I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Yeah, no more waiting for the yearbook to come out, looking her name up in the index and flipping to the ladies' cross-country team photos... ah, progress.
nothing says "im a creep" like this text
what if she's just bad in bed?
I'm a freak, I'm a wierdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
well played EMT, well played!
So get your knees flexin and your arms T-rex'n and creep!
i think it's time to slow down on the porn and get out more
Maybe when he masterbates he can imagine she isn't so lazy in bed.
Unless there's a huge group of people out there with just one honking forearm like Popeye that nobody's seen, I don't think you can say your generation prefers fapping over getting laid
Not a dam thing wack a away Man wack away
You may very well be addicted to the act of voyerisum then you are to sex..