I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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How did I celebrate Veteran's Day? Me and my two buddies celebrated by dressing up as Marines and banging some chick!
Best reply ever.
On Christmas she fucks jesus... Easter she's gang banged by bunnies... And you don't even want to know what she fits in there on Arbor day.
it's one way of supporting the troops ;-)
If a man screws 3 women, he's a stud but if a women screws 3 men, she's a whore. Just another way women are controlled by men. Not ALL men feel she's a whore. My BF LOVES watching me have sex, and I love to put on a show for him. Women have the same sexual fantasies and needs as men do but society has told us it's wrong for centuries. Men can act on their urges but women can't? WTF, think about it!
really he watches u bang other guys? what a pussy
you're either a cunt, or a comic genius
Dang! I've only ever had two at a time. You rock!
And for those folk who assume the OP is a female...I'm not...and the marines were the ones takin' it. OPEN UP THY MINDS!!!
you know there are female marines...so this could be a guy, or a lesbian
...I have a boner now
I figured OP was a guy
I am 1 of the 3 marines- Her Who-Ha Smelled Funny......
... And he just lined them hot marine asses up and plowed them one after the other....
get it get it!!! but ur pussy must be loose as fuck if 3 marines can all fit inside. ur vagina must be like some sort of bottomless cave...
I really hope the person who sent this text was a guy - it would make it 900% better.
marines are gross. period.
you're a whore.. & this is disrepectful towards veterans day.. and probably not true
What a cum dumpster?!
9:27 No. First, not all people who sleep around are walking diseases. Get your head out of your lame abstinence education class. There are things called "condoms" when used properly they are effective at blocking most diseases. Secondly, just because a person doesn't sleep around, doesn't mean they're clean. Most diseases don't show symptoms, which is why its important to be checked every 6 months. Educate yourself little boy.
Ahh. Way to ruin it=\
I'm a marine how about u fuck me
Her mother must be so proud
ever heard of morals you disgusting slut?
Wished my military guy a happy vets day, then went
I think OP is a guy, it would make a lot more sense.
SEALs are better than marines
if a chick bangs 3 dudes at once, she's a skank. i wouldnt stick my dick in her if it was double bagged. fuck that. btw, 8:44 it's not society telling women that it's not ok to have sexual fantasies/needs, it's other women.
Ooh rah! That's one way to support the troops.
Don't ask, don't tell.
Oorah to that
8:44, you're a whore. Stop crying.
Ya, sure he would 1:00 PM Were all the same. Orahh. Hes probably just pissed he cant do it anymore. That or he still is and you just dont know about it. :-)
whoring it up for the nation! good girl! No seriously, I say fuck whomever you want as long as you're safe.
I don't have it in me to go through with my gang bang fantasy, so yeah, kind of jealous of this girl.
All you feminist, sexiest women in here disgust me!! Flip the roles, if it was a man banging three girls at the same time he'd be a man whore in most opinions. When it's a girl getting romped by three guys it's alright?!?! Quit making this double standard because this is totally a two way street!!
May I ask for your name, and why the fuck you'd have it with three marines at once?..
8:54 Right, you're ovaries are totally judging her. You're just afraid of experienced women, it's okay, just own up to it douche.
@12/4/09 (mr. SeAL) fuck you i'm a marine celebrating 234 years of the Corps amd how long have the seals been around? only since 1962
Wait a couple weeks, one of those retards knocked u up...
One of them will marry you to protect your honor.
8:44, i'm a chick on your side. the people who don't like don't have to be involved :)
i don't care if you're celibate til your cooter dries up and falls out, but those are the kind of people who care what others do. forcing people to defend themselves about something that's nobody else's business anyway. hah
H.O.T......... And jelous, and I'm a guy!
SEALs are good but nowhere near as good as Marines
I bet it was just 4 guys no girl
and people from the 559 say they aren't slutty...
As a marine I gotta say thank you
Shit you had three marines had one army one navy and one air forces and that how i spent my veterans day
I'm jealous. I miss marines.
as a veteran I want to say thanks for serving your country
hey marines this is a doc saying hope you bagged it before you tagged it if you didn't make sure you wait for sypmtoms to occur before you go to sickcall. Oh and wash your junk nasties.
u fucked it up good job vv
Wow! Even the Marines that did it wish they hadnt. That's GREAT! Thats why I stick with my one Marine. He's the only one I need!
soooo what does this girl do on Arbor Day?
OO-RAH SEMPER FI!!
oorah.. Marines dont leave anyone behind. its a team thing
Condoms keep the world safe children, don't fuck without one. So what if he/she is a whore, no ones forcing you to sleep with them, so lighten up.
Oohrah devils! That's how we do it
I bet they were all lance corporals that went out in town in jacksonville, and now will get NJP'd for being dumbasses and getting an STD.
So true haha fucking hate this place
Honestly, women wouldn't be called whores if all dicks were the same exact size. History has suppressed women indirectly because of penis envy. Think about it, if a girl cheated on you, wouldn't you be a lot less bothered if his dick was tiny? Be honest with yourself.
how do you celebrate other holidays ;)
Everyone stop judging!! Let her be a whore if she wants....just stay FAR away from me!!
can i have 1? just 1?
It's a guy. Don't ask don't tell is more don't ask then ever.
Thank you We ALL salute you!!! you are a great American!!!!!
310: they're called morale troops.
Oooo GET IT GURL!!!
@8:44 -- you're a whore. Your bf would probably rather watch you have sex with someone else than stick his johnson in your filthy snatch
Skank, I hope you don't give diseases to your hubby when he gets back from deployment.
8:41 This was totally a sausage fest. Although, yeah, participating in a gang bang of any kind tends to mean all parties involved lean towards bisexuality.
Honor Guard I like it Hard.......Ooh Rah
8:32 Fuck you. You'd be bitching your little ass off if that double standard had you on the bad end. Ending the stud/slut double standard can only benefit mankind as a whole, why continue an old, outdated, untrue stereotype.
10:40pm said it all. Better start saving your whore tips for that future abortion.
Sex is sex, grow the fuck up. Get over it and enjoy life.
Fuck yea where was my invite, i'm a marine lol
Now that is how you fuck the troops.
You ma'am, are quite patriotic.
But you do that everyday!
PS from 9:51,
She's not a whore, at least they make money!! This bitch is a friggin skank, real marriage material!!
Haha damn Fresno sluts.. Gotta love em atleast once to get your weiner licked
Hey "number 1" ..you smelled somethin funny and you still did it? Gross..how desperate are you? And the other asshat has white things? Ya, you are too stupid to hold arms.. not yeast, better make an appt. Hey I'm all about a woman gettin her groove on, but do it with a lttle class..and that doesn't mean "bragging" No one is impressed. There is a double standard, deal with it.
alright 1020. You really suck. If you don't appreciate our military, maybe you should consider moving a good bit north or south? But regardless, my entire family fights for your right to be an asshole, so keep bitching, they all said "you're welcome."
OORAHHH MARINE MARINE CORPS
hahaha. fressssssssno! that's how classy we are :p
U would never put my dick near another mans dick
4:04 shut up n sit yo ass down!!! This person here is a damn HO!!! Man or woman bitch I hope u at least got paid for selling your ass!!!!
jocelyn moore jones is that you???
ahh, this brings back memories.....
I love how all the chicks on here get jealous and call her a slut. Honey your boyfriend only says that because you got him whipped. I'm a woman and j don't give a damn what other women do! To the OP you go girl! xD
318: marines need 3 of you to fuck 1 girl? That's how you do it? ROFL
8:05-- be nice, just because you're either to small to have her satisfied, or to loose that even five people can't fill your vag, double fisting...
Am I the only one offended by 8:05? What could being black have to do with any of this?
9:22 That's somewhat funny insult, but highly illogical. Also, just incase not that her example sounds like it, but google "cuckold". It's a fetish thats, well, more heard about nowadays.
A devil's threesome is discusting!!! And thats only two dudes! So unless the op fucked those marines at diffrent times i think this is just scary
Like they didn't risk their lives enough serving our country, now they're risking their lives by fucking some VD infested whore.
9:57, do you have a dry-erase board you keep track of it, or do you just notch your bedpost before playing WoW?
first... you are all stupid losers for even caring what the hell this girl/guy does they wanna be a slut let them leave them alone
She must be ugly if only Marines will bang her.
9:51 is on drugs. Also, lol at "sexiest"
Please don't be from Visalia
She isn't just any whore she is a BARRACKS whore, thats what us in the military call people like her
Ok first off what a slut u making us females look bad and second of all Marines is always Capitalized so get it right.
I am a Marine this is awesome
Marines, they go, so we don't have to.
And I'm glad, I wouldn't want to see that snatch after they were done! :S
Now that's supporting the troops! I did this but it was 3 men and on woman from The Air Force.
I'm 12 and what is this?
Charles Rutherford thinks u are the bathroom attendant at "the manhole"!
My question is not about her, but about them. what kind of guys what to have sex with one woman and two other guys?
Also, that seems an awful lot like work to me, three guys in one night. I prefer one guy, multiple times a night. Much less work if you ask me. But you do have to stay up longer.
1020- hope you dont ever have to know what it's like to have one of your brothers die from a bullet.
with 4 marines, jk jk.
Ohh rah!!! Lol
pretty sure thats called a train... and the marines didnt "get fucked" they fucked you....
sounds like someone was busy...
I ship in nov hit me up lol\nNehh I'm jk that's nasty shit Ty for showin my brothers some love tho
Ps the bday is nov 10. Veterans is nov 11
@8:44 The problem with your reasoning is that no guys ever fuck 3 girls at a time. If that did happen, say to one of my guy friends, I would classify him as a man-whore. Women are sexist....
Marines is capitalized...but thanks!!!
4:37 Chances are HE isn't married, because HE isn't legally allowed to get married.
Way to be always faithful haha
I live in the 559 and my dad is a marine... Wonder what he been up to
It's kinda our thing.
WEll you are a whore. Grats.
oooorahhh baby. Im a marine and my day started with a BJ and just got better. SEMPER FI DO OR DIE
You might wanna get yourself checked, marine. Especially if she drives a green mustang... I'm serious. @.@
Next year fuck 4 marines at once.
Proof that Marines are just idiot bullet-sponges who can only get trashy whores.
What's the big deal with marines? 100000$ says I can lay the pipe Better than any marine can.
regardless of if it was a dude or a chick, theres no way you could do that without someones divining rod touching someone elses. and 1020, FUCK YOU you pansy liberal sack of shit.
Wow! What a champ! I'm sure her pussy is so loose already it hangs to the ground! Nasty slut! I'm sure she is fat and ugly and that was the only reason anyone would touch her
What a WHORE!!!
@ 10:20 you are a d*ck
lol, OMG who admits that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, happy Veteran's Day..... enjoy the itch!
Soviet Russia will celebrate fucking YOUR marine.
jealous. marines make me wet.
what about corpsmen?
Also, it can be religious as well. You can have a man with 7 wives, but a woman can't have 7 husbands.
bacon is good for me
Must be a black girl
9:00....maybe instead of picking the white shit off of your penis, you should wait a couple of weeks then go see what STD she gave you because that probably wasn't a yeast infection.
wow, smells like shame, whore, and bad decisions with this one
OOH RAH! SEMPER FI FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
I'm probably the daddy of all three of them.
That last one should be, I wished my mil guy a happy vet's day, then I banged my attorney.
guaranteed a fake post by someone in the marines, no doubt about it
Also, it's nature. Men want to spread their seed. Men can impregnate 10 women at the same time, but women can't have 10 babies by 10 guys at the same time.
3:18... I'll be the guy with the fat bank account at 30, and your head will still be spinning wondering what the fuck you did with your life.
Also, it's chemical. Testosterone causes violent tendencies, and sex is a violent act if you think about it. They've done studies, and both men and women in prison have higher levels of testosterone for the most part.
I feel as though any chick defending the double standards is a big, dirty whore.
this is like my biggest fantasy.
If you're a skank and you know it clap your hands.......
Most people don't know what it takes to be a marine but you could fail your asvab for starters. Go army.
You are grossssss
i made my marine happy on vet day. Just One though....
I'm weak for leathernecks
Tag chasers are hilarious, at least jersey chasers have a shot at some cash.
She's done her duty for her country!!
@ 8:54 Let me make sure I get it.....a fishy smelling vag riddled with STDs, crabs, and oozing puss =an experienced woman?
What a disgrace to the Marine Corp! How disgusting! I'm dating a Marine and he would beat the shit out of those dumbasses. Have fun getting the herpes slut.
1:00 - Please post here again when you realize you are unbelievably naive. Thanks in advance.
Wow you're like the biggest whore ever. This is how STDs get spread around..
Bet that dudes 's ass is worn the fuck out... Hoo-rah!
women's rights...tisk tisk.
Good job comparing an entire branch to one elite force.
And those are my opinions. I'm no goody 2 shoes, I fucked 36 girls last year, I just wanted to say why I think there's a double standard...
Damn imma love being in the military. I joined just for girls like this
Wow your a slut... but without people like you, there wouldn't be an America
Well just proves that Marines are still the best ;)
I bet the OP is a dude.
This is the reason I got out..... I bet her husband is in Iraq or Afghanistan. Nasty bitch. I hope those boots caught the herpes.
do you make birthday requests haha ;-)
U must be the one who makes the support our troops signs lol
Also, it's a double standard because women are the ones getting "violated", so guys are like "all those girls let you violate them, u pimp!", while for girls it's like, "you let all those guys violate you? You whore!"
9:00 and 9:37 but you still stuck it in didnt ya!
Not funny 8:12, but an A for effort. As for the OP... If it's true it's really sad that she's such a whore and not even getting paid to do it on film. But I'm sure that it's not in fact true, but the idea behind the post is pretty funny so I'm not going to hate
I am also one of the Marines, I think she had a Yeast Infection?
Still picking little white things off the Johnson.....
khaki fever, how very nice.