roll tide!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Use your damn heads people who think this isn't fake..the dog found it's way home with a marijuana plant that was growing in below freezing weather and didn't chew it up in the process??? FAKE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:35pm
  • i like to make big stinky POOP.

    Submitted by d0p3r_N3gr0 on Oct 17, 13 at 1:57am
  • best day ever

    Submitted by lernington on Jan 21, 10 at 6:58am
  • Best dog ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:01pm
  • lol @ nassau county..stay classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:01am
  • Pickup pine of the century. FACE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Your stupid for thinking they believe it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Wow. What a lying tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:51pm
  • You people are being so mean. Who knows if it's true, but maybe this person really texted it to someone... Relax.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:47pm