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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:05pm

    How did I celebrate Veteran's Day? Me and my two buddies celebrated by dressing up as Marines and banging some chick!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:12am

    On Christmas she fucks jesus... Easter she's gang banged by bunnies... And you don't even want to know what she fits in there on Arbor day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:08am

    it's one way of supporting the troops ;-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:44am

    If a man screws 3 women, he's a stud but if a women screws 3 men, she's a whore. Just another way women are controlled by men. Not ALL men feel she's a whore. My BF LOVES watching me have sex, and I love to put on a show for him. Women have the same sexual fantasies and needs as men do but society has told us it's wrong for centuries. Men can act on their urges but women can't? WTF, think about it!

    • 53 78
      Submitted by mbthagreat on Jan 1, 11 at 6:07pm

      really he watches u bang other guys? what a pussy

      • 50 83
        Submitted by badpseudonym on Nov 1, 11 at 7:49pm

        you're either a cunt, or a comic genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:45am

    Dang! I've only ever had two at a time. You rock! And for those folk who assume the OP is a female...I'm not...and the marines were the ones takin' it. OPEN UP THY MINDS!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:17am

    I figured OP was a guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:00am

    I am 1 of the 3 marines- Her Who-Ha Smelled Funny......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:32am

    8:44, i'm a chick on your side. the people who don't like don't have to be involved :) i don't care if you're celibate til your cooter dries up and falls out, but those are the kind of people who care what others do. forcing people to defend themselves about something that's nobody else's business anyway. hah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:35am

    9:27 No. First, not all people who sleep around are walking diseases. Get your head out of your lame abstinence education class. There are things called "condoms" when used properly they are effective at blocking most diseases. Secondly, just because a person doesn't sleep around, doesn't mean they're clean. Most diseases don't show symptoms, which is why its important to be checked every 6 months. Educate yourself little boy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:54am

    you know there are female marines...so this could be a guy, or a lesbian ...I have a boner now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:40am

    Don't ask, don't tell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:08am

    get it get it!!! but ur pussy must be loose as fuck if 3 marines can all fit inside. ur vagina must be like some sort of bottomless cave...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:54am

    if a chick bangs 3 dudes at once, she's a skank. i wouldnt stick my dick in her if it was double bagged. fuck that. btw, 8:44 it's not society telling women that it's not ok to have sexual fantasies/needs, it's other women.

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    Submitted by bobbybaddass on Mar 3, 10 at 12:58pm

    as a veteran I want to say thanks for serving your country

  • 86 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:52pm

    Oorah to that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34pm

    I'm a marine how about u fuck me

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:21pm

    What a cum dumpster?!

  • 91 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:17am

    I think OP is a guy, it would make a lot more sense.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:54am

    I really hope the person who sent this text was a guy - it would make it 900% better.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:22am

    8:54 Right, you're ovaries are totally judging her. You're just afraid of experienced women, it's okay, just own up to it douche.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34pm

    318: marines need 3 of you to fuck 1 girl? That's how you do it? ROFL

  • 86 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:42pm

    Ooh rah! That's one way to support the troops.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:32am

    9:57, do you have a dry-erase board you keep track of it, or do you just notch your bedpost before playing WoW?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:18am

    ... And he just lined them hot marine asses up and plowed them one after the other....

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:06am

    WEll you are a whore. Grats.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:37am

    Honestly, women wouldn't be called whores if all dicks were the same exact size. History has suppressed women indirectly because of penis envy. Think about it, if a girl cheated on you, wouldn't you be a lot less bothered if his dick was tiny? Be honest with yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:10am

    how do you celebrate other holidays ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:25pm

    One of them will marry you to protect your honor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:51am

    All you feminist, sexiest women in here disgust me!! Flip the roles, if it was a man banging three girls at the same time he'd be a man whore in most opinions. When it's a girl getting romped by three guys it's alright?!?! Quit making this double standard because this is totally a two way street!!

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:49pm

    OO-RAH SEMPER FI!!

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:03am

    Ahh. Way to ruin it=\

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:05pm

    8:41 This was totally a sausage fest. Although, yeah, participating in a gang bang of any kind tends to mean all parties involved lean towards bisexuality.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:14pm

    SEALs are good but nowhere near as good as Marines

  • 76 83
    Submitted by NikkiAwesome on Mar 29, 10 at 11:01pm

    marines are gross. period.

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:49am

    My question is not about her, but about them. what kind of guys what to have sex with one woman and two other guys? Also, that seems an awful lot like work to me, three guys in one night. I prefer one guy, multiple times a night. Much less work if you ask me. But you do have to stay up longer.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:34pm

    Like they didn't risk their lives enough serving our country, now they're risking their lives by fucking some VD infested whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:24am

    1020- hope you dont ever have to know what it's like to have one of your brothers die from a bullet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:56pm

    I love how all the chicks on here get jealous and call her a slut. Honey your boyfriend only says that because you got him whipped. I'm a woman and j don't give a damn what other women do! To the OP you go girl! xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:37am

    I bet they were all lance corporals that went out in town in jacksonville, and now will get NJP'd for being dumbasses and getting an STD. Guarantee it.

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      Submitted by AGudari on Mar 2, 10 at 7:09pm

      So true haha fucking hate this place

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:22am

    @8:44 -- you're a whore. Your bf would probably rather watch you have sex with someone else than stick his johnson in your filthy snatch

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:01am

    ever heard of morals you disgusting slut?

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:06pm

    H.O.T......... And jelous, and I'm a guy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:21am

    I'm jealous. I miss marines.

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:03pm

    It's kinda our thing.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:04am

    Skank, I hope you don't give diseases to your hubby when he gets back from deployment.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:56pm

    SEALs are better than marines

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:43pm

    4:04 shut up n sit yo ass down!!! This person here is a damn HO!!! Man or woman bitch I hope u at least got paid for selling your ass!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:29pm

    Way to be always faithful haha

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:24am

    It's a guy. Don't ask don't tell is more don't ask then ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:40pm

    you're a whore.. & this is disrepectful towards veterans day.. and probably not true

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:06pm

    Noooooooooooo ma'am!!!!

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:18pm

    Oohrah devils! That's how we do it

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:11pm

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:47pm

    jealous. marines make me wet.

    • 70 84
      Submitted by AGudari on Mar 2, 10 at 7:10pm

      what about corpsmen?

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:42am

    first... you are all stupid losers for even caring what the hell this girl/guy does they wanna be a slut let them leave them alone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:27am

    @ 8:54 Let me make sure I get it.....a fishy smelling vag riddled with STDs, crabs, and oozing puss =an experienced woman?

  • 60 71
    Submitted by tapatio on Aug 26, 10 at 10:46am

    Haha damn Fresno sluts.. Gotta love em atleast once to get your weiner licked

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:19pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks u are the bathroom attendant at "the manhole"!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 20, 11 at 12:49am

    A devil's threesome is discusting!!! And thats only two dudes! So unless the op fucked those marines at diffrent times i think this is just scary

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:40pm

    Wait a couple weeks, one of those retards knocked u up...

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:49pm

    8:05-- be nice, just because you're either to small to have her satisfied, or to loose that even five people can't fill your vag, double fisting...

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:44am

    Shit you had three marines had one army one navy and one air forces and that how i spent my veterans day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:55pm

    8:32 Fuck you. You'd be bitching your little ass off if that double standard had you on the bad end. Ending the stud/slut double standard can only benefit mankind as a whole, why continue an old, outdated, untrue stereotype.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:01pm

    oooorahhh baby. Im a marine and my day started with a BJ and just got better. SEMPER FI DO OR DIE

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:28pm

    OORAH!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:55am

    8:44, you're a whore. Stop crying.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:32am

    Hey "number 1" ..you smelled somethin funny and you still did it? Gross..how desperate are you? And the other asshat has white things? Ya, you are too stupid to hold arms.. not yeast, better make an appt. Hey I'm all about a woman gettin her groove on, but do it with a lttle class..and that doesn't mean "bragging" No one is impressed. There is a double standard, deal with it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:13pm

    Condoms keep the world safe children, don't fuck without one. So what if he/she is a whore, no ones forcing you to sleep with them, so lighten up.

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:13pm

    Everyone stop judging!! Let her be a whore if she wants....just stay FAR away from me!!

  • 59 74
    Submitted by usmc831 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:26am

    I ship in nov hit me up lol\nNehh I'm jk that's nasty shit Ty for showin my brothers some love tho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:21am

    Sex is sex, grow the fuck up. Get over it and enjoy life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:31pm

    Next year fuck 4 marines at once.

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:36am

    4:37 Chances are HE isn't married, because HE isn't legally allowed to get married.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:33pm

    310: they're called morale troops.

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:41am

    I bet it was just 4 guys no girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44am

    Honor Guard I like it Hard.......Ooh Rah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:20am

    do you make birthday requests haha ;-)

  • 63 84
    Submitted by uasbassplayer on Apr 13, 10 at 2:48am

    Please don't be from Visalia

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:08pm

    Am I the only one offended by 8:05? What could being black have to do with any of this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:56am

    9:51 is on drugs. Also, lol at "sexiest"

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:47pm

    OOH RAH! SEMPER FI FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:20am

    and people from the 559 say they aren't slutty...

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:02am

    soooo what does this girl do on Arbor Day?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:48pm

    oorah.. Marines dont leave anyone behind. its a team thing

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:13pm

    hey marines this is a doc saying hope you bagged it before you tagged it if you didn't make sure you wait for sypmtoms to occur before you go to sickcall. Oh and wash your junk nasties. Semper Fi Doc O

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:53am

    PS from 9:51, She's not a whore, at least they make money!! This bitch is a friggin skank, real marriage material!!

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:38am

    9:22 That's somewhat funny insult, but highly illogical. Also, just incase not that her example sounds like it, but google "cuckold". It's a fetish thats, well, more heard about nowadays.

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    Submitted by joshtats15 on Jan 10, 12 at 7:02pm

    Semper Fi

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:43am

    whoring it up for the nation! good girl! No seriously, I say fuck whomever you want as long as you're safe. I don't have it in me to go through with my gang bang fantasy, so yeah, kind of jealous of this girl.

  • 69 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:00pm

    I'm 12 and what is this?

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:33pm

    3:18... I'll be the guy with the fat bank account at 30, and your head will still be spinning wondering what the fuck you did with your life. Oorah, indeed.

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:11am

    Klosterman??

  • 61 86
    Submitted by inkslingineric on Sep 28, 10 at 4:27pm

    jocelyn moore jones is that you???

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:48pm

    @12/4/09 (mr. SeAL) fuck you i'm a marine celebrating 234 years of the Corps amd how long have the seals been around? only since 1962

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:43am

    Ya, sure he would 1:00 PM Were all the same. Orahh. Hes probably just pissed he cant do it anymore. That or he still is and you just dont know about it. :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:16am

    She must be ugly if only Marines will bang her.

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Miss_Anony on Feb 22, 10 at 9:36pm

    alright 1020. You really suck. If you don't appreciate our military, maybe you should consider moving a good bit north or south? But regardless, my entire family fights for your right to be an asshole, so keep bitching, they all said "you're welcome."

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:28pm

    Marines is capitalized...but thanks!!!

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:27am

    10:40pm said it all. Better start saving your whore tips for that future abortion.

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:33pm

    regardless of if it was a dude or a chick, theres no way you could do that without someones divining rod touching someone elses. and 1020, FUCK YOU you pansy liberal sack of shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:21am

    sounds like someone was busy...

  • 50 68
    Submitted by KitCarson on Nov 11, 11 at 3:02am

    As a marine I gotta say thank you

  • 61 90
    Submitted by rickyfitz on Oct 24, 10 at 11:56am

    Fuckin Fresno

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:31pm

    I'm probably the daddy of all three of them. Old Seabee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:05am

    Must be a black girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:45pm

    Fuck yea where was my invite, i'm a marine lol

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:12pm

    But you do that everyday!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:10pm

    hahaha. fressssssssno! that's how classy we are :p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:23pm

    Her mother must be so proud

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:10am

    She isn't just any whore she is a BARRACKS whore, thats what us in the military call people like her

  • 43 58
    Submitted by bigwhiteguy91 on Apr 22, 11 at 3:58am

    Semper fi!

  • 54 80
    Submitted by LolaLynn15 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:27pm

    with 4 marines, jk jk.

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:22pm

    Well just proves that Marines are still the best ;)

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:36pm

    Now that is how you fuck the troops. You ma'am, are quite patriotic.

  • 63 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:51pm

    i made my marine happy on vet day. Just One though.... I'm weak for leathernecks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:05pm

    Tag chasers are hilarious, at least jersey chasers have a shot at some cash.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:15pm

    Semper Fi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:28pm

    Now that's supporting the troops! I did this but it was 3 men and on woman from The Air Force.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:49pm

    can i have 1? just 1?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:31pm

    She's done her duty for her country!!

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44am

    Also, it's nature. Men want to spread their seed. Men can impregnate 10 women at the same time, but women can't have 10 babies by 10 guys at the same time.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:22am

    Ps the bday is nov 10. Veterans is nov 11

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:08am

    Hahaha Oooo GET IT GURL!!!

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Johnson86 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:15am

    Ok first off what a slut u making us females look bad and second of all Marines is always Capitalized so get it right.

  • 58 94
    Submitted by thatguy280 on Feb 10, 10 at 10:51am

    OORAHHH MARINE MARINE CORPS

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:12am

    1:00 - Please post here again when you realize you are unbelievably naive. Thanks in advance.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:37am

    women's rights...tisk tisk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:29am

    @ 10:20 you are a d*ck

  • 51 81
    Submitted by usmc831 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:25am

    Ohh rah!!! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:06am

    @8:44 The problem with your reasoning is that no guys ever fuck 3 girls at a time. If that did happen, say to one of my guy friends, I would classify him as a man-whore. Women are sexist....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:22pm

    If you're a skank and you know it clap your hands.......

  • 41 62
    Submitted by stitcheslove on Nov 28, 10 at 3:14pm

    You might wanna get yourself checked, marine. Especially if she drives a green mustang... I'm serious. @.@

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:29am

    bacon is good for me

  • 55 91
    Submitted by jckump on Aug 16, 10 at 11:41pm

    Most people don't know what it takes to be a marine but you could fail your asvab for starters. Go army.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:46am

    Also, it's a double standard because women are the ones getting "violated", so guys are like "all those girls let you violate them, u pimp!", while for girls it's like, "you let all those guys violate you? You whore!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:11am

    Soviet Russia will celebrate fucking YOUR marine.

  • Submitted by boomtex84 on Jan 13, 10 at 12:12pm

    Thank you We ALL salute you!!! you are a great American!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:03am

    u fucked it up good job vv

  • 34 51
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 11:41pm

    πŸšŠπŸš‰πŸšžπŸš†πŸš…πŸšˆπŸštrained bitch

  • 48 79
    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Dec 18, 11 at 2:40pm

    What a WHORE!!!

  • 58 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:19am

    this is like my biggest fantasy.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:08am

    U would never put my dick near another mans dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:40pm

    lol, OMG who admits that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, happy Veteran's Day..... enjoy the itch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:14pm

    Wow your a slut... but without people like you, there wouldn't be an America

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:04pm

    9:00....maybe instead of picking the white shit off of your penis, you should wait a couple of weeks then go see what STD she gave you because that probably wasn't a yeast infection.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:32am

    I bet the OP is a dude.

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:55am

    Wow you're like the biggest whore ever. This is how STDs get spread around..

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    What a disgrace to the Marine Corp! How disgusting! I'm dating a Marine and he would beat the shit out of those dumbasses. Have fun getting the herpes slut.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:50pm

    Wished my military guy a happy vets day, then went

  • 35 58
    Submitted by sneeeaaak on Aug 24, 12 at 4:50pm

    What's the big deal with marines? 100000$ says I can lay the pipe Better than any marine can.

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:42am

    Marines, they go, so we don't have to. And I'm glad, I wouldn't want to see that snatch after they were done! :S

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:22pm

    pretty sure thats called a train... and the marines didnt "get fucked" they fucked you....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:53pm

    guaranteed a fake post by someone in the marines, no doubt about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:58am

    9:00 and 9:37 but you still stuck it in didnt ya!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:54am

    Damn imma love being in the military. I joined just for girls like this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:43am

    Also, it's chemical. Testosterone causes violent tendencies, and sex is a violent act if you think about it. They've done studies, and both men and women in prison have higher levels of testosterone for the most part.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:40pm

    Bet that dudes 's ass is worn the fuck out... Hoo-rah!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:52pm

    That last one should be, I wished my mil guy a happy vet's day, then I banged my attorney.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:37am

    This is the reason I got out..... I bet her husband is in Iraq or Afghanistan. Nasty bitch. I hope those boots caught the herpes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:48am

    Also, it can be religious as well. You can have a man with 7 wives, but a woman can't have 7 husbands.

  • 52 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:40am

    I live in the 559 and my dad is a marine... Wonder what he been up to

  • 52 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:42pm

    ahh, this brings back memories.....

  • 48 92
    Submitted by . on Feb 16, 10 at 7:22pm

    You are grossssss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:54pm

    May I ask for your name, and why the fuck you'd have it with three marines at once?.. -happy guy.

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    Submitted by kasumirock on Dec 26, 11 at 8:29pm

    I feel as though any chick defending the double standards is a big, dirty whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:57am

    And those are my opinions. I'm no goody 2 shoes, I fucked 36 girls last year, I just wanted to say why I think there's a double standard...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:14pm

    Wow! Even the Marines that did it wish they hadnt. That's GREAT! Thats why I stick with my one Marine. He's the only one I need!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:43am

    wow, smells like shame, whore, and bad decisions with this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:24pm

    I am a Marine this is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:27pm

    Wow! What a champ! I'm sure her pussy is so loose already it hangs to the ground! Nasty slut! I'm sure she is fat and ugly and that was the only reason anyone would touch her

  • 41 92
    Submitted by Johnson86 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:05am

    U must be the one who makes the support our troops signs lol

  • 41 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:41pm

    Good job comparing an entire branch to one elite force.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44am

    khaki fever, how very nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:37am

    I am also one of the Marines, I think she had a Yeast Infection? Still picking little white things off the Johnson.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:21am

    Not funny 8:12, but an A for effort. As for the OP... If it's true it's really sad that she's such a whore and not even getting paid to do it on film. But I'm sure that it's not in fact true, but the idea behind the post is pretty funny so I'm not going to hate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:20am

    Proof that Marines are just idiot bullet-sponges who can only get trashy whores.