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  • Submitted by tentashpee on Jan 18, 12 at 1:35pm

    What I'm not sure about here is how pizza bagels became a unit of measurement.

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jan 18, 12 at 3:42pm

      College.

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 18, 12 at 9:07pm

      I'm guessing Jackée Harry started it.

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    Submitted by porksword on Jan 18, 12 at 2:21pm

    I had Pizza bagels, then the hot pocket!

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 18, 12 at 4:52pm

      Tina's burritos

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    Submitted by mpimp00gf on Jan 18, 12 at 3:41pm

    Anybody else thinking this is a mass text?!

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      Submitted by GutterBalls on Jan 18, 12 at 6:11pm

      1st thing that crossed my mind!

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    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Jan 18, 12 at 2:02pm

    well you see I was trying to get it in and I missed.....

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 19, 12 at 4:07am

    He couldn't find the hole so he tried to make a new one.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 18, 12 at 1:38pm

    you shouldn't play with your food

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    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Jan 18, 12 at 1:32pm

    You got eaten out by the hulk

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 19, 12 at 1:12am

      ....please explain how hulk cunnilingus equals pizza roll marking

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        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 19, 12 at 1:17am

        Hulk have big thumb...make bid print on puny hip

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 19, 12 at 3:49pm

          wouldn't hulk ear make print as hulk thumb bigger then puny woman leg?

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jan 18, 12 at 9:23pm

    We were going at it pretty good and as you looked back over your shoulder I nailed you on the down stroke.

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    Submitted by saus131 on Jan 19, 12 at 2:02am

    I hope that was a mass text

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 18, 12 at 1:53pm

    It's from randy Johnson hitting you with a pizza bagel

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    Submitted by MuffinW on Jan 18, 12 at 9:42pm

    ..."This is a mass text."

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    Submitted by redpanda2008 on Jan 21, 12 at 1:17pm

    Happened to me once. Cut me, sucked my blood while fingering me. You just got vampired