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    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 27, 11 at 9:36pm

    let's all read the text again so we can comment on what it's talking about not how it's written, yeah?

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 27, 11 at 3:44pm

    The thought is correct, but not the grammar.

    • 61 63
      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 27, 11 at 5:40pm

      Yes. "There's" is used rather than "there are". Not clear on the apostrophe issue; I would have used BJs as plural

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        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 27, 11 at 8:14pm

        Yeah, "BJs" is correct. Even the few sources that treat apostrophe pluralization as acceptable recommend it only for the rare abbreviation that contains internal punctuation.

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    Submitted by Le_Bag on Jan 28, 11 at 2:51am

    like blueballs

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    Submitted by Nightshade on Jan 28, 11 at 12:52am

    I think most men would consider any injury heal-able with a bj. "Babe, I got a paper cut! I need a bj stat!"

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    Submitted by maskedman on Jan 27, 11 at 6:10pm

    I guess "kissing the boo-boo" can make things better, sometimes. If the OT (original texter) were my woman, my dick would be having a lot of small injuries.

  • Submitted by nuff_said on Jan 27, 11 at 8:43pm

    WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR SO MUCH. you are reading texts about blowjobs and all you can say is "derp that's not proper grammar" you little shits.

    • 87 84
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 27, 11 at 9:01pm

      You need a question mark after "much," a capital Y in "you," a comma after "derp" and a comma after "grammar."

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      Submitted by Nightshade on Jan 28, 11 at 12:50am

      I agree with you Nuff. TFLN isn't the place to worry about grammar. Laugh, then move on.

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 28, 11 at 8:19am

      Consider that the grammar-bashing and subsequent slamming of the grammar-bashers is entertainment in and of itself. Often times it's more entertaining to read than the TFLN. I found humor in tlovell down there calling symphonicmaiden a "dumbass" for not not knowing how to pluralize "dumbass" correctly. Classic!

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        Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 28, 11 at 8:21am

        Make that: ...not knowing how to pluralize "BJ" correctly.

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          Submitted by Nightshade on Jan 28, 11 at 9:57am

          It can be funny to a point, but when you look at this comment thread, there are only 3 or 4 actual comments on the text. Plue I'm sure when you send a text or comment on here, you're not thinking, 'Oh I need to be on my toes, this is now English class.

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    Submitted by NPH9384 on Jan 27, 11 at 7:12pm

    Tlovell and nwa you DON'T need the apostrophe to make it plural. There's been much debate on the issue, and the general consensus is that it's the authors choice, and depends upon the stylistic register.

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    Submitted by Chief1998 on Jan 28, 11 at 8:41pm

    you stupid bastards getting on here like your the fucking grammar police should go eat a bullet. From the end of the gun you put into your own mouth.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by usmcMartin on Jan 28, 11 at 9:04am

    space shuttle

  • Submitted by symphonicmaiden on Jan 27, 11 at 1:18pm

    Wow, that is absolutely ridiculous. It's also funny that they didn't know that "bj's" stands for "bj is", rather than saying "bjs", as in "multiple".

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      Submitted by tlovell on Jan 27, 11 at 1:33pm

      You do put an apostrophe after an abbreviation such as "BJ" when you're making it plural. Dumbass.