Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
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just hope you don't lose your phone...
So you parked outside the church before drinking?
Sadly we've all been there.
Sooo fake. Literally who does that... Nobody I've ever met
Is your car locked? Because you put your car keys in the glove box.