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  • 200 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:17am
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    MARRY HER!

  • 171 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:04am
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    WTF---she swallowed!!! Give her the Jack; hell, do a shot with her and then return the favor!

  • 151 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:20pm
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    Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

  • 133 98
    Submitted by devil2014 on Jan 31, 10 at 1:22am
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    marry her. now.

  • 136 123
    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 30, 10 at 10:11pm
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    Eat a pineapple.

  • 118 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:08pm
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    Yeeeahhh. My girl. That's how ya get it donee

  • 118 111
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:41pm
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    This story = wife material. Cheers .

  • 115 112
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:48am
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    If she doesn't have your babies, she is having mine!

  • 111 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:08pm
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    Means you need to change your diet brooo

  • 117 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:19pm
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    David after dentist.

  • 109 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:35am
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    She is smart!! Guys taste worse than alcohol so chasers are a good idea!! Thanks for this haha

  • 98 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:53am
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    I like this bitch!

  • 96 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:10pm
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    I noticed that you are a badass. I too am a badass

  • 102 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:32pm
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    Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin back

  • 102 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:35pm
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    I swallow jizz and then swallow the other guys jizz as a chaser. Two cocks at a time. The bessssst.

  • 97 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:52am
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    There should be a club for badasses. Us three can share our badass stories for people to follow

  • 103 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:48pm
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    That's bad ass that right there is a keeper

  • 96 110
    Submitted by FREE_BIRD on Feb 1, 10 at 2:53am
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    i think this is me LOL

  • 92 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:55pm
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    I'd do that too!

  • 108 137
    Submitted by cuhsahndruh on Jan 30, 10 at 10:04pm
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    that's no good that she needed a chaser.

    • 73 109
      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Jan 30, 10 at 10:43pm
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      because normally cum tastes like candy?

  • 91 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:37pm
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    Do that for my man too

  • 96 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:41pm
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    Got yourself a keeper.

  • 94 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:34am
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    Damn Ke$ha must get around, bitch love her bottle of jack!

  • 93 112
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:35pm
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    my man loves it too; I just chase it with tequila (:

  • 93 112
    Submitted by missfredericko on Jan 31, 10 at 7:03pm
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    lol if only my bf appreciated the jack... :P

  • 100 127
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:59pm
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    Not funny. Fake!

  • 97 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:48pm
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    Haha @10:19... "is this real life? Is this gonna be foreverr??"

  • 93 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:15pm
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    Pineapple juice works as well.

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:40am
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    Mmm. Yum. Me slutty.

  • 85 103
    Submitted by cittyloner on Jun 19, 10 at 9:53am
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    Now tht takes fucking skill, good job my friend :)

  • 85 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:12pm
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    That jizz is nasty she needs it I wouldn't even swallow she is nice to u

  • 82 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 7:04am
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    In soviet Russia, fuck you

  • 87 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:22pm
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    Must be Aurora!

  • 86 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:19pm
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    You have found the perfect woman.

  • 81 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:41pm
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    That says something

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:24pm
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    4:15 ur wat I call a one night slut, lol

  • 66 73
    Submitted by voltron0911 on Dec 23, 10 at 8:09am
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    Lola lets hook up.

  • 78 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:50am
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    lol

  • 89 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:21am
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    This actually made my skin crawl.

  • 79 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:39pm
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    810 is funny

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:59pm
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    That's what's up!

  • 87 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:11pm
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    Good idea

  • 84 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:35am
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    Is this mike !!!

  • 86 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:28pm
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    I take the shot then chase with jizz

  • 74 98
    Submitted by LolaLynn15 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:15pm
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    and also adding to mine i like the taste of both

  • 78 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:36am
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    Biiiiing!

  • 78 110
    Submitted by banshee_beat21 on Jan 31, 10 at 6:10pm
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    this is hot

  • 80 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:05am
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    BAM 9600th thumbs up

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 11 at 11:29am
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    life ? http://pastebay.com/115521

  • 109 180
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:07pm
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    In soviet Russia, jizz swallows you

    • 89 108
      Submitted by SovietRussian on Jan 30, 10 at 10:15pm
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      that's my line, you fuck. and that wasn't even good

  • 78 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:57pm
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    In soviet russia jizz swallows you

  • 76 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:15am
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    What's beast is when u dome them up swallow and take a shot all with no hands try thy to get on my level bitches!!! Super bank head!! It's called a bre-job!!

  • 83 132
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:14am
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    Yawn, fake.

  • 72 111
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:19pm
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    Yumm :)

  • 80 128
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:10am
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    Haha remember when that guy was all like "if she's not having your babies she's having mine"? Im driunk.

  • 73 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:34pm
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    this is my life...I've def done this before.

  • 79 126
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:57pm
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    Uno

  • 69 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:07am
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    In Soviet Russia they put Jack daniels up you butt hole and you like it.

  • 86 145
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:16am
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    Colorado ftw!

  • 69 114
    Submitted by LolaLynn15 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:14pm
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    i swallow and my ex didnt think it was that big of a deal

  • 68 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:24am
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    My girl did that. She took 5 shots in a row then threw up on my dick

  • 68 117
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:34am
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    You are a lucky man.

  • 54 92
    Submitted by starryeyes13 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:21pm
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    hmm...i prefer the jizz as the chaser, sorry i like jack...a lot...

  • 80 144
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:10pm
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    Oh yeah it's life. Only I prefer tequila as a chaser

  • 46 78
    Submitted by h0pelessr0mantic on Oct 19, 11 at 5:39pm
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    i need to meet this girl, i'll wife THAT bitch. :) ahahhaha.

  • 91 168
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:19am
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    jizz is yummy on its own. I don't need a chaser. stupid bitch.

  • 68 125
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:34am
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    YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Ur a man.

  • 62 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:47am
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    @12:19: yeah, but you're a guy so you prob got used to it by jerking into your own mouth.

  • 52 108
    Submitted by jdibuono on Feb 26, 10 at 12:04pm
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    i agree, marry her