He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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At least he didn't just casually chuckle and say, "You become more and more like your mother everyday."
we "squirt" at you all the time, only fair for you to squirt us back once in a while.
If you do it right I will ''squirt'' multiple times!
i'll take that challenge...
Could've been worse, you could've walked in on him squirting.
I bet your dad feels worse about it than you...
i hope he didnt call u squirt when u were growing up.
Gotta <3 squirter's.
What's your number.
:/ wow, if this isn't the definition of FML I don't know what is....
Did he bring you a towel and a cigarette? That's what good dads do for their squirter offspring.
Hope you didn't squirt onto your dad!
2 words door lock.
If this happened to me ... It would be something I would never discuss with anyone
This is the worst thing I could ever imagine happening.
Were you alone?
Gross I would move out fuck it I'd emmigrate!
Holy he'll that's awsome
Wow. Just wow.
I thinks is better than he walked in as you were getting a facial. Or a creampie.
I love you
You are a strange cat
I love squirters! Keep it up ladies!
so you really are hurtin for a squirtin?
Aww poor girl, her father will never forget that.
Oh my shit is this Hagerstown?
Squirters text me. : ) Seven Zero One_Eight Seven One_Zero One Nine Two.
In Soviet Russia, you walk in on dad squirting!
Will you marry me?
Hott!! Sucks for your dad though...I'm sure this fml could go both ways lol
Keep it up. Hoorah
You're making me miss my ex.
WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TEXT THIS?!?!
I just figured out what is worse that walking in on you daughter while she's boning. Thanks.
@FistedSister-- so true. Haha that would have been just the cherry on top. Bad pun not intended
I love when chicks squirt, HUGE turn on. Also like pregnant chicks, you know, like medium pregnant.
squirters are fun
Not sure you would text this to a friend
I wish my dad didn't walk OUT when I squirt!
Instead of changing the sheets, you havta change the mattress when she squirts. Just a FYI
@FistedSister LMMFAO !!!! That is fucking hilarious !!!! HaHa.
That's like... The worst thing to possibly happen.
Squirters are the best
Love it!!! Keep it flowin!!!
Can I have your number?
Have to agree, big turn on when chicks squirt.
Hey ohhh if I was your step dad…
Female? Why is ur dad just walking in on u? Male? He was probably watching from the door lol
Did you seriously just question whether the person who posted this text is a male?
Trust me, he was waiting outside the door, stroking his dick, timed it just right and walked in at just the right moment.