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  • Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 2, 10 at 7:45pm

    At least he didn't just casually chuckle and say, "You become more and more like your mother everyday."

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jun 2, 10 at 8:37am

    we "squirt" at you all the time, only fair for you to squirt us back once in a while.

    • 69 65
      Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 3, 10 at 6:26am

      If you do it right I will ''squirt'' multiple times!

      • 69 61
        Submitted by jasboo on Jun 9, 10 at 3:09pm

        i'll take that challenge...

  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 2, 10 at 9:09am

    Could've been worse, you could've walked in on him squirting.

  • Submitted by novaguyinph on Jun 2, 10 at 8:07am

    Squirters FTW!

  • Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 2, 10 at 8:58am

    I bet your dad feels worse about it than you...

  • Submitted by blu_id_butterfly on Jun 2, 10 at 7:20pm

    i hope he didnt call u squirt when u were growing up.

  • Submitted by jediace on Jun 2, 10 at 8:16am

    Gotta <3 squirter's.

  • Submitted by DeTaNgLeR on Jun 2, 10 at 9:23am

    What's your number.

  • Submitted by grey on Jun 2, 10 at 10:11am

    This is the worst thing I could ever imagine happening.

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:19am

    :/ wow, if this isn't the definition of FML I don't know what is....

  • Submitted by wreckem881 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:55am

    If this happened to me ... It would be something I would never discuss with anyone

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 2, 10 at 9:36am

    Did he bring you a towel and a cigarette? That's what good dads do for their squirter offspring.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:25am

    Hope you didn't squirt onto your dad!

  • Submitted by bringingsexyback on Jun 2, 10 at 11:11pm

    2 words door lock.

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    Submitted by vodkadude on Jun 2, 10 at 10:25am

    Were you alone?

  • 96 60
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 2, 10 at 8:33am

    Wow. Just wow.

  • 99 72
    Submitted by aynal_creempie on Jun 2, 10 at 11:01am

    so you really are hurtin for a squirtin?

  • 94 67
    Submitted by fligidyflash on Jun 2, 10 at 12:11pm

    I love squirters! Keep it up ladies!

  • 93 69
    Submitted by hcghmg on Jun 2, 10 at 11:00am

    I love you

  • 89 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 12:48pm

    I thinks is better than he walked in as you were getting a facial. Or a creampie.

  • 94 74
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Jun 2, 10 at 8:58am

    You are a strange cat

  • 79 54
    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 3, 10 at 3:27am

    Gross I would move out fuck it I'd emmigrate!

  • 80 59
    Submitted by Bullfrog on Jun 3, 10 at 12:42pm

    Holy he'll that's awsome

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    Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 2, 10 at 8:19pm

    In Soviet Russia, you walk in on dad squirting!

  • 72 60
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Jun 3, 10 at 1:15am

    Aww poor girl, her father will never forget that.

  • 77 70
    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 2, 10 at 8:26pm

    I just figured out what is worse that walking in on you daughter while she's boning. Thanks.

  • 77 71
    Submitted by 51H8 on Jun 2, 10 at 4:44pm

    Squirters are the best

  • 72 61
    Submitted by damnson on Jun 2, 10 at 2:14pm

    squirters are fun

  • 87 94
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 2, 10 at 9:32am

    Wanna fuck?

  • 73 69
    Submitted by jax131 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:39am

    Hott!! Sucks for your dad though...I'm sure this fml could go both ways lol

  • Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 2, 10 at 8:19am

    WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TEXT THIS?!?!

  • 69 64
    Submitted by superbassman on Jun 2, 10 at 3:36pm

    Keep it up. Hoorah

  • 62 51
    Submitted by NakedGrandma on Jun 15, 10 at 5:51pm

    Oh my shit is this Hagerstown?

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Rolyat22 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:01pm

    Squirters text me. : ) Seven Zero One_Eight Seven One_Zero One Nine Two.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 9:30pm

    Instead of changing the sheets, you havta change the mattress when she squirts. Just a FYI

  • 80 90
    Submitted by tommysalami on Jun 2, 10 at 9:59am

    Not sure you would text this to a friend

  • 62 58
    Submitted by scooterdid on Jun 3, 10 at 8:07pm

    You're making me miss my ex.

  • 66 67
    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jun 3, 10 at 3:48am

    @FistedSister LMMFAO !!!! That is fucking hilarious !!!! HaHa.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by greatnightsonly on Jun 22, 10 at 5:08am

    Will you marry me?

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Micro007 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:01pm

    That's like... The worst thing to possibly happen.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 3, 10 at 2:04am

    I love when chicks squirt, HUGE turn on. Also like pregnant chicks, you know, like medium pregnant.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by NEONDONG on Jun 4, 10 at 12:37pm

    Love it!!! Keep it flowin!!!

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    Submitted by luckymintfriday on May 18, 11 at 11:52pm

    @FistedSister-- so true. Haha that would have been just the cherry on top. Bad pun not intended

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Ralfikii on Jul 1, 10 at 10:53pm

    Have to agree, big turn on when chicks squirt.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by SoulTaker6 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:58am

    Hey ohhh if I was your step dad…

  • 52 57
    Submitted by sofuckoffright on Oct 26, 11 at 5:19pm

    I wish my dad didn't walk OUT when I squirt!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by ousobe1 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:27pm

    Can I have your number?

  • Submitted by tazz36 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:22am

    Female? Why is ur dad just walking in on u? Male? He was probably watching from the door lol

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      Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 8, 10 at 12:49pm

      Did you seriously just question whether the person who posted this text is a male?

  • Submitted by niceman on Jun 2, 10 at 12:16pm

    Trust me, he was waiting outside the door, stroking his dick, timed it just right and walked in at just the right moment.

  • Submitted by Pengz on Jun 2, 10 at 8:04am

    First