I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Put your big girl/boy panties on and get it out there. If the older generation of your family is supportive, chances are your parents will be to. There's no need to live a lie simply to keep up appearances. Besides... If grandpa knows, everyone already suspects.
Yep, then you can use the drugs for fun instead of dealing with denial.
..and they make big boy panties?
Yeah, speedos. LOL! Or maybe the novelty kind with an elephant trunk!
I've worn both, does that mean?.....
Hmmm... You're either a big-boy or coming out of the closet. Not sure which.
I need to know before the weekend so I can plan accordingly.
It's Tuesday... And I don't know you to judge. What am I supposed to go on?
Well, I just accidentally saw a few seconds of Glee and had to change it before I puked in my mouth. Idk, use female intuition?
When you puked in your mouth, was there cum in it? You and your silly flirtatious banter... Do I detect some insecurity? Do you really need my validation to secure your masculinity? Does it matter what my assessment of you is, or is this a ruse to try to get me to ask you for a photo? If the latter is the case, you'd have had better luck taking one for the team at cake vodka.
No to all questions, just playing and having a few laughs. I banter with people with wit and a sense of humor. Angry, presumptuous, and judgemental people bore me.
Yeah, I wonder about the cum question... LOL!
I never puked, do I detect homophobia?...
Absolutely not!!! As a girl, I think it's a beautiful place to visit; I just don't want to live there. As for guys, I couldn't care less.
"... will be *too." I know you word nazis will get me...
Wow, a supportive comment on TFLN and only two thumbs down? So there is hope for humanity.
None whatsoever. We're just being kind because it's almost Crimbus.