Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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let's all read the text again so we can comment on what it's talking about not how it's written, yeah?
The thought is correct, but not the grammar.
Yes. "There's" is used rather than "there are". Not clear on the apostrophe issue; I would have used BJs as plural
Yeah, "BJs" is correct. Even the few sources that treat apostrophe pluralization as acceptable recommend it only for the rare abbreviation that contains internal punctuation.
I think most men would consider any injury heal-able with a bj. "Babe, I got a paper cut! I need a bj stat!"
I guess "kissing the boo-boo" can make things better, sometimes. If the OT (original texter) were my woman, my dick would be having a lot of small injuries.
Tlovell and nwa you DON'T need the apostrophe to make it plural. There's been much debate on the issue, and the general consensus is that it's the authors choice, and depends upon the stylistic register.
you stupid bastards getting on here like your the fucking grammar police should go eat a bullet. From the end of the gun you put into your own mouth.
WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR SO MUCH. you are reading texts about blowjobs and all you can say is "derp that's not proper grammar" you little shits.
You need a question mark after "much," a capital Y in "you," a comma after "derp" and a comma after "grammar."
I agree with you Nuff. TFLN isn't the place to worry about grammar. Laugh, then move on.
Consider that the grammar-bashing and subsequent slamming of the grammar-bashers is entertainment in and of itself. Often times it's more entertaining to read than the TFLN. I found humor in tlovell down there calling symphonicmaiden a "dumbass" for not not knowing how to pluralize "dumbass" correctly. Classic!
Make that: ...not knowing how to pluralize "BJ" correctly.
It can be funny to a point, but when you look at this comment thread, there are only 3 or 4 actual comments on the text. Plue I'm sure when you send a text or comment on here, you're not thinking, 'Oh I need to be on my toes, this is now English class.
Wow, that is absolutely ridiculous. It's also funny that they didn't know that "bj's" stands for "bj is", rather than saying "bjs", as in "multiple".
You do put an apostrophe after an abbreviation such as "BJ" when you're making it plural. Dumbass.