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  • i have a bartender friend who makes me bloody marys togo that i black out and wake up to in the morning, best friend ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:22pm
  • wow! i have a bartender friend who makes me bloody marys togo and also own the fuckin classy t-shirt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:45am
  • I cure hangovers with ice cream and sex - not sure how to fit that in a purse though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:22am
  • Black out me is so considerate, i know what you mean. : )

    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:23pm
  • I wish I knew you too!!! This is my third TFLN that's been posted.....can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:50pm
  • too funny i wish i knew you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Drunk me sabotages hungover me by craftily deleting the sent text messages from my outbox thinking i'm doing myself a favor-concealing the shame. I'd prefer to know what people were replying "WTF???" to when I wake up though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:31pm
  • I do the same thing for myself!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Haha thiacfracked me up. I'm very impressed lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17am
  • hahahah omg I love it! I agree with 236 to the fullest haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:23pm
  • haha i wish blackout me was as considerate. blackout me always tries to hookup with my guy friends and hungover me can't understand why she does these embarrassing things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Love it!

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove on Jun 13, 11 at 7:05pm
  • 1st time reading tfln and I think I know you are you from the upper gunnison valley, did you ever get that shirt that said "fucking classy!"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:46am
  • I've gotta remember to do this sometime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:38pm
  • hahaha this is great. When i'm too drunk to function i somehow manage to clean, i don't know how, but I wake up and all around me is spotless. This is hilarious though:) and 10:38, shut up. its funny so who cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:42pm
  • 2:37pm- AGREED! Helps with the headache and nausea!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:38am
  • omg this is hilarious! blacked out me just gives me obnoxiously huge bruises by falling down stairs and running into things and hungover me therefore can't walk in the morning :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:40pm
  • 2:36, I think we are twins! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:14pm
  • is this from grand junction???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:36pm
  • it's all about the powerade. if you freeze it and take it out while you're in the shower, you end up drinking powerade syrup. Good in 15 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:55pm
  • blackout me is not that considerate. she just drinks more and more ensuring a hungover me is fuct beyond belief. hungover me has to muster up the courage to get diet ginger ale. now i'm not a health nut, but diet ginger ale is the only hangover cure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:43pm
  • thanks for the laugh!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:24pm
  • i wish my black out self was so considerate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:41am
  • OMG this is fucking hilarious! I <3 it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Did you just refer to yourself in the 5th person?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:38am
  • Whenever I'm too drunk to drink anymore (without shooting + reloading), I tend to nick drinks (beers, bottles of tequila) and fit them in my purse for the next morning. I tell myself that no one around me notices but I can't help but think that they do ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:13pm
  • I hope this is one of my Fort Collins friends...the best...go rammies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:33pm
  • hahahah SO funny! this is great. although, i know they say "the hair of the dog that bit you" is the best cure, but i can never stomach a drink the morning after. more power to anyone who can!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Lol Drunk you seems nice

    Submitted by HowPhunny on May 9, 12 at 7:48pm
  • Marry me. You can't be living in Vail, the ladies here aren't that cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 2;37 sooo true, blackout me always makes sure to get some weed ready and waiting for hungover me in the morning... way more satisfying :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:37am
  • and to the post above me i own the fucking classy t-shirt, small world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Find a friend who's a medic...in the morning they hook you to fluids and your ready for the day!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm
  • pot is far better in the morning though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I want your blacked out self to come hang out with my hung over self!!!

    Submitted by Kevdog1800 on May 27, 10 at 8:35pm
  • Blackout me always trys to help hungy me. Hungover me is on her own, poor thing. You are lucky to have such a considerate blackout alibi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:06am
  • You sound like me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:22am
  • Lol my geeked up blacked out self always hide me a line for the morning. Always. I call it my wake up line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:12am
  • The 970 always keeps it fresh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:06am
  • bloody marys are the best hangover cures!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:11pm