Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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i have a bartender friend who makes me bloody marys togo that i black out and wake up to in the morning, best friend ever!
wow! i have a bartender friend who makes me bloody marys togo and also own the fuckin classy t-shirt!
I cure hangovers with ice cream and sex - not sure how to fit that in a purse though...
I wish I knew you too!!! This is my third TFLN that's been posted.....can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing lol
too funny i wish i knew you!!
Drunk me sabotages hungover me by craftily deleting the sent text messages from my outbox thinking i'm doing myself a favor-concealing the shame. I'd prefer to know what people were replying "WTF???" to when I wake up though...
Black out me is so considerate, i know what you mean. : )
I do the same thing for myself!!!
Haha thiacfracked me up. I'm very impressed lol
hahahah omg I love it! I agree with 236 to the fullest haha
haha i wish blackout me was as considerate. blackout me always tries to hookup with my guy friends and hungover me can't understand why she does these embarrassing things.
1st time reading tfln and I think I know you are you from the upper gunnison valley, did you ever get that shirt that said "fucking classy!"?
I've gotta remember to do this sometime.
hahaha this is great. When i'm too drunk to function i somehow manage to clean, i don't know how, but I wake up and all around me is spotless. This is hilarious though:)
and 10:38, shut up. its funny so who cares.
2:37pm- AGREED! Helps with the headache and nausea!
omg this is hilarious! blacked out me just gives me obnoxiously huge bruises by falling down stairs and running into things and hungover me therefore can't walk in the morning :[
2:36, I think we are twins! lol
is this from grand junction???
it's all about the powerade. if you freeze it and take it out while you're in the shower, you end up drinking powerade syrup. Good in 15 minutes.
blackout me is not that considerate. she just drinks more and more ensuring a hungover me is fuct beyond belief. hungover me has to muster up the courage to get diet ginger ale. now i'm not a health nut, but diet ginger ale is the only hangover cure.
thanks for the laugh!!!
i wish my black out self was so considerate
OMG this is fucking hilarious! I <3 it!
Did you just refer to yourself in the 5th person?
Whenever I'm too drunk to drink anymore (without shooting + reloading), I tend to nick drinks (beers, bottles of tequila) and fit them in my purse for the next morning. I tell myself that no one around me notices but I can't help but think that they do ...
I hope this is one of my Fort Collins friends...the best...go rammies
hahahah SO funny! this is great.
although, i know they say "the hair of the dog that bit you" is the best cure, but i can never stomach a drink the morning after. more power to anyone who can!!
Lol Drunk you seems nice
Marry me. You can't be living in Vail, the ladies here aren't that cool.
2;37 sooo true, blackout me always makes sure to get some weed ready and waiting for hungover me in the morning... way more satisfying :-)
and to the post above me i own the fucking classy t-shirt, small world
Find a friend who's a medic...in the morning they hook you to fluids and your ready for the day!!
pot is far better in the morning though!
I want your blacked out self to come hang out with my hung over self!!!
Blackout me always trys to help hungy me. Hungover me is on her own, poor thing. You are lucky to have such a considerate blackout alibi.
You sound like me :)
Lol my geeked up blacked out self always hide me a line for the morning. Always. I call it my wake up line.
The 970 always keeps it fresh!
bloody marys are the best hangover cures!!