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  • 90 59
    Submitted by deezknight on Oct 1, 11 at 2:52pm

    "u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2"\n\nAwwww dude.... say it isn't so!

  • 85 59
    Submitted by Bubula on Oct 1, 11 at 2:09pm

    cause hes g@y and would prefer to have just you there!

  • 80 62
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 1, 11 at 11:42pm

    Easy. They're all menstruating together.

  • 80 79
    Submitted by idkroflmao on Oct 1, 11 at 2:57pm

    Sounds like somebody's daughter is having a slumber party!

  • 63 62
    Submitted by angacid on Oct 1, 11 at 7:16pm

    The nuns are visiting grandma? AGAIN?

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Porcelain_Tramp on Oct 1, 11 at 6:51pm

    Bahaha woahhhhh

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Das70sKid on Oct 7, 11 at 1:46am

    @deezknight Haha brilliantly said!

  • 43 42
    Submitted by dwakaa on Jan 25, 12 at 8:24pm

    there has to be a ugly one at least one

  • 55 68
    Submitted by sleete on Oct 4, 11 at 5:29pm

    They're fat, ugly, underage or some combination of all three.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by John87 on Oct 7, 11 at 12:08pm

    Jail bait