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  • How did I celebrate Veteran's Day? Me and my two buddies celebrated by dressing up as Marines and banging some chick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:05pm
  • On Christmas she fucks jesus... Easter she's gang banged by bunnies... And you don't even want to know what she fits in there on Arbor day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:12am
  • it's one way of supporting the troops ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:08am
  • If a man screws 3 women, he's a stud but if a women screws 3 men, she's a whore. Just another way women are controlled by men. Not ALL men feel she's a whore. My BF LOVES watching me have sex, and I love to put on a show for him. Women have the same sexual fantasies and needs as men do but society has told us it's wrong for centuries. Men can act on their urges but women can't? WTF, think about it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:44am
  • Dang! I've only ever had two at a time. You rock! And for those folk who assume the OP is a female...I'm not...and the marines were the ones takin' it. OPEN UP THY MINDS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:45am
  • I figured OP was a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:17am
  • you know there are female marines...so this could be a guy, or a lesbian ...I have a boner now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:54am
  • I am 1 of the 3 marines- Her Who-Ha Smelled Funny......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:00am
  • ... And he just lined them hot marine asses up and plowed them one after the other....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:18am
  • I really hope the person who sent this text was a guy - it would make it 900% better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:54am
  • get it get it!!! but ur pussy must be loose as fuck if 3 marines can all fit inside. ur vagina must be like some sort of bottomless cave...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:08am
  • What a cum dumpster?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:21pm
  • 9:27 No. First, not all people who sleep around are walking diseases. Get your head out of your lame abstinence education class. There are things called "condoms" when used properly they are effective at blocking most diseases. Secondly, just because a person doesn't sleep around, doesn't mean they're clean. Most diseases don't show symptoms, which is why its important to be checked every 6 months. Educate yourself little boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:35am
  • marines are gross. period.

    Submitted by NikkiAwesome on Mar 29, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Her mother must be so proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:23pm
  • you're a whore.. & this is disrepectful towards veterans day.. and probably not true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:40pm
  • I'm a marine how about u fuck me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Ahh. Way to ruin it=\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:03am
  • I think OP is a guy, it would make a lot more sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:17am
  • ever heard of morals you disgusting slut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:01am
  • Wished my military guy a happy vets day, then went

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:50pm
  • if a chick bangs 3 dudes at once, she's a skank. i wouldnt stick my dick in her if it was double bagged. fuck that. btw, 8:44 it's not society telling women that it's not ok to have sexual fantasies/needs, it's other women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:54am
  • Don't ask, don't tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:40am
  • SEALs are better than marines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:56pm
  • @12/4/09 (mr. SeAL) fuck you i'm a marine celebrating 234 years of the Corps amd how long have the seals been around? only since 1962

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:48pm
  • 8:44, you're a whore. Stop crying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:55am
  • Ya, sure he would 1:00 PM Were all the same. Orahh. Hes probably just pissed he cant do it anymore. That or he still is and you just dont know about it. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:43am
  • Ooh rah! That's one way to support the troops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:42pm
  • whoring it up for the nation! good girl! No seriously, I say fuck whomever you want as long as you're safe. I don't have it in me to go through with my gang bang fantasy, so yeah, kind of jealous of this girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:43am
  • One of them will marry you to protect your honor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:25pm
  • SEALs are good but nowhere near as good as Marines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:14pm
  • 8:44, i'm a chick on your side. the people who don't like don't have to be involved :) i don't care if you're celibate til your cooter dries up and falls out, but those are the kind of people who care what others do. forcing people to defend themselves about something that's nobody else's business anyway. hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:32am
  • 8:54 Right, you're ovaries are totally judging her. You're just afraid of experienced women, it's okay, just own up to it douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:22am
  • All you feminist, sexiest women in here disgust me!! Flip the roles, if it was a man banging three girls at the same time he'd be a man whore in most opinions. When it's a girl getting romped by three guys it's alright?!?! Quit making this double standard because this is totally a two way street!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:51am
  • Wait a couple weeks, one of those retards knocked u up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:40pm
  • H.O.T......... And jelous, and I'm a guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:06pm
  • and people from the 559 say they aren't slutty...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:20am
  • as a veteran I want to say thanks for serving your country

    Submitted by bobbybaddass on Mar 3, 10 at 12:58pm
  • May I ask for your name, and why the fuck you'd have it with three marines at once?.. -happy guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:54pm
  • As a marine I gotta say thank you

    Submitted by KitCarson on Nov 11, 11 at 3:02am
  • hey marines this is a doc saying hope you bagged it before you tagged it if you didn't make sure you wait for sypmtoms to occur before you go to sickcall. Oh and wash your junk nasties. Semper Fi Doc O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Shit you had three marines had one army one navy and one air forces and that how i spent my veterans day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:44am
  • Oorah to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:52pm
  • Wow! Even the Marines that did it wish they hadnt. That's GREAT! Thats why I stick with my one Marine. He's the only one I need!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:14pm
  • u fucked it up good job vv

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:03am
  • I'm jealous. I miss marines.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:21am
  • soooo what does this girl do on Arbor Day?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:02am
  • OO-RAH SEMPER FI!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:49pm
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Condoms keep the world safe children, don't fuck without one. So what if he/she is a whore, no ones forcing you to sleep with them, so lighten up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:13pm
  • oorah.. Marines dont leave anyone behind. its a team thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Honestly, women wouldn't be called whores if all dicks were the same exact size. History has suppressed women indirectly because of penis envy. Think about it, if a girl cheated on you, wouldn't you be a lot less bothered if his dick was tiny? Be honest with yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:37am
  • how do you celebrate other holidays ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:10am
  • I bet it was just 4 guys no girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:41am
  • It's a guy. Don't ask don't tell is more don't ask then ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:24am
  • Everyone stop judging!! Let her be a whore if she wants....just stay FAR away from me!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:13pm
  • can i have 1? just 1?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Skank, I hope you don't give diseases to your hubby when he gets back from deployment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:04am
  • Thank you We ALL salute you!!! you are a great American!!!!!

    Submitted by boomtex84 on Jan 13, 10 at 12:12pm
  • @8:44 -- you're a whore. Your bf would probably rather watch you have sex with someone else than stick his johnson in your filthy snatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:22am
  • Klosterman??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:11am
  • 8:41 This was totally a sausage fest. Although, yeah, participating in a gang bang of any kind tends to mean all parties involved lean towards bisexuality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:05pm
  • 310: they're called morale troops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Oohrah devils! That's how we do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:18pm
  • 10:40pm said it all. Better start saving your whore tips for that future abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:27am
  • Honor Guard I like it Hard.......Ooh Rah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44am
  • Fuck yea where was my invite, i'm a marine lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Now that is how you fuck the troops. You ma'am, are quite patriotic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Hahaha Oooo GET IT GURL!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:08am
  • I bet they were all lance corporals that went out in town in jacksonville, and now will get NJP'd for being dumbasses and getting an STD. Guarantee it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:37am
  • Semper Fi

    Submitted by joshtats15 on Jan 10, 12 at 7:02pm
  • ahh, this brings back memories.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:42pm
  • PS from 9:51, She's not a whore, at least they make money!! This bitch is a friggin skank, real marriage material!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:53am
  • Haha damn Fresno sluts.. Gotta love em atleast once to get your weiner licked

    Submitted by tapatio on Aug 26, 10 at 10:46am
  • alright 1020. You really suck. If you don't appreciate our military, maybe you should consider moving a good bit north or south? But regardless, my entire family fights for your right to be an asshole, so keep bitching, they all said "you're welcome."

    Submitted by Miss_Anony on Feb 22, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Sex is sex, grow the fuck up. Get over it and enjoy life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:21am
  • 8:32 Fuck you. You'd be bitching your little ass off if that double standard had you on the bad end. Ending the stud/slut double standard can only benefit mankind as a whole, why continue an old, outdated, untrue stereotype.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Fuckin Fresno

    Submitted by rickyfitz on Oct 24, 10 at 11:56am
  • Noooooooooooo ma'am!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:06pm
  • 8:05-- be nice, just because you're either to small to have her satisfied, or to loose that even five people can't fill your vag, double fisting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:49pm
  • But you do that everyday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Hey "number 1" ..you smelled somethin funny and you still did it? Gross..how desperate are you? And the other asshat has white things? Ya, you are too stupid to hold arms.. not yeast, better make an appt. Hey I'm all about a woman gettin her groove on, but do it with a lttle class..and that doesn't mean "bragging" No one is impressed. There is a double standard, deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:32am
  • 318: marines need 3 of you to fuck 1 girl? That's how you do it? ROFL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Am I the only one offended by 8:05? What could being black have to do with any of this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:08pm
  • A devil's threesome is discusting!!! And thats only two dudes! So unless the op fucked those marines at diffrent times i think this is just scary

    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 20, 11 at 12:49am
  • Like they didn't risk their lives enough serving our country, now they're risking their lives by fucking some VD infested whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:34pm
  • 4:04 shut up n sit yo ass down!!! This person here is a damn HO!!! Man or woman bitch I hope u at least got paid for selling your ass!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:43pm
  • hahaha. fressssssssno! that's how classy we are :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 9:22 That's somewhat funny insult, but highly illogical. Also, just incase not that her example sounds like it, but google "cuckold". It's a fetish thats, well, more heard about nowadays.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:38am
  • jocelyn moore jones is that you???

    Submitted by inkslingineric on Sep 28, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Please don't be from Visalia

    Submitted by uasbassplayer on Apr 13, 10 at 2:48am
  • OORAHHH MARINE MARINE CORPS

    Submitted by thatguy280 on Feb 10, 10 at 10:51am
  • Ok first off what a slut u making us females look bad and second of all Marines is always Capitalized so get it right.

    Submitted by Johnson86 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:15am
  • first... you are all stupid losers for even caring what the hell this girl/guy does they wanna be a slut let them leave them alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:42am
  • 9:51 is on drugs. Also, lol at "sexiest"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:56am
  • I love how all the chicks on here get jealous and call her a slut. Honey your boyfriend only says that because you got him whipped. I'm a woman and j don't give a damn what other women do! To the OP you go girl! xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:56pm
  • U would never put my dick near another mans dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:08am
  • OORAH!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:28pm
  • 9:57, do you have a dry-erase board you keep track of it, or do you just notch your bedpost before playing WoW?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:32am
  • She must be ugly if only Marines will bang her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:16am
  • My question is not about her, but about them. what kind of guys what to have sex with one woman and two other guys? Also, that seems an awful lot like work to me, three guys in one night. I prefer one guy, multiple times a night. Much less work if you ask me. But you do have to stay up longer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:49am
  • Marines, they go, so we don't have to. And I'm glad, I wouldn't want to see that snatch after they were done! :S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:42am
  • Charles Rutherford thinks u are the bathroom attendant at "the manhole"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:19pm
  • with 4 marines, jk jk.

    Submitted by LolaLynn15 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:27pm
  • She isn't just any whore she is a BARRACKS whore, thats what us in the military call people like her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:10am
  • I ship in nov hit me up lol\nNehh I'm jk that's nasty shit Ty for showin my brothers some love tho

    Submitted by usmc831 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:26am
  • Now that's supporting the troops! I did this but it was 3 men and on woman from The Air Force.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I'm 12 and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Ohh rah!!! Lol

    Submitted by usmc831 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:25am
  • I am a Marine this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:24pm
  • sounds like someone was busy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:21am
  • @8:44 The problem with your reasoning is that no guys ever fuck 3 girls at a time. If that did happen, say to one of my guy friends, I would classify him as a man-whore. Women are sexist....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:06am
  • 1020- hope you dont ever have to know what it's like to have one of your brothers die from a bullet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:24am
  • Marines is capitalized...but thanks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:28pm
  • pretty sure thats called a train... and the marines didnt "get fucked" they fucked you....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Ps the bday is nov 10. Veterans is nov 11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:22am
  • I live in the 559 and my dad is a marine... Wonder what he been up to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:40am
  • 4:37 Chances are HE isn't married, because HE isn't legally allowed to get married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:36am
  • oooorahhh baby. Im a marine and my day started with a BJ and just got better. SEMPER FI DO OR DIE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:01pm
  • It's kinda our thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:03pm
  • WEll you are a whore. Grats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:06am
  • Proof that Marines are just idiot bullet-sponges who can only get trashy whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:20am
  • Way to be always faithful haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:29pm
  • You might wanna get yourself checked, marine. Especially if she drives a green mustang... I'm serious. @.@

    Submitted by stitcheslove on Nov 28, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Next year fuck 4 marines at once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Wow! What a champ! I'm sure her pussy is so loose already it hangs to the ground! Nasty slut! I'm sure she is fat and ugly and that was the only reason anyone would touch her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:27pm
  • @ 10:20 you are a d*ck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:29am
  • What's the big deal with marines? 100000$ says I can lay the pipe Better than any marine can.

    Submitted by sneeeaaak on Aug 24, 12 at 4:50pm
  • lol, OMG who admits that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, happy Veteran's Day..... enjoy the itch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:40pm
  • jealous. marines make me wet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Soviet Russia will celebrate fucking YOUR marine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:11am
  • Must be a black girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:05am
  • What a WHORE!!!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Dec 18, 11 at 2:40pm
  • OOH RAH! SEMPER FI FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:47pm
  • wow, smells like shame, whore, and bad decisions with this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:43am
  • bacon is good for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:29am
  • Also, it can be religious as well. You can have a man with 7 wives, but a woman can't have 7 husbands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:48am
  • Semper Fi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:15pm
  • guaranteed a fake post by someone in the marines, no doubt about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Also, it's nature. Men want to spread their seed. Men can impregnate 10 women at the same time, but women can't have 10 babies by 10 guys at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44am
  • I'm probably the daddy of all three of them. Old Seabee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:31pm
  • That last one should be, I wished my mil guy a happy vet's day, then I banged my attorney.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:52pm
  • regardless of if it was a dude or a chick, theres no way you could do that without someones divining rod touching someone elses. and 1020, FUCK YOU you pansy liberal sack of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Most people don't know what it takes to be a marine but you could fail your asvab for starters. Go army.

    Submitted by jckump on Aug 16, 10 at 11:41pm
  • If you're a skank and you know it clap your hands.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Also, it's chemical. Testosterone causes violent tendencies, and sex is a violent act if you think about it. They've done studies, and both men and women in prison have higher levels of testosterone for the most part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:43am
  • 9:00....maybe instead of picking the white shit off of your penis, you should wait a couple of weeks then go see what STD she gave you because that probably wasn't a yeast infection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:04pm
  • She's done her duty for her country!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:31pm
  • You are grossssss

    Submitted by . on Feb 16, 10 at 7:22pm
  • this is like my biggest fantasy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:19am
  • Tag chasers are hilarious, at least jersey chasers have a shot at some cash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:05pm
  • What a disgrace to the Marine Corp! How disgusting! I'm dating a Marine and he would beat the shit out of those dumbasses. Have fun getting the herpes slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:00pm
  • @ 8:54 Let me make sure I get it.....a fishy smelling vag riddled with STDs, crabs, and oozing puss =an experienced woman?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:27am
  • I feel as though any chick defending the double standards is a big, dirty whore.

    Submitted by kasumirock on Dec 26, 11 at 8:29pm
  • 3:18... I'll be the guy with the fat bank account at 30, and your head will still be spinning wondering what the fuck you did with your life. Oorah, indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 1:00 - Please post here again when you realize you are unbelievably naive. Thanks in advance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:12am
  • i made my marine happy on vet day. Just One though.... I'm weak for leathernecks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Wow you're like the biggest whore ever. This is how STDs get spread around..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:55am
  • πŸšŠπŸš‰πŸšžπŸš†πŸš…πŸšˆπŸštrained bitch

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 11:41pm
  • women's rights...tisk tisk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:37am
  • Good job comparing an entire branch to one elite force.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Damn imma love being in the military. I joined just for girls like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:54am
  • do you make birthday requests haha ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:20am
  • I bet the OP is a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:32am
  • Wow your a slut... but without people like you, there wouldn't be an America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:14pm
  • And those are my opinions. I'm no goody 2 shoes, I fucked 36 girls last year, I just wanted to say why I think there's a double standard...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:57am
  • Semper fi!

    Submitted by bigwhiteguy91 on Apr 22, 11 at 3:58am
  • This is the reason I got out..... I bet her husband is in Iraq or Afghanistan. Nasty bitch. I hope those boots caught the herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:37am
  • Bet that dudes 's ass is worn the fuck out... Hoo-rah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Well just proves that Marines are still the best ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:22pm
  • 9:00 and 9:37 but you still stuck it in didnt ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:58am
  • U must be the one who makes the support our troops signs lol

    Submitted by Johnson86 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:05am
  • Also, it's a double standard because women are the ones getting "violated", so guys are like "all those girls let you violate them, u pimp!", while for girls it's like, "you let all those guys violate you? You whore!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:46am
  • Not funny 8:12, but an A for effort. As for the OP... If it's true it's really sad that she's such a whore and not even getting paid to do it on film. But I'm sure that it's not in fact true, but the idea behind the post is pretty funny so I'm not going to hate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:21am
  • I am also one of the Marines, I think she had a Yeast Infection? Still picking little white things off the Johnson.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:37am
  • khaki fever, how very nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44am