Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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"Vaginal contents: also tequila and semen"
Breakfast of champions
Beat me to it.
I'm guessing the semen was the chaser.
Haha Definitely sounds like it!
Look at the bright side, for once there's more Tequila than semen.
America at it's best!
I really hope this is a female saying this.
Lol that would be fkd up
wish i could be the semen in ur stomach... :'(
"anal contents: well, you get the gist."