There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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What I'm not sure about here is how pizza bagels became a unit of measurement.
I'm guessing Jackée Harry started it.
I had Pizza bagels, then the hot pocket!
well you see I was trying to get it in and I missed.....
Anybody else thinking this is a mass text?!
1st thing that crossed my mind!
..."This is a mass text."
He couldn't find the hole so he tried to make a new one.
I hope that was a mass text
You got eaten out by the hulk
....please explain how hulk cunnilingus equals pizza roll marking
Hulk have big thumb...make bid print on puny hip
wouldn't hulk ear make print as hulk thumb bigger then puny woman leg?
We were going at it pretty good and as you looked back over your shoulder I nailed you on the down stroke.
It's from randy Johnson hitting you with a pizza bagel
you shouldn't play with your food
Happened to me once. Cut me, sucked my blood while fingering me. You just got vampired