He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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At least he didn't just casually chuckle and say, "You become more and more like your mother everyday."
we "squirt" at you all the time, only fair for you to squirt us back once in a while.
If you do it right I will ''squirt'' multiple times!
i'll take that challenge...
Could've been worse, you could've walked in on him squirting.
I bet your dad feels worse about it than you...
i hope he didnt call u squirt when u were growing up.
Gotta <3 squirter's.
What's your number.
Did he bring you a towel and a cigarette? That's what good dads do for their squirter offspring.
:/ wow, if this isn't the definition of FML I don't know what is....
Hope you didn't squirt onto your dad!
2 words door lock.
If this happened to me ... It would be something I would never discuss with anyone
Were you alone?
This is the worst thing I could ever imagine happening.
Gross I would move out fuck it I'd emmigrate!
Holy he'll that's awsome
I love you
Wow. Just wow.
You are a strange cat
I thinks is better than he walked in as you were getting a facial. Or a creampie.
I love squirters! Keep it up ladies!
so you really are hurtin for a squirtin?
Aww poor girl, her father will never forget that.
Oh my shit is this Hagerstown?
Will you marry me?
Squirters text me. : ) Seven Zero One_Eight Seven One_Zero One Nine Two.
Keep it up. Hoorah
I just figured out what is worse that walking in on you daughter while she's boning. Thanks.
You're making me miss my ex.
Not sure you would text this to a friend
Instead of changing the sheets, you havta change the mattress when she squirts. Just a FYI
I love when chicks squirt, HUGE turn on. Also like pregnant chicks, you know, like medium pregnant.
WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TEXT THIS?!?!
That's like... The worst thing to possibly happen.
In Soviet Russia, you walk in on dad squirting!
I wish my dad didn't walk OUT when I squirt!
@FistedSister-- so true. Haha that would have been just the cherry on top. Bad pun not intended
squirters are fun
Hott!! Sucks for your dad though...I'm sure this fml could go both ways lol
@FistedSister LMMFAO !!!! That is fucking hilarious !!!! HaHa.
Have to agree, big turn on when chicks squirt.
Squirters are the best
Can I have your number?
Hey ohhh if I was your step dad…
Love it!!! Keep it flowin!!!
Female? Why is ur dad just walking in on u? Male? He was probably watching from the door lol
Did you seriously just question whether the person who posted this text is a male?
Trust me, he was waiting outside the door, stroking his dick, timed it just right and walked in at just the right moment.